How do I become handsome and strong like Goku?

Eat your nuggies and lift your tuggies

*and kind

It's Goku's innocence that makes him Goku.

Saiyan genetics. That comeback from death power is retarded broken. Unbelievable gains

Goku's autistic and he still has tons of friends who defend him even when he fucks up

How does he do it, lads?

>>37586778
All you have to do is upgrade your genetics.
>nazi aryan DNA for white skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair
>asian longevity and autism genes
>black muscle development and fighting skill genes

Easy, no?

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>>37586778
By excessively watching this one anime series called Goku no Pico.

>>37586778

Handsome? Eh either you have it or you don't.

Strong. Well you can get normal strong by going to the gym and getting them gains. You want his muscle definition you gonna need gym rat/steroid life.

>>37586922
He's stronger than all of them and they'd all die without him around.

>>37586778
Handsome: Hope that you were born with god-genetics, if not, a good hair cut, jaw strengthening exercises, and even plastic surgery (use at your own risk)
Strong: go to /fit/

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>>37586922
all of them are on the autism spectrum

> Yamcha used to spill his spaghetti just by taking a glance at an attractive girl
> Ten is a virgin hermit who is obsessed with training and fighting
> Piccolo is a literal space gypsy
> Vegeta is a psycho

Kuririn is the only normalfag in his group
Trunks and Gohan are non relevant since they both worship him for being a "cool adult"

>>37586778
Well if you're a robot the first step is to get lost bucko because /r9k/ is for normies only now.
>Robots unironically use cartoons as their role models
Holy chit

>>37586906

I used to think Saiyans were a terribly written, super overpowered race but after thinking about it for long enough

>Humans have the tech to make androids, which can literally kill super saiyans with ease. Keep in mind 99% of saiyans who ever lived are not as strong as the Z fighting saiyans

>Nameks MAKE dragonballs, as well as having free fusion and shit

>Friezas seem to just have a default, untrained power level of like a million without having to train or do anything, we know almost nothing about their race to be fair, but we know Namek Saga Frieza never trained in his life, and every member of Frieza's species that we've ever seen is on his level, so we should assume they are all like that

Honestly Saiyans are the weakest race in Dragonball if you look at it like this. Do you know what Krillin could do if you took Dr. Gero's notes, Bulma's upgrades and Androidified Krillin? 17 and 18 were untrained regular people before they became androids.