>there are men with kids on r9k

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>Having children

Sucks to be them.

>>37592809
Married normie with a 3yo over here.

>>37592809
Daddo checking in.

>>37592930

What dad stuff are you going to do with your kid ? Why do you come here ? What extracurriculars are you gonna make him do ?

>>37592809

Who will defend the canon when he kicks the bucket?

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>you fucked up your life
>you're a virgin past 25, never had a gf or kissed a girl
>you're depressed, lonely, anxious, hallucinate when going outside and abuse substances daily to make it through life
>you have no goals, no dreams, no ambitions beyond death
>your parents are ashamed of you and you still live with them
>but at least you didn't knock up some slut and have to deal with a fucking child, or even worse be a single mum

genuinely keeps me goin

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>there are people aware of /r9k/'s existence who crotch shit more trouser trash into the world

I still don't get why anyone would want a kid
I fucking hate kids!!!

>>37592889
How do you not get boners being near babies?>>37592930

>>37593034
By not being a pedophile.

>>37592953
I have two kids, boy 9mos and girl 5 years.
>What kind of dad stuff?
We are excentric, so shit like homeschool and lots of going to parks and the beach. We dance around, learn things, I dunno, shit that people do when they have a weirdo lifestyle. I'm a scientist so I'm all about learning.
>Why do I come here
I like the real discussion when you finally find 'that' thread
>Extracurriculars
Pretty much everything. My wife doesn't work and I have a ton of free time so anything they want, really. My daughter is fascinated with skateboarding of all things. My son will probably be 2+ meters tall (we're a tall family) so I hope he is a rugger.

Gas the kikes.

>>37593027
Subpar genetics are stopping you from breeding.

>>37593114
>I like the real discussion when you finally find 'that' thread

?

Wait are you a (white) poltard ? Are you trying to redpill your wife and kids ?

>>37593045
no but i can't handle being near someone with soft skin
>mom hugs me =get boner
>friend handshakes me = get boner
>i once grabbed a baby it was my baby niece and i got a boner
I don't get how you guys do it guess it's a normie skill or something

>>37593151
I was a /pol/lack until the Trump faggotry, I'm way too smart for that kikery. Yes I redpill the shit out of my wife and kids. My wife is redpilled as fuck.

>>37592964
Who will write copypastas about how much they dislike Harry Potter when he's gone?

>>37593175
That getting a boner skill is rad though. Super sensitive Anon, 10/10 superpower

I've got two kids but I'm not part of their life. I'd like to be though, feels kind of bad.

> People who have had sex are on /r9k/ right now

>>37593509
are you a deadbeat dad?

>>37593540
No, the mothers (lesbians) don't want me around.

>>37593045
I always wondered if I could fuck a baby's mouth, because I heard that they can't breathe through their nose until a certain age. It might suffocate the tot.

>>37593554
Wait, are they two different moms with two kids by you but they are married to each other and lesbians?

>>37593606
They're not married yet but otherwise yes.

>>37593586
Hey, if it kills the kid then that's fine too. One less bell to answer.

>>37592967
>genuinely keeps me goin

mgtow sympathiser kek

>>37593694
>cucked by a woman
I can understand why you browse r9k

>tfw born when parents were 19
>tfw when my dad was my age his son was going to start kindergarten soon and he owned a house
>tfw have never even had a gf and live with parents

>>37592809
I'm gonna fucking miss Bloom once he's gone. He's so passionate about what he loves, he's such an inspiration to me.
:^(

henlo, mother reporting in.