GF Thread

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I'm in love with a fictional gf I created that I will never have IRL

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tap tap tap tap tap

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Been too long since I posted this one of myself.

>tfw can't imagine what an ideal gf would say

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give me shy gf

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any1 got the snake monster one?

>>37571897
Can you imagine having a blind GF?
Now that I think of it that'd be pretty dope.

>>37571939
spoiler alert: this becomes extremely draining extremely fast

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>>37572000
It'd be quite the responsibility, but I really want to be there for someone in that way.

Have you played Katawa Shoujo?

does anyone have that one cigarettes after sex gf?

where's that "big sister gf" picture

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pick your poison

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>>37571785
.. / .- -- / ...- . .-. -.-- / .- -. -. --- -.-- . -.. / -... -.-- / - .... . / -.-. .. .-. -.-. ..- -- ... - .- -. -.-. . ... / .. -. / .-- .... .. -.-. .... / .. / .-.. .. ...- . .-.-.-
My life is without noble struggle and it lost its luster a while back.

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Ill leave this one here

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>tfw someone replied last thread
>tfw to nervous to give away contact info on r9k
Kill me.

>>37572169
>implying you made the wrong decision

You'd be trying to pump milk out of some autist wizard's manboobs any other way.

>>37572169
>A girl replies to this post
>a girl sees a guy posting a picture of a half girl half cow that provides milk for its lover/orbiter/whatever and decides "Hey im gonna contact this guy"
>this happens
Kill me

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>>37572158
jesus hits to close home anon.
had that kind of ralation back when i was 15(6 years ago), to bad she ended it less than a year ago
Will always remeber you Maria

gib template pls

>>37571915
>tfw still hate fatbastard for being a typical gross r9gay nude spreading faggo.

>>37572242

use the blank girl in >>37572129

>>37572241
Thats rough anon, sorry to hear that, I hope youll get over it okay.

>>37572110
>trap gf
>destroy all my holes
mentally ill faggots all of them.

>>37572290
yeah, in reality they could never be worth all the trouble their mental issues would bring about

A man can still dream though...

>>37572110
what's with traps and dark souls?

>>37572110
finn is me as a woman tbqh

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Mommy gfs are for plebs. Fucking your own mother is top tier.

>>37572281
im fine, i really loved her, but since i moved out of spain, i could not date her any more. i think me moving out made her end it.
but what ever.
nothing means anything and we are all going to die at some point
so what ever.
im not blaming myself
its not like i thought about coming back and marrying her or anything
i dont blame myself allright?
fuck you niiger.

>>37572327
both are perfect works of art

>>37572327
dark souls is a thing for semi-depressed 20something internet addicts to play to feel better about themselves whenever they do anything. this is more or less every single trap in history.

>>37572051
No I haven't
Damn I got trips and I didn't post a bateman image.

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>>37572391
i gotcha back bro
>>37572000

I want someone who looks ok to love me for who I am.

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Well adjusted bfs for all

>>37571915
>one day
>too long
kys

>>37572622
that guy sounds pretty fucking annoying le randum ueckk

>>37572682
Well I'm annoying too so it would be a perfect match

>tfw no pretty annoying bf

>>37571939
Actually had this gf

Was awesome

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>>37572169
Fuck man, I gotta start monitoring these threads more. I woulda stolen her from you in a heartbeat.

>>37572110
>frozen
i take offense to this
anyone with good taste knows that wreck-it ralph was the last best cgi film made by disney.

any anons have the mysha gf?
i need to show it to someone.

>>37572837
>not zootopia
no.

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Posting my sheep goat.

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>>37572824
>>37572866
>>37572899

fucking furfags get out of here

>>37572824
>no cow gf

I laugh a somewhat sad laugh every time I eat a burger

>>37572824
Go for it man. I mean, the other people who replied to me were probably right: it was most likely a ruse.

I'm looking elsewhere, but there's nobody in the area interested. There ARE women into it, though. Just not here.

>>37571972
>I don't like your friends

You can't not like what's not there :^)

Seriously though, best one on this thread, great job to whomever made it.

>>37571972
damn this is some top tier shit right here.

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it's supposed to be me

>>37573779
I'm str8 but lonely enough to consider lesbianism

U in ?

>>37573779
If you gave up on shitty pleb-tier garbage like LoL I'd maybe consider you.

>>37573779
Sounds good if only we could play HotS instead.

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Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and >>(you)

>>37573779
If that campaign is a table top game then fuck I need someone like that.

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>>37573998
Get some! Anyone who runs is a normie, anyone who stands still is a well disciplined normie!

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best ideal gf coming through.

>>37574139
South East Asian btw.

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ole senpai

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fair gf

>>37574196
best..mmmm

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im with her senpai

>>37573805
girls are pretty nice!
>>37573868
i know lol isn't a masterpiece or anything but it's fun
>>37573971
hots just makes me sad that i'm not playing overwatch or wow
>>37574009
i hope you find a cute /tg/ gf anon!

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senpai worship

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mandatory gf.

>>37574256
>tfw can't play Overwatch because no macOS support

Got bored of Legion after a few months and quit again. Just can't get into WoW as much as I did many years ago.

I just prefer having a few HotS battles and then going back to shitposting on 4chan these days.

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I'm going to make a trilogy of this.

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seek aid

>>37573779
playing league is a nice way to lose friends :^)

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Six Six Six gf.

What a gal!?

>>37574394
good thing i don't have friends in the first place right ;_;

>>37574439
are you in NA or what?

>>37574155
I thought it was a mermaid with vaginaplasty. They talk like that you know.

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>>37574139
We can only dream for a girl like that

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>>37574196
>tfw mestizo
>tfw no mestizo gf
I never knew I wanted this until now.
Chingada madre.

>>37573779
PLEASE BE IN
S A R A J E V O
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>>37574587
>>37574460
i live in a very rural part of the united states!

>>37574615
what state
origina l lI ll lL

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no spear gf to go on adventures with.

>>37573779
>>37573998

>spend 14,600 hours in MS paint making an iconic machine gun and break the established norms of a meme for the enjoyment of this online communiy
>some roastie gets 10x as many >(you)'s because she has a vagaina and a gaymr, not because she has any inherent creative value

Normies, stacies, and their orbiters are vermin and need to be exterminated.

>inb4 orbiters lash out to defend their internet godess

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Literally every answer in this thread is pic related lmao

>>37574692
i think you did a good job on your gun anon, its very detailed! you must be so patient. please don't be mean to me!
>>37574661
i don't really feel comfortable answering that but rest assured there are no other robots in my state

>>37573998
>>37574692
Don't worry anon, I recognize the significance of an M60 gf.

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>>37574746
>>37574742

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NORMGROIDS OUT

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

>>37573998
>ywn break M60 gf's heart by leaving her for M240 gf

>>37573998
Ramen is superior to pho in every way. M60 is a good gun.

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Actually my gf but eh, whatever.

>>37574692
I think /k/ would've appreciated it more. I'm sure that there's a humor thread still up for you to post it in.

My ideal gf is the "my gf" gf

>>37572051
You'd get tired of it after a couple months, trust me. Same thing with the guys who say they want a clingy damaged gf.

>>37572622
>well adjusted
That was me in third grade.

>>37574371
I can feel the bitterness from here. They aren't all like that, anon. Some of them are cows, apparently

>>37571870
Where do I meet women like this?

I want a qt Caribbean gf but I got no idea what write.

>>37571785
>I'm ovulating

Just reading these words gives me an erection.

>>37576071
>Same thing with the guys who say they want a clingy damaged gf.
I want a girl who starts off as clingy and damaged, but becomes more normal over time as she learns she can trust me.

>>37572335
>anon I got honey all over myself coming home getting your tenders today. Why isn't the water in the sink working?

tfw you recognise the porno this is from...

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>>37571785
Bamf, Easy choice.

i had my ideal gf , loyal , trustworthy , honest , funny , strong will , a nerd, amazingly smart and stunningly beautiful then she turned into a gaslighting , stonewalling , cheating , lieing abusive monster.

>>37577308

Lol, that one is nice.

BTW, there is a remake coming out of the first STALKER game, it is called "STALKER Noise of the Zone".

>>37572158
Hi this is me desu sempai

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>>37573779
Why is this one so perfect? I don't even like lol

>>37573779
>women enjoying you watch to play games
I enjoy this meme, but I'm too old to even have a slim chance to find somebody like this.

>>37574247
>better than nuclear fallout
TOP KEK

>>37577573
t-thanks anon
>>37577617
never say never! i don't think it's too out of the ordinary, even girls who don't like to play games themselves typically like watching their significant other play, right? it's fun to share someone's hobby with them even if you wouldn't be into it on their own.

>>37577679
Well you think like that because you're <25.
I'm 27, if I ever get my GF she'll be telling me to stop playing videogames every day.

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>>37574389
>>37574892
These gave me some giggles.

>>37574892
im gonna steal your gf anon..
>tfw danish

>>37573998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ1t9ud3t1E

A pure woman

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>>37577784
Holy shit this is gold

even my keks can't contain originality of this magnitude

>>37577699
i don't think so, anon. this is totally anecdotal but my own parents are a really good example. i'm pretty sure my dad's played video games every day since i've known him and my mom never had a problem with it even though she's as normie as they come. she's happy to listen to him talk about lord of the rings or diablo or whatever even though i know she wouldn't give less of a crap if it was anyone else talking at her about those things. maybe it's just my biased world view talking but i have a hard time believing that the person you date (who probably cares about you and enjoys who you are as a person at least a little bit) wouldn't wanna indulge in your interests a little.
and side note, you're not even old! you have so much time to find someone who will love you. when you said you were too old i thought you meant like 60 or something. even then it probably wouldn't be too old.

>>37576942
my best guess would be a gaming bar

>>37571939
too bad girls like this only exist on anime

>>37573779
I think we can all agree that we all just want a shy, nerd gf

>>37574196
wow
and to think I could have a gf like this if it wasn't for the fact that I'm always inside my room

>>37572158
I have a friend like this and it's draining as all fuck. I can't even imagine dating this, I think I'd actually fucking kill myself. It might seem fun but it's constantly telling them they're not stupid or ugly over and over and the emotional baggage is insane.

>>37574371

>you are letting me use you. Which is different from me manipulating you

Fuck off with this victim blaming bullshit

>>37571785
that fertile gf really makes me think

>>37571897
>can you read this book to me
this hits too close to home
>>37576071
not an argument

>>37572899
>New Zealand
to real senpai

does anyone have the homeless one?

>>37576942
Out of your comfort zone

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>tfw you might have a chance to get a gf like this one
Wish me luck my dudes

>>37578745
good luck my dude
i hope i will get one too one day :')

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>>37571939
Is their girls like this who are actually cute and not ugly and autistic

>>37578745
I'd just like to say that
>you walk weird
>you have trouble talking to people
>you're ugly
>you have no self confidence

>>37578791
Thanks man, already knew about all of this. Working on being less ugly, though.

>>37578787
only in anime

originati

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OC, my ideal gf right here

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OC I hope find her someday and that's the closest to happy i can ever be.

Do you guys have any love live gf ones?

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>>37578745
I didn't ask for those feels...
They hurt.

>>37574522
Thais are awesome and I love their women to death. They're all so fucking cute and smol.

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Fresh OC comin' through

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>>37574247
Maybe this is why /r9k/ loves Trump so much.

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Most people ell me she's shit, but I like her.

>>37571870
>You want me to make hentai sounds?
>Imitates Gush Gush

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>>37571785
>Please don't pull out
>Please cum inside me I need it
>As deep as you can
>*leg lock*

Leg lock sealed the fuckin' deal. 10/10 would be a dad.

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>>37574892
>danecancer shitting up my board
daily reminder tuborg tastes like piss

>>37571785
If a girl ever said that to me I would cum so fucking hard that my entire body would prolapse out of my penis

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>>37572335
Why is mommy gf so THICC?

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>>37571785
oreganogiolli

>>37579748
This was the one for me ;_;

>>37571785
>Fertile gf
>Apart from ovulating, nothing in the pic suggests she is fertile in any way, or even any way above the norm which is the point of these pics

Way to miss the point.

>>37578787
Holy kekles Batman that picture is hilarious

And wouldn't you believe it, all out of rigatoni

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The idealization of gfs are clear inhibitions of misogyny.

This thread made me realize I don't actually want a gf, not even a perfect one. I just want sex.

>>37574742
You have to leave ognong

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Phone posting is such shit but I have no choice.

>>37580017
Nnnffff, I wanna spoon that tummy

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There can be only one choice for me.

>>37574681
still my fav gf

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>>37579022
that'd be pretty cool, honestly. definitely would gf

>>37572051
Hanako is best girl, I wish I could meet someone like her

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Endgame gf coming through
>tfw no clingy insecure jealous obsessive gf

>>37580017
Where do I meet girls like this? are they okay with dating 5'8" skinny manlets?

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>>37571939
Aww, that's sweet.

>>37572158
Surely I'm not the only one who thinks she looks a bit like Etihw from the Gray Garden?

>>37580442
What? I'll admit I've never really bothered to look into what spooning is but I always thought it was when someone cuddles up behind you and lies in the same position so your kinda linked together, what exactly is it then?

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>>37573998

>when she catches you eyeballing MG3 girl

>>37574212

Damn, I really would like to date a Wood Elf.

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>tfw no qt lazy gf to watch VHS with while eating pizza

>>37572129
you rather need a dog

make more ideal bf pictures ladies and faggots

>>37580327
a shit

>>37581524
does objectively not exist

>>37582401
I kek'led fucking hard at that one.

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>>37571897
OHH MAN NOT LILY,
Little upset no one got the Katawa Shoujo reference. Man, it's been a long time since I went on /b/.

>>37582963
is there a template?

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Fresh OC coming in

>>37583092
This is almost me. Looks like me 100% except I'm not into ddlg too much.
And I'm not German. And I don't play Doom.

>>37583092
das bin ja ich

>>37583092
pretty much me except no doom and very crappy german

>>37571870
Anon, this is why you are alone.

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>>37582401
Motherfucker my sides.

>>37583092
why the fuck would you want this

>>37584521
Better question: Why the fuck wouldn't you want this?

>>37571972
>>37572335
Can we get more of this please?

>>37571897
Her favourite album is Soundtrack for the blind?

heh

Requesting the chart from the escapism thread that had a lot of potential gfs, each one with disadvantages and pros.

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>>37583092
100% me im 6'4 and play doom :)

>>37582401
Get off /r9k/ Hyporcite

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mai geeeff

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>>37585711
i want these gfs and OP's

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>>37583092
I love this one except for maybe less ddlg
>>37581524
this is me ;_;

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I always dreamed of having a girlfriend like this.

>>37585794
i'm not autistic but i'm kinda similar :)

>>37572000
You could trick her and tell her your penis is 8 inches long so when you have sex she is all like

>OH I can feel it, so big.

In reality it's a micro penis

>>37572824
I want to moo with her!

How is this not original

>>37585965
some people are really fucking weird, and /r9k/ is at the pinnacle

Tag urself I'm Finnish gf

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I guess this is a little too much to ask for. Or maybe I just needed an original comment.

>>37577308
Alllooo ha!
things can be fun aroun here!

>>37583092
Literally me.
Even the german bit.

>>37582169
That's usually it, other times if you wanna spoon particular parts of a grill, like her tummy, then you just cuddle up against her stomach and essentialy start making out with her tummy, rubbing it and covering it in kisses

I used to do it with my GF but she didn't like it because to her guys only do it if their gf is pregnant, so I gotta knock her up before she lets me do it again. Which is on my to-do list anyway

>>37583092
tfw kitten put me into the ideal gf/bf thread.

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>>37571785
You posted the wrong one OP

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>>37586397
>i wish i had more birds
fucking dropped
those little shits are loud, evil, and can barely be called affectionate with heavy training

>>37587571
nigga thats just depressing

>>37587571
earned one kek from me senpai

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>>37574196
>Te amo anon

>>37571870
this made me suicidal

mostly because i fit this down to the bright red hair and glasses

>>37588713
kek

no way. you're pullin my chain.

>>37574247

I dig it. Like really digirinno do no des anon senpai..

>>37588713
Location? What vidya do you play? Are you single?

>>37587571
This made me sad. All I want to do is surprise her for her birthday with a special pill or surgery that would make her fertile again and she would cry in joy.

>>37588848
well I can't prove it anon, so it's your choice to believe it or not

>>37585794
needs more jpeg

origirig

>>37577549
London?
I know this should be an original post

>>37574196
my gf lives in mexico so almost

>>37588919
uh, so.. do you have a boyfriend then?

>>37588884
Southern US
I've mostly been playing console games my whole life (so tons of Zelda) but i'm just now starting to get into the typical entry level PC games
And of course im single this is r9k

>>37589133
>they're always in the US
I'm not sure if I even expect anything different anymore. Move to Europe if you want a bf it's seemingly impossible for single girls to exist here.

>tfw no always horny gamer gf in YUROPE

>>37589133
I'm in the south, anon!
Which state? FL here

>>37571897
> but I love hearing you talk

I don't know why, but that one really got me

>>37589161
>it's seemingly impossible for single girls to exist here.
Same thing in the US honestly.

The only single girls are the NEETs who never go outside, so of course you'll never meet them.

>>37589219
>Same thing in the US honestly.
Look at the zeemap thread and tell me the US and EU are even remotely comparable.

>>37589161
good luck anon, I hope you find someone that makes you happy
>>37589174
not florida im afraid!

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just made this one

>>37589538
Hanako gf?

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>>37589538

you have good taste in fantasy girlfriends anon

>>37589607
imagine being so hot you could get burn scars on half your face and still be qt

>>37589324
s'ok! I'll live. Good luck, anon.

>>37574212
best one so far cute gf <3

>>37574287
>tfw no underage gf or you'll be arrested
i hate this world

is there a male template?

>>37577515
yes, but is just a fan made game on cryengine 3 :/
lets see how it goes

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>>37589940
there sure is

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>>37590048
>posting the compressed version
absolutely disgusting

>>37581297
>tfw no army gf

>>37589174
Does Georgia work for you? You sound perfect.

>>37574196
>everyone likes reggaeton
she's rite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_jHrUE5IOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

>>37590426
Anon... I'm not that girl, if you were implying such.

>>37579748
Aww what a blast from the past

As long as we're idealizing, why not incorporate themes from when we first loved, and loved the strongest. Back when we weren't failures, just kids figuring things out.
I miss that. I miss warped tour.

What the fuck is today I dont get it

>>37572824
>>37573199
It absolutely wasn't a ruse and I'm looking at this thread too. I've posted my discord/email on here before and its fun to talk about cow stuff with people! I like sharing pics of myself in my collar/bell too ;___;

>>37589133
Meant to tag this to you >>37590426

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I just want a euro girl is that too much for a brit bong to ask?

>>37573779
So what's wrong with you that you don't have a boyfriend yet?

>>37578745
I had her, she just died of cancer.

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>>37591693
Dude fuck that sucks, I hope you'll be able to power through it

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I'm posting this one again, since it's my final version. I have some very specific fantasies, ok?

>>37589123
yeah, i don't think i'd even be friends with a guy that browses 4chan, sounds hypocritical I know but it's just different for girls

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>>37572335
tfw you realize you are comfy mommy gf

>>37592327
>TFW no comfy mommy gf

>>37590770
>It absolutely wasn't a ruse
>I like sharing pics of myself in my collar/bell too
Could you maybe...post one here?

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>>37592442
tfw your bf doesn't really appreciate the comfy mommy-ness and it isn't intentional

sending you comfy vibes anon-kun <3

>>37591335
She's probably batshit crazy.

>>37589572
"IVEGOTTAGODOSOMETHING", most definitely anon

>white or east asian
>thin
>5'7-6'0
>nice style
>likes getting smashed during sex. enjoys borderline abuse
>super clingy
yeah i'm a faggot

desu i dont want a girlfriend. i just want a friend who is a girl.

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I wish jessica were my GF......

>you will never find jessica in the zombie apocalypse
>you will never protect her even as she loses everyone else close to her
>you will never fight through the rainy streets of roanoke, killing zombies along the way
>you will never stumble into a small abandoned apartment over looking the street
>you will never hold her as she cries and cries
>you will never help care for her sprained ankle and nurse her back to health
>you will never eat canned food with her by candlelight as the zombies wander about on the street
>you will never lay on the couch with her, one eye open in case of intruders
>you will never feel her back arch as she curls against you, nestled in your arms for protection
>you will never go with her to Biotec where she thinks there might be a vaccine from her internship there years ago
>you will never put an axe through the neck of the zombie about to grab her
>you will never see her in a gas mask as you descend in the basement, your eyes meeting in a silent promise to protect each other no matter what
>you will never get the cure from the cold storage room
>you will never run with her to the roof where the helicopter is waiting
>you will never gun down dozens of zombies to clear a path for her, before leading the rest away so she can make it
>you will never meet her eyes one last time as you pull the pins on two grenades, blowing yourself and dozens of zombies to pieces

Why even live.......

>>37593757
Stop it, we get it.
Also
>good aim
>that stance
>gorgeous
>looks like a plastic toy
I don't fucking think so, buster.

>>37591335
Either A) way uglier than the cartoon suggests

or

B) batshit insane and just thinks her mental illnesses are "quirky" and "cute"

likely a combination of the two

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>>37593834
Dude it's a game. Also jessica DOES NOT look like a plastic toy. Wow just because she doesn't have shitty skin like your ugly-ass gf doesn't mean there's something wrong with her, got it, "buster"? Even if she did have shitty skin I would still love her because she would still be beautiful. So shut the FUCK up about jessica.

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>>37591229
BAGGUETTEEEEEEEEEE

HBAAGGUEEETT
LOL

>>37593757

has this zombie meme really not died yet?

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>>37594150
>once something isn't cool anymore you're not allowed to like it

This board is full of hipsters and normalfags, fuck off. Backlink YOUR ideal gf post and I will explain how she is inferior to jessica in every way. Well... "she".... considering you probably posted a trap, you stupid fucking faggot.

>>37594018
>DOES NOT look like a plastic toy
She does.
>she doesn't have shitty skin like your ugly-ass gf
Implying I have one.
She's not beautiful, and in your pic she look like some cheap drugged up whore.
Buster.

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>>37594224
>She does.

How the FUCK does she look like a plastic toy? Why, because the only woman you're used to looking at is your fucking silicone fuckdoll? Shut the fuck up you fat greasy degenerate. She's not a drugged-up whore, either, I'm sure you are an expert on those living with your mom and sister for the past 25 years of your pathetic existence you stupid fucking NEE. Shut the fuck up about her. You probably like ugly fat grimy shit girls because you know that that's the only thing you could get, and you can't even get that. Go to hell, do NOT insult jessica. She's a better person than you'll ever be, you fucking worthless piece of shit.

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>>37594224
in fact, FUCK YOU FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. STOP INSULTING JESSICA, HALF THE TIME I POST HER SOME FAGGOT MAKES FUN OF HER JUST TO TROLL ME AND I AM FUCKING SICK OF IT. JUST STOP. JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF. IT'S NOT LIKE WHATEVER GARBAGE WOMAN YOU POSTED IS ANY BETTER. JUST BECAUSE I PICKED A CLASSICALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN, AND YOU HAVE SOME ANTIFETISH AGAINST BLOND WOMEN BECAUSE THEY PICKED ON YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL, DOES NOT MEAN JESSICA IS UGLY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

Just stop. Just fucking stop. Every time I joined servers like this I would ask the person playign as jessica to please fucking STOP talking on the mic because it ruined my immersion of fantasizing and pretending it was really her. Then they asked me why and I would tell them and they'd laugh at me and I'd end up having to quit the server after throwing a grenade at them in anger.

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I just want someone to care about me

>>37594462
what about your mom anon

>>37594346
Yes that actually does look like a toy, get a better fucking computer.
>>37594401
>Jessica's man shoulders
HAHAHAHA a
And you called me a fag.

>>37589176
It got me really hard too

The idea of someone loving just your voice, the idea of you... fuck.

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My ideal GF is someone who wont get sad when I kill myself

Where's the cheating whore one?

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>>37594462
me too, anon. let's just fulfill our roll as robots, eh?

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>>37592516
He doesn't realize just how great a personality trait it is. Stop being a mommy gf for a while and he'll start complaining.

>>37592516
Please be mommy GF I would never stop appreciating it and always try to make you happy.

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Can't top this

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>>37594911
- think again, anon. ;)

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I've been listening to these drama CDs in an attempt to feel less lonely
Nep is my ideal gf
>lazy
>neet
>likes vidya
>pure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg5CtTeoKBs

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>>37594561
SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP INSILTING JESSICA

>>37595838
>those eyes
Holy shit, she's off her fucking gourd.
And those textures, looks like a girl greased up a barbie doll and gave it some make up.

I just want someone to talk to. I've never talked to someone from the opposite sex extensively. I just throw off women I guess.

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I just want my waifu to be real.
pic related.

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>tfw no gf that thinks your powerlevel is cute

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>>37591757
Well, this is rather cute in its own way.

>>37585794
This was exactly my ex, and trust me when I say you don't want a guy like that.

>>37596394
truly, this image is At The Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft

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>>37587571
put more dread in me than shovel dog
what the hek anon

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>tfw no NEET to take care of

>>37574587
E nista brate zivi u Americi

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>>37571785
my ideal gf is a lewb bune

>>37594830
Azuki best cat
Oregeno Oreos

>>37597942
Oh hello, It's me.

It's a shame I'm not into men.

I'm a NEET of 7 years. Let's pool our neetbucks together.

>>37591757
I kinda want this too a little bit...

>>37580998
Can I get this in True Neutral please?

>>37580142
>vaporwave gf
I can dig it.

>>37580017
One of my types.

>>37597942
Everything on there is me. That's a cruel troll, isn't it? It's just a joke. Like someone mocking me or something. My hair is not as long but everything else is exactly there.

[email protected] contact me here if not. I'm very lonely.

>>37571785
>please cum inside me
>I need it so badly
>as deep as you can
BONER CITY

>you'd be a good dad
>make me a mother
AW FUCK NAW

>>37596394
>>37596612
I'm mad for those mountains of hers, if you know what I'm saying.

>>37573779
>>37581524
tl;dr of me to a fucking T. I always thought I was too clingy and autisimo from being "damaged" (and completely inexperienced) in adult relationships to be considered actually desirable.

>>37571915
Probably the Megan saga and revenge on THe GAMe PLACe (now defunct).

>>37573998
Probably the best post on /r9k/ today.

>>37579748
>>37590692

that may or may not be a cartoon version of my ex-gf in that pic

I miss you Naomi

>>37590641
Despacito is the GOAT.

>>37573779
b. is that you? You told me you didn't know how to use image boards. . .

Not an alcoholic.

That's my only standard and every girl I date manages to be one. I dont even meet them at bars wtf

>>37595855
Its because shes at a different angle and no she doesn't look like a Barbie doll her tits just look weirdly big from that angle. The eyes are also because of the angle, the devs need to fix her but they abandoned the game so probably never will.....

>>37599504
gtfo normalfag. THis Is ORIginal

>>37572899
>or Adelaide
wtf dude I'm from Adelaide is this really a thing?

Gonna bump this lol

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this is my actually irl, but all femanons are ugly sodomites probably

>>37601814
>stock in AMD
Kill yourself

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>>37589538
>>37589607
AbsoIute perfection.

>>37601814
>lutheran
>amd
>austrian
what do i hate most about you?

>>37601953
>>37602028
i should clarify I don't like AMD I use Nvidia. Their stock is just doing really well rn, thats why i included it.

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I upgraded from my space warfare gf to something with broader interests.

>>37586397
>I'll hurt you
>gently at first, but then more and more
ya no thanks jeff
5000% crazy

>>37574264
Stay away you papist cuck

>>37571897
i want a blind gf, though i can't fap because she'd hear it obviously

>>37602505
>he doesn't have a blind girl hearing you fap fetish

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Original gf! Only on discord!

>>37571785
needs a NWF in the corner

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my first OC, did it 4 a friend

>>37574196
This GF type is exactly on point.

>>37594850
out of morbid curiosity, ASL?

>>37603434
22/m/Atlanta

>>37603492
ugh, that is depressing
I'm a year older than you and in an adjacent state

if things were different I would at least chat with you
:(

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>>37571897
>tfw after years of emotional neglect the inside is as horrible as the outside and the blind girl would reject you without a second thought as well

>>37603630
Who says we can't? Mommy Dom is a state of mind

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Yes, yes, I know, I know, REEEE, get out of my board etc etc. It isn't like I'll find true love here either.

even if I so desperatly wish for it ;___;

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I know it's nearly impossible but a man can dream damn it.

>>37574139
GI. GO HOME.

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>>37602505
>>37602654
>your gf Lilly is sleeping on the couch in a wine induced slumber
>fapping
>Lilly climbs into your bed, startling you because she came in so silently
>Ara ara, Anon. You know I can't let you resort to pleasuring yourself like that when I'm here.

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>Not wanting an experienced gf that will never abandon you or let you down

>>37604086
>our periods are synchronied <3
do you think this is actually fucking attractive?

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only oldfags will understand how original this is

>>37605275

Go back to k you fucking wank stain.

>>37605275
>Do I look old?
No, she looks cute!
>>37605431
Here's your (You)

>>37605431
9mmfag get out

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>>37601814
Protestant scum.

>>37605419
I had a gf like this. Then she broke up with me and killed herself.

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>>37579748
okay... this is my dream girl.

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eternal boundless light awaits