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>*chomp chomp chomp*
>*sluuuuuurrrrrrrrp*
>*mlem mlem mlem*
>sluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
"MUST YOU EAT LIKE PIGS? CAN'T YOU EAT WITH YOUR MOUTHS CLOSED?"
So yeah, I just had an autistic outburst against my family for eating like a bunch of disgusting pigs and somehow making slurping sounds whilst eating a fucking burger. Now I feel like an ass but goddamn it makes me want to puke.
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same I think I'm allergic to sounds like that. They absolutely disgusts me..
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>>37584254
>CAN'T YOU EAT WITH YOUR MOUTHS CLOSED?"
I tried but I can't put food in my mouth if it's closed.
Any tips, OP?
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>>37584469
Try opening your mouth to let the food in, then shutting it the hell up while you chew :)
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>>37584504
Then fucking write "CAN'T YOU CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTHS CLOSED?"
Because you confused me.
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>>37584545
>Because you confused me.
You being autistic isn't my problem anon.
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>>37584254
That sounds extremely socially unacceptable and very impolite of you
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>they scrape their teeth on the fork/spoon
Dear God why can't people just do things the way I want them to
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>>37584604
It should be because I am 1/3 of posters in this thread.
Do you want to lose a poster?
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>>37584671
>they say ''mmmmmMMmmmMmmmm''
use real fucking words and say that the food is good for fucks sake
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>>37584618
>calling Normies out for being disgusting is impolite
I guess calling out people for shitting on babies would be impolite too if the majority of society did it.
I agree op, except that you shouldn't feel like you were wrong. Fuck normies and anyone like them. I hope Satan slaps his lips in their ears when they go to He.
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>>37584671
I use wooden sticks just like in my animes. It's hard to eat crumbly rice from bags for boiling though.
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>>37584254
>UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
"Oh excuse me I just can't help it"
Yeah sure faggot you couldn't help but do that massively loud forced burp right in all our faces, thanks for making me lose my appetite.
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>>37584254
"C'mon anon, didn't those Nip cartoons teach you to slurp to compliment the che- *UUUUUUUUURRRRRP* my bad. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *gargargaragarghargar**sluuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp*
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>>37584801
Why are all of you even eating with someone? Just bring food to your pc desk and eat there.
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>>37584618
>someone ends up farting at the table
>>37584618
It's impolite to be a fucking slob
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>>37584887
That's what I did in the end. It took an autistic outburst until they let me. Before that it was all "can't you just sit with your family for ten minutes" bullshit.
I FUCKING WOULD HAVE IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP WITH YOUR PIG TIER EATING HABITS!
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>>37584675
Go ahead, faggot. No one will miss you.
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>>37584986
Thanks I love you too buddy!
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>>37584254
thanks, anon. now i'm going to go and make sure to chew louder purposefully just to piss autists like you off more
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>>37584254
btw how obese are your family members?
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>>37584604
You being autistic is mine, though
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>>37585261
Are you going to sneakily get behind some virgins in "the virgin seat" meme poses in McDicks and chew annoyingly in front of their ears? I would watch that.
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>>37585261
>The Chad Chew
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>>37585315
Somebody make this please I can't make me-me's so someone's gonna have to bit the bullet
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>>37585283
Not fat at all actually. And we don't eat massive meals. There is no need to be as noisy as they are.
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