/britfeel/

EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435

>>37589861
More like 10 lad, Sadiq is just the chess pieces moving in for checkmate

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Election Speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg

Outside having a cig

What's the score?

madotsuki post your tiny toes please

>>37589916

Just going out for one myself, when you find out let me know

10/10 on the new image

absolute mad man locked away in his green screen cell for all eternity

>>37589877
>tfw the weather is now freezing at night, roasting in the day.

>>37589912
My dad said 10 as well, it's all downhill either way

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Mado is my waifu, who is yours?

>>37589927
No.

>>37589916
>>37589938
>tfw you can't just go out and have a cig because doggo has separation anxiety and barks at the window when you go out

the asian channel 4 girl is absolutely gorgeous.

>tfw will never have a gf this pretty and intelligent.

>>37589969
>not taking doggo with you

>>37589976
Pic lad. Or name

>>37589938

10-5 Lab

>>37589976
>switch channel
>"oh.. that 'asian' "

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Milk Cat 77

>>37589992
lad, he's trying to sleep!

also I'd have to get his lead on and everything and he'd want to go for a proper walk

>>37589957
i bet you voted conservative with big thick socks like that
be a bit more liberal and show your toes

Corbyn might be PM if he can form a large progressive coalition.

May ran the worst election campaign in living memory. For fucks sake she had it right in her hands and she blew it because she wouldn't debate and underestimated Corbyn.

>>37589976
she's cute but calling her asian is misleading mate

can do two press ups

>>37590002
desu most asian types do it for me. arab, brown, chink. cant get enough of them.

>>37590013
Tbf everyone underestimated Corbyn, everyone predicted a easy Tory victory from the announcement.

>>37590028
nice ebin lad. you training to be a guard in the gulags?

>>37590010
I'm the person that suggested drawing Gondola, and the only one to take a picture of it.

>>37590013

LibDem and SNP have both ruled it out...

Might change their tune though when they could realise they could keep the Tories out.

Looking good so far.
All the right people being BTFO regardless of the result.
>New Labour
>SNP
>Maybot 3000

>>37590043
draw gondola on your tiny soles

OH FUCK

THERESA MAY NOW ODDS AGAINST TO BE PM

LITERALLY LESS THAN 50% OF HER STILL BEING IN POWER

CORBS AND BOJO PRICES ARE BEING HAMMERED

>>37590077
Ive got a 10 bong bet on jezza becoming pm. Reckon it'll pan out?

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Mad gains for Jezza.

So who's the lad who's shagging Lenlad this weekend?

Been anti-Theresa for a long time now.
Still masturbate to her tho.

>>37590110

whoever he is he'll end up in the canal, RIP lenladshaggeranon

>>37590088

Market says it's a 33% shot. If you took any price above 2/1 then you're ahead of the game.

for now

>>37590123
Think my odds were like 7/2 or something

Fucking Swindon South

Lib Dem and Green have split the cunting vote.

>>37590110
Leedslad.

>compulsory reading for the next few days
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Very_British_Coup
>compulsory reading for the next few days
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Very_British_Coup
>compulsory reading for the next few days
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Very_British_Coup

>>37590110
I wonder if lenlad has a big knob desu

>>37590151
If Len's down my way I'll meet up with him no doubt. But it's not late enough on Friday for me to do my weekly hail yet. Still, if you're there Lenlad hope to see you down our way on Saturday evening.

>>37590113
You can't say that Theresa May is more fuckable than Emily Thornberry.

>the welsh actually have to read out the results in welsh after english

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

they actually pretend anyone speaks welsh but not english

>>37590044
Think it would take the piss if labour did a coalition after all the shit they talked during the last one

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>>37590188

theresa villiers though...

>>37590191

The translator could speak Welsh all over my dick if you catch my drift.

>>37590191
lived with a welsh girl in uni, the only welsh she knew was the welsh anthem and "I don't speak welsh"

>>37590170
I fucking loved the TV show. Didn't know it was based on a novel. Will read it soon.

Shit I just ate an entire bag of kettle chips lads. Asahi is gone too but luckily I have a punk IPA in the fridge

>the absolute STATE of SNP

The /pol/ thread is moving way too fast.

Conservatives have completely fucked up.

Would you rather get rid of
1 - The Scottish
2 - The Irish
3 - The Welsh
4 - The Scouse/Manchester if you want to include them

>>37590210
>Emily Thornberry
Looks like Brianna Wu if he were female

Have a massive thing for Laura Kuennsburg. Don't even know why she's not that attractive.

I think intelligence and passion is my main draw tbqh lads.

>>37590226
Fucking hell lad. I bet you voted conservative eh?

>>37590241
Scottish for sure

>>37590226
>Shit I just ate an entire bag of kettle chips lads.

Jesus christ how can you afford that? I have a bag in the cupboard and I eat one twice a year, once on my birthday and once on christmas day.

>>37590210
Jo cox anyone?

>>37590241
Welsh easily, never met a welshman I like

>>37590241
Get rid of the Welsh and their Lovecraftian location names

>this humza cunt
I'm sorry on behalf of scotland

SNP lost a seat.
No Second referendum for you Surgeon.

>>37590241
Why the fuck you including Scouse/Manchester?

Get rid of all the rest though.

SNP guy says "voting is still going on".
How fast they can they stuff postal votes?

>the unionist vo- sorry, the ANTI-INDEPENDENCE vote

what a cunt

not independence from Brussels you paki cunt

Starting to actually believe Labour could do it.

Going to be as depressed as fuck when it doesn't happen.

>>37590298

doesn't really matter. they already control the scottish parliament

>>37590173
Glad I'm not the only one dessy

>Independent Gavan Reynolds Votes37
ABSOLUTE STATE OF HIM, what a knobhead lmao

>>37590309
t. salty liverpudlian

>>96

>>37590309
Cause I don't like the Scouse. Also gave people to include the wider Manchester area since it seems to overlap.
It's not like you have to choose the scouse.

>MINUS
>FUCKING
>17
is mummy may finished? surely she can't survive after this

CORBYN HAS OVERTAKEN MAY IN THE BETTING

CORBYN NEW FAVOURITE TO BE PM

Someone give me a Corbyn bluepill and calm me down. Things wont be too bad...right?

Is this how the yanks felt

>>37590327
>>37590331

Enjoy your music and culture without Liverpool/Manchester friendo.

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Why didn't we get a debate with these parties. I'd be more interested in that.

>>37590241
The Irish

t. fenian

>>37590357
>culture
lmao, if we lose Oasis and the Beatles it'll be worth it

That utter scumbag Peter Hain subtly trying to talk down Corbyn. Nasty little toad. Disgusting.

I bet this paki SNP guy is winding all you racist, right wing cunts right up.

I like him a lot.

AMBER RUDD ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>37590353
at least we get to keep our 4chan amiritie haahahaha

>>37590358
>pirate party
aren't they governing iceland or something now? Kim dotcom was also doing something with them in New Z I thought too.
Big up Workers Revolutionary Party too

>>37590357
That's fine. Never liked Oasis as it was.
Plenty of good music and culture elsewhere in the UK to make me not realise.

>>37590331
Oh ye mate, well I'm scouse and while I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you anon.

>>37590358
BASED Monster Raving Looney

https://youtu.be/Oe6bU9tN7R0

May winning contradicts our "You're here forever" blood pacts, so to be honest, this is the only way it could've gone

>>37590378
RUDD ON THE EDGE.
Those eyes...

>>37590378
She really is in trouble.

Labour knocked out Clegg. Good shit.

>ukip getting absolutely BLACKED dot com

RANDY NANDY REELECTED

hope Rudd gets kicked up, she's absolutely incompetent and lacks compassion when you consider she's supposed to be the home secretary

>>37590378
BAN OUR INTERNET, WE'LL BAN YOU

hqahaqhh i voted against clegg a small victory for me

>>37590393
fuck off albert

>whooping over a safe seat
what is the deal with these immature retards

lol her names darko

>>37590447
Wasn't a safe seat at all. It certainly is now though. Increased the majority by 13,000, that's a big deal.

democracy is a fucking peanut gallery, just look at those votes being called out, the plebs making noise like bloody apes

>>37590447

They weren't expecting such a huge margin.

>>37590397
>Immigration policy of one in one out
hahha Not a bad idea tbqh

>>37590447
Keep in mind, Labour MPs are seeing stronger majorities. This makes them more loyal to Jezza and less loyal to New Labour tendencies.

>>37590391
What about The Smiths and Joy Division?

>>37590484
>waaah muh cherrypicked bands
mate I would glass the entirety of liverpool if the only penalty was losing a few good bands

>>37590468
mad little babyyyy haha

>>37590484
Couple of alright songs. I could live without them.

>>37590391
Fuck off mate with your shit tastes theres more than Oasis

Are labour going to do it lads?

>>37590358
Hahahah the Christian people alliance is a bloody meme.
I knew this girl from my hometown whose mother was a member of the party and running for a local election.
That girl had to rush to the hospital after she almost destroyed her anus with a banana cause you know, good Christians keep their virginity intact.

>>37590499
What about echo and the bunnymen? Let's be honest mate you'd get bummed silly if you tried to glass anyone

>>37590508
hung parliament at the absolute best, get hype for the death coalition to spend our country into depression

>>37590508

Probably not most seats but Corbyn for PM is looking tentatively good.

>>37590508
It's pretty early in the night to say but they are looking good so far.

>>37590532

too early to call tbf exit polls have been really wrong before. labour could still win a majority

Got to say, very well done young people for turning out to vote.

Regardless of result this should improve things, the youth vote has been systematically ignored for 20 years.

This is a huge positive.

>snp going to be a dead party tomorrow morning
take that wee jock mchaggis

>>37590550
>labour could still win a majority
Fucking hope so lad, got big money on this

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Are you following the election, lads?

Tories are getting rekt

Mhari Black is brilliant. Really glad she held.

>>37590563
Still going to be the 3rd party in Parliament.

>>37590561
You seem like a nice person

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>person I'm talking to goes offline
>not sure if the internet cut out or if they went to sleep without saying goodnight

>>37590566

what'd you stand to win on that ridiculous bet lad?

>>37590503
It's a shame you feel that way. Johnny Marr is a top guitarist.

>>37590591
It's the fucking election mate, gain some perspective and stop crying over your gay ass ERP shit

>>37590607
We were both watching the coverage and memeing about it

>>37590591

saying goodnight before you go to bed to some online fuckbuddy is the gayest shit you can possibly do. i hope he had a stroke and fell on his router

>>37590606
I'm sure he probably is. Not for me all the same though. At least others enjoy him.

>>37590594
Got 1.5 grand on corbyn at 3.5 to 1

just swished mouthwash around my mouth so long that it went numb

>Woman on BBC1 lamenting the terror attack then praising Corbyn

Dumb bitch doesn't realise he's pro IS does she...

>>37590653

hes anti blair, blair created isis

>>37590653
b-but we should get round the table with people who torture people to death for kicks and own sex slaves

>all these people betting on corbyn
hope you can enjoy your money in the GULAG you capitalist pig dogs

>>37590653

How is he pro IS?

What deals has he been striking with the Wahhabis/Salafists?

How many police has he taken off the streets?

>>37590670
pretty sure Abu Bakr established the Caliphate, not Tony Blair

May wants to
* Ban end to end encryption
* Backdoor every online service
Which is impossible, stupid, and futile, but the mere attempt would be extremely damaging to the country's security sector and open source scene.

I wanted to vote conservative, but how the fuck am I supposed to vote for that? Those gits have no idea how the internet works, they have no business regulating it.

>>37590653
I think Baroness Chakrabarti knows better than you, she was the director of Liberty.

>>37590704

they all met and formed IS in prison camps during the iraq war

Vale of Clwyd is a cool sounding place

>>37590680
>How is he pro IS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiI0OzSozTM
Blames western intervention for cancer that stems from a 2000 year old ideology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soMQldUgqew

These vote announcements are a bit low energy.
They need boxing announcers to do them.

AAAA-and the Welsh Liberal Demo-Crats-Crats-Crats...

May's favourite again although this seems to be down to a BoJo drift.

>>37590746
Daily reminder BBC was convinced Hillary was certain till about 3am.

>>37590569
how you want your terms of brexit senpai?

>>37590680
Ignore him, he's just an edgy teen who thinks it's cool to unironically repeat the word of the Sun/Mirror/Mail/Star as gospel

>>37590738
>Blames western intervention for cancer that stems from a 2000 year old ideology

so what you're saying is that he's anti-IS but you don't agree with his analysis? that's not the same as being pro-IS.

>>37590736
i think house arryn is their liege lord

>>37590766
Should have said sympathiser rather than pro tbqh

>>37590766
NO HE'S PRO ISIS AND THE IRA'S WESTMINSTER STOOGE YOU FUCKING ZIONIST MARXIST

Here we go lads its starting
lab 27
con 14

>>37590722
'so-called' Islamic State is the continuation of the Caliphate that existed since the death of Muhammad until 1924 in many forms. You make ISIS sound invented, like western politicians are coercing muslims into being bad people, when all they're doing is continuing the legacy of Muhammad.

Tony Blair might be a piece of shit, but you can't great a fucking religious state of murderers unless the religion justifies it

>>37590811
Started hours ago you fool

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To put things in context with the new voters screaming early for a Labour win, the night is still young we're not out of the woods yet

>>37590824
Cool your jets pal jesus fucking christ why so up tight?

What the fuck is going on lads. The absolute state of the BBC budget

going to bed, too tired to pay attention anymore, typos all over the shop

they're all fucking shit, all our politicians are so awful that I would rather be living under an absolute monarchy at this point in time

On to the energy drinks

>>37590866
live actual real coverage from inside big ben, whats not to like

>>37590738
I disagree with nothing Corbyn says in that video.
In the other one its just Toby "Daddy Issues" Young being a twat as usual. I don't get my politics from Vanity Fair gossip columnists and neither should you.

>>37590790

he's not a sympathiser either. just because you don't agree with his analysis for why ISIS exists, or what the best way to get rid of them is, doesn't mean that he has any sympathy for their actions or motives. for sure he's an IRA sympathiser because he obviously genuinely wanted a united ireland, but it's laughable to suggest he wants ISIS to succeed in any form.

think a few people don't understand what britfeel is supposed to be and should be over in pol if they're gonna be uptight and whinging all night

>>37590817
Stop supporting ISIS ideology m8.
You and they are literally the only people who think that.

>>37590843
I was trying to be tsundere, I didn't mean to be mean anon

>>37590866
they always have dogshit graphics

>>37590917
I like em they have sort of an only-just-competent-enough charm

>>37590817

tfw you have western shills doing your ideological bidding for you

>this is literally the mythos that ISIS want to propagate for their state

>Change channel from BBC to Channel 4
>Comedians talking politics
Why? Why do I want to hear fucking political analysis of David Mitchell and the tall cunt from Pointless?

>>37590902
they have the theology on their side, but you just stay ignorant lad, listen to the BBC and politicians who keep assuring you of what Islam is, or western muslims who tell you that Islam translates to "peace"

nevermind actually researching what the quran and hadiths command, plus the example of death, rape, slavery and persecution that Muhammad left in this world for every muslim to follow.

>>37590950
because you've bbc if you don't want that you fucking spoon

I reckon I could go into politics lads

>>37590935
There is nothing that ISIS does that Muhammad would not have personally agreed with

>>37590925
Oh I don't mind them either, I agree with you. The way they awkwardly wave their arms around like weather men is endearing

>>37590950
>David Mitchell
Really sad how far UK tv has fallen that we have to wheel Mitchell out for every single TV vehicle

>>37590961
Okay, first of all? Rude!
And B, you're fucking asshole my dude

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Think I've found /our MP/

>>37590970
He's not complaining, he probably needs the money.

>>37591006
kek, taking note from his leader's dress sense then

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Jesus christ, the burgers are right about us. The British Broadcasting Corporation had blocked it's YT videos in Britain. What do I lie about needing a TV license for?

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>>37591006
looks like a britfeeler

Hope you're having a good night jared lad

Second referendum stands no chance. Sturgeon is finished.

>>37590967

m8 it's pretty clear that the society as a whole has moved beyond the crazy parts of theology as a result of better education & societal progress. the only thing we're doing by bombing middle eastern countries is creating the conditions that are parallel to the era of mohammad when shit like that was the norm. that's jezza corbyn's point, and by arguing in favour of further action like that you're just going to make it worse.

>should we try and make conditions in middle eastern countries better so that it's easy to reject the parts of the quran that dont make sense in a similar way that christians have rejected parts of the bible or should we turn them into a middle age wasteland and give them an enemy

>>37590970
At least they have Jeremy Paxman, he's still repeated right?

>>37590993
perhaps you should consume a different media source if you don't enjoy my brand of dark edgy humour

The farage coming back soon

/ourguy/ is here for reassuring words

>>37591039
stfu I'm straight from r/thedonald, I can handle myself, nu male

>>37591023
this is what i imagine lenlad looking like

Did this UKIP lad just come in for the ceremony off the street? Not really dressed for the occasion

cant believe i am going to have 10 quid minimum wage. ill be fucking buzzin.

>Nige on BBC
Wish we had someone to truly get behind instead of having to choose between toffs, jews, commies and muslims

>>37591077
Has a certain charm tbqh haha

>>37590955
This isn't really the place but you are arguing they have a historical legitimacy that they don't have.

It has nothing to do with theology and you aren't even talking about theology, you're talking about Salafism which is, again, based on the myth of "devout ancestors" who never actually existed and actively rejects all Muslim theology. The great supporter of Salafism is Saudi Arabia, who only Jeremy Corbyn is prepared to call out and he does so in that video.

Because you have no idea what you are talking about, you clearly couldn't understand what he was saying. I'd stop calling other people ignorant when your 'studies' apparently go no deeper than listening to Alex Jones.

I don't support jihadis and neither does Corbyn, but for god's sake stop trying to turn them into something they aren't.

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>>37591083
>Wish we had someone to truly get behind
we do

>>37591078
Inflation will just rise even more to meet it

CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARAGE

of course it's not original, why would I think it's original

>>37591112
it wont though because the rich are being taxed more

>>37591112
Bugger off armchair economist.

>>37591112

doesnt bear out in history m8. they said that about minimum wage itself in the 90s

>>37591112
17 trillion printed and pumped into the global economy, no inflation anywhere, economists still worried about deflation.

10 pound minimum wage, Weimar imminent.

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>never vote
>didn't vote this time
>going to lie to normies and say I voted labour if Corbyn wins

>>37591112

bank of england has been trying to get inflation up above 3% for years. so whats the issue?

>>37591203
A cunningly plan sir.

looks like tory are getting smashed

>>37591222
Still early days desu

>>37591203
GREENS PICKIN THEIR TEETH

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can love bloom on the battlefield lads

>>37591203
Absolutely devilish lad

i hate the snp. all they do is take votes away from labour

still way too early to call anything surely

>>37591283

SNP will vote for all labour policies. they're basically just separate labour seats and they'll just get a few scraps for scotland in return.

>>37591237
nah, you're right tbf lad. mostly been northern seats so far and they are guaranteed to be labour

>>37591296
Pretty much, just the usual smugs being smug.

it's like they've learnt nothing this past year

>>37591297
aye, they best form a coalition with labour if conservatives dont get a majority

>>37591296
Tories are losing seats to Labour. Pretty bad sign lad

>>37591299
labour took have nicked 3 seats so far from conservatives. worth bearing in mind

>>37591326

corbyn said he wont form a coalition, but SNP will 100% not fuck over labour because it would kill them off in scotland. corbyn knows this so he could just force the SNP to vote for his budget/queens speech without giving them anything.

SNP leader in the Commons lost his seat to the Tories.
Don't mind the Tories having that one.

man if scotland ends up giving the tories control of parliament with this shit ill be raging lad

>>37591381
what a fucking plot twist that would be

>>37591381
I'll be laughing especially after all their big talk of leaving the UK

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Right, I think that'll do. I blitzed as much preparation as I think I can. History exam is in 7 hours. My eyes hurt and I'm very sleepy. Quite anxious about the exam Tbh

>>37591406

ive got a chinese oral exam at 2pm. im absolutely fucked lad

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Melanie should get Onn my dick innit

>>37591406
well done lad, I hope it goes well for you. Sleep is important for recalling facts

>>37591422
good luck too mate, I'm rooting for you

Melanie Onn is a cute

>>37591422
Remember to press down on your thumb, it suppresses your gag reflex

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>>37591430
>tfw no red gf 30 years your junior

>>37591430
she is stunning. get in u beautiful womannn

>>37591430
how is she 37? Looks about 23

>>37591347
how come corbyn said that? i thought he would be all for forming a coalition if it meant getting rid of tory

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>>37591430
She can count on my support.

>>37591430

>go to post a photo of melanie
>duplicate file exists

nice

>>37591472
Wouldn't put my mark on a ballot paper for her
But I will put it on some toilet paper

>>37591381
lol if they done that.. i would fucking cry.

scotland have absolutely fucked it

>>37591460

its just a power play. may has been going on and on about "coalition of chaos" etc, so if corbyn just flat out says he wont do it then it makes his position stronger. it makes him look like he's confident on winning a majority. he'll prob enter a coalition if necessary.

plus, it's basically all the other parties versus the tories & udp.. greens/snp/plaid/etc all want basically the same leftist policies so there's no way that they would tell corbyn to fuck off and risk a tory govt, so he doesn't really need a coalition to have power over them.

>>37591460
He doesn't have to form a coalition to get rid of the tories. He just has to be able to form a minority government and get a majority of MPs in the house to support the labour party manifesto.

So basically Corbyn is being ballsy. He knows that none of the other parties except DUP/UKIP will want to form a coallition with the tories (which wouldn't be enough for the tories to form a majority). And he knows the other parties also desperately don't want to see the tories in power and thus wouldn't form a coalition with them. He also wants total control of government.

So if parliament was hung it would come down to a battle between a labour minority government and a tory minority government. Whoevers manifesto gets the most votes wins.

So what he is saying in effect is this:

>We will be in total control of government without coalition.
>If you help vote us in we will give your parties some privileges.
>If you help vote us in you keep the tories out.

Pretty sick tactic tbqh if it works.

>>37591509
SCOTTISH BASTARDS REEEEEEeeeeeeeeee

>>37591509
snp? more like squirrel nutkins party

>>37591517
>ll want basically the same leftist policies so there's no way that they would tell corbyn to fuck off

yeah, i was thinking the same thing. from the debates i watched, it was pretty much everyone vs Conservative party and ukip

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If that retard corbyn wins, were getting the north back for free!

>>37591542
>>37591509
why are some of the cunts voting tory? the mad bastards

>>37589877
> be me
> 21 50
> have a thought that if I will be able to fap till polls , Corbin will win
> do it
> 22 00
> see polls
Have I saved NHS, lads?

>>37591570

I imagine it's because they don't fancy Lab chances and they want to stick it to the SNP

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>>37591568
and we're getting London for free

>earlier this year people here were actually using the phrase; 'lib dem surge'

>>37591540
sounds like a smart move. i didnt know you could do this with a hung parliament

thanks for the informative comment

>>37591581
>>37591570

it's just unionists afraid of another independence referendum. half the population are basically unionist and dont want to vote SNP, so they've either voted tory or labour and split the vote

>>37591581
mad bastards. they might of fucked over labour. they have given tory 3 seats.

>>37591616

So basically, no SNP=Labour victory

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Could Corbyn be pulled out from under us if he gets in?

>>37591640

scottish labour were literally telling people to vote tory in some places in scotland in order to secure the unionist position. it's their own fault really

>>37591645

He's not getting in. The jock cunts have fucked it for us.

>>37591568
Voted Sinn Fein this morning :^)
Come on commie Corbyn I'm rooting for you

>>37591671
>The jock cunts

who are the jocks?

>>37591671

lad it's like 3 seats gone to the tories in scotland. what about all the hundreds of tory seats in england

Based scots, I'll eat a munchie box in your honour

WHAT THE FUCK THIS LITTLE TORY SHIT

labour are have gained 7 seats so far. its not looking bad

mummy may has had a hair cut

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>lib Dems got a seat

>>37590191
there are small pockets in N. Wales that speak it, where I live they all speak it on a first language basis and speak it much more so than English

>>37591739
she's learning how to let go in preparation

>>37591744
Cheered over here, will never vote for labour scum.

>>37591744
FREE MARKET

FREE MOVEMENT OF PEOPLE

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up the ra
originally

>>37591739
May's Maidenhead not under any risk.
Hardly a surprise.

scrimmy bingus tbqhwy lads

cleggy wegg lost to a spotty teenager

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH THE LOOK ON CLEGGS FUCKING FACE

clegg beaten by a down syndrome ginger

the fucking state of sheffield hallam

>>37591792
>hallam
what did they mean by this?

>>37591782
Reminder that they bought the suit he's wearing about half an hour ago because he didn't have one

Traitor Clegg defeated.
I don't forgive and I don't forget, fuck you Nick.

>>37591792

i voted for downie haha fuck up clegg

hahhaha he's proper fucking downs JFC the absolute state of Sheffield

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>tfw sweet release

>>37591833
REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO HERO

>>37591809
You have fucked yourself more than anyone else
Regardless of who wins the election that boy is now the MP for your constituency

Good luck mate

>>37591842
lower taxes on bouncy castles and beyblades

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The Red Rose of Tyne and Wear!

fucking shattered lads, think i'm gonna move from my desktop to my laptop in bed

my brain is like scrambled clegg

fucking scotish, why vote tory ya fucking mongs

>>37591842

as if it actually makes a difference lad. MPs can't do fuck all except ask questions in parliament, and they don't even get that many opportunities to do it. it's basically a lottery system.

>>37591866
hehe funny

>>37590607
why are you even on this board if youre just gonna be like that to people

all our fucking problems are petty
and here is where we post about it

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tranny? looks like one

This labour girl is a qt

based vince

>>37591893
sorry lad I regret saying that tbqh

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>>37591842
>Mr. Speaker, Members of the House, I shall be brief, as I have rather unfortunately become Prime Minister right in the middle of my exams.

Did she just say "recunt"?

>>37591919
ABSOLUTE
STATE
OF
SHEFFIELD
((HALLAM))

>>37591897
No Adams apple

clegg is a damn fine orator even if hes a shit politician

>>37590614
Going to bed now britfeel friend. Goodnight lad

>>37591955
Did think he was a bit of a qt, kinda wish he got a shot at PM think it would have been nice.

No way did he stand a chance against the pig fucker

>>37591955

Could have been PM had he joined Labour

>>37591955
Read this as operator

Millibot back in action

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>>37591955
Fuck him tbqh.

>>37591992
Labour invented fees mate

>>37592004
Forgetting the amounts involved, Labour invented fees to push more money into the system.
The coalition cut central university funding by 80% and replaced it by fees that covered less than that and then privatised the loan book.
Very different things.

is that a monster raving looney party candidate?

forgot about them haha

>>37592032

I'm more interested in that fucking neckbeard.

I'm sure he entered himself as a convoluted ploy to lose his virginity.

fucking neckbeard getting less than monster racing

>>37592004

bout as relevant as saying the democrats were pro-segregation

>Comunist League
>7

>>37592066
Typical labour lad, it's ok when labour does it.

this is a slaughter lads
how do you fuck up this badly

Fucking hell, I felt really bad for some of those cunts going up against Corbyn.

That one guy who got 7 votes, Jesus.

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Forgot these lads still existed

>>37592082

it's a different party now lad. blair was basically a tory.

>>37592088
He got a fuckload more votes than the socialist neckbeard, amazing

>>37592086
well its a fringe commie party
they dont really expect more than their chums and close family to vote for them anyway

>>37592085
idk seems pretty close

>>37592086
It was a women

Scotland are gonna fuck Labour over.

>>37592085
it's not a slaughter at all what are you talking about lad it's closer than anyone thought it would be

not even sure who you're talking to

>>37592112
Imagine being the Goodfellas poster of Islington politics

>>37592122
Left wing only looks at their own echo chamber lad.

Remember Hillary it was 100% certain win until it was 100% uncertain

>>37592122
its a fuckin SLAUGHTER m8

denial aint just a river in arabia innit

the cunting Scottish have given the tories 6 seats. what a bunch of cunts. i am going to hate the scots if they lose us this election.

LD gain Bath

It's not all bad news

>>37592158
think you should go to pol mate, whinge whinge whinge

Cosplay activity in May's seat?

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>>37592186
looked like a tomato

>SNP getting their seats stolen by everyone
Are the SNP the new Lib Dems?

dimbleby: "we haven't yet had the CUNT from maidenhead"

based

>>37592158
Yup. They're gonna fuck us over.
Fucking Haggis-eating Surrender Monkeys.

>>37592184
fuck off. i will whinge if i want. the thread is called brit FEEL

>>37592210
makes no sense because the tories have fucked them over so much in the past. the scotosh are as working class as you can get. i bet the stupid cunts have fallen for the propaganda or they think she is smart because she is posh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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>>37592214
britfeel not britwhinge

Animal Welfare Party didn't beat May??
what the FUCK?

>>37592239
"Everyone who doesn't vote like me is an idiot"
ahh yes
repeating this worked out great for you
during brexit
solid strategy

First for Lord Buckethead!

>>37592214
>>37592262
Should be called SHITfeel hehe

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>the state of british politics

Elmo didn't beat May?
what the FUCK?

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STRONG AND STABLE

poor hag

>>37592276
Not him but I voted brexit and labour, what now?

>>37592262
that meme has got it the other way around lad. most people voting labour are working class who are had as fucked compared to the posh cunts voting labour

>>37592295
No stern post-election wank for you anon

>>37592291
Are they /ourguys/, lads?

C4 are being a bit less bias now
Much better when Richard is quiet, his brand of humour upsets me

>>37592312
Definitely
ONE
IN
ONE
OUT
ONE
IN
ONE
OUT

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Based Lord Buckethead.

>>37592276
you on about lad? its the fact that the scots are predominately working class. they are being class cucks

Cons gaining now, only 13 between them, been 20 for hours

>>37592343

its cause they're all thick orangemen

u cant take away m-muh union boy WATP!!!!!!

>>37592343
Middle class liberal looking down on working class, typical

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Fucking BASED line up lads

>>37592295

She looks like she's going to throw up.

Also, stuttering like fuck through her speech.

How will there be "stability" from a minority government?

>>37592350
i am working class ya cunt

no proper working class person votes in a bunch of posh cunts who want to take advantage of them

class cucks

Lord Buckethead would have gotten my protest vote

>>37592379
how would you explain it out of interest?

without just saying cuck

>>37592344
We always knew Labour would get an early lead
Anyone that thinks the Tories won't obviously get the majority is retarded, only the overall majority is in question

>>37592372

simple lad. if you can't push any sweeping policy changes through then nothing will change. it's probably the most stable a government you could get.

do you think those house of commons seats are comfy lads?

>>37592350
Conservatives are richfags. Why would any working class guy vote for them?

Somehow Farron's speech is the best out of all the party leaders

>>37592388
pretty obviously lad. they are betraying the own interest of their class and hurting themselves. they enjoy watching their class getting fucked.

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>tfw Fish Finger didn't win
>tfw not a thousandaire
I'm sorry Len, I never should have gotten you to put money on him.

>>37592414
420 every day works wonders

>>37592396
On the contrary, she is now at the beck and call of any nutter sitting behind her who can pull a mini bus full of MPs together.

Stability could be achieved through a Government of National Unity but that feels a bit unlikely.

Can you guys explain why Scotland is voting conservative when they want to stay in the EU?
They're voting the opposite of what they want. Why?

>>37592423
kinda think you just said cuck with more words.
didn't explain why it happened