>dog lapped up the semen off my chest
now you are married to your dog
>>37590313
I live in Arkansas man, what will people do once they find out my dog is gay?
>>37590284
this is disgusting and should not be posted around dinner time
>>37590340
flee with your husband to a more progressive state such as new york where everyone is married to a gay dog
>>37590385
New Yorker here
Can confirm
Make sure to return the favour lad