Remember that Jesus loves you Please stop masturbating

it must be somewhat nice to have faith

you can hold to the rock in the sea of humanity

don't even need to be rich or look good, just be perfect according to the law.

not sure if it's stress relief or compounds it

>>37578907
can you make me attractive 10/1 male model please

i will stop jerking the gherkin as much i promise

>>37578935
ahem 10/10 male model but if you decide to mak eme ffectiely 100/10 i wont be annoyed either

>>37578935
>10/10 male model
Only if you promise to not commit adultery anon. That's a sin too. A pure man is not meant to have meaningless sex with countless numbers of women. Find a loving wife and have lots of children

>>37578907
Will he wank me if I stop wanking myself?

>>37578959
i dont need sex at all if you dont want me too i can quite happily live off validation, hugs, kisses and cuddling fully serous.

>>37578907
if jesus saw the same shit i do or even half of it hed have just one hand visible in the picture

besides jesus is asexual and never got bullied for being race or gender its not fair comparison

>>37579046
>if jesus saw the same shit i do or even half of it
Maybe you should try spending your time somewhere else where you aren't exposed to as much sexual temptation?

>>37578907
Remember that Odin respects you. Die with an axe in your hand and go to Valhalla.

Fuck off Yahweh.

>>37579099
oh look it's varg

>>37578975
Jesus can be your non gay cuddling and kissing buddy.

>>37579099
odin wont make me a male model though

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>>37579091
GL with that on internet, shit just spreads everywhere and even bant, a and v are mostly just full of lewds. fit is turning into post the kind of girl youd fuck yoga pants fest as well and since its summer every hoes showing their hoeness outside

i guess i could ask some 2 out of 5 out and release my mojo on her until its not fun anymore

>implying jesus wasn't beating his meat senseless in his man cave

>>37579167
he could go 40 days without eating and still tell the devil off with precisely memorized scriptures I'm sure he could go without masturbating, he probably didn't even have wet dreams, he simply was without sin, he never looked on a woman to lust after her

>>37579237
>believing a jew's lies
Yeah and I'm aquaman.

>>37579262
there's more evidence for the life of "jesus" then for alexander the great, you probably still fap to hero worship though

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>>37579262
>Equating Jesus with modern day Jews

>>37579289
Not as much as jesus fapped to the thought of reaming little boy's bungholios
>>37579300
Once a jew always a jew.

>>37579322
Stormfront please go back, this shit is getting old

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>>37579322
sure convinced me that you're in the right here with those hot opinions

>>37579300
Jesus basically taught Judaism and was a jew

europeans liberalized it and mixed in their own paganism to make it functional for their empires

the bible teaches what it says, there are 613 laws or something in total in it

>>37579374
>>37579367
>taking blatant shitposting seriously
get a load of you

>>37579399
I don't think you comprehend the extent of the retardation of some of these white supremacist nu-pagans

>>37579428
I've been to /pol/, I know.
But come on, I said Jesus was beating his meat senseless in his man cave. The choice of language alone should have been a clear indicator that I was shitposting.

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>stop masturbating

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD NEVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE

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>>37578907
I can't stop masturbating to Christ chan. Please help me.

>>37579976
That's very dirty of you anon
Christ Chan is PURE

>>37579117
No, but he also won't make you burn in eternity for doubting his existence either.

>>37580085
Psst let me tell you that this exists
http://swfchan.com/41/200325/?Christ-chan_missionary+anon-hack.swf

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