I'VE GOT AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>>37585235
watch youtube tutorials all day

Quite frankly, and let me just say this: Just be yourself dude

>>37585235
Shower, Make facial hair neat, try not to sperg out

Go into it like a samurai, expecting you're going to die anyway so there's no point in being scared

Tell the interviewer you want to fuck them

>>37585397
That's not a bad idea actually

>>37585266
I'd be an unenthusiastic sweating man

>>37585235

Just pretend to be an extroverted chad.

I usually pretend I'm a James Bond-esque character, and it works surprisingly well.

>>37585235
Roleplay like the interviewer is an old friend you're meeting after a while

Works real good

>>37585995
The guy that called me did sound like a laid back southern man. If he's the one interviewing me I'll try

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>>37585235
Just be yourself
Otvkunlaly

Just shake their hand, go in with a smile , remember it's an awkward situation for both of you

>>37585235

pull out your weener and tell him to kiss it like monica lewinsky

Should I purposefully fuck it up? If they make me start Monday I'm going to miss the Sony E3 press conference

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>>37585235
>make large sheet of gun cotton
>make small amount of napalm
>stick it all under shirt with a bbq light in your sleeve
>when you fuck up the interview, walk outside casually and start the lighter
>everyone shits themselves when it looks like you've spontaneously combusted
It'll be hilarious.