ITT we write my suicide note no virtue signaling "don't

>>37575333
How about we do it the right way and write one word per post, /r9k/ style
I'll start

"Dear"

>>37575333
why tho
nobody would read it

>"virtue signalling"
>wanna make the note funny

I'm not going to outright say don't do it, but I can tell your brain is not developed enough to make this decision.

"Tripfags"
robot stop muting me, nothing is ever original

>>37575360
"mom"

Don't think this is gonna end well.

>>37575370
something funny for my landlord or the cops
>>37575376
at the end of the day non of you faggots care if I do it, so don't fucking waste my time writing faggoty shit to make yourself feel like a better person

>>37575333
>"don't do it"
>can't even write his own feelings down on a piece of paper

No, I'm pretty sure it's time for you to end it.

>>37575333
my uncle killed himself last week anon. it's given me a bit of new perspective on life. just make sure you think about how it would affect people close to you. it can destroy some people.

>>37575394
I'm sure this is going to come out great
", WE"

>>37575420
what makes you think I give the slightlest fuck your uncle killed himself honestly? give me a fucking break I stated I didn't want this shit

>>37575429
"are"

Wait, what about dad?

>>37575455
Not that anon, but if you're going to be a cunt just hurry up and get it over with.

>>37575463
"going"
Don't worry, he's an unlockable character in this homo-erotic fanfiction

"toasting"
ur a few screws loose, OP
you ought to make a spectacle of your death

>>37575478
going

originaleing

>>37575478
"to"

Why 'we', tho? Is he schizophrenic?

eat
oreginihingdmemd

What's happenin you niggas I'm the chef I got the recipe I'm going down this bitch hot as fire and cold as ice

roses are red
violets are blue
living life is gay
and so are you

"Some"

Op, if you do it, do it whit style <4

>>37575401
whatever you say anon, i actually care if you do it or not. no matter how meme it sounds, i think you should think about the future. there's always a way to find reasons to live and if you did, you'd thank yourself in the future.

>>37575517
"of"

Oh what's he gonna eat, I'm so excited.

"niggerdick"
originale

>>37575531
" 's amazing"
I am going eat some of niggerdick's amazing.... amazing what I wonder...

cumblast
oregisjdbdmskkdjd

Nobodies fault.
Fucked it all myself, pushed everyone away when i should have gotten help.
Everytging else has been nothing but a distraction. My attention can only be kept from the inevitable for so long.
I told you all I was tired for years, I can't anymore.

"Dear mom, we are going to eat some of that Niggerdick's amazing cumblast."
"In"

What an amazing story.

"the"

orig

>>37575604
"past"

Lot of oregano toast going on.

>>37575612
"life"

could this be original?

>>37575584
Thank you
Mine sounded fucking faggy
I'm sorry. I had already planned it this way. Don't blame anyone other than me. It was my choice, and I'm sorry for the pain it will cause you guys. I love you all. Please take care of each other! :)

>>37575630
"we"

Gotta be consistent.

"were"
domo

"kangs"
wew

KANGZ
173848477172

>>37575420
If I'm gonna kill myself it's because I know beyond a reasonable doubt that anyone who might be "affected by it" is shit. Your uncle probably felt the same. Fuck you

>>37575661
"tomorrow"
where could this be going

>>37575665
WE
12345667366227

>>37575679
will
oroooooooogala

>>37575686
kangz
ooooreg

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*ssssiiiiiippp*
*taps mug*

>>37575686
"fart"
I don't even know.

>>37575686
BE
orararararara

NIS

"QUEENS ;)"
oroop

anal
origaminal

". Although"

Great plot so far.

>>37575745
can someone type it out? i'm not sure which of these words we are gong off of

>>37575771
"Dear mom, we are going to eat some of niggerdick's amazing cumblast.
In the past life we were kangs. Tomorrow we will be queens. Although"
Is what I have so far. I might be wrong.

>>37575787
"time"
originally unoriginal

"You"

Oreos in my oregino toast

"Will"
this post's originality is not guaranteed

"have"
oreginaal

>>37575814
"trouble"
eureka

"shitting"
oregigels

>>37575842
"in"

Oreganolli

>>37575853
"our"
oregon state

"community"
Is this post any original? Can you prove it?

>>37575869
", there"

Onion rings

>>37575884
"if"
astoveisastove

>>37575895
"you"
(you)
u
originou

>>37575914
"call"
I deny the originality of this post

>>37575914
"Dear mom, we are going to eat some of niggerdick's amazing cumblast.
In the past life we were kangs. Tomorrow we will be queens.
Although you will have trouble shitting in your community if you"
"don't"

Am I losing track?

>>37575920
"yourself"
this is original nobody tell me otherwise

"Even"
Come at me robot lets see what you got

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buy fallout 4

>>37575923
i believe it's "our" community

>>37575333
>the first thing that I do by myself will be my last

>>37575940
Thanks.

>>37575933
That's a really weird sentence. "a" would have been better, imho.

>>37575938
"Fuck off Todd the reason I'm doing this is you and your bullshit"

>>37575969
I agree, "a" would have made the sentence much more logical

>>37575969
The nonsense is half the fun

>>37575992
Yeah but it has to be a proper sentence.

>>37575990
So we go with "a" I guess.

>>37576001
"real"
originig

>>37576001
OP here,
im literally putting every word with quotations in my note, dosent have to make scense m8 its just to fuck with whoever finds it

>>37576Add the oroogolalapalooza shit that throws thw robot off, just for fun.

"niggertard"

>>37576024
"unicorn"

>>37576025
But an actual story would be cool.

"Dear mom, we are going to eat some of niggerdick's amazing cumblast.
In the past life we were kangs. Tomorrow we will be queens.
Although you will have trouble shitting in our community if you call yourself a [unicorn?]"

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>>37575333
Hope you're not trying to do some bitch-ass shit like overdosing on pills.

If you're going to do it, choose a viable method.

>>37576052
"furfag,"
Origami died

>>37575376
Humour is the product of developed brains

If you can't turn anything into a joke, your brain isn't fully developed. Or you're just low IQ.

>>37576095
"there"

orollogolli

>>37575495

"ride"

(no one replied so I'm assuming I can keep this line going)

>>37576154
"are"
they call me mr original

>>37576176
"thousands"

>>37576159
I think it's kinda too late for that.

"gay niggers with AIDS"

>>37576191
"of"
orgy

>>37576201
"other"
oopsididitagain

>>37575333
meme your way into the afterlife with things like:
>"idubbbz made this happen"
>"i feel bad that i was never brofisted deep into my anus"
finish with something like:
"ii would like you all to to only remember me when you are masturbating or having sex"

>>37576052
>>37576052
well see how it turns out first
>>37576068
helium tank at the ready, is kind of bitch method but nearly impossible to fuck it up

>>37576216
"methods"
obogenie

God if you're gonna be such a whiny prick, why even make a note, just do it already and make the world a better place

>>37576216
"dinosaurs."

>>37576222
It's gonna be great.

>>37576234
>>37576246
Nevermind, methods is a lot cooler.

"fuck"
5784457895

>>37576234
"of"
iridium

>>37576266
", I"
But how can this be?

>>37576279
"Defecation"
orig

>>37576286
"need"

I assume there was a dot after "methods".

>>37576286
"died"
oooooooooreeeeeggginal

"Dear mom, we are going to eat some of niggerdick's amazing cumblast.
In the past life we were kangs. Tomorrow we will be queens.
Although you will have trouble shitting in our community if you call yourself a furfag, there are thousands of other methods of defecation.
Fuck, I [need / died]"

>>37576345
choose died and end it there.
perfect ending desu

>>37576345
". Damn"
Fuck I died sounds hillarious, add a dot to it and it's perfection

Alright I'm gonna stop keeping track from here.
Have a good one, OP.

"Dear mom, we are going to eat some of niggerdick's amazing cumblast.
In the past life we were kangs. Tomorrow we will be queens.
Although you will have trouble shitting in our community if you call yourself a furfag, there are thousands of other methods of defecation.
Fuck, I died.
Damn."

>>37576345
"Fuck I need to take out my glock and shoot a nigger. It's universal, if you're a spook I will hurt you And burn you, Hitler's a teacher we should turn to. Just as you'll receive what is coming to you Everybody else is gonna get theirs too I ain't no saint, I'm a god, and I cannot dispute That everyone must meet their moment of truth."

You really should wait until Trump gets impeached before you kill yourself.

>>37576345
Yeah this is stupid.
Just compilation of random words? He asked for something funny. One of you fuckers can come up with something better than this.
"Hey guys sorry for the mess but Dominos fucked up my order and I can't take this anymore. I said fucking half olives HALF MUSHROOM ON THE SAME SIDE BUT THIS WORLD IS INCOMPETENT and just not worth it. They even forgot the breadsticks. Goodbye."
Now thats a suicide note.

Will probably join you in hell in a couple of years.

>>37576449
It's not about making a great story on your own, tho.
It was multiple people who worked on it, that's why it's hilarious.

>>37576468
Ow the edge is real

>>37576469
Nobody's gonna fucking realize that when they find him though.
Whatever I dont care.

>>37576525
Thats what makes it funny ya fuckin autist goober

>>37575333
>doing what the normies want
why?

>>37576441
>le drumpf is finished meme
Join OP and kys

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>>37576561
You're just butthurt Comey went nuclear on Trump.

OP here,

alight guess ill be on my way then. thanks I guess. and idk bye

>>37576574
Jesus fucking christ we live in a timeline with people like that

You can just smell the /r/The_Donald emanating from that image

>>37576574
Did you read his released testimony? Libtards have been btfo once again.
>CNN had a countdown clock
>they took it down when his testimony was released saying drumpf literally did nothing wrong
How butthurt are libtards rn? Surely drumpf will be impeached soon?

>>37576583
Thats a funnier suicide note than what these retards came up with. Just use that OP

>>37576683
He is the most hated president EVER. I'm sure we will find something he has done that is worth his impeachment ;)

>>37576723
Yes. Surely the end of drumpf is nigh. CNN said an anonymous source said he talked to the russians? Can you believe it?

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>>37576877
Collaborating with Russians to get elected, telling the Russians beforehand that he was gonna bomb Syria BEFORE he even told his own people, Ect, ect...