>tfw in family you are that weird uncle

hey jay

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so? the weird uncle is always the least hated and likely the most beloved.

he's like peter pan, always in wonderland while hte other wagies age 30 years in a span of 5.

Same here but at the same time I'm probably the most useless one, studying useless shit while not bringing any money home...

The weird uncle who lives in the basement.

> mommy why does uncle anon live with grama and grampa? Why doesn't he have his own place like us? Why isn't he married like you and daddy? What's a peedofile? Daddy told me to stay away from uncle anon because he might be a peedofile.

>>37598585
Being Peter Pan isn't a good thing faggot

Just means you're deluded

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>tfw in family you are the weird son
>tfw family has a history of weird ones
>dad had two weird brothers
>one became a wildman/NEET living in the bush
>other became a workaholic childless, wifeless cool guy who ended up getting a mail order bride from China
>tfw when dads drunk he calls me by his weird brothers names

>>37598585
I have an uncle who is an eternal bachelor, and he gets flak for it all the time. It's not like he's an incel or anything like that either. Served in Desert Storm, got his bachelors courtesy of Uncle Sam, and then traveled the world for a bit. He works an office job, but it seems cushy as fuck since it seems like he never fucking works.

His house is close but not next to the beach, and he spends his days old Chadding it up and picking up MILFs. Spends money on his guitars and whatever he wants. He answers to nobody and does whatever the fuck he wants. Anyway, all of the married men in my extended family are jealous of his lifestyle, and all the women low-key hate on him.

If I can end up like him, I'll be pretty happy with life.

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>>37597794
>tfw in the family you were the mentally ill fuck

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>>37597794
Be happy, I am scary cousin anon.

>young cousins are scared of you and shy away from talking to you
>old cousins are scared of you as well and think you are a killjoy
>thot cousin says :"Teehee, why aren't you more smiling? I smile all the time and people like me xD"

I also have a gay cousin that always asks me for workout tips since working out is the only joy I have, he's a decent guy.

>>37598880
Sounds like you want him to end up inside you

>>37598928
Nah I just want his lifestyle.

>Make money while barely working
>Fuck MILFs all day
>Nobody to be responsible for
>Do whatever the fuck you want

>>37597794
How weird op?

>>37597794
>tfw your the only sibling that wants to have a family, but you're too socially inept to talk to girls(even ones that initiate)

>grow up hearing about people having pedo uncles
>think it's just a funny joke
>realize you're still attracted to little girls as an adult
>sister gets married and has children
>tfw you're the pedo uncle

>borrow "that" uncles phone
>open browser
>see tranny pino

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>>37599659
2realfourme.

>uncle is asleep
>open his laptop
>shitload of shota porn
>???

>>37599659
Life sure is full of twists and turns.

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>>37597794
>tfw you are the bald uncle

My uncle is pretty chad. He used to party it up in Las Vegas a lot. He's 6'2 and was great with women and he's funny as fuck. He's divorced and single but lures all the milfs.
I have siblings who are more normie but it sucks for me, I'm 5'9 (dad is 6'1), terrible at socializing, and overall miserable. When the time comes when my siblings are starting families, I want to live far away and not come into contact so I don't have to be uncle. Preferably I'd like to live on the other side of the world with a nice boat and chill out.
I can't even stand my cousins, they're both under 11yrs old but their behavior is obnoxious and their potty mouths are baffling.