Post your neet names. I'll start. Steward

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>>37585104
Lucas feelsgoodman. Everyone thinks im a rich boy

Carl, pretty standard I think

>>37585203
Ayy, my nigga, mine is Lukas.

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Im from a 2nd world country so my name isn't even normal like yours
The closest thing is Chris though

Phillip. This name is really lame.

>>37585104
Alfred
but no one calls me that everyone calls me junior even at 23 years old
JUST

>>37585104
Benjamin.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37585279
MYY MAAAAAAAAAN

>>37585104
>Steward
which airline do you work for

Cristian. Yeah, no H because eurofag

>>37585675
FlSCHBEIN
NFISCHBEI
INFISCHBE
EINFISCHB
BEINFISCH
HBEINFISC
CHBEINFIS
SCHBEINFI
ISCHBEINF
FlSCHBEIN

>>37585687
kek

Hannes reporting in. How do you even pronounce that in English?

>>37585104
Daniel. I hate my name.

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>Bartholemew

>>37585727
anus

also does your last name happen to start with an S

>>37585757
you have a license to kill yourself

>>37585703
Same but I got the h in mine

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>Elliot
I don't know how to feel about this.

Matteo, kids called me potato in school

Samuel

it's ok I guess

Florian
my name seems rare i dont see it often does anybody here know somebody with my name?

>>37586573
Who the fuck names their kid Florian. Why havent you killed yourself yet

>>37586619
i-its not that bad
most people call me just flo
its alright

>>37586703
what country are you from? i knew a guy called florian in school

>>37586703
Are you french?
commentaire tres original

>>37586768
>>37586817
germany would be ridiculous if any of you knew me lol

>>37586833
the guy i know was from the netherlands and we would also call him flo
pretty close though, but i wouldnt think he browses here, hes a cool dude

>>37586517
Italian names are cool tho

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>>37586904
haha yeah only a loser would post here haha sure he was a cool guy unlike me hah

>>37586573
>tfw no twink bf named Florian

>>37585104
Kylee

>>37587136
im fat and hairy go away im not your man my man

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>>37585757
hearty kek

I have a normie name

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>>37585104
cesar
>like salad hahah
kill me

>>37587317
can i toss your salad?

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>Niko
Just fuck my shit up

>>37587317
that could actually be kind of a cool name if you make it work

My name sounds like saying "Love" with a lisp in my language.
Given a queer name like that, I was destined to be a robot.

eric
why are all erics retarded?

>>37585104
Kierlan
Stupid, shitty name that doesn't even exist other than as a misspelling of a girl's name

>>37587415
eric is such a boring name that maybe all erics try to make their life more exciting by being retarded

>>37585104
Alejandro. What does that make me in /r9k/'s eyes?

>>37587542
a gay latino
am i close?

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Dylan

feels bad having such a shit name with a fucking y in it but also knowing it's unisex and there was a girl Dylan in primary school with me so I got mocked endlessly

>>37587473
It's also hard to say. Every time I tell someone my name they think I'm saying Gary or Aron it's dumb

>>37587542
hot like mexico

>>37587666
unisex names are always worse for men
did you ask your parent why they names you that?
were you supposed to be a girl?

>>37586833
there was a kid in my german book whose name was florian

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Vetle, i am a true viking
it means one year old bear

>>37587834
You have a cool, pretty original name

Henry
People assume I'm a fucking normie with my name

Liviu. Truth be told, I slowly am starting to enjoy to be called by this name.

>>37585489
Shut up Cristi

>>37588906
De ce te plangi? Liviu e un nume normal

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>>37587317
>SHIZAAAAAAA
I'm Espn by the way, not the first time I've posted my name. pronounced es-pen you faggotshits

Josh

sound pretty alpha

my real name is chris but my NEET name is Justin

>>37590095
my name is josh i think it's cringey

my neet name is Brian