Well,this was nice. So,as you know,bigger cousins are always dicks. This is my story
>be me,11 year old fatass
>sit in kitchen with cousin
>he puts something in his coffee
>asks me "Anon,what some sugar?"
>be greedy,take big spoon,like russian weapon sized
>take a spoonfull and more
>put it in mounth
>it was salt
>proceed to spit it in the sink
>sink not present because house repairing
>water not present
>spit it outside in the rain
>mfw i still remember the taste