I'm so alone that I chadfish on Tinder so I can have someone

>>37590588

Is she retarded?

>"How are you handsome?"

uhh genetics? winning the lottery that is called life?

strange and kind of pathetic. do you at least set up dates and make them drive miles to meet (you) and obviously just ghost them ?

>>37590611
i wanna see your face when you realize that youre the retard for being unable to understand a phrase of 4 words

>>37590611
well yeah she's retarded for not using a comma, but unfortunately you come across worse

>>37590588
You may think it sucks to be ugly, but at least that gives you attention. I'm just barely above average. That means I get no attention. Fuck the genetic lottery.

post the pic of the guy you're using

>>37590611
no, nigga.
she meant "how are you, handsome".
unless you're making an 'ironic' joke lmao

>>37590611
lol you're a fucking idiot

learn how to read

>>37590588
I've done this too.

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>>37590693
>>37590648
>>37590631
>>37590622
>"P-please do not harass the blonde goddess!!"

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>>37590647
Here you go anon
Origdbsubshsvsgsg

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>>37590977
>waifu for laifu
>tch..nothin personnel..kid...

kek why do they never comment on these things? Are they so vapid that they only look at pictures?

>>37591010
I've actually asked a few to be my waifu. Even said, "Can I call you [insert anime name here]? That's my waifu's name." She said yes.

>>37590611
autist of the day folks

>>37591067
Post screenshot you dingus

>>37590588
I feel like doing this will make me hate women.

>>37590588
send her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgihkyHeym0&t=121s

>>37590588
Yo OP what do you do when one of them starts to get on to the fact that that isnt you?

>>37590588

I'm happy for you Op. You found a way to get some social interaction. I'm too lazy to even chadfish.

>Have real profile and chadfish profile up at the same time

>See the difference between the two

Why fucking live man, whats the fucking point, ITS ALL LUCK

>>37590753
lol it has nothing to do with the tindr conversation, we just think you're a moron for not understanding a simple social/contextual message.

>>37590611
Google "highest cliff in x" where x is the name of your country buy a ticket or drive there and jump

>>37592825
underrated

oregano saffron thyme and rosemary holy hell

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>>37592090
ya gots 2 options

lookmax. neck max. everything max. korean plastic surgery, korean beauty products, roids, perfect proportions perfect everything

or you can lay down and rot

chad or death. thats how the meta is in 2017. you can be betabux but she will just tolerate you, hang sex in front of like carrot to get money from you. and when she marries you she loses even more respect for you because now she owns you financially

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A

the good news is you can influence everything about yourself besides height?

penis size and looks are under your control. the rabbit hole goes deep

but on the same page its never been easier to rot. anime, games, internet, its never been easier to check out

its fucked either way, ALL life is suffering, especially for a male

the only thing that hates women more than a incel who ascended and became chad is another woman

these type of threads make me kind of sad desu knowing women only want chad

>>37591010
>>37592090
>>37593028
It's almost like they are using an app for anonymous sex and so don't look for other qualities...

Would you go to a strip club looking for a girl with a nice personality?

>>37593994
Yes, because my very powerful male brain allows me to see beyond people's physical appearance. Unlike cunts and their lizard brainlets.

>OOG CHADD HOT UUG ME WANT HIS BABY UGG UGG

>>37590611

reeled in a few big ones with this, well cast

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>women who put "adventures" in their tinder bio

Do these whores seriously think anyone doesn't realize that they mean "riding stranger cock?"

>>37593028
how do you improve facial aesthetics though? not that easy

>>37590611
a true master of hooks

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>>37590588
I catfish anons here, just so I can feel that someone cares about my problems.

>>37590753
>t.brainlet
ORIGINAL

>>37590977
HOLY SHIT. I gotta lift weights and get on this FAST. This guy gets called handsome that easily? I would say we look the same but I look leagues better when I'm fit. (boy face + muscle)

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>>37599782
>literal 10/10
>this guy gets called handsome that easily

>>37599798
He's a New York 6

>>37599798
Not 10/10 I see bunch of people that look like that.

What do you guys think of this opening line

>Mamma Mia!
>It's custom in Italy to say that to beautiful women

>>37590611
i'm afraid you've failed the autism test

>>37593028
>chad or death
Thanks anon

you really redpilled me desu

My facebook account for my attempt to chadfish on tinder got disabled. What now?

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>>37593028
why wasn't i born looking like the hunk on the left
why oh why

>>37602058
He looks like quasimodo