Puppet tale

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>be me
>be old lonely man
>have idea
>carve puppet out of wood by candlelight
>pray to imaginary person to make puppet live
>go to bed
>wake up next morning
>puppet can talk, pray answered, have new friend
>something wrong
>the wood was too dark
>WTF
>NIGNICCHIO
>starts talking about niggers, bitches and how he wants to fuck
>didnt make him a penis
>tells me he will fingerfuck my love muffin if i dont
>say no
>get splinters in my rectum from being fist fucked by a wooden puppet
>Forgot was constipated
>Anal fisting loosened tiger
>Hurricane brown
>Covered in shit from head to toe
>make him a penis
>Everytime he lies dick gets bigger
>FML
>Become sexslave of puppet
>doesnt let me wash, covered in shit, with infected anus splinters
>instead of dad calls me splinter sphincter
>starting to think puppet was bad idea
>create plan to rid world of rapist nigger puppet
>wait until is sphincter smashing time
>getting assbanged
>chest feels funny
>have heart attack
>die being raped
>still covered in shit