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>>37586126
I eat ass and enjoy having my own was eaten. Care to know more?

>>37586126
Damn, that chicks ass is the bomb.

>>37586126
>be me
>jacking off in shower
>trying to come up with scenarios in my i m a g i n a t i o n
>can't cum
>laying on shower floor cramped up for like fifteen minutes
>titties, bjs, fucking, literally nothing works
>imagine facesitting
>hard as fuck
>cum in a minute
it was that day i knew my destiny was to eat ass
and i'll never fulfill that because i'm ugly and antisocial

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>>37586156
I've eaten ass but never received so please tell me what that's like.

How do you get a girl you don't know to let you eat her ass?

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>>37586126
I wish I could eat ass

>>37586126
I imagine it to taste very bitter.

>>37586184
It feels really good. Kind of tickly and warm. I'd recommend it

>>37586298
It doesn't really taste like anything but I've only eaten clean ass

>tfw 29 and never ate ass or fucked a girl in the ass

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>>37586298
it doesn't taste like anything bro

>>37586337
Honestly I'm just not interested in anything regarding a bootyhole. My inner germophobe turns me off it.

>>37586390
More ass for me to eat then

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>>37586126
Fuck off you degenerate filth. Kill yourself

>>37586451
Enjoy it I guess my man, it's not like I'll be touching any pussy anytime soon

>>37586126
Honestly, I think the only time I'd be horny enough to try it would be if I was rolling on E.

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>>37586499
You just haven't had the right ass in front of you yet. Once you have a girl with a big fat ass lying in bed you won't even think about it you'll just do it

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>>37586474
live mas you cuck

>>37586552
>You just haven't had the right ass in front of you yet.

Kill yourself

Does girl ass or trap pucci taste better?

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How dare this muslim woman show her ANOOS! Off with her head.

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>>37586670
what's your opinion on this?

>>37586738
Is that a Muslim strip club? Did that guy throw a slice of bread on that girl? So many questions

I'll eat pussy for days, but I've never eaten ass. It is tempting though but I don't want girls thinking I do it just for anybody. I would probably eat a girls ass if she asked me.

I would do it with great enthusiasm if it was something a girl I love enjoyed.

i love to eat ass. don't even give a fuck if it makes me a fag or a cuck.
those losers don't understand and are depriving themselves of one of life's greatest rewards.
sadly though, it's been a long long looooooooooooong time since I got to eat one.
I'm hoping maybe I will again in the near future.

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>>37586126
I would recognize that tush anywhere!

>>37586126
i want to, no one to eat

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>>37586574
>Kill yourself

no need to be mean

>>37586760
It's a tribal tradition to have women wag their asses at weddings and other social gatherings. Totally harram, but not that anyone gives a fuck. The women are usually poor or social outcasts - basically "you want to be a roasite, fine, wag your ass for money." You can find tons of videos like these on youtube. Forgot what it's called, but some other anon probably knows. They also get pretty lezzy a lot of the time - wagging their asses in each other faces etc.

>>37587238
thats called twerking, fine anon

>>37586126
Literally the most subhuman thing you could possible do. It's nigger tear. Anyone who does this is a primitive degenerate.

>>37587320
Niggers just jackhammer fuck and cum. Attending to a lady's privates is something only whites engage in.

>>37587320
>nigger tear
>tear
whos the real nigger here anon?

>>37587377
>Niggers just jackhammer fuck and cum. Attending to a lady's privates is something only whites engage in
Do whites really believe this?

>>37587306
Nah, they got a specific name for this stuff - otherwise youtube only returns videos of American roasties.

>>37586126
i love doing it but only after a shower

would never fucking do that shit randomly

>>37587789
ass eating is at its best when a woman hasn't showered though. why would you want her to wash away all her ass musk?

No one will believe it's true but I eat my asian gfs ass all the time. She wears tiny gym shorts and I'll pull them to the side and lick her holes even when we're in public as long as no one is around. Can't get enough. She's not that hot but she has giant boobs and is a freak in bed. I can't complain.

>>37588072
don't worry anon, i believe u
i have my own awesome croat gf with 10/10 ass
there's a split of actual robots and larping chads here these days anyway :)

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>>37587377
>Attending to a lady's privates is something only whites engage in.

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>>37587377
kek

2bh tho yanks in general don't know how to fuck properly