How do I find a white boyfriend?

>>37581343
right here

Here I am

>>37581343
Even though I know this a troll, black girls are qt as fuck.

>>37581343
At your service m'lady
*tips*

>>37581343
Stop being gay
Mcjsmsim

>>37581343
Go to any establishment which has employees

>>37581343
Black girls are the most feminine

>>37581343

Seriously, as much as I adore black and brown women, if you are a robot, please stay away from them.

They don't want no miserable, depressed, pessimistic and negative person to be around. They want someone they can laugh with and someone who always stays positive and has that chad personality.

>>37581602
Wrong!

t. white cyborg with anhedonic black gf

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Same actually. I really do want a white bf but most go for the ones with darker skin complexion which is completely understandable because dark skin girls are pretty af but as a light skin it hurts me.

>tfw no white bf to watch anime with me (not the entry level shit pls)
>tfw no white bf to slave play with
>tfw no white bf to call daddy
>tfw no white bf to call me his princess as we cuddle on the couch

Too bad it wouldn't work irl due to my crippling social anxiety. I can't speak for shit, and my personality sucks, carrying a conversation with me is quite hard. Tfw

>>37581343
Will be your boyfriend if it helps me to get a greencard lol

>>37581651
This post is an absolute lie. Everytime I hear about or see white guys dating black girls it's almost always a mixed or ''light skinned'' one. You just have to be a horrible person or something to not have white guys constantly after you. I was friends with a mixed girl that would constantly get cat called and approached by all types of guys.

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The first step is to go outside

>>37581651
Too bad you live in the fucking US.
>tfw no black gf to do colonial era slave roleplay with and call me massa

>>37581695
I'm ugly. Orgireenal

>>37581721
I go outside occasionally but only black and hispanic guys are direct.

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>>37581727
>mfw I was dating a qt brown chick
>mfw I could have done conquistador/qtInjun roleplays with her
>mfw I fucked it all up.

damn.... I fucking had it.

>>37581727
>colonial slave play
Hnnnggg yes. But yeah I'm in the states tfw

>>37581763
>ywn tie up a black girl and flog her for being a disobeying slave
I need to move to the fucking states.
marry for greencard let's go

>>37581651
Do you have a contact? I may not be a daddy type but I fit everything else.

>>37581343
Be nice to white guys and hang out in places white guys hang out. Don't be so black in your demeanour or you'll be off-putting.

>>37581343
Be really pretty. This is key for any type of guy. Why white guys by the way? If they really wanted black girls outside of the shills you would've been flooded with contact info by now.
Guys tell me that I look ''intimidating'' even though i'm really quiet and reserved and docile. I don't think I look mean, so I don't know why it happens. Is it just a weird way of saying i'm ugly?

what rolevplays can you do with wytewomen?

Do black girls like submissive white boys?

I only match with fucking ghetto ass bitches on tinder. New york city is a fucking trash place

me and my bf have been together for four years and the main thing that got us together and keeps us together is common interests. we like the same bands and we play the same games.

why white boys in particular anon?

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I have a fetish for black girls but i live in eastern europe and i have never seen a black person

>>37581343
Describe what you want from someone besides being "white"

No one wants to be fetishized for the color of their skin, and there's a fuckhuge load of single white boys on this website, so chances are you'd be able to pick someone compatible with you.

>>37581651
What's entry level shit to you?
https://myanimelist.net/animelist/Perseid

>>37581887
Being pretty and looking expectant at him can also feel rather intimidating for the shy and avoidant

>>37581343
i don't know, but as a white guy one thing that will definitely help is not being fat. Overweight and obesity rates in black women(a least in USA) are the highest of any racial group iirc. Certainly here in south, finding a healthy weight black woman is like finding a needle in a haystack. I kid you not, they always catch my eye when i see them, because they're so uncommon or rare.

>>37581343
You dont, negro. Fuck off to west Africa

>>37581343
Go outside


Unless you live in a black neighborhood

>>37582004
Netherlands here. They smell weird.

>>37582004
come to nyc, get on tinder, you will have black girls foaming at the mouth

>>37581997
I don't know, I'm just attracted to white guys.
>>37582161
Goal oriented, nerdy/quirky, sensitive, charitable, kind, intelligent (book and street).

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>>37582411
>sensitive, charitable, kind

Then r9k really isn't the place to look fammeroni

Most everyone here is really bitter.

I mean yeah everyones kind and sensitive in one regard or the other. Everyone has a soft spot for something, be it cats, or orphans, or whatever else, but if those are the main traits you wanna find in someone, r9k is probably the last place you wanna look

>>37582316
Hmm, mine has 7 cats and she never smells of them

>>37581343
Why do you want a white boyfriend?

>>37581343
By posting on here, first step achieved. Now the next thing you have to do is ask for my contact info. Then we can proceed to step number three.

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>Thread makes me feel happy
>Remember I'm only half white

h-haha

>>37582863
Wait i forgot the ;)

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>>37582411
ayyyy bb ;^)
what kinda nerdy u want

Well, my gf's black and she met me here.

Guess I'm just living the dream.

>I want a white bf
>Multiple white guys say yes
>Still hasn't responded to anyone
It's like you don't actually want one or something

> I want a white CHAD bf
fixed

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>white girls dont like me
>latinas dont like me
>black girls dont like me
>asian girls dont like me
>mfw

i guess im just destined for loneliness

>>37583080
Nobody wants to have anything with guys from here though anon. You should know that by now

>>37582514
I wasn't looking here, but I know there are normies on here.
>>37583080
I have responded

>>37583354
Yes but you didn't seem very interested in any anon

>>37583354
Responded as in accepted contact.

>>37581343
Don't be fat like every other black girl

A better question is: "How do I find a ebony goddess gf"

>>37583681
I have talked to robots before and they are very abusive

>>37584256
What about a robot who was heavenly abused by fembots?

>>37584256
Really? In what way are they abusive?

I want to be fetishized for the color of my skin I'm not mentally ill in any form or way and I most certainly am not addicted to cocaine alcohol and marijuana

>>37584404
Why do you want that? Are you sure that isn't unhealthy?

>>37584256
>because one person from this website was an asshole means everyone must be the same

>>37584429

idk I just want to be balls deep in some ebony princess wtf do I care for its not like I'm fucking freud or some coked out philosopher/'psychologist'

>>37582004
I always hear this from Eastern Europeans.

Are niggers that scarce out there?

>>37585421
West Euro here. Saw a black girl in uni for the first time a few months ago. Spooked me.

>>37582316
dont worry you smell weird to us too

>tfw you're white and think some girls of other races are pretty but you're pretty racist so it could never work