Would you fuck yourself? (or a GB version of you)

I am kind of a qt

Nah. I'm fat.

I could give myself a paizuri, I guess.

Yeah, I'm pretty cute during certain times of the day.

>>37578865
I think we'd fight all the time.

I would have to wear a bag on my head

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Anyone not desperate enough to fuck a clone of themselves is not a robot.

>>37578865
no, i am ugly
that's the reason why i m alone desu

I'd fuck myself in a heartbeat. I mean my clone knows all my kinks and pleasurespots right? Seems perfect.

>>37578865
>GB version
The fuck does that mean?

>>37579177
Game Boy.

>tfw you will never clone and fuck yourself

No and definitely not a GB of me.
I knew a girl that looked like a gender swapped version of me and fuck was she disgusting and ugly.

Of course. I'm the only one that would ever love me, anyway.

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>>37579228
Aww, anon. You guys would have made such a cute couple.

>>37578865
That genderbent version of me better like receiving dick.

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yeah. I think I make a qt girl.

>>37578865
No, I think this is more pathetic than staying a permavirgin.

>>37578865
No. Not at all. I am not compatible with myself at all. I cant top of be in control so it would just be two people flustered with nothing happening,

>>37579177
Great Britain.

P2p

>>37579302
Hot, would

>>37578865
No. I'd obviously get fucked myself

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>tell your clone stay to home and chill
>commit sex crimes
>can't be convicted because evidence could be from either clone
>police can't prove shit
>can't send a innocent man to jail
>laugh in your victims face and high five your clone as you leave court afree men

>>37578865
Yes, It has been one of my lifelong dreams to do this and I will make several clones of myself and we can have an orgy.

We will have sex everyday and we will never masturbate again. This will replace masturbation.

I could even train some of my clones to be prostitutes and make money off them too and we could all live a happy life together.

I could also genetically modify some of them to have penises so they could breed with each other and I could also get to experience both a male and female version of me.

We will always know eachother's pleasurable spots and indulge in all my fetishes and depraved ideas

I fapped to thr though of going backin time and fucking myself

>>37578865
I'd probably fight myself

>>37578865
Does my gb clone have a cute face and nice body?
do they have a nice dick?

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>>37579716
>they just arrest both of you

>not getting the clone to go somewhere with security cameras
>not claiming that's you
>not beating the system with an ironclad alibi