Daily reminder that chads are your friends, not your enemies.

>>37580972
>backseat chad giving the horns of the cuckold sign
You know it.

>>37580972
there are more nice chads than nice robots

>That one Chad in a bar who bought me a beer and asked me advice on video games

>>37580972

I'm a university student and have a part-time doing delivery.

While it's by no means a character judgment, I have noticed that Chad-type customers tend to be much more polite and considerate than their markedly autistic counterparts.

Chad will say please, thank you, tip well, and call me "bro," whereas grubby gamer-sorts will stick their hands through the crack of a barely opened door and suck the order inside without saying nary a word.

>>37580972

Chads are extreme and tiresome competition. I would have to do nothing in my whole life if they didn't exist. They can become santa claus for all I care, they'll still be fucking the girls I want to own.

Chad knows he's better than you and sees no reason to compete, although he often feels the need to prove himself in front of women and peers.

Robots have a festering inferiority complex - they know they're not as attractive, fit, handsome, humorous, or charismatic as Chad. Since they can hardly assert themselves in the world of men, they resort to passive-aggressive displays of cunning and sarcasm to one-up their 'enemies' at any given opportunity.

>>37581917

I'd rather have a weak man throwing words at me than a strong man smiling at me and fucking my girl. You're a cuck if you say otherwise

>>37581845
This.
Robots are scum and deserve to be alone. If someone was getting stabbed on the street chads are usually the people to either intervene and help or call the police. Robots would walk away quickly hoping they don't get seen.
That's why women prefer chads, it's the best for the human race to have stronger genes in the long-run.

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>>37580972

>tfw the only reason I didn't get beat up repeatedly in Middle School was this big, tall, blonde sports-Chad who said he'd make sure I'd never get bullied if he had anything to say about it

What wouldn't give to find Wesley again and have a drink wit that fucker.

it was robots that made all the social media and dating apps chad uses to fuck girls.

>implying chad needs apps to fuck

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>>37581958
And that's why I don't plan on reproducing.

>>37581958

You are a retard. At first you say how noble chads are, then you contradict it by saying that nature and evolution is all that matters. I hope that the gay fantasy world in your head falls apart someday, and leaves you empty.

>>37582015

>2017
>criticizing somebody for having gay fantasies

>>37582045
Faggots are just as insufferable as """""Fembots""""""

>>37580972
You're full of shit OP. Every enemy I've ever had fits the description of Chad:
>good looks
>sleeps with a lot of women
>always hates me for some reason

Most normies I get along with just fine.

>>37582064
Those were Brads, aka failed chads.

>>37582064

Only normies have problems with Chads. Robots and Chads are allies.

>>37581888
thats because chads arent insecure and dont see every action and word as a test or attack on their own self.

>>37582088
What evidence have you had of that? Usually when Chad starts hating me, he tries to get the normies around him to hate me too. It works about a third of the time. When that happens, it's because the normies liked him more than me.

>>37582064
You probably deserve the hate you get

>>37580972

tfw my former best friend in high school was a turbochad and is in the NFL

i don't think anyone knows how big he was into anime back then

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>>37582207
>Robot gets bullied by Chads
>Y-you probably deserved it

I can hear you choking on Chads cock right now.

>>37581960
Fb him, you fucking retard? Or use one of the countless person search engines maybe?

>>37580972
>had a bully in hs who was in the national swim team, /fit/ as fuck and also hyperactive
>meet him years later, he is cool as fuck and says I am okay despite always picking on me
Yeah, I guess if I wasnt such a fucking autistic retard hed be one of the m8s

Most of these stereotypical model Chads are gay btw

>>37582479
Does pretending that is true make you feel better?

>>37580972
>bullied by chads at uni
>really don't give a fuck, i just ignore it anyway
>always doing group projects alone
>ffw some months
>at bar alone
>this guy enter
>ask for a beer
>see me on the corner
>it's a fucking chad from university
>comes to my table
>oh fuch not here, go away
>"how are you doing anon?"
>"i'm ok, and you?"
>guy burst in tears
>proceed to tell how his life is on deep shit
>says sorry for all the shit things he did to me
>told me that he understand why i stay alone all the time
>"funny thing is that you're the only friend i ever had"
>dunno what to say
>says that life is hard and we never win all the battles
>i don't know were i pull that shit from
>he put a hand on my shoulders
>drink
>"man, you're my project group until we part aways"
>we drink for the rest of the night
>2 days lader
>arrive at uni
>all chads at door as usual
>he was there too
>walking on hallway to class
>some guy make fun of me
>well i didn't expected that night was going to be something anyway
>drinking chad grab the guy to the neck and throw him away
>"he's my friend, if you wanna make fun of him, you will need to make fun of me"
>static
>"hey anon, come here, let me show you some new friends"
>he introduce me to all chads, except that one
>even some stacys come
>sit on back row as usual
>they all sit there too now
>teacher walk in
>"anon, i can see i'll finally see more names on your project now?"
>they keep making fun of other people but not me
>"hey anon, cmon lets make fun of people"
>smiles and say no
>they laugh and ask why
>"how many times you all make fun of me?"
>"oh cmon anon, we said sorry"
>"yes, but the people you are making fun are just as me"
>grab my things and sit away
>friend chad realize
>move next to me
>don't say a single word
>he left his group
>rest of university we stick together
>we drink, we study, even show him some vidya
>no mocking on my class again
You know, some chads just don't change. But there some ones who are just broken as us.

>>37580972
Jesus christ, this thread again.

Chads are your worst fucking enemies.

Don't worship these cave-men, hate them and seek to depose them.

Don't become brain-nosing baby boomers who worship the rich.

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>>37582807
Hey, I found your okcupid profile

>>37581845
>>37581958

Most Robots are the victims of constant abuse and bullying from their peers, usually from a very early age, and as such understandably grow to hate and resent those around them.

And then when we dare have the nerve to say fuck you to the world and people that said fuck you to us, you give us shit. You are just looking for an excuse to abuse us because you hate us.

Our mistrust in others is 100% justified.

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ITT faggots crushing on Chad

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>>37580972
No-one is going to worship you douchebags.

Get outta' here with your "your bullies are nice guys" horseshit.

>>37582775
Thats actually really sweet. My bullies years later apologized to me at a local bar and say I'm cool. Tell em no worries i just have mental issues now cause of it. Ignore them the rest of the night and go back to tripping face while I drank some and watched the band

>>37582775
T. Chad posing as a robot.

>>37581917
>they resort to passive-aggressive displays of cunning and sarcasm

They often resort to far worse than that.

School shootings are a robots ultimate revenge on society, and they often drag down more than a few chads/Stacies with them.

>>37580972
then why i feel like im competing with them which is why i try to alienate them and avoid the enemy?

theyre pieces of shit just behind your back now

>>37581938
If he's fucking your girl she's not your girl you silly fuck.

>>37580972
Chads have looks and the appeal of weak-willed beta cucks.

If society started hating their superiors and ostracizing/killing them instead of worshiping them Chads would hold no power, and would infact be at the bottom of society.

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You only like them because they are charismatic. They are good at making people want to be with them. You like them for the same reason women do. Their lives are so unchallenged and successful that they project a magnetic aura. It's meaningless. It's just a lucky attribute of theirs.

Chads are the enemy just like normies and roasties for all the same reasons. They will never understand us, they will never help us, and they have what we will never have.

Quit acting like a Stacy. Have some pride, man.

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>>37582921

>they often resort to far BETTER than that

We need way more beta uprising shootings, lately.

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I kinda agree

Don't get me wrong, part of being Chad is dominance and aggression. But popularity is part of maintaining social dominance. And it's hard to stay popular if you go out of your way to antagonize literally everyone. That would be like a king terrorizing his own taxpaying subjects and knights.

We see this in the wild, where the alpha male is actually very laid-back and slow to anger. Lions, chimpanzees, horses, etc.

it's the high ranking but not quite alpha males who are extremely aggressive. You're more likely to be attacked by Chad's lackeys or rivals than Chad himself. Chad has nothing to prove anymore.

>>37583002
>Chads are the enemy just like normies and roasties for all the same reasons.

Indeed, they are also the enemies of all normies as well since they out-compete them.

When people wake up and realize this there might be a cultural shift. The days of Chad will then be numbered.

Only the mentally ill and genetically defective worship their superiors instead of trying to kill them. If a chad was pitted against a couple of normies he would lose even with his superior strength. Robots/normies outnumber chad by like 6/1.

>>37583102
Normies will side with Chad, though. Normies are followers.

Robots may not be followers, but you guys are major pussies, and without the help of the normies, you cannot defeat any enemy, much less Chad.

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>>37580972
OP is right, Chad is our friend. He doesnt need to compete with us, he just pities us. Chad is intelligent (unlike Brad and Normies), so he sees right through our sarcastic mask.
Normies however are our enemies. They have a vast inferiority complex due to Chad and tend to seek validation in many different ways. Bullying Robots is one of them. They are also the reason why women act like they do in todays society, which still has some tribal features. Chad doesnt care about woman at all, he is the alpha male of our tribe called society, women naturally seek his affection. Normans however need to fight to grab the attention of a female. This ancient principle hasnt changed.

>>37583102

Agreed. The emperor wears no clothes. They just charm people, like OP, with their shallow charm. That's why school shooters and other robots have broken the conditioning, and everyone else should.

>>37580972
God, what absolute fuccbois. Plump lips for sucking dick.

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>>37580972
fff....fff.fff....fr..fr..fry...ends.... fry..ends...

nope that word is not in my vocabulary

but you want to know what is

try fuck off

>>37580972
Just saw guys who basically looked like those two.
They were looking at me with contempt and arrogance while I was just standing there waiting for my food order.
Was that some kind of gay dominance bullshit or "reminding me to know my place", or what?

You guys sound like bitches.

Chad went from an ironic meme to an ACTUAL entity that you little bitches seem to believe exists.

Hell, I haven't even seen his full name mentioned in a long time. Chad Thundercock. Back then, even "stacey" wasn't considered a meme yet.

No wonder you guys got bullied.

I have no issue with chads. If I looked like that and women threw themselves at me why would I not fuck all of them?

Women are the true and eternal enemy.

>>37583175
Try fighting them. I bet you'd get your ass beat.

>>37583138
That's why I kinda have some respect for school shooters.
I mean, they fucking pulled that shit off, shooting people the fuck up and then proceed to become heroes.
I know I never could possibly pull that off. Fucking sad man.

>>37583197
>I bet you'd get your ass beat.
Yeah and?

>>37583224
It's be slightly funny to watch. I really wanna see a robot beat up Chad, but you guys are too weak.

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>>37582775
>become jesus and endure abuse like cuck
>comfort malicious fuck
>one guy changes
that much investment is only worth putting into a vagina
except that vagina would cuck you in heartbeat afterwards

some Chads will give you his old used pussies. For a beta it's a great way to get pussy.

>>37583208

Why couldn't you? You know, those guys probably thought that at one point.

It's not so hard.

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>>37580972
We're tired of your shit.
You're not a robot, you must leave at once

>>37582148
maybe stop being the sociopath type
I've yet to meet an ignorant chad
But the wizard apprentices... man, those guys are fucking idiots.

>>37583102
That is one of the reasons (aside from sadistic glee) that chads/wannabe chads post these chad worshiping threads on /r9k/.

They don't like the fact that robots aren't under their spell.

Chad let me carry his girlfriend after she turned 40 so long as he could keep fucking her on the side

Chad is the best!

>>37583357

>Worship me and brownnose my buddies and you can get pussy too!


Sure thing chad.

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>>37581958
>robots are scum
Ah shit nigga, you comin' into my hood, n' talkn' shit about my niggas?
I'll curb stomp you, faggot!

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>>37580972
Yeah, because the baby boomer yuppies worshiping the rich really worked out for this country in the long run.

This is the exact same thing.

Don't fall for it guys, know your enemy. Don't be a brown-noser.

>>37583466
better than nothing.. We can't all be first in the pussyline

>>37583511
You won't even get that, ya dingus.

>>37580972
can confirm, most Chads I've met were pretty nice to me even though I could tell that they kinda looked down on me for having a beta look but at least they didn't bully or ignore me completely

I still don't wanna be near them because I don't feel equal with them, it makes me feel uncomfortable

>>37583556
Most chads I've met are sadistic douchebags,

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>>37583503
>>37583523
Haven't you heard about Pussy shrapnel?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pussy%20Shrapnel

>>37583556
if he's an alpha and your beta then he can only look down on you. doesn't mean he can't like you.

>>37583607
T. Chad.

Why are you referring to yourself in the third person, buddy?

No-one wants you here. Plz leave.

>>37582854
100% truth.
Fuck all normalfags and Chads, they deserve a rain of bullets.

>>37583637
>>37583658
bitterness doesn't cure anything.

>>37582854
>it's okay if i'm an asshole because im a pretty snowflake

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>>37583686
Sure thing bud.

origami

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>>37582883
>Tell em no worries i just have mental issues now cause of it.
I keked, sorry anon

>>37583686
>muh bitterness
not an argument, nigger.

>>37583746
it wasn't an argument quarter cherokee quarter scott half german.

>not being a cyborg

Plebs.

>>37583716
Nice strawman argument brah.


Treat a man like shit, and he'll grow to resent you.

>2007
>move and go to a new school in the city
>starting my third year in High School at the new school
>no friends
>no one says anything to me
>everyone looks at me weird
>one day Chad, the Tight End of the varsity Football team approaches me after class
>"Hey man! That's an awesome shirt!"
>I'm wearing a Halo 3 shirt (pic related)
>"Oh hey, thanks."
>"Dude, Halo 3 is amazing, isn't it? Wanna play some time?"
>"Sure!"
>asks for my gamertag
>we become friends until he moves away to college
>never hear from him again

Chad was probably the one person in my teenage years who stopped me from killing myself. I didn't appreciate him as a friend before, but i do now

>>37583855
I have seen this aswell. condifent Alpha males are often like that. Chads can be really loyal friends. sometimes insecure betas can't handle chads and make all kind of things up in their own head.
#notallChads #Chadisnotourenemy

>>37580972
If I had only Chads as friends, I would be Chad, too.
To all the Chads in this thread: Please be in D U E S S E L D O R F and become my friends, so that I become Chad!

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>>37584186
i can lay away...

>>37580972
I want chads to pound my boipussi like he owns it.

>>37584235
Nobody care about your faggy fantasies. Go yo your containment board already kid

>>37583788
my nigga

You know youre a fucking idiot and need to sleep when you think "my nigga" will beat the robot baka desu senpai

>>37582775
since when is there random physical violence during class times at university? are you sure this wasn't just a dream you had after watching '80s teen dramas

>>37583002
This. Chads are social wizards. The "nice" attitude they project is nearly always superficial.

Remember, Chad does not need to bring you down. Chad is never the bully, those are Brads and who you're confusing Chads with. Chad is top tier, the highest on the scale and as such isn't insecure, he knows nobody will take him down, so he doesn't need to put down others. Chad got there for his natural looks, charisma and friendliness to everyone. Everyone likes Chad and Chad likes you, its why he's so popular, he can freely talk to anyone. He's ignorant, sure, can be dumb and his advice of "Just be yourself" is shit but he means no harm.

Brad is the asshole. Brad wants that top spot and has to defend his current position as he COULD lose it. So he has to put others down, including you. He has to remind everyone of their place as its his only way to secure it.

>>37584463
and beta losers are always up front and honest.

>>37584495
also most Chads know their power level. They know that they would look like an asshole picking on a lowly loser. If anything Chads will be relentless on Brads because they often scheme to take him down.

>>37581958
>risking my precious life in order to save some normie

Yeah, no thanks

>>37582854
LOL most robots haven't been treated like shit. They're just paranoid and so THINK they have. I was the same when I was a kid. Thought the world was out to get me and that I was doomed to never get a girl, turns out I just needed to chill the fuck out. Everything was fine, I was just being an ass constantly

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>>37580972
Every chad ive ever met has tried to help me in some way

>Yo bro come hang out with me sometime i'll totally get you laid!
>Ha, bro dont even sweat it, you're an alright looking guy, you've got the whole nerdy relaxed thing going on, chicks dig that
>Dude I know this girl that would totally love you

They're all just being nice, I was called a disgusting mongoloid all through high school and now im suddenly expected to believe I look like a normal functioning member of society.

>>37584495
T. Chad.

Not falling for it buddy.

>>37584495
I think this mythologizing and imaginary sub-classifications (Brads, separation of normies and Chads, etc.) is getting a little out of hand. There are nice Chads but they're the minority. Chads don't bully people out of some kind of competitive pressure. They do it for sheer communal enjoyment, and to reinforce the social hierarchy (just like how in the wild unthreatening beta animals still get attacked by higher ranking members of the pack).

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>>37584660
>Most robots aren't treated like shit.

This is what Chads actually believe.

>>37584696
This 100%.

Don't listen to Chads tell you otherwise. Everyone is out to get robots.

>>37584673
This is my best friend to a t. Guy thinks I'm hot shit and could get laid just like him, don't know what he sees.

>>37584673
He might not make you into some player but if he's a Chad he could surely teach you how to get some pussy. It's no shame to get help hooking up.

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>>37582775
Stfu man, nice roleplay there

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Gaaahhh. Chads are super normies why would they be our allies

>>37584495
Kinda sounds like bullshit you made up.

Then again, I was the biggest bully in school and girls liked me at that time. When most of them moved on and I stopped bullying I lost that "position".

That kind of ruined people for me. I despise them for the fact that they only liked me when I bullied others.

>>37582854
Thing is, the abusers and bullies are either normies or cuntchads. The typical chad is a dumb-to-clever nice guy.

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i used to listen to the howard stern show. and there is a nerd on the staff called JD and another guy called Jared. and Jared tries to be friendly and nice to JD but JD refuses his friendship because he is so envious of Jarreds ability to get non stop 10's.
this is a classic example of a nerd hating on a Chad even though the Chad is trying to be nice and friendly. all you chad haters needs to watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ0CGU4ncnY

>>37585028
Yeah chads gonna fuck your gf when you pass out.

>>37584660
LOL, yeah bro, LOL. People are like, never mistreated and abused, LOL. That's just a myth of course, when will they learn that they need to just chill out?

Kill yourself you thick headed knuckle dragger. Your stupidity embarrasses everyone around you.

>>37580972

no they arent. at best, theyll use you to make girls think hes a good guy because hes 'helping you out'

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>>37582015
you're on the hook line and sinker faggot

>>37580972
Are they both the same person?