Pic related has lost its virginity. What's your excuse?

>>37586179
He paid for it, it doesn't count desupai

If you actually believe him you're as stupid as the people who thought the Rollin' and Trollin' video was proof that CWC was a hoax back when it came out.

He lies about shit all the time. Not even a prostitute would fuck Chris, now would he have the guts to hire one.

>>37586179
Chris-chan didn't buy a prostitute, he owns a sex doll named Officer Nasty ffs

>>37586462
Wrong, read the cwcki. It's even in a facebook status he posted

>>37587342
Are you sure he was being TRUE and HONEST though?

>>37586179
He has obtained AIDS

>>37587342
Right, because Chris has NEVER lied before.

I mean, it's not like there's an entire page on the cwcki devoted to his lies.

Oh wait.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_lies

I believe it. Losing your virginity isn't difficult, in fact it's FAR more difficult to remain a virgin your entire life, which is why it is considered virtuous among the spiritual.

>>37586179
Chris-chan payed though

>>37587432
>in fact it's FAR more difficult to remain a virgin your entire life as a woman

ffty

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>>37586288
>Have the guts
Big Bang Burger, GG ez

>>37587877
Man or woman, doesn't matter. A very small number of people die virgins. You have the same chance of being affected with cluster headache as you do dying a virgin. It's safe to say everyone here will lose it sooner or later.

>>37586212
And paying for it matters because?

If you are actually bothered by the fact that you have had no sex just get a escort/hooker/nearest variant.

I paid 100euros for 30 minutes and failed to remember the important rule of "wank before paying" and lasted 8 minutes from which it was about 50/50 BJ and sex. It was not great but in my case it relieved the mental burden.
Imo mental separation of sex and relationships only helps you to move foward.

If you put the act on the same pedestal as relationship prepare for the longest haul and likely failure.

>>37586179
I'm actually waiting until marriage.

>>37588243
Just to add just in case.
If you choose to wait or any reason it is fine.

>>37588094
I want to believe you but I find it extremely hard to.

>>37586179
I don't want to fuck, i just want to be happy with someone and care for her.

anyone can lose their virginity here if they went low enough

>>37586179

He's better looking than me, just mentally ill.

>>37588322
Nailed it.

Virgins are nearly always virgins by choice. They just have standards they refuse to lower. And they're not up to meeting the standards of people they find attractive.

Beauty standards are raised higher and higher thanks to media. But the quality of human stock isn't being raised to meet demand. Thus, widespread relationship frustration.

It's going to get worse.

>>37586179
He lied about having a fan buy him a PS4, why wouldn't he lie about his virginity?

>>37588398
I don't have high standards. In fact I'm not interested at all in conventional attractiveness, it seems shallow to me. It's just that I think my standards are oddly specific based on personality quirks which few women have.

>met a quiet frumpy Asian girl with huge glasses a few months ago in class
>she was cute but not in a conventional way, hard to describe, the average guy might rank her a 5 or even a 4
>thought nothing of it other than she looked for lack of a better word interesting
>observe her throughout the semester, realize her personality is that of a 10/10 waifu
>of course I didn't do anything and now I'm driving myself mad trying to find her again
>Nobody fictional or real has ever captivated me like this before

Again, let me restate she was not a looker. I am just thoroughly disgusted by how most women behave to the point that not even surface attractiveness does anything for me anymore.

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>>37588243
>Imo mental separation of sex and relationships only helps you to move foward.
And this is why in a few years you'll either off yourself or be living bitter and miserable wishing you had someone loyal not a slut who thinks sex is meaningless or even worse no one at all while you continue to fuck hookers who are absolutely disgusted by you and just putting on an act so they can make a bit of cash to continue their equally miserable existence. Of course I'm sure you're not concerned with that right now and you'll just have a bullshit retort but you're setting yourself up on a slippery slope.

>>37588094
Women don't just suddenly fall into your lap and start having sex with you. Being a virgin forever is literally easy as fuck (hah).

dont got his internet clout

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>>37589207
Apparently you missed the point i was attempting to make.

I said it helps you move foward because half of spergs here are tormented on some level that they havent sex and for those it is more healthy to just do it instead spend days crying over it at the mongolian cave painting collective.

Probably should have been more clear that the target for the comment were people who consider being virgin a problem and spend way too much time and energy obsessing over it.
This is coming from personal experience from a dude who considered himself too ugly for hookers.
And like I said the experience I had was nothing special and quite short. Felt really really nice but nothing special as an act.
However after doing it for some reason I found selfconfidence that I thought I lost forever and fucking started active dating via websites and shit and been on a few "hey lets meet at this coffee shop" kinda situation.
Of course I am not saying that it cannot be special but the act requires a context that has meaning to the persons doing it.

Sex is a need and if you are unable to get it free then just pay for it instead of whining here (unless that is your choice).

Now the hard part where I try to make the thought clear.
I presume that somehow you presumed that my argument was about choosing one or the another basing on pointless insult and setting up a defence that my retort would be bullshit.
1.Sex is act where you do things.
2.Sex is part of relationship.
I ment you should separate these two from each other so instead of focusing on sex and how you cannot get sex because feel so low of yourself that you cannot establish a relationship you should just bite the bullet and order a callgirl to get laid.
If you think that sex is not worth it unless you are doing it with a person important to you, fine no problem there.

>>37589914
They don't literally fall into your lap, but figuratively they do. If you're around people enough, you'll eventually bump into a woman who wants to fuck you.