>2011
>No gf, no friends, get bullied constantly
>Since I don't want to look weird between breaks, I decide to begin reading
>I pick up American Psycho due to the dubs meme
>Reading it all the time when I'm not having class, no one ever seems to care in the slightest
>One day a teacher calls my mom
>Apparently the school is concerned with my behavior, and with the fact that I'm reading a book about "how to kill people"
The fucking asshole who bullied me (and many others) gets a free pass after throwing lemons at random people from the 3rd floor like a maladjusted autist, but I raise a red flag?
When life gives you lemons, stick them up your butt
>>37596582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
BFS got it right
>>37596582
Are you American? These levels of retardation and paranoia feel very post columbine American high school. Don't feel bad it's not your fault your school was filled with morons
>>37596595
Sage advice. It's like a challenge: How many lemons can you stick up your butt? Nothing builds character like trying to get just ONE more lemon up your ass. Maybe if OP could have shat out a couple lemons on his bully's face nobody would have dared confront him
>>37596582
I walked into the principals office. And said "If you keep allowing this bullying to go on, I'm going to fucking shoot up the place."
Teachers were super nice to me, and I was never bothered again.
>>37596918
risky move, I'm glad it paid off for you