Fembot Feels

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>>37574954
what the fug this guy sounds like a jerk

is this you and your bf?

lmao you and your sheldon cooper boyfriend can fuck off. you're both failed normies at most

>>37574954
Sounds like a real fuckin asshole. Dump him. You seem too sweet to be with someone like him.
- Another Fembot W Feels

Both named Tanner?

>>37575050

the girl is named taylor. shes probably gonna write a song about this loser jajaja

>>37575050
Tanner and Taylor, I'm pretty sure. May have heard wrong.

>>37575039
doesn't sound like sheldon cooper at all lmao. having a high pitched voice doesn't make you a "nerd" stereotype.

>>37574954
Just fucking move on. You sound like you have BPD.

>>37574954
>fembot
>has a bf
Really gets the synapses firing

>>37574954
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xGv93w3JRG
OH FUCKING GOD THE GUY SOUNDS SO FUCKING NERDY SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS NOSE IN A VICE GOOD FUCKING GOD, also nice cancer you need to leave.

>>37574954
This is fake, "fembot" don't have BFs or anything, hence being a "fembot", in short, GTFO MY BOARD YOU RETARD

>>37574954
>immediately gets aggreasive after he pours his heart out
Wew lad

Not related to the thread by just an observation. It's so weird the last time I seriously browsed this board was about two years ago and if a single female anon even thought about posting about her problems or even admitted/proclaimed she was a fembot she'd be ganged up on,bullied, and called an attention whore. Now it's quite the opposite. How times have changed huh hehe xd

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r8 my 8 incher? pls no bully

>>37575069

never even watched the show. i just know the dude is a gigantic normie nerd from his voice. can feel the thick rimmed glasses from here.

>>37575223
0/10 way too big

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>>37574954

>dating a normie
>'fembot'

You deserve this. You're not allowed to be mad about this you have to be classy and mature according to redditors.

kissing lots of girls makes him sound Chadly too. Again, you walked into that one

>>37574954
there is no such thing as a fembot///
you guys are so dramatic ahaha it's not a big deal!!!
but your boyfriend doesn't care about you, you should know that. not really. He puts himself and probably 10-15 other people before you. and would hapily upgrade given the chance

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>>37574954
good times
don't post this shit here

>>37575282
>too big
I'll take it, thanks :)

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>>37575282
What about mine, originalo?

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>>37574954

>tfw I enjoy hearing your pain but somewhere deep down I almost consider you human just enough to feel bad for you momentarily

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>>37574954
You made my day OP, now I am glad I am not American.

>it's a roastie is mad her nerdy beta sounding cuck bf uncucked himself by cheating episode

>spoiler: he didn't kiss anyone and he just wanted you to have an excuse to cuck him
There's no other reason for him to tell you unless he wants to get cucked
Listen to his beta voice, chicks don't like him, he's just a cuck

Why would a "fembot" have a bf?
robots don't have gf's...
please leave this board immediately you are a normal and if you don't leave i will call the police

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fembots are cute! cute!

>>37575538
Fuck yeah they are! Not OP tho, cuz she isn't one really.

>>37575223
Not her, but that's very large, sir.
>>37575341
Big. It's nice.

I knew a Tanner once.
He was one of the greatest, if not the greatest person I ever met.

This guy's a fucking weak scumbag, all these god damn excuses "i-i accidentally kissed, b-but it wasn't my fault!"

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>>37575588
>Big. It's nice.
Thank you. Too bad nobody will ever witness it.

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>>37575555
OP BTFO BY NUMBERS

>>37575596
Yep, he is begging to get cucked and he knows it. If he was alpha he would just keep it to himself or be loyal to his girlfriend
This recording is some of the most beta shit I've ever heard

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Well, since other toys posted their big willies first, here's mine.

How do fembots feel about average 6 inch dicklets?

>>37575682
As long as you're not fat, they don't mind.

>>37575699
That's good to hear. I'm kinda skinny fat in that pic though, I need to get /fit/.

GET OFF THE FUCKING BOARD FUCKING ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>37575682
>6 inch dicklets?
I'm 7 inches, am I still a dicklet?
>>37575734
>I need to get /fit/.
Fucking do it, never felt better and more bi-curious in my whole life.

>>37575751
anything below 11" is considered a dicklet

>>37575682
those are some big ass thighs
i got big ass thighs too

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>>37575759
>tfw
>Dicklet and Manlet
Thx for the clarification.

>>37574954
>people not recognizing shit acting when they hear it
Are you people this fucking retarded?

>>37575751
If I'm memeing I would say anything under 8 is dicklet status but honestly 7 inches seems pretty big, but what do I know.

Yeah, I really need to get back into my running and swimming regiment.

>>37575761
Too much running for me. It makes buying effay pants hard.

>>37574954
You sound fat, I bet you are fat. Disgusting really, dont even blame your beta orbiter bf.

>>37575223
that doesn't look 8 inches senpai

>>37576051
x box cases are 7.5 inches. it looks 8 inches compared to the remote
he might be bone pressing, but that's allowed

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>>37574954
STOP WITH THE ROLEPLAYING BULLSHIT!
It really sounds like a shitty soap series, seriously fuck off. It's so fucking bad, at least learn to act a little faggots.

>>37576051
An Xbox360 game case is 7.5 inches, so he's overselling

>>37576128
it's definitely longer than the xbox case. seems at least 8 inches or more, maybe 7.75-8 inches non bone pressed depending if he's fat or not

>>37574954
DUMP HIM
the fact he doesn't think cheating is a "big deal"
>he didnt stop her from kissing him
>he kissed her back
>he lied to you
>he hid it from you
thats such a dick move dude, he sounds like a nerd and you can probably do better

>>37576128
As a fag, I thought I should chime in, if his dick was held at a ninety degree angle and if it wasn't curved, I'd bet he would be as long or longer than the remote. So if anything, he's underselling
You gotta remember that most pornstars are manlets that make their dicks look huge. I have the same problem, my dick always seems small in pictures unless I have something to compare size to

I really don't understand how somebody could just kiss someone else like that when you're in a relationship.

Of course, I say this as a 26 year old KHHV, so I guess it's a lot more casual and meaningless for normies.

>>37576383
>how somebody could just kiss someone else like that when you're in a relationship.
It's precisely because he is able to do that, that he is in a relationship to begin with, that girl who is crying would never be interested in you, for example.

>>37576359
And even then it still throws people off because of my hand and body size.
''Is that a fake ruler?''
It's annoying tbqh

>>37575181
A bunch of reddit fags found this place. Too many kids think they can be the "gentleman" and save m'lady from herself.

>>37574954
>normie kisses another girl
>"""fembot""" decides to fuck alpha Chad a week later

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>>37574954
man life is shit. Like your stupid melodram just made me hate life more. Everytime I want to get my shit together I just think that fuck this is whats waiting for me some whingy idiot with d-grade soap opera tier drama.

I hate you all I want a small cabin in a small town by the boast that puts me as far from people and their bullshit as possible.

>>37574954
>dating a normalfag with friends instead of a robot
You could've prevented this

waaaaaah waaaaaaaaah i've been cheated on waaaaaaah

you can get any guy you want you fucking bitch, go kill yourself roastie cunt REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

saged

>>37574954
Nothing sounds better then a roastie getting hurt

>>37578196
>dating a robot
Why?

>>37578196
>let's date someone like >>37578233
I'm sure that would be a great experience yes.

>>37578328
Right?

unoriginal probably.

fembots don't exist, what is wrong with r9k these days? why is this bitch even getting unironicly nice replies??

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>>37578372
Its too late. Just accept it.

>>37574954
What the fuck?
>it's not a big deal that's why I didn't tell you
>I was trying to work up the courage to tell you
????????
Also, >tanner
Dump him, he's trash. Cheaters are trash. I'm sorry, femanon.

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>>37574954
>"""fembot""" with autistic boifriend and stereotypical "drama"

>>>/soc/