ITT, sad autistic stuff you do >Be me >23 years old >Live

>>37588382
to dead inside to dream

>>37588382
plan to the milisecond my interactions with my friends(multiple) who are grills. I literally read the Art of War and The Prince so I could better apply tactics to talking with girls.

t. demi-chad

>>37588382
I scream and hit walls
when people are around I scream inaudibly

When I'm feeling very strong negative emotions I will force induce a seizure. Idk if that shits harmful but I lay down and force it start spazzing and sorta lose control of everything for like 3minutes. Helps everytime tho.

>>37588382
Every time I start to develop a meaningful relationship with anyone, I isolate myself completely out of fear of being secretly hated, losing my friend group in the process. I wasn't made for this world, desu.

>>37588403
so relatable robo

>>37588382
I'm over the age of 16 and I still play TF2 for at least 2 hours a day if not 6. I really only play on one server. It's the only arena_2fort server in existence. They call me Squilliam Fancyson.

>>37588382
Friends come and go. I just want to be healthy and finally get out of poverty.

Afterwards life's easy. You can get a chick and you're saved from the loneliness. You can make friends through your hobbies. You can afford to stay healthy and safe. You can travel, and perhaps deal with your dysfunctional family.
The problem is that you need to start from somewhere, and starting at the absolute bottom is near impossible.

>>37588626
Im secretly hoping someone from the server will recognize me

>>37588647
Yeah why do you think we want to kill all the poor? They aren't going anywhere. They will always be poor except for a select few who get randomly selected by the "Bootstrap" god. It's better to completely kill and exterminate the poor who live below the poverty line.

There's a confluence here of interpretations of the word 'autistic'

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i do this shit at least 3 times a week -

>be me
>19, living with parents
>3am while everyone usually is asleep
>REEE as fuckin loud as i can for no apparent reason
>parents always run into my room
>pretend to be asleep, but wait until they go back into their room
>REEEE again
>They are thinking about taking me to a doctor
>mfw i might actually be autistic

>>37588647
>You can make friends through your hobbies.

What are some hobbies that lead to meeting new friends, because none of mine even bring me around people, aside from occasionally stopping in a store for supplies.

>>37588702
A much better idea is to kill all the rich.
We should exterminate anyone that makes more than 10 times minimum wage. Problem solved.

>>37588840
The poor are still poor. Problem not solved. Get rid of the poor you solve the problem.

>>37588863
No, the wealth of the rich is redistributed and the poor are no longer poor. Getting rid of the rich will solve the problem.

>>37588888

more like a few people will snatch up the wealth and the cycle starts over again.

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>>37588382
>watch movie
>imagine oneitis next to me
>imagine our conversation after the movie
>imagine how she would react to every little detail
>"hey sweetie it was in german did you understand?"
>"yes of course, but the quality was terrible!"
>"you know, it served as the basis for Apocalypse Now"
>"oh yes? I've never seen it. But it really reminded me of Taiyo no ko Esuteban"

>>37588830
Literally anything that involves other people will do. Sports, fitness, volunteering, politics, religion, technical stuff like haker spaces and whatnot.

Of course it's a lot harder to make friends when you really need them, but still there's no other way.

Many people stay with their highschool or uni friends for life, then get a family of their own.
So they have their parents, their own family and old friends to count on.
These people typically don't look for friends because they don't need them.
But people like you exist and they are out there to find. As long as you're not too poor or too needy compared to them.

>>37588888
Wrong again. The wealth goes to their next of kin. If there is no next of kin the government absorbs the wealth. Stay cucked poverty fag. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>37588805
i used to do that a lot kind of. i love to make really weird sounds pretty sure its ass burgers

>>37588382

>Imagine myself in interviews talking about my past and how I overcame my hardships

>>37588429
>Art of War and The Prince
More like demi-pseud

>>37588382
>Be me
>37 years old
>Live alone and have no friends or family
>Sleep as much as possible so I can dream of a time when I did have those things
>Sometimes dream of being in a zombie apocalypse, which is ok because I pretty much just stay inside with my blinds closed and all the lights off anyway.

>>37589308
I refuse to believe a 37 year old is browsing this place.
Post some proof.

>>37589330
Whatever proof he posts you will still question, so what's the point?

>>37589402
>Whatever proof he posts you will still question
not really. Say, if he posts some ID partially covered with a sock while giving a thumbs up, I will certainly believe.

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>>37588382
After any event/scenario where I am either given a choice or have the option to choose from a plethora of decisions, I will daydream or imagine about how the other options could've turned out. For example, this happened today:
>be 19, was in high school last year
>now work 35 hours a week until I can figure out what the fuck I'm going to do with my life
>driving home from work
>see girl I knew from high school, she was a junior when I was a senior
>which means she's a senior now
>she was fairly friendly with me, a good acquaintance
>she's walking on the side of the road but I know she doesn't live anywhere near here
>notice that she is also crying
>contemplate stopping to say hi and offer her a ride home
>don't do it, keep driving
>when I get home I imagine a long night of fun with her including criminal mischief, drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and a sexual encounter
>end up regretting decision
>browse 4chan for my daily dose of soma (escapism) instead

>>37588805
I do this as well. My parents snore heavy at night so I time it and usually scream something like "FUCK ME MUMMY" then pretend to be asleep. They are startled by the noise but never hear what I say. I get away with it every time. Just every few weeks or so to keep them thinking they are insane.

>>37588382
Sometimes I pretend my life is a mellodramatic TV show, and that at least I have an audience to pity me. Sometimes I stay up late and sit on my bed and cry, or in the shower. I just want my other half. I hate myself.

>>37588512
That's not a real seizure moron you're just a Magnus level sperg

>>37589605

imagine being pregnant for nine months and then giving birth to this absolute freak

>>37588382
>dream being rich and be free from wagecuck life so i can play vidya all day long

>watch first zombie movie.. around 12
>ever since then my life has been fucked...
>constantly daydreaming about the apocalypse,
>have about 20 different plans for everywhere i go, if suddenly zombie
>actually board up my house one day.. dont know why
>parents_pissed.jpeg
>ended up getting heavily into gore porn
>now i just scroll through /b/ and /r9k/

when will zombies come...

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>>37588382
>imagine conversations with imaginary friends
>have arguments with them
>imagine interviews where I talk about how hard my life has been
>imagine myself performing a song in front of crowd