I'm going to ask Onetis on a date

I can't wait for you to come back and post a sad Pepe and talk about how you hate women and the world is unfair because oneitis wanted chad instead

>>37583798
just go head and get it over with already shes going to deny you and tell her friends who will laugh at you lol

Don't ask her, tell her. Something like "Hey, let's go on a date this Saturday" is better than "will you go on a date with me?" Sure, she can still shut you down, but it sounds less desperate.
Make sure she knows its a date and not a friendly hang out.
Good luck.

>>37583798
That seems like a nice idea. Just letting you know though, taking advice from r9k, a place full of people who probably never even hugged a woman, is probably a bad idea, let alone taking advice from the internet is usually a bad idea. Hell, you already got >>37583835
and >>37583872
trying to bring you down, don't listen to them or anyone else here, just go, be confident, and be you :)

>>37583952

I was thinking of more like ''Wanna go hang out this saturday?'' There isn't really a word for ''date'' in my langauge

>>37583798
listen up faggot if she wanted you it would have already happened the fact you are asking on 4chan for advice just means you are a pathetic dicklet and she will reject you

>>37583798
>>37583993
Incorrect. Listen OP. Don't let these bitter robots get you down. Ask her out with zero expectations, nothing to lose, everything to gain.

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>>37584048

Got it ! Thanks ! Anything else? My psychologist (female) told me to take it easy as it is my first date, thus I'm planning on asking her on a simple date, ice cream on a saturday seems pretty comfy. Right?

>>37584090
my sides haha you see a psychologist? lmao ya this is going to work out great for you man, ice cream you sound like a creep or orbiter maybe both

>>37584090
Sounds like a simple thing that could end up fun. It's good that you're not going all out and reserving some ultra expensive restaurant in a pathetic attempt to impress her. If she says no you should go for the ice cream anyways. And remember, if a bitch doesn't text back, never text her again.

>>37584090
>>37584146
More bad advice. Nothing work with seeing a psychologist if it helps you function.
Ice cream is a really comfy first date, as long as she's interested in you, you're in the clear.

>>37584190
>>37584203

Wow thanks guys, I'm way more confident, here are your (you)s

Maybe I'll make it afterall, my first gf will be a qt 3.14 virgin nice christian girl

You'll do good OP dont let these robots get to ya.