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>youre jerking off to your 2 dimensional loli porn one evening when you hear a knock on the front door
>you ignore it in hopes that whoever is knocking will leave, and continue fapping
>youre just about to get to the point of no return when you hear the knock again
>you yell at whoever is knocking to fuck off, and you keep stroking the skin log
>you stroked it one time too much, and your erection stiffens and cum blasts out the tip
>when youre shooting all over your stomach, you hear the knock again, so you put some pants on and open the door so whoever is knocking will leave you alone
>to your surprise, no one is at the door, but there is a small bag, about 1.5 feet tall and a foot wide
>you open it out of curiosity, and the contents are shocking
>inside, the space is infinite, and every piece of shit you ever pooped is inside
well /r9k/ what do you do with the bag?
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>>37578247
Throw it at some liberals
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>>37578247
Use it to corner the market on sewage and waste disposal. If the storage is infinite I can dump everyones shit in there forever and make bank doing it.
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>>37578287
>republitards are literal shit flingers
What a surprise...
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>>37578247
Leave it unattended in an airport.
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>>37578247
>hold bag with opening at the bottom
>capture people with it
You can murder people without ever getting caught as long as there are no witnesses.
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>>37578316
Tons of shit At an sjw, worth it
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>>37578316
>Republitarts
Nice one brosky
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>>37578247
Be mad that someone left shit in front of my door and then go back to complaining about everything on /r9k/
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is this some kind of expression of hatred towards males who have to masturbate?
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>>37578562
no I'm a male myself. I just thought id be funny to include a silly little story instead of just asking what youd do with an infinite space bag full of shit
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What happens if I turn it inside out?
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>>37578247
If it were infinite, how would you know it's filled with shit, and more particularly your shit. If it were infinite, wouldn't it just be a sack and inside it something close to resembling a void.
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>>37578569
it would be your own personal weapon of mass destruction you could use to punish your enemies.
It would be dangerous in the wrong hands.
"hey tony this weasel won't pay up"
"get the shit bag"
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donate it to CERN so they can somehow generate energy from it
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>>37578585
its like a giant infinite room, and next to the enterance is a pile of all your shit. your most recent shit is at the top of the pile, so if you look at your shit before you flush youd know its yours
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>>37578582
everything inside is dumped out like if youd turn a normal bag inside out
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>>37578626
So 45yrs of shit, shitting once a day on average, is going to suddenly escape the bag?SHEEEEEEEIIIIIITTTTTTTT
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>>37578335
>murder
Nice they'll just wander the shit-flats for hundreds of years, forming tribes and lineages. Eventually the promised one will come and lead the shitwalkers to the land of milk and honey and they'll conquer earth
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