Why are fat pussies so much more visually appealing than smaller ones?

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>>37589787
Cause they're mature and ready to be BRED.

>>37589787
They're not, you're just so used to seeing fat rolls on yourself and everyone around you that you've developed a fetish for them.

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Tfw fat but not even a landwhale. What does this mean

>>37590083
If that's you, I'd lick that for hours. You have a very nice pussy.

>>37590115
I thank you kind anon. It might be an outie but I'm quite fond of it myself. I just don't understand the fatness

>>37590083
Itty bitty where's your clitty?

>>37590083
It means you've won the genetic lottery. Let me bury my face in your pussy. 10 seconds and I can die happy.

>>37590083
yes its juicy

>>37589787
They aren't, silly normie

>>37590125
where's the timestamp or fuck off

>>37590139
Under the spread labia. At the top. Also mostly deep inside

>>37590147
Why. I'm not camwhoring. Just attention whoring. I'm in bed. It's like 1am. Fucked if I'm getting up
>>37590140
Well no. I am ugly

>>37590083
TIME TO BREED

PLAYSTATION ORIGINATION RIGATONI

>>37590083
Gib contact info

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>>37590083
>would eat/10

Just do some cardio and eat better. You don't need to get skinny, just get rid of the "extra" jiggle.

>>37590083
Not you but that's a nice cunt.

>>37590217
Don't listen to this man, it's just right as it is. Don't fuck it up making changes.

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>>37590217
Maybe I like the jiggle.. but I'm not saying I'm fat here. I'm perfectly normal.

Hasty under duvet shot. Don't know why it's at important if it's me or not. Makes no difference to any of us

>>37590253
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure you don't lose pussy weight like that anyway

>>37590273
Masturbate like French girls do.

>>37590083
>>37590273
S T A T E ?
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Im tryna fuck

>>37590295
You mean like all girls do?

>>37590301
Such assumption.
None. This is the uk.

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>>37590308
The French have their own way.

>>37590323
Tell me more. Not that I'm tired of the whole showerhead routine but I'm curious.

>>37590318
Can you come to Ohio pls?

>>37590083
You look perfectly good don't need to change anything

>>37590330
Jeez I was just fucking around idk I wasn't ready to delve so much into female masturbation.
Try some anal stuff if you want, that would be cool.

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actually had a girl tell me she was embarrassed by her "fat" pussy.

>>37590412
Goddamn anon, I thought you had some super secret SSJ3 technique for me.
>anal
Nah, seems useless without a prostate. But thanks.

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>>37589787
Why don't more women wear low-rise panties? They're so fucking hot. Every woman just wears the regular bikini-style panties or thongs.

>>37590318
Where in uk vaguely? Don't want to meet you just curious where girls who post on r9k are from in this country

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>>37590452
The fuck. Is this a thing. They literally just don't look like they fit her
>>37590435
Nice. I support poofy vag. Just wonder how it happens on slim girls
>>37590381
At best I'll be going to florida. But that's debatable when there's countries I want to visit far more

>>37590083
nice wet n juicy pussy

>>37590451
Poor stupid girl, writing off anal like that. I may not have a prostate but I'm really into it after I had a bf get me into it. At first I was resentful because it seemed like it's all he ever wanted, he'd never finish inside the right hole. Eventually I got to the point I crave it. The clit is still the star of the show but when using a dildo it goes in the backdoor.

>>37590511
North of the wall. But I'm actually an anomaly. Barely meet even dudes from here on 4chan in general

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>>37590564
Yeah this. don't write off Anal.

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>>37590517
I mean, the one's in OP's picture are definitely pulled down, but yes, it's a thing.

>>37590564
The chances this post was written by a girl are almost non existent but I appreciate the fact we're trying to turn fat-pussy-femanon into an anal freak.
Go and open that backdoor girl!

>>37590564
>>37590618
I don't know dudes. I'm not even much into penetration in the right hole, let alone the exit only one. I might just be broken.

>>37590636
You're not m8. I don't get much from the front myself. A lot of us don't. But it's about trying shit and seeing what works for you.

>>37590517
I would really prefer it if you'd stop spreading it.

>>37590681
Fair enough I guess. You just read about other women having crazy amazing vaginal orgasms and I just can't manage it.

>>37590686
Also agree with this anon.

>>37590590
Yeah that's probably a good thing, I don't think people meeting is common for obvious reasons

>>37590630
Wew those look worse than thongs. But then I exclusively wear disney/cartoon print boyshorts types so what do I know

>>37590686
You can't tell it's puffy otherwise

>>37590703
Yeah I sometimes get hung up and resentful about it myself but that's just how we're built. Thought there was legit something wrong with me until I finally had a heart to heart sex talk with friends in which we all admitted it feels like fuck all. Ah relief. Was p cute

>>37590740
It's actually the opposite. It's much harder to tell if it's puffy when spread like that. I thought bitch was mostly doing to it to hide the fact she doesn't have a puffy vag.

>>37590773
That sounds pretty cool. The couple of friends I still have from school are all stuck up as fuck but I'm glad to hear I'm not the only broken one around.

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>>37590636
Consistent re-application over spaced periods of mostly anything results in marked improvements. This includes anal masturbation. You might not have a prostate, but I'm sure you could find some sexual gratification in practicing it.

I recall anal masturbation being significantly more pleasurable than fondling my cock, and I'm cut. I didn't use proper lubrication or tools either, so I can only imagine what it could feel like. I'd probably do it every day at that point. I want to do it now.

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>>37590783
You can literally see the fat spread out. Are you blind

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>>37590725
I can't help what I like, I think they look sexy as hell as lingerie.

>>37590783
Yea, it's harder to tell when you're pushing everything out of the way and making your insides the focus.

>>37590831
Exactly, hiding the lack of fat by spreading it around so you can't see it. If it were actually puffy she wouldn't have to hide or stretch things. It would be immediately apparent and look a lot cuter.

>>37590876
You can also see it from behind

>>37590517
Wew lad. Are you still here femanon? I want contact info. I'll post mine if that works better

>>37590937
I don't really talk to people online tbth. I have an anime chatroom friend group for that. But sometimes at night I get bored and do this shit

>>37590831
>>37590618

Nah that's clear quite puffy

>>37590968
That's fair but you should make an exception for me for when you're bored. Give it a shot at least. What kind of contact info do you prefer? I'll post mine.

>>37590968
What do you get out of teasing us with your puffy pussy?

>>37590968
Lewding with anons is fun, I highly recommend if you can find someone you get along with.

>>37590992
They all contain my real name or variations. It's not wise if I'm posting nudes. I had a robot threaten me with that before

>>37590997
She's a whore, all her self esteem comes from guys saying nice things about a photograph of the gash between her legs. You'd think she'd have learned to take a decent pic by now but somehow she still fucks it up despite having taken thousands by now.

>>37590997
Well this has just killed an hour mainly. Compliments are nice. I'm insecure as fuck about it all in the real world.

>>37591031
Does it turn you on? There's surely anons fapping to you right now

>>37591012
It's super easy to make a throwaway, it takes less than 5 mins to get a Gmail or Hotmail. Here's mine: [email protected]

Email me, I have no interest in any threatening bullshit.

>>37591018
And your issue wuth that is what exactly? I struggle to understand your anger because no one on this boards here because they're happy with themselves. It's just fun. Calm yourself. Define decent picture because I'm hardly about to cracking out the nikon for 4chan. Also not thousands. Not even hundreds but okay

>>37591031
Why not contactfag and get compliments privately so they mean more? I don't understand femanons.

>>37591056
It's an ok thought. I have no issue with any robot appreciating but it's kind of a disconnect. I'm not exactly seeing it or anything

>>37589787
fatties are the best, that's why i love latinas

>>37591087
Why would they mean more. Even the hate is kinda amusing. I get anxious over being faced with one on one conversation and yeah that somehow extends to online

>>37591099
True that, they have the plumpest pussies.
>>37591012
Always use throwaways, never show your face, and be free to lewd.

>>37591127
It's too late for me. Plus I don't want to see anon penises. No one does

>>37591110
I'm the guy that wants to talk and posted my email above. I think it's just fun and arousing to do one on one.

I didn't want you to feel anxious. I honestly just enjoy doin gthis with femanons and it's very hard to find willing ones. I promise there's nothing to feel anxious about. Email me and if you don't like it you can tell me and we'll stop. It's worth a try.

>>37591171
I can smell the desperation from here.

qaz

>>37591171
same

>tfw no qt femanons to share fetishes and lewd with

>>37591204
Incredibly desperate, who cares?

>>37591072
>anger
Lel, you really are insecure about this aren't you? What makes you think a post simply stating facts is anger? I'm with the other dude, non spread is cuter. If I wanted to see ugly roasts stratched across the room I would look at porn. The whole point of amateur is that it's supposed to be higher quality. I will try hard not to calm down, because then I'd be dead. People come here because we are bored, not angry or unhappy like you seem to think. I don't know, try lurking a bit more and you'll get it eventually.

>>37591252
The obmverall tone seemed rather spergy desu. And think quite a large portion of this board do have some issues. It's pretty evident.
But if you don't like my ugly roast you don't have to stay. I never realised the average amateur taking quick pictures was required to have a better lighting and camera set up than professional porn. My bad

>>37591252
Eh I come here because I'm pretty unhappy as well as bored. How are you missing the overwhelming bitter atmosphere on here

>>37591240
I care. It disgusts me.

>>37591338
You aren't my targeted audience, friend.

>>37591337
You literally have anons trying to give you praise and attention but you rejection them? Fucking roasties. No wonder we're "bitter".

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37591402
I've had enough experience with guys from here thanks. You wouldn't know. Besides I'm going to bed

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>>37591300
What a shocker, spergy posts on a spergy board. We have blunted affect, not dramatic ones like anger and all that other shit. You still don't understand so I'll spell it out.

Porn
>ugly roast
>stretching
>ugly angles
>gross stuff

Amateur
>cute pussy
>not stretching
>cute angles
>not gross stuff

Why would you think this means you need better lighting and cameras and other things that makes porn gross to do amateur? I mean it's your pussy so post as you please, but the guys into amateur tend to dislike porn so why try to emtulate it poorly? If that's what you like then sure, get out the fancy camera and lights, maybe smear some poop around and stomp on some kittens while you're at it.

Now understand I have no training in composition or photography, but I like the angles and lighting you have now. You do have some labia minora issues but it's exaggerated , I imagine they aren't that bad in a normal position.Try mixing up the shots a little. Show off the fat if that's what you want to accentuate instead of hiding it. A good picture is also about what it doesn't show. >>37590083 nails it by teasing us with the butthole, we want it but don't get it. That is cute and playful, even if it wasn't intentional.

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>>37591337
I'm an unhappy person replying to a unhappy person, now complaining because it sucks, what did you think you would gain? not op, now fuck off this board

>>37591402
What's the point if she accepts? That's no fun for us or for her. She wants to be wanted, if a guy wins her it's lost. We want to want her, if some guy gets it it causes bitterness. A tease is best. If you want a gf then try posting pajeet tier comments on porn video sites or hit up okcupid.

>>37591467
Good, leave.
>>37591534
I don't want any females on my board, Sanjeet

>>37591496
Wow you're real keen to have a conversation with a female aren't you. Getting a little excited there bud

>>37591496
That's your opinion. Plenty of people don't mind the spread. There's only so many ways to photograph a vagina but I posted 3 so wtf.

Also kek. Amateurs having "cuter" pussies than the baby pink smoothness of most porn. Good one. And like.. I posted pictures who don't hide it despite what you think. They accentuate. I'm not camwhored or taking them especially for you or this thread so I'm not sure why you think I should be pumping something out to your exacting specification.

And I have no vagina issues. It's a cute well complimented normal womans vagina

>>37591496
What the fuck is this. Original comment

>>37591578
I can't phone post.
>>37591572
I'm always here. One does not simply give up the habit of years

>>37591573
I guess, it jsut feels like normal but your kind like to ascribe your emotion to whatever you read. Anger, excitement, sad, etc.. Never can a statement be a statement, you go digging around for additional meaning. Why are you interested in my emotions? What do you think about the actual subject? Fat pussies, amateur erotic photography, beta thirsting, anal masturbation, there are so many things more interesting to discuss besides my current emotional state. If you really must know, I would call it tired. I only had one beer tonight so not even a little buzzed. I guess I should reciprocate and guess your emotion. Is it gay? Do you want to fuck me? I only want to fuck that attentionwhore right now, not you. So lets return to the interesting stuff.

>>37591578
I guess you deserve credit for correctly identifying the statement that comes after I think as my opinion. Congrats? I'm not the only one who thinks you're way of accentuating does more hiding than accentuating, but it's your photoshoot so go wild. Like I said, I'm not a photographer or camwhore consultant. It's good to be open to criticism if you want to get better though. I understand the bar is set pretty low for women so it is not needed, but it makes things more fun for the consumer when quality improves.

>>37591650
You hardly have to reach for the tone in a post. But the overwhelming one is on this case autism. Big surprise. It's just some pussy pics of a clearly fat pussy for a fat pussy thread. Why do you care so much

>>37591697
It's not a photo shoot. It's a few selected phone pictures in which I think it looks especially puffy. Jesus.

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>ywn wake up to a fat pussy in your face

>>37591700
Reading over your posts I don't think you can really call others autistic.

>>37591700
You definitely have to reach for tone in a post, because there is no tone unless you use text to speech software, it is literally words on a screen. It's already been established the there will be spergy posts in a spergy board, so this should no longer be surprising in the least. It's not a big surprise, it's not even a small surprise. It is expected. Why do you care about why I care? To answer your question, I find fat pussies aesthetically pleasing. Why are you in a fat pussy thread if you don't care for them? That is a rhetorical question, because obviously you must care about them in some way or else you'd have hidden the thread and moved on.

>>37591771
I haven't made any other posts actually. I'm merely observing

>>37590083
pls be my juicy pussy gf

>>37591749
That happened once. Girl I was with had a pussy like:
>>37590618

She woke up early one morning incredibly horny and thought that was the best way to get me up for morning sex. As nice as it was, I am not a morning person and hate being woken up early.

Still fucked, though.

>>37591773
Never said i didnt like them. It's a girl sharing a few pictures. Nothing more. All your tirade seems to have done is put her off

>>37591725
That much is obvious, your fingernails look different in each picture. The point remains that there are good things and bad things about the picture. Would you prefer I left it at
>ooh pussy
>me like pussy
>I see the picture and it is picture of pussy
>mmm
>pussy

We both know the photos you have are not the last ones you will ever take, so don't kid yourself about the not a photoshoot bullshit. No one casually takes a photo of their genitalia. You did it because you knew we would like it.You can't be surprised when you receive feedback when this is what you are going into. You expected it.

>>37590083
Is it normal to get an erection after seeing this? I usually only get hard while watching some cartoon porn like any normal robot would, but this is very appealing.

>>37590083
All those newfags not checking the filename, it's pathetic

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>>37591826
>ask rhetorical question
>explain is rhetorical question
>replyer still answers rhetorical question
lel, your tirade is putting me off now.

>>37590968
Your name's not Chloe is it?

>>37591832
I did it for another board. Not you. And Just like Yeah those won't be the last, they weren't the first. I have fucking loads of pictures. Like I keep saying. I chose a few I deemed to be appropriate.
>>37591878
What's the filename. I saved it onto my phone from my own tumblr. Filenames dont mean shit

>>37591895
Nah not even close.
>>37591930
Actually what am I talking about. That one was fresh off my phone. Filename can't be anything other than numbers

>>37591966
Okay cool. I thought I recognised your typing style and vagina, clearly not.

>>37591984
Glad to hear of my vagina twin anyway

>>37591930
>>37591966
Timestemp originall

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>>37590083
pussy looks very yummy desu
would eat

>>37591930
Why do you think anyone thought the pictures were taken specifically for me?

I will attempt one last time to explain it to you
>girl takes pictures of vag in the past
>it is now present
>that present is now past
>new present is the present where girl presently posts pictures of vag taken in the past
>that present now becomes past too
>girl receives feedback
>girl becomes butthurt she can't time machine to change the photos
>resolves to take future photos the same way since it is impossible to change previous photos

Do you see the silliness yet? I mean you even admitted they would not be the last. The opinions I opined were opinions.

>>37591930

whereabouts in scotland you from lad

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>>37590517
>>37590083
>mfw I realize I've now had this.
Nothing prepared me for it.

>>37592055
Shoo
>>37592078
Glasgow but not quite. Because safety. Buy It's a small country
>>37592023
I'm kinda in bed. Lights out. But if you can think of anything I can do from here then go ahead

>>37592125
sharpie in poopoo pls, or just write glasscow beneath butthole

>>37592125
>Glasgow but not quite. Because safety. Buy It's a small country

sound. i'm from glasgow as well. shit aint it m8

>>37592166
I have nothing to hand.

>>37592185
stick a finger up your ass then.

>>37592178
Lots of people being stabbed/raped rn. But the rents cheap. Just can't defend the place any more than that these days

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>>37592125
Lel, roastee get toastee

>>37592236
Just fed up of something going nowhere

>>37592236
This pussy is a fake. You can tell it's been pumped. Get that shit out of my face. Only natural fat puss.

>>37592236
That shit just looks infected or a prolapse

>>37592236
When the pussy is too fat, I bet it feels good though. I like how the butthole is just siting up there all tiny like. I want to hurt her with my penis.

>not a single time stamp

Really makes you think. No women post here.

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>>37592383
Why would I go to the effort when comfy in bed. Nothing to prove. I'm surprised I've not been recognised actually

>>37592383
You think she is posting for your pleasure? She just randomly clicked on some buttons and was surprised by what happened. The world doesn't revolve around you, shitlord.

>>37592419

To prove your actually who you claim you are. Literally get a scrap sheet of paper and write the date and time and write /r9k/ puffy pussy thread.

Until then, you're a 259 pound neckbeard faggot roleplaying.

>>37592125
The ol' standard ladies choice ass or tits would be nice if you wouldn't mind

>>37592474
>>37592477
I am literally in bed right now. Comfy. Why does it matter so much to you. It's not like we're getting to know each other

>>37592503

Literally get off your figurative fat pussy and prove you're who you claim you are. Timestamp with pussy.

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>>37592477
Battery too low to use flash. Pity

>>37592503
259 pound neckbeard faggot roleplayer confirmed. It was fun while it lasted though.

>>37592554
Maybe if you could actually give me any sort of reason. Timestamp here is unwise anyway. Shit gets reposted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YKV7K7WG6M

>>37592560
Do you not have a charger in your bedroom? I've never heard of a phone battery being too low for flash. It seems like such a silly thing to lie about. Put more effort into your next fibs.

>>37592564
No loss of mine. I don't think that situation happens nearly as much as you seem to think desu. Girls exist. Especially mental insecure ones.

And im somewhat know. Was posted by two anons in a thread hours ago but it's still up.

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>>37592612
It's over the other side of the room. I had to move the bed away because water was coming in thru this cable

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>>37592560
I woyld hit dia a see f

>>37592560
I'm a different person from the dude saying you're a neckbeard I just wanted to see titties or ass

Ty femanon

>>37592612
Well, that does happen to phones actually. Who gives a fuck either way

>>37592657
What the fuck kind of shithole do you live in.

>>37592620
You consider not having a phone charger to be no loss of yours? What will you do when the phone dies? This is something you should be caring about.

>>37592560
Can you please take a better picture? I just want to bust a nut already

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What does fucking a vagina feel like anons.

>>37592681
I'm sorry they were not better but you'll understand I have very little will to bow to robot demands. Especially not when I'm comfy

>>37592688
Nice 3 bed flat with garden. Shit happens. It's an old building. You know, not like American old. Actually old and listed

>>37592705
She can't because it's not her, and she is comfy. Somehow when she is comfy she is incapable of taking pictures.

>>37592691
Not what I said but ok anon

>>37592709
I'm fuming mad that they weren't better quality but that's okay because no ones perfect

>>37592706

Combine the skin and feel of your ball skin with the moisture and feeling of the inside of your mouth.

Pussy is literally inside out ball skin. The clit is a tiny dick. You can suck a clit like it was a dick. I don't know how pleasurable that is for a woman, but it's possible.

>>37592755
Again I ask why you care. This isn't going any further. I'll never know you.

Truth is I get a weird satisfaction knowing I'm right.

Only wanted to repost some shit i took for /b/

>>37592706
Do you mean sex itself, or the actual feeling of what a vagina feels like on the inside?

Because if it's the latter, build up some saliva in your mouth. Get it really moist in there. Now take your finger, and rub the inside of your cheek.

There you go. That's what a vagina feels like.

>>37592706

A warm, wet, sloppy hug on your dick that you can feel for up to a week after it's over.

>>37592755
She's taking pictures as best she could
>>37592560
>>37592419
>>37590273

I wouldn't get out of bed for you Virgins either

>>37592806
but then what's the difference between a BJ and sex?
>implying the girl doesn't shave the shaft with her teeth

>>37592828
Why bother if that's her best? I can't even tell what the fuck those are supposed to be.

>>37592837
I've never known a vagina that can suck a shaft and that has a tongue.

I'd like to, though.

>>37592855
I expect to prove her situation somehow. Looks like tits without flash, a duvet and a vagina

I'm pretty sure it's her because I've seen this scottish camwhore on here a few times. She's just fucking with you though. Kek

>>37592706
warm milky bacon

>>37592706
Clench your mouth cheeks and rub the inside, closest analog I've ever found.

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>>37590831
SO ENGORGED

>>37590083
You don't look fat and that looks really nice, Anon. : )

>>37590083
>Not even a landwhale
>Those fucking sausage fingers.

Honey, no. Stop trying to get the attention from the men of this website.

>>37590083
wow hi pm me pls teehee :)

>>37590435

I wish I could sniff her feet and lick her fat pussy

There is literally nothing more sexy than a pair of big fat juicy pussy lips.

Fuck I love fat pussies on a smol girl.

Do any femanons want to share theirs with me? I have a nice average benis to show in return if you want

>>37589787
Are those panties made like that?

Because they look more like a childs pussy. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

It's scientifically proven that they are less of whores and have less millage on them. That's why.

>>37595656
No idea, but I'd love to know what to call them