Retard Stories

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>>37587539
>wake up
>make a retard thread on /r9k/
>masturbate to gay loli for 6 hours

>>37587539
summerfag fuck off reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37587622
>gay loli
What is gay loli? Yuri loli? Trap loli? Trap yuri loli?

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>sophomore year of hs
>out in the quad during nutrition I believe
>big Asian downy away from it's wrangler
>It's near some kids
>goes next to trashcan
>bends over into trashcan
>I guess it can't get out even though it's not even inside of it
>watch it for about 5 minutes
>me and friends are just waiting to see what happens
>no tard wranglers around
>qt girl walks up to him and "helps" him out of the trash can
>wish I was the tard being touched by a girl

>>37587646
little dudes my friend