the unluckiest guy on 4chan

>fell for the trap meme
Doesn't get worse than that.

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>>37590862

>smart enough to do a PhD program
>unlucky

Fuck off

wow, you are actually super retarded
don't kill yourself though

>>37590862
>/ck/
>fast food recs
Do they actually do this?

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>>37591528
or the suck a dick on craigslist meme and end up getting raped

>grew up in a crowded house and the constant noise made him prefer solitude when he was in school so he never attempted to make friends
>in highschool his lack of socializing in childhood made him a socially awkward mess
>he couldn't do oral reports, job interviews, or talk to people of authority without getting panic attacks
>he didn't learn how to listen and respond in a timely and polite manner
>he didn't learn how put his thoughts into coherent sentences
>when he talks he either talks too fast, mumbles too much, or doesn't finish his sentence
>he didn't learn to drive when he was in highschool
>he didn't get a job when he was in highschool
>he went to college without knowing what to major in and ended up wasting 2-4 years of his life
>he is in his 20's with no education, no work experience , and he lacks basic life skills
>he constantly screws up job opportunities by being ill prepared , afraid of communication, or just being irresponsible
>he wants to be normal , but doesn't want to do anything outside his comfort zone
>he knows that he can't just be confident and deal with leaving his comfort zone because he knows he isn't capable of doing something as NORMAL as customer service or appearing empathetic towards others
>because he hardly was challenged with anything in life he never learned how to work clean, work fast, and work efficiently
>he wants a job, but wants to be pampered by having a job with minimal human interaction, simple tasks , and convenient for his lifestyle (weird curfew, work place to be within 20 minute walking distance, etc)

>>37591835
try night audit at a hotel or graveyard security

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>>37590862
>>lost a kidney after he took the 'meetups' part of /soc/ seriously
I want to hear this story first.

>>37590862
Sounds like you're just retarded honestly.

The unluckiest guy would be someone who has many chances, but never took the opportunity. A person who was doomed from birth can at least get pity. An unlucky guy would be looked down upon because everything would be his fault.