/britfeel/ General Election edition

>>37579221
1st for we're all doomed

Loving that OP image. I'll probably head out to vote in an hour

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I couldn't convince mummy to draw a Gondola

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>>37579281
Who you voting for lad?
I hope it's Jezza

Blimey lads, so i went to vote today and there was several large burly muslim men hanging outside the polling station

They made me uncomfortable but I ignored it and went inside, however there was more inside just hanging around, looking a bit intimidating.

I went and asked the official what all these strange men were doing here and it was then that i noticed all the officials were muslim as well.

The official told me that the men were here to make sure people voted for 'the right candidate' this scared me so I quickly voted and tried to leave

On my way out one of the men handed me a pamphlet and told me I would 'be needing this soon' i said thanks and left sharpish.

the pamphlet was entitled 'how to convert to islam'

>>37579221
Just got back from the polls lads, my dog got given a bunch of biscuits which was nice

>confidently stride into polling station
>clearly speak my name and address in a booming voice
>it's not on the list sir, you've gone to the wrong polling station
>isn't this the Methodist Church?
>no this is the town hall

For fucks sake lads it even has decorative stained windows on the front how was I supposed to know

>>37579351
Bloody hell, post pamphlet lad

>>37579340
It's going to be Jezza, but was considering Gondola. In the end though I know I'd regret it if I didn't.

>>37579365
Creasing m8. How long have you lived there?

>>37579351
Anything worse than a lad with a cuckold fetish?

>>37579365
The absolute state of your autism lad.

>>37579394
Over three years. This is the first time I have ever had occasion to visit the town hall or the methodist church.

>>37579397
Bit harsh lad, easy mistake to make

Bumped into the wife's dad up the town lads. Looked like he wanted to punch my face in.
Kinda wish he did, always want to kick his smug puss in.
5 minutes later he would have seen me with the girl I cheated on his daughter with.

Just voted lads. Voted for corbyn lol

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If the poll from yesterday indicate something, UKIP might steal enough votes to keep May from keeping her PM title.

>>37579340
>voting for the party that elected Tony Blair

Christ, I guess its time for them to do their old tricks again.

I'm going to vote for what i want lads. And all i want is life beyond the thunderdome.

What is your polling station lads?

Mines a primary school less than a minutes walk from my house.

>>37579422
At least we aren't pulling another Thatcher/Cameron. Besides, what has he done other than the war that was so bad?

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I just want to go home desu. At least it's quiet today, expected it to be busy because of the election~

Just four hours of suffering left for me, how are you boys doing?

>>37579443
My one is the high school at the bottom of my road.

>>37579365
>Methodist Church
Nasty stuff. Don't blame you for not wanting to check it out.

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Driving lesson today lads

>>37579421
>UKIP
>Still relevant

Voting's gay.

>>37579452
Where do you work lad?
Got a feeling my work is gonna be mobbed near the closing of the poll stations because of the last ditch voters.

>>37579485
Desu I work at Greggs. Please no bullying! Where do you work anon?

>>37579448
Can't believe you just too foo foo something like a war, but Blair introduced tuition fees onto our great nation.

>>37579464
Would rather neck myself than go back to my old school tbqh, can't imagine how the memories would flood back

>>37579443
the so called Evron Centre town hall

>>37579480
>wtf I hate voting now

>>37579497
Everyone loves Greggs lad.

You're providing a vital service

>>37579466
The qt who smiled and ticked my name off made it worth it tbqh

>>37579497
Having to lay off the Gregg's mesen. It was always a tikka baguette and a choice of: bean slice, cheese and onion, pulled pork or a rare steak bake. Festive bake is the best desu

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>>37579340

> Communist
> Sympathises with ISIS, Muslims and IRA
> Got caught shagging Dianna Abbot in an alleyway

No thanks mate.

>>37579497
McDees. No shame in Gregg's lad. A job is a job.
>>37579508
Not my high school. I moved town and soon as I could afford my own place.

>>37579221
Love it (as always). I don't see the difference between these and Hogarth etching tbqh.


"A decade of /Britfeels/: The digital outsider art of the digital outsider".

Someone who actually makes these do the exhibition before I can't help myself anymore.
Art is about concept and relevance, this vaults the bar with ease.

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So lads, while I was voting I went to a fish shop to but fish of fucking coarse and while I was in I saw a bunch of kids, playing and making shit tons of noise.

So I'm kinda glad I'm a hopeless virgin, I don't think I'd be a good father. Do you think you'd be decent?

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>>37579221

can't vote for conservatives now since the whole internet censor thing

no party will stop chavs getting their "bennys" or houses, Instead they will continue festering and shitting up areas with dss council houses

these people are getting paid more than working people and still commit crimes and be all around general pieces of shit

the area I am currently in has had the riot police and some-one apparently the other month put a dog in a bin bag and set it on fire

we need a cap on benefits, they just breed on it

It costs 525 a month to live in this hell hole because its near the city while the council wipes their bums and pats them on the back

I am slap bang in a middle of a council estate

>>37579452
how does it feel knowing you are going to be the weird old man with no friends who doesn't say a word in the back of class at uni

its a bad feel i didnt last long

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>ywn get tucked in and read a bedtime story by papa

>5 months ago
>brand new kebab shop opens under my flat
>slick paint job, nice furniture, banging
>pop in inquiring what time they shut
>lad clean as a whistle behind the counter tells me 7.30pm
>thinking that can't be right, whats he playing at
>today the shop is closing down
>never saw anyone eat there

Any lads got any idea what happened here? They were Muslim.

>>37579592
You barely get anything on the dole. They get money for having kids and if you took that money away it would mean letting kids starve.

>>37579645
Border Police came for their asses

>>37579645
very few people want that shit when sober

>>37579443
Mine is an independent Evangelical ministry. Whatever that means.

>we will tax the rich to pay for things!
>what happens when the rich move their money or just leave because they dont like their taxes being so high?
>uhhh... well you see, ehhh... m-muh socialism...

>>37579654
Don't correct him, he's middle class and just sees daily mail articles about people earning 50k a year on the dole and think it applies to everyone.

>>37579674
means it's evangelical and independent

>>37579645
A Thai place opened up below my work and I'm pretty sure it was a money laundering scheme. All the people were Chinese even though it was Thai food. There was no seats and it was basically just an empty room and a counter. It shut after a couple months.

How do people sit there and watch tv for hours? Got the tv on now because I wanted something on while downstairs waiting for my brother. All the show are such fucking pleb tier. The tv shows are either quiz show, shittiy date shows, shit yank comedies and decent tv shows that are half way through a season.

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>>37579645
Maybe they picked a shitty place for business.

My town has two kebab shops, and I swear this is true, but one time the son of one of them got a job there and started burning the food, putting roaches in it, and even spitting on the floor all the time.

Kebab places are strange really.

>>37579721
I don't know really. I was bored one day so I was watching Die Hard when I walked past and it was on. The constant adverts just pull you right out of it.

>>37579708
Had a buffet owned by the Chinese mafia near where I lived, no one would eat there because it was so awful, well i went there once to check it out and basically the mobsters sat in the back smoking cigars and speaking in chinky, I went to get some food and the noodles they had on the side were ones from a microwave pack except they didn't add water too them, literally dehydrated lumps of noodles. I got the meal for free because they really didn't give a fuck.

Few months later after it had been open for 8+years it was deserted, walking past it you would see just a wall of flies against the windows from all the rotten food in there still on the side.

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>hes unironicly voting for labour
hahaha anon! This is why your a virgin loser ;^)

>>37579757
Mad isn't it. My mum has told me you have to pay for all these channels as part of the internet package. When i move out, I don't want to pay for any of this. I will never watch tv. I would rather put the radio on while eating or doing stuff around the house

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>>37579654

>you barley get anything on the dole

you get 75 every week
you get more money if you have kids
you get DSS that rents you a house
you get a free house from the council
you get free dentists
you don't have to pay for meds at the docs
you can get tax money back

you probably got workers allowance once which is enough to travel

> if you took that money away it would mean letting kids starve.
no because they also have food vouchers now, which I found out about while I had to wait behind for 30min as they abused them. All I had was tinned beans and baked potatoes

the women at the till was upset by it

>>37579697
I am not middle-class, I actually come from the original definition of a working class area,my mom has never had a job that earned over 12k and my dad now lives on his army pension

theses people don't even work and live on hand-outs and an asbo is showing how "hard" they are

>>37579606
I'm 24 and there's plenty older than me in my class, very few 18 year olds, average I'd say is 21

>reading labour manifesto
>"we want to increase taxes for those earning more than 80k a year"
>hmm, thats an interesting number. i wonder why corbyn chose 80k
>look up how much he earns himself
>75k

really makes you think

>>37579833
Really rattled my brain snakes, definitely going to go out and vote for the tories now as they have never done anything solely protect the money in their own pockets.

>>37579833
He's suffering with you all, he feels your pain

>>37579833
you realise if he wins he'd get the PM's salary which is about 150k a year

>>37579833
>what about the PMs salary of 149,440 he would hypothetically get

>>37579819
75 is barely anything if you take into consideration all the bills you have to pay

They should be housed etc, its not the early 19th century lad. The problem isn't how much money they receive, it's working class culture. The dole should do more and put them in an education/self improvement program.

>food vouchers

First i have heard of them. I have just googled this and nothing really came up.

>>37579888
>>37579889
all his mp mates still earn that much though

>>37579940
as would all his tory enemies?

>>37579953
so? the point is hes all for taxes and impoverishing people, as long as it doesnt effect him and those close to him

>>37580004
Do you really need all that money? What are you gonna do, buy a boat. Give some to the working class, they need it more to fund JD and their local weed dealer. Don't be such a greedy devil.

>>37579928
It does but only compliant punters get sent on it.
I know, I did "Introduction to Word Processing".
The average education level in the room was post-graduate, not that this did you any favours.
Imagine a beaten down room of engineers, programmers, accountants etc. sniggering at a woman doing hunt and peck on a keyboard who can't spell who is telling us 'how to begin a business letter'.
I imagine a similar atmosphere at a Maoist reeducation camp.

My dad did even better, he got sent on a college course he was running as a volunteer. It took about ten people's signatures to excuse him from it.

>>37579928

>rents payed for
>don't have to pay council tax
>gas an electric is 83 in you are in all day
>thats 217 left
>you now have food vouchers
>you have 217 savings

this is if you are single, it really opens up once you start spawning kids

>>37580053
even if he gets elected, which he wont, all the taxes wouldnt even go towards the working class.
read through his policies for yourself, youll see that everything he does is for the middle class

>>37579928

here is one program fucktard there is more, you are being purposely stupid

https://www.healthystart.nhs.uk/

theres a shit tone more and sometimes based on what council

>>37579221
Thanks to the lad who posted the OP.

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Who here /ready for life in airstrip one/?

Cannot be bothered to trek out in the rain to vote lads, probably just going to leave it this time round

>>37580060
Lol you're exaggerating everything. Food vouchers only allow you to get some vegetables and milk. The rent and tax isn't paid for, it is reduced.

I think you're taking the piss or you have not looked into any of this. With a Google search I know this is bull shit

>>37579928
The only programme that gibsmedats should be in is a rock breaking programme.

>>37579708
>All the people were Chinese even though it was Thai food.
That doesn't mean much though. Lots of Japanese places in London are full of chink workers.

>>37580128
Feeling the same right now but I'll be going later.

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MOVE OVER BEST BREAD COMING THROUGH YOU LIMEY CUNTS

>>37580088
Lol this is just some extra food to encourage healthy eating. It is a good thing. It is not enough to feed them

>>37580128
I am about to say something very un-comfy to you anon and would only do so on this special day.

Get up and vote.

I've just voted in a gale, you should have seen the line of zimmer frames and old folks propping each other or leaning every five yards on a shopping basket thing coming up the road.

This is why they'll get cradle to grave everything and retired at 55 owning a house with a fat pension and we won't.

>>37580144

I know people who don't work and have enough money to go on holiday

you are being willfully ignorant and probably claiming

this is your life now

>>37580056
I'm talking more projects that will encourage them to read more and open their mind. So they spend their time becoming decent people while they are on the dole and not just watching tv all day

>>37580179
>Get up and vote.
I'm so comfy in bed though lad. It's not like my one vote is going to change anything

>>37580181
Some people lie to get more money or they earn on the side. Holidays are also not that expensive if you save up.

Will probably vote conservative, mainly because I put a 10bongs on them winning.

>>37579497
How do Greggs prepare their food?

Is it really all made from scratch or do they save time and ship frozen bread and shit you heat up in the microwave?

>>37580128
Rain? where do you live?

Kent is nice right about now

don't even know how i feel towards normies anymore.

on the one hand the group i was drinking with at uni were okay, but on the other i completely gave up on flatmates (and have since given up on some of the other groups i was drinking with.) as a meme.

it's like i want to be a recluse but there's still that one small (lying) piece of light that things might be better if i go towards it. (actually, even with the one group that was okay, i tended to get bored and while still having conversations, etc, actually just run around in my own head while socializing for the benefit of others around me only.)

i mean i know i'm a recluse but i'm a recluse who sort of vaguely would like people if they could like people.

or maybe i hate people but don't want to admit it.

either way, home now.

>>37580211

thats the whole argument you retard

4 choices for me

Don't like Labour
Don't like Tories
Don't like Lib Dems
Don't like Greens

Why will people be mad at me if I choose to not vote for any party I don't believe in?

Just been for a vote in a shipping container lads

Broken Britain

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>>37579819
>you get DSS that rents you a house
>you get a free house from the council
These are memetic for most people on bennies nowadays.
They've been selling off tons of council houses but not building many more.

>>37580226
No it isn't you soft cunt. The whole argument is that they earn too much money on benefits. You're a fucking mong. Actually follow the argument if you're gonna reply.

just voted for labour lads, the few old biddies that were there just glared at me like they knew who i voted for lmao

>>37580211
Nothing is that expensive if you save up you spanner

>>37580203
>>37580234

The point isn't who you vote for, its that you are counted as voting. Spoil (or indeed, spurdo) the paper if you have to.

In the 80s, when the youth vote started to fall, they used to joke about what a government could do to get elected if there is absolutely no point doing anything for anyone under 50. Haha, crazy bants.

The joke got less funny when it was turned into the Tory manifestos from 2010 onwards.

>>37580258

they do gimp boy, you are probably a work dodger or ex-student

>>37580270
So then why is them going on holiday an implication that they receive a lot on benefits?

>>37580234
Go and spoil your ballot lad. Draw a photorealistic image of gondola or some shit.

>>37580144
if you get a food bank referral then you will get three days of food from them

>>37580282
Fuck off turning the argument into something else you weird mong. If you want to vent about this, fucking argue with someone else

>>37580293

you are probably in your early 20s,when you leave its going to wreck your brain on what people are getting away with

>>37580280
I'm not trekking out for 40 minutes in the rain just to spoil my ballot lad. I'd vote for wor Jezza but just contemplating if the trade off is worth it

Going to spoil my vote. Probably going to write fuck 'em all. Any suggestions?

>>37580323

you sound like you are spoofing disability's

hope you go down for it m8

>>37579571
you sayin you wouldnt have a poke at Dianna Abbot?

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>>37580344
Gondola, lad. The official /britfeel/ candidate.

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>>37580344
I'd aim for something fairly visible on the off-chance you can spot it in a vote counting montage on BBC1.

>>37580360
Fuck off im not that autistic

>>37580344
apparently the election agents get to look at the spoiled ballots

you should write something really long that appears to be building to "and thus i will vote for..." and then "fucking nobody" to wind them up.
(but don't put it at the end, then continue with some padding so that they have to read 95% of it.)

>>37580372
Yes you are, lad. You're on /r9k/.

Anybody else planning to get comfy with snacks and stay up to see the results? Channel 4 have got Paxman and David Mitchell hosting, should be good

>>37580397
I'll watch the start and end, with sleep in between

>>37580397
mini digestives, mini roles and a large aero bar from spar lad. Was going to grab some cider too but I want to revise for my uni exams next week.

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>>37580397
>David Mitchell
wait what

>>37580397
The way Paxo has gone lately I assume David Mitchell is there as the straight man.

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>>37579221
>go to polling station
>they ask for my address
>say current address (moved last week)
>say that this isn't the correct voting booth
>bit pissed because I walked 20 mins but I agree because beta
>walk down the road and realize that the registered card says my old location
>walk back in
>everyone notices and makes a scene about my return
>"anon are you lost haha"
>wait for official to get off phone, too beta to get his attention
>"I-I just noticed that the register card has my old address"
>he asks for the road
>"Hilltop"
>"which hilltop anon?"
>"Hilltop is the road"
>he laughs and realizes that I am 18 and this is my first vote
>they congratulate me when I put my ballot in, hand clapping and everything
>nervously laughing and abruptly leave
Why can't I vote like a normal person.

i might have had a card through the post telling me where to go to vote but i'm not sure. my memory is terrible. had a look round the house but can't find 1. i don't even know where my local polling station is.
we're fucked no matter who's in charge anyway so it's not like it matters

REEEEEEEEEEE THEY ONLY HAD 50p JAM DOUGHNUTS AGAIN

I BOUGHT ONE THIS TIME BUT FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAITROSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A HIGH END SUPERMARKET, I COULD GET A JAM DOUGHNUT AT ANY OLD PLEB FOOD ESTABLISHMENT

>>37580446
postal vote you spaz, surely that is the only robot way to vote

>>37580450
You can check online anon

>>37580460
I go in person to spite the police

>>37580446
its just banter m8 calm down

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It barks at no one else but me
Like it's seen a ghost
I guess it seen the sparks a-flowing
No one else would know

Hey man slow down, slow down
Idiot, slow down, slow down

Sometimes I get overcharged
That's when you see sparks
You ask me where the hell I'm going
At a thousand feet per second

Hey man slow down, slow down
Idiot slow down, slow down

Hey man slow down, slow down
Idiot slow down, slow down

>>37580397
I am doing A2 exams this month so need the sleep

>>37580324
No one mentioned people on benefits doing work on the side etc.

I know people do it. We should not lower benefits and punish all people because some people lie.

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When will the UK stop being such a cuck?

>>37579351
Britcucks get dicked by muslim chavs ahahahahahahahha fucking wanker

>>37580430
Interesting David Mitchell thing. He is on an episode of 'car share' with Robert Llewellyn (who invented the format and got nothing for it as far as I can tell).
Anyhow, theres this really weird bit where he starts ranting about Germany being insufficiently punished for World War 2 and whether it needs to be revisited as a scandal. Which seemed a bit out of character but apparently he wrote he thesis on it.

I'd really like to be a fly on the wall in the Mitchell-Coren household. She took the piss out of him unremittingly when he was on celebrity "Only Connect". I assume they either sit there in silence or its the kind of thing you could sell tickets to.

>>37580397
Fuck that who cares who wins.

I'm getting snacks and staying up 3 days straight for E3 though.

>>37580466
yeah that would only say where it is though wouldn't it. i don't even know if i'm registered at this address. i was at my mums but nothings gone there for me.

Just voted Labour lads

>>37580489
>people on benefits doing work on the side

kek, they sit outside and drink beer all day

I might document this street

>telling my gp about my mental health problems
>tell her that the psychiatrist she referred me to wants me to get tested for autism
>she visibly smirks

put a damper on my day desu

>>37580555
Some do to get extra cash and chest the system. They work cash in hand jobs. I used to know some bloke that worked for a building firm on the side and claimed job seekers

>>37580526
>cares more about video games than the future of your country

Hello child

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>it's a friends talk about politics all day while I'm trying to play my video games kind of episode

Dubs decides who I vote for

My wife and both her kids (no memes, please) just voted Labour. It's almost as if you dumb Labour cucks want abortion to be legalised in Northern Ireland and "a government for women, with a cabinet of at least 50% women".

>>37580632
Get on your bike and fuck off then lad

Mary Hopkin looked pretty cute, desu

>>37580634
Conservatives

votebl0x

>>37580634
Draw a box underneath the rest, put the name as Karen and vote for her.

>>37580360
Sexy Kev is you batty.

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>>37580634
I'm voting cons because the one cunt in our group chat who actually votes keeps banging on about shit nobody cares about. My vote for cons will negate his vote for labour so it'll be a crease I reckon

>>37580634
Gondola, desu. Or Shipman.

>>37580675

Be sure to tell him lad

>tfw local muslims gathered outside of my local polling station
>ask me who im voting for as i approach
>"l..labour"
>in you go bruv

>>37580688
And the doubles have spoken and since there's two choices vote for both of them.

>>37580214
I just voted labour. Mainly because I also had a 10 bong bet on them.

>>37580709
honestly a little upset that there's nobody like that where i live, since it would constitute some kind of social interaction.

especially because of the implicit approval in letting you go through.

>>37580688
Gondola will install his fascist regime tomorrow it seems

>>37580724
Made a few quid off Labour on by-elections last year but didn't bother this time.

Voted Christian Peoples Alliance, lads

>>37580525
Thanks for reminding me of that show anon, used to watch it religiously when it was on youtube. He had some great guests and top bants. Went to dave or something in the end didnt it?

>>37580724

Got a niggling feeling that I should have put my 10 on them instead of the conservatives. Will be surprised if come tomorrow morning Labour get in.

>>37580768
What do you stand to win with conservatives? Like 2 bong?

>Voted Labour
>Went home and sent a message to the liberal girl I've been crushing on for ages but never spoken to
>"Hey, I just voted Labour haha x)"
>No response for an hour
>Sent her a friend request
>Two minutes later I see that I can't send her another message, apparently I've been blocked

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>>37580397
I usually do but I shan't be this time, what an awfully shit election. I'll spoil it too, Tories will get a seat majority

>job interview on monday for a job I'm pretty much gauranteed to get

how do I explain to my manager at my current job I'm leaving after 4 weeks lads?

lads
just to make sure

on the polling card you only need to enter a cross in the candidate box right? there's no space for writing in your name that i missed because i've got poor eyesight.

>>37580792

>haha

Oh God anon

>>37580791
Stand to make 26 if they get an over 40% majority. An outright vote would have made me pennies.

My dad thinks I'm gay because I called myself "Trap Lover" in Town of Salem

>>37580792
She is probably seeing someone lad

>>37580792
A fair amount of US style "hillary" liberals don't like Jezza. Might have been that. Also could have been the fact you just messaged her about politics after years of not talking with the message
>"Hey, I just voted Labour haha x)"

>>37580850
I doubt he knows what a trap is.

>>37580850
Why does your dad not only watch you play town of salem but also know what a trap is?

>>37580883
haha anon is an anal baby

>>37580898
Haha anon was birthed through his mums penus

>>37580880
>>37580883
He came into my room to give me a meal deal, and he definitely knows

>>37580798
get voting right now lad. you need to vote labour.

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>one day without fluoxetine
>bulimic hunger is back in full force

This is really unbearable lads. I don't want to be an out of control mess again with no self restraint. But I am so hungry desu. I was doing really well too~

this is the worst election that I've been able to vote in

>purposefully rushed because mummy may thought she could get a quick boost to tory power
>turns out mummy may is borderline unelectable
>turns out it's not a horrific disaster because she's running against a clown nostalgic socialist who wants to bring back the good old days of post-war socialism mixed with current day globalist multiculturalist horseshit, and isn't too fussed with having exact financial figures because money is a tory thing
>both of them will only result in a worse Britain than we have today

Why is everyone voting Labour? Don't you realise that Labour will lead to the extinction of traditional moral values?

>voted labour, went with my dad and brother who both voted tory

I got cancelled out lads.

On the bright side the labour candidate is called Teresa Murray, and that's probably close enough to Theresa May to fool a few plebs

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>girl I used to go to parties and do drugs with just put a status on saying how she went to the shop for the first time alone and won't let anxiety control her life
>she constantly has a boyfriend and gets one right away after she breaks up with her current
>she took my virginity because she felt bad for me being 18 and still a virgin

am I being memed here lads, is this some joke I'm missing out on

>>37580947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bavZbQHbuOk
Turn the subs on.

>>37580800
Just stop turning up if you want since the reference doesn't matter. Though I would just say to them, someone where I work gave one days notice once~

>>37580950
Wasnt corbs vocally anti globalist?

>>37580953
>traditional moral values?

And the conservatives protect those?

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>>37580953
>morality
lol what a meme lad.

I miss Big Dave ;_;

>>37580962
idk maybe her anxiety is just a recent thing and its not like women need to really do anything to get a bf.

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>>37580953
>traditional
>moral
>values
Those are some nice ghost stories you've got there kiddo

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>>37581013
I don't, the dodgy cunt

>>37580806

why would you enter your name on an anonymous vote?

did i just fall for the bait?

>>37580953
>to the extinction of traditional moral values?

you do know that morals change and evolve?

>>37581004
So you'd be fine with me killing a member of your family or someone close to you? It wouldn't matter, because morality is just a meme, right?

>>37581035
Morals are absolute and divinely-inspired.

I love election night lads. Its the only time I actually watch TV.

Just got back. A fella was sat outside and asking for the number off the card. The people who give you the ballots said he doesnt need it. What was he doing?

>>37580962

Woman anxiety is very different to man anxiety, they tend to shout all about it and can still function perfectly well in social situations, they just feel a bit stressed sometimes.

Well, that's not always the case but most of the time anyway. It's an attention thing.

what time will we find out the election results?

been wondering why the fuck my browser has been so slow, then finally realised it's cause I'd only gone and installed the 32-bit version!

now the 64 version is back to how I remember it before

>>37581055
t. MORAL man
was reading his twitter today and found out he is a climate change denier kek

>>37581058
Either a Tory or labour member trying to get an idea of how the polls are going to go and also to list down who they need to start sending more propaganda to

Bet when I get my autism assessment they'll give me some theory-of-mind task and I'll ace it because working through it mechanically is relatively easy, so they'll assume the ability to plot things out like that actually applies in real life and laugh me out of the building for showing up.

(i.e. "i know you know he knows she knows" problems. When you're doing it bit-by-bit it's really easy, but juggling it in real life is next to impossible, so it's basically only useful for pre-planning lies instead of interpreting the world.)

That's what I get for scamming people in runescape I suppose.

>>37581058
the people outside are busybody's who's job it is to count how many people vote. they ask for your number because you can only vote if you're on the registered list. if you just ignored him and walked in you could still vote and he'd probably be pissed off.

>>37581058

They use the numbers to see who has voted and then figure out who hasn't, and then go door knocking to ask them to vote for their party

>>37581095

better cut the power off in your house you are killing the earth

>>37581116
Thats what i did. I didnt have my card so he said i could write it down when i get my ballot. Too much effort and seemed dodgy so i just walked past without looking at him on the way out.

>>37581125
only CANNABIS would cause a man to do such a stupid thing

>>37581105
Mine wasnt anything like that. Went with mummy and they just asked us questions about my behaviour. Low empathy, basically a machine, blah blah

Something came in the post today from Germany. I wonder what it could be.

Lads ever felt so guilty or shameful youre nauseated and even physically sick?

>>37581185
didn't they get you to organize pictures with people in them to tell a story, or do a test where you have to answer what box a girl thinks a marble will be in, or so on?

my dad thinks corbyn is a communist.

>>37581209
He's not wrong lad.

>>37581209
Your dad is correct.

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>tfw failed physics
>daddy's gf going brazzzy again
>tfw when God is smiting you for failing

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>>37580939
might go later lad, can't be arsed washing so I'll just change my clothes and hope for the best, might go at like 8 or 9 when the bulk of wageslaves have already been though desu

almost destroyed all my stuff in anger but managed to power it all down and sit in my car outside for an hour to calm down

>>37581199
calm down lad. voting ukip isnt that bad

>>37581202
No but i think that might be more for kids. I was diagnosed as an adult a few years ago. When is your appointment? Is it nhs?

>>37581218
>>37581219
>a reheated bennite social democrat who wants the british government to run power stations instead of the paying the french government to do it is a communist interested in overthrowing the bourgoise and handing industries to the workers.

>>37581235
>so I'll just change my clothes and hope for the best,

you will only be in the place for about 20 secs so it does not really matter

well its good that you calmed down. why were you so angry?

>>37581209
Isn't he socialist?

>>37581253
two months, and yeah it's NHS.

they want me to do a DISCO test and ADOS, i think it was reading about one of those i saw they want you to put pictures in order, but i can't find any actual testing material or anything to check in advance.

(i'm not trying to lie and fake it or anything, but not knowing makes me uneasy because i might mislead them unintentionally one way or the other.)

>>37581202
>>37581253
Although saying that the first time i did the marble test i failed. Yes i was an adult. I understand it now and see where i went wrong. I have to think about perspectives logically rather than however normals do it

>>37581266
If you wanna use specific labels he's a social democrat.

>>37580599
>my country

lol, I'm a permanently unemployed NEET the fuck do I care about the future of the country

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>>37581197
It had a very sweet letter attached

>>37581264
Just life lad, Sometimes all my problems turn into frustration and my head hurts unbearably like its going to explode - so much so I just clutch my head and go on the floor or start punching walls etc. I've controlled it well thus far

>>37581288
I see. mine was probably different because I had a longer waiting time for the nhs test so i went private. DISCO is just an intensive interview i think, dont know what the other one is. look it up before you go so you know what to expect but i doubt its a test you can revise for. they want a picture of who you are not how good your memory is. (although memory skills did come up in my interview.)

So these autism tests, what do they test exactly? I feel as if I'd fail them all since I've learnt to pretend to be a normie over the years but still suspect I'm on the spectrum

>>37580664
this is a good idea lad, might steal this

>>37581335
i understand. i havent punched a wall or door for a while, maybe a few, but i used to when i was extremely angry. i have put two holes in my wall and a few holes in my door.

>>37581321
open it lad. i am curious

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>>37581321
It was Mado all along!
Post waifus.

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>>37581404
>tfw no gf to stab you and end it all

Tories for the gulags

UKIP in the streets

Lib dems at the back seats

Green party picking teeth

repeat after me

>>37581419
>Cheat on GF
>Cuts balls off
Close enough

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>>37581404
here you go lad, the waifu

>>37581572
>TFW need to get a waifh because RL relationship was a mistake.

>>37581312
Selfish bastard. You are in this position because of your country.

Have fun at the gulags

>>37581609
hahahahahahahaha

You think I give a fuck about being seen as a leech? If people give out free money I'm gonna take it, I don't care who's in power the free money will always be there.

>people going around my street with megaphones telling people to vote labour
>knocked on my door, thought it was a package from DHL so checked
>was these dumb cunts spouting their shit

ffs lads

>>37581682
what are you expecting lad

>/BRITFEEL/ EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435
>EXIT POLL FOR /BRITFEEL/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435
>/BRITFEEL/ EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435
>EXIT POLL FOR /BRITFEEL/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435

>>37581655
This exactly why you are scum. You use free resources to do nothing but consume. Absolute disgrace to your ancestors

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>>37581682
They sound like good lads. Do your part, vote Labour.

>>37581722
>60% labour

I'm proud of you boys

>>37581748
All I hear from you is "wahhhhh why don't you follow the social guilt trip I do!".

What do I have to gain from not being a leech? Nothing, except some vague promise of "oh you'll feel better about yourself" and "you'll be contributing to society". I don't CARE about society, I only care about myself.

>muh ancestors

Oh please, everybodies ancestors were chads and stacies. Fuck them.

>>37581682
if you're not memeing, this is so stupid. what happened to keeping our votes to ourselves? same with celebs thinking we care who they support.

>stomach hurts because haven't eaten in two days

th-thanks for the sanction mummy may, just 20 days to go.

>>37581790
>normies care about improving them selves

Absolute retard. The point is to improve yourself because it advocates greatness. If everyone has your mind set, we would have nothing

>>37581771
Fuck off.

You're selling a fucking lie lad

gonna take a nap, hope I wake up in time to go vote haha

>>37581831
What lie would that be?

>>37581824
>greatness
Nice spook ;)

>>37581840
Change, nothing will change. He won't live up to any promises, they never do, they're all the same, power hungry gimps. Now fuck off you political trendy wanker.

>>37581824
>Absolute retard. The point is to improve yourself because it advocates greatness.
I don't care about "greatness". Improving yourself is overrated.

>If everyone has your mind set, we would have nothing
Yeah but we don't, we have brainwashed chads and stacies to go out and make the world comfortable to live in. Why would I give up my time to join them when I can be a leech and reap the same rewards?

>>37581868
Hahaha. You are silly wanker who does not understand the effect of policies.

>>37581799
I doubt he's memeing, my street had the exact same thing this morning

>>37581878
how much do you live off lad

>>37581890
>m-muh policies
You're an idiot who believes a snake oil salesman.

>>37581878
Your whole view of the world comes from memes. No point in talking to you. You're a lost cause

Enjoy the feelings of lonliless, no identity, and contemplation of suicide.

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>>37581919
>Enjoy the feelings of lonliless, no identity, and contemplation of suicide.


haha yeah I will

>>37581919
>Enjoy the feelings of lonliless, no identity, and contemplation of suicide.

lol, you mean the same feelings wagies whine about non fucking stop? I feel sorry for you.

>>37581903
fuck me... dont they realise they might be damaging their chances? i mean every party suffers cock ups but this is some annoying gay shit.

>>37581910
>>37581910
No, you're an idiot if you're being serious haha. This is exactly why the elite have power because regards like you still think we have no voice. Be a good boy for the elite and keep this talk up. You whole mind set is established by propaganda and you don't know it hahahaha

>>37581682
should tell them you're voting conservative because of what they're doing.

>>37581930
>and contemplation of suicide.
CAUSE IM LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME IM FINE

>parents said if I don't vote they're raising my board

some good democracy right there lads

>>37581907
I live with my parents and get jobseekers

>>37581945
You sound nervous or underage I'm not sure which. Either way nothing will change, nothing has ever changed. Keep deluding yourself though, I was young once too.

>>37581934
Bollocks. Neets are a lot worse off. Hobbies are meant to be something you do in your spare time, not something you do all the time because it then becomes a job. There is no escapism if your whole life is playing games, and going on 4chan.

Everything you do is meaningless because you have no identity. You will probably die regretting all the decisions you made.

>>37582031
>Work makes you free
Alright, Fritz.

>>37582031
>You can't do what you want all the time or it will become a job
>so you should get a job
Fantastic logic from the wage slave. I can tell you have a very intellectually stimulating job.

>>37582020
It has though. You're just uneducated. Tell me how the policies by Thatcher didn't change society and didn't bet sudden the justice system? Tell me how policies by Tony Blair didn't plunge us into an illegal war in the middle east? Tell me how the policies in the late 19th century didn't facilitate the benefit system we have today?

I will be expecting a proper reply or you're clearly just talking shit

Gg

>a britfeeler's shopping blog 3 years from now if Corbychev wins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8LtQhIQ2AE

>>37582063
Fuck off, I'm eating.

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hopefully brit/pol/ has some stream going because I don't own a tv

might order something and get comfy

>>37582060
You have some free time with a job though. You know im right. Neets are more fucked than anyone. You're in denial.

Most of your time is meant to be spent working. Hobbies are a reward.

>>37582031
>because you have no Identity(TM)
Fuck off

>>37582109
After you eat then. I meant net widening too, something you should know about as you're so educated on policy making.

>>37581790
I like this guy. He's honest

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I wanna vote to feel like I am doing my bit but I don't want to vote because I know that we will get fucked in the arse regardless of who gets in.

Anyone else feel the same?

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>Just as I leave work the 6 guys appear for the night shift
>Ask them if they voted before work because the night shift finishes after polls close
>Non of them had
>They all support Labour.

>>37582126
You'll be waiting days lad, maybe fuck off didn't resonate with you too well.

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eac_1496862430

Footage of London terrorists being gunned down lads

>>37582155
hahaha. proved my point. you should shut the fuck about stuff you;re uneducated on.

didn't get chance to vote but I think Bradfords a labour strong hold anyway. all the pakis and the migration.

>>37582177
The absolute state of this bellend.

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Do you reckon the dark destroyer has blacked Jenny?

>>37582199
>still replying

now you should fuck off. you have already proved that you dont know what you're talking about

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Just got back from the polling station, lads.
Walked in and this really happy old chap directed me to the miserable old cunts working the polling station.

They took forever to find the two people (a really fat lady and her husband) on their list and then looked at ME (a nicely groomed 18 year old manlet) with disgust, asked for my info and gave me a ballot paper almost immediately.

Held my nose and voted for Big C, because even if he destroys the economy, at least I'll still have /britfeel/.

Bad experience except for the cool guy at the front of the building, 2/10, would not recommend.

>>37582176
God this shit is getting worse by the day. I'm in another country right now and the people here say they're scared if I go home I will get killed or something.

Obviously I know it's not like that but it does make you think, this is how people in other countries see britain now.

>>37582209
what happens on set stays on set

>>37582220
Well what country are you in now lad?

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anons post their seat predictions with an avatar
winner gets worshiped as the one true prophet of kev for all probably a day or so

>>37582176
>All 3 get out guns blazing even the driver
>Got out so quick they left the car in gear

Hardcore response from the police.

>brits vote for even more pakis
At least we'll soon live in a world without anglo trash

>>37582216
Alright twinkletoes, calm down I just called you a bellend lad.

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Just measured my bellend for the first time in a long time and I'm pretty sure it's about 17cm lads

Very happy 2bh except I'm a 5' 7 king of manlets and will never ever get the chance to show anyone

>>37581701
a package from DHL.

>>37582294
yes lad but what's in the package

>>37582176
that's mental. it looks like they sort of hide until that victim wanders along and then jump him. i thought they just go into a crowd swinging wildly. crazy stuff.

>>37582233
unironically nippon. everything is ridiculously safe here. I went in my friend's apartment the other day and when he left his new nikes and bag in the porch I almost said "dude your stuff will get stolen" then I realised nobody would do that here...

>>37582312
I dunno. I'm not that guy I'm afraid.

>>37582318
Do you speak the language? Isn't the cost of living very high? If you're an English teacher as I assume, what's the workload like?

>>37582313
Muslims are fucking scavengers lads

>>37582318
Japan has terrorism too you know

>>37582318
JET I'm assuming?

How easy was it to fit in? Were you good with kids before you started?

t. someone that would love to do JET but isn't sure if they're cut out for teaching

One of my internal organs been hurting last couple of days bit worried lads

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>grills liking my just voted status on normiebook
>they don't know I voted UKIP

>>37582220
>I'm in another country right now and the people here say they're scared if I go home I will get killed or something.

ridiculous. the chances of actually being hurt in a terrorist attack is like 1 in a million. if you dont live in a major city, you are almost guaranteed to be safe.

>>37582337
I speak the language well enough to have a part time job in a convenience store, where I have to use kenjougo/sonkeigo (language of different politeness levels).

It's cheap because I don't live in the meme that is Tokyo.

I don't think the work here is necessarily harder as much as it is longer hours. Like instead of Work Sleep Play repeat it's more like Work Sleep Work repeat. This is based off what my friends here say, I'm a student so I don't know personally.

>>37582412
what did you say lad?

i considered voting UKIP

fucking stupid angry me, think I've definitely broke my knuckle. it was only a love tap as well
what a tit, looks like i'm off to A+E

>>37582433
ebin lad? what did you punch fucking mad man

>>37582402
Feels like my liver or kidneys, should I drink anyway?

>>37582447
not him, just some twat with no self control

>>37582357
Japanese language student. I work at a convenience store part time.

I don't try too hard to fit in, but I have dark hair/eyes, and am short and thin and speak the language so that probably helps. Still obviously white though and wear sunglasses and bright color clothes and shit which people here don't seem to do.

>>37582112
We aren't "meant" to do anything. I'll admit I was a much happier person when I had a job but don't act like its some noble thing. If someone has found a way to circumvent working and is somehow happy, fair play to them. Obviously if everyone did it we'd be fucked but that's not the case is it.

>tfw used to live in barking until 3 months ago
>Used to walk past the KFC at the train station almost every week for years
>All that time the mudslimes I was disgusted by were plotting to kill dozens of people in the name of their goatfucker religion

I feel very vindicated right now

>>37582471
get yourself to A + E then lad.

thought you might of been ebin because he was going on about being angry and how he sometimes punches stuff

>>37582413
Some asians also think they have a high chance of being shot if they vacation to america. Idk if that's japanese people, this is all coming from chinese people in my language school.

Unrelated to the election

How do I tell off my fucking flatmate who's having the heating on during freaking summer? It's pissing me off

>>37582265

You're not defined by your height, idiot.

Also 5'7 is well below king of the manlets.

>>37582544
>You're not defined by your height, idiot.
Spoken like a 6' 2 knuckledragging retard who has no concept of what it's like being short

>Also 5'7 is well below king of the manlets.
5' 8 is the beginning of a decent height, 5' 7 by definition is king of manlets. Why post if you don't have a fucking clue

>>37582467
K lads gonna go for it and try being sober tommorow.

>>37582482
i was not even originally refer to working a job though. he is the one that brought up wagies. i originally meant doing something with your time other than just consuming pointless media

and are you "meant" to spend most of your free time doing some sort of work, may it be studying, working towards a project or what ever. if you literally just play video games and watch movies, you will eventually get tired of it and end up suicidal like all the other people on 4chan. i see it all the time. people make up the same excuses and after so many years they are depressed and suicidal.

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>>37581748
>muh ancestors

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>37582567
>5' 8 is the beginning of a decent height

not him but im 5 ft 8 - 5 ft 9 and im smaller than a lot of fellas. 5 ft 10 is the start of a decent height. my height is the literal cut off point.

>>37582507
Complain to the landlord and get them to talk to them.

It's what my flatmates keep doing:

>wahh stop showering at night
>wahh we're using carrier bags as the bin from now on because insects keep coming around (real reason is I was the only one changing the bin regularly, so I stopped doing it so someone else would take a turn and they just let the bin overflow for weeks instead)

Then the landlord has her own set of complaints for me:

>wahh don't use a pot to deep fry chips it's dangerous
>wahh don't dry clothes in the house, muh damp
>wahh don't use the heating even in winter, here's a blanket

>>37582606
5' 9 is the average height, explain how 5' 10 is the beginning of decent

>>37582497
yeah I seen that earlier and could relate, my doors and some walls have battle scars.
welp i'm off for an adventure

>>37579822
Are you studying Statistical Mathematics?

whats the word muslims use saying its okay to lie to non believers?

lads i had dream last night there was a terrorist attack at marks and spencers near a railway station, look i dont want to panic you but my dreams have come true before, please be careful if you visit anywhere like that

>>37582606
Can confirm. I'm about the same height and my height seems average for Japan, but was short in England.

>>37582618
Sadly my flat is run by an agency and there's no real landlord.

Also why the hell can't you shower at night? What's the big deal with it? And your landlord's complaints are stupid as fuck desu.

>>37582653
taqiyya

origami

>>37582654
Thanks lad, I'll be careful

>>37582624
>5' 9 is the average height, explain how 5' 10 is the beginning of decent

average isnt decent though, its average, its ok, its alright - not decent. women would never go for a guy who is 5 ft 9 based solely on his height. im smaller than a lot of girls when have their heels on.

plus, this average is probably taking into account all the races such as Asians, and old people.

Just finished work
Next stop vote for mummy
The stock up on booze for the night ahead.
Bet money on a corbyn win as a consolation prize to enjoy in the hours before the country crumbles.

>>37579799
>thinking there's such a thing as "ironically" voting
off yourself

>>37579940
>mp mates
you do realise they could poison him if they could, lad

>>37582672
thank you, you wouldnt happen know the verse about killing non believers?

>>37580221
I would prefer being a normie (where being a normie is not browsing 4chan)

>>37582713
My Brexit vote was ironic. Didn't support it at the time just wanted to see what happens and enjoy the butthurt

Support it now though

>>37582734
Narrow it down a bit mate

Haw haw haw

>>37582666
>Also why the hell can't you shower at night? What's the big deal with it?
They probably whined they couldn't sleep or some shit. I didn't bother asking specifics, it's easier to just say "yeah sure" to get her to leave me alone.

>And your landlord's complaints are stupid as fuck desu.
She's a moron. When I eventually leave I'm gonna leave this place in ruin because of the grief she's given me. Rotten meat hidden all around the house to attract mice, sabotaging the phone line to fuck up the internet, unleashing an army of ants in the kitchen etc.

I don't care if she knows it's me, police can't prosecute anyone for that shit.

I had my first counselling session today

It's going to be 1 every week for 6 weeks

I was upfront about low expectations and just being here because my GP won't give me antidepressants otherwise

>had the "going back to school at 21 to re-do the last year and get some closure" dream again
;-;