>Join me for a swim, anon Your response?

>>37592430
I literally, unironically, can't swim. I can't manage to figure out how to float and keep my head above water. I'm not even black.

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>>37592430
we should head to a real pool so you can swim some of that chunk off

>>37592475
Do nothing. You will float. Gently lay on your back. Don't move anything. Once you realize you can float begin to tread water. Slowly move your arms and legs in circular motions to remain in place with your head above water.

>>37592475
I know that feeling all too well Anon, mans best friend even tried to drown me as a kid. I'm not meant to swim.

>>37592567
>Do nothing. You will float. Gently lay on your back. Don't move anything.
doing that seems to result in my head not floating high enough to stay above the water line

>>37592430
How boring and how shitty is your personality that you have to keep making these unfunny threads over and over again you unfunny cunt hang yourself

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Swim? There's no space or depth enough for a good swim here you big booty dummy.

>>37592430
>join me
why can't roasties make stuff by themselves they always need their friends or someone to be able to do an activity

>>37592430
"Cellulite at 25".
Turn 180 degrees, pick up my body pillow, and go home.

>>37592606
It's physically impossible for your face not to protrude as long as you don't move. There must be some problem. Can you doggy paddle? Might help you learn to tread water.

>>37592652
>Can you doggy paddle?
nope. I can drown, apparently, and thats about it.

>>37592567

>be in middle school
>part of the gym swim test is the ability to float
>can't float, sink straight to the bottom
>inflate lungs, do all the shit they tell me to
>sink like a goddamn rock every time
>fail entire swim section because of it

Never been able to float, but I can swim well. Apparently some folks just can't for whatever reason. Yay for being special snowflake I guess.

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>>37592630
this enough depth and space for you?

>>37592739
Yeah that's much better. Get your meaty thighs out of the way so I can get in.