Autist friend application thread

I would prefer it if you just killed yourself instead, thanks.

>>37593541
A female, on r9k? Hang on fellas I got this!
*Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies*
H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"
c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3
Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other assholes who only care about looks!
Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37593541
Some conspiracies are alright
I prefer Yugioh to MtG, but MtG has always interested me
MAL - https://myanimelist.net/animelist/Perseid
Discord - Sigurd/Weeb Doggo#3164
hmu if ur taste isn't complete garbage.

>>37593583
*blushes* Y-you'e really funny anon. I-I'm just really shy. I hope you don't mind. *hides* I-I'm sorry.

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>>37593756
*unsheathes autism card*
*teleports behind u*
Look here! I have Assburgers too!
I'll be able to be on the bux in a few short years!
*notices ur reply*
OwO what's this
M'anon actually thinks this garbage is funny?
*dibs bedora* :DDDD

ancap LMAO im unsurprised that you're a massive autistc

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>>37593838
t. state cocksucker

ancaps are automatically pedos since they implicitly support child prostitution. please do the right thing and kill yourself OP.

>>37593576
I-I have a child's sense of humor sir anon. I don't think it's garbage desu. D-do you know any fedora tricks sir anon? *shifts awkwardly while spinning fidget spinner*

>>37593541
if serious then this hits how I am in all honesty lol

>20
>Hobbies: gaming, computer building
>Interests: Conspiracys, anime, gaming, cars, history of war, greek and roman myths
>dislikes: people who shit on me for what I like

>>37593930
>tfw so autistic you cant even reply to the right post.

I was hoping I wouldn't have to kill myself.

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>>37593929
>muh chillins

>>37593541
STAY AWAY. THIS IS A MAN WHO WANTS TO HACK YOUR COMPUTER AND STEAL YOUR CRYPTOS STAY AWAY. ALSO 90% OF THE TIME IF THEY SAY THEY'RE A GIRL AND POST AN ANIME PICTURE, THEY ARE MALE. BEWARE

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>>37593890
When your ideology is 80% dank memes but still can't be refuted.

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>>37593930
>>37593967
*takes off fedora*
It's ok, m'anon!
Im a meme-magician, of sorts! Check this out!
*unsheathes magic wand*
Look deeply into the fedora
Magic words will appear!
Hurry, though. I need to put it back on. It's magic powers are the only thing defending us rn. UwU

>>37593541
I'll only be your friend if we can meet up and have sex

>>37593541
how did you drive away all your firends

>>37594051
That's dirty anon don't you want to look at my magic card collection?

>>37594069
>ignores the guy that posted about himself
>responds to the MUH DICK post
never change /r9k/

>>37593541
>I'm a very autist femanon
>femanon
we didnt need to know that, tits or GTFO

>>37593541

>26m
>Hobbies: board games, movies, screenwriting,
>interests: politics, history, Sirhan Sirhan is innocent the CIA fucking killed RFK
>Dislikes: reality tv, passive aggressive people, SJWs

kik: galactic88

>>37594100
r9k in a nutshell really lol

>>37594038
Anon I don't have a discord. >_< s-s-hould I make one? Are you really lonely too anon?

where country are you from desu

>>37593951
Too bad you aren't gay.

>>37594211
You can email me too
[email protected]

>>37594182
heh, hey there buddy, I see you seem to be using a trip there friendo, well let me tell ya, you dont need no silly tripcode here young feller

>>37593541
lost me at ancap. you trash

>>37594244
Im closet Bi but its very fucking hard for me to like the same gender, its not a thing of. OH ID FUCK EM

its like just a random ass choosing for me. I go straight and don't judge on how people are. Not how I am really. If you are a mtf then thats your decision and if you are good to me, then im good to you.

>>37594284
iv been using the trip since 2010 along with Alex Trebek for the Jeopardy threads in /mlp/ and /v/

no kill pls

>>37594244
how old are you and where you from

>>37593541
[email protected]
you should make a discord though

>>37593541
If you go by Lyra is discord you're plenty autismo

>>37593541
I'm very autistic too, so I appologise for that in advance. I'm also looking for friends, with either OP or someone elso who is interested
>20, guy
>Hobbies: I also like day trading cryptos (too much), drawing, creative/business ventures
>Interests: learning and talking about life and the brain (Jordan Peterson etc.), anime, art
>Dislikes: uncomfortableness, hatered

Discord: noparadise.xxx#8810

>>37593541
>25
O L D
L
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I think you need to leave 4chan and take up bingo or something grandma

How about an other neet girl to speak too?? [email protected]

>>37594836
>aol.com
what year is this
also OP dosn't seem to be lurking anymore

>>37594836
Oh yay! Noted! I will email you when I have a chance.

email me too pls
[email protected]

>>37594887
I'm going to bed now but, I can't wait for taco time. The last anime i watched was yuri on ice.

>>37593541
>>21
>>Hobbies: trading cards(MTG, yugioh and Vanguard), studying Chinese and Law.
>>Interests: I really love card games and I go to locals every Friday. I enjoy swimming and running everyday as well with Hawaiin shirts on the side.
>>Dislikes: I can't really think of anything I dislike aside from sports.

Discord: Fuji#0553

Fuck off, bitch, go throw your petty insecurities and dilemas somewhere else than this board.

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I thought this would be a thread to meet friends but it seems everyone is infatuated with the femanon.

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>>37595513
i put my email >>37594363
no responses

>>37595513
I'm always around, Anon.
Anyone can add me.

>>37595226

>>37593541
OP are you still here and do you have a Snapchat

>>37595725
I-I will add you then anon!

>>37595756
>>37593541
Is this a no, OP?

girls make these threads and all the bots get excited only for the girl to lose interest and all of them be sad again it's not fair...

>>37595513
You can add me! Discord: melkor_morgoth#9960
Don't be worried if I don't respond, I'm nodding off over here.

>>37595905
Its because they aren't actually autistic so they use their damn roostie magiks to make you want the bagina then they get their attention and leave

I do something kinda the same but I try to get a girl to flirt with me from across a room and then just never make a move when she is clearly interested and leave asap

>tfw no autistic ex-WoW addict gf

>>37593541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU7G8cR4D2U

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Just came to this thread to lole at the ancaps
People are too fucking stupid to survive without the state, even you

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>>37593541
I really want to have VIP access to your vagina could you please let me have permenant access? I can give you my kik, skype, facebok, LINE, WeChat, Whatsapp and Discord (I only use dicord to plan out my gym activities with my wonderful friends)
kthxbye

>>37597265
you forgot Viber and Telegram, dude

>autistic girl

>friend requests

50replies

GB2 /soc/ you succubus, oh just kidding, the only reason you're probably not there is bc you're ugly and nobody will talk to you there.

>>37597289
>50 replies is alot
how shit is this board desu?

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>>37593541
I am also a girl. I hate normies.

Kik: PinkCerealz
Discord: ask.

>>37593541
Are you part of the DGB masterrace?

>>37593541

See >>37598431

If you're around northern CA, lemme know and we could do a thing.

>>37593541
[email protected]

Please send me an email, OP. I'm also a sperg neet at the same age, diagnosed and all and absolutely not a normie.