This guy walks up to your girl and smacks her ass. What do you do?

>>37592438
Wonder why he's smacking thin air.

Kneecap him with a chair

Start to braid his hair.

become his boypussy

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>>37592438
>Ultra-normie using a non-tinder dating site

I wonder whats wrong with him

>>37592438
Wonder why he slapped my hand.

>>37592438
If I had a girlfriend, I'd throw the barstool at him and tell him to fuck off or I'd motherfucking kill him.

I would probably get beat up, but boy would that adrenaline high be worth it, and he'd be the one to get arrested so whatevs.

>Coast guard

Uncle Sam's Canoe Club

>>37592438
>your girl

ahahahahahaha

that's hilarious

Anyone else wanna wager that's OP in the pic? I see no other reason he'd make this thread seeing how mundane and bland the chap's profile is.

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>>37592774
Will you fight for me?

>>37592774
Not to mention the guy doesn't even look like Brad, much less Chad, he is Sean, the guy who follows Chad and Brad and laughs at everything Chad says.

>>37592438
I'd ask him to step outside to talk. Then I'd sucker punch him with brass knuckles.

You don't have to be 6'6" to break someone's fucking ribs.

Why are people afraid of a 6'6 skinny guy?

>>37592683
i just fight him i like getting punched ... i even punch myself in the face for fun i think i have problems.

>>37592438
Fight the shit out of him, 6'2 chad man karate black belt and occasional mma fighter man. Fought a 6'6 /fit/ footballer before in hs and only won because of endurance (plus pride and pain tolerance and mobility), good times. We're basically the same person except I'm like 4 inches shorter and have a mildly better face and was a high level karate kid.

>>37593089
How would you beat him? Teach us your ways

>>37593281
he doesn't look so tough, probably a failed normie. Just make some gains and take some MMA or krav maga classes and you should be able to fight anyone if you can think on you feet

I'd hit him with my taser.