>tfw you will never have a tall bf who holds your hand and

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No, you're right, you won't. No fuck off of my board and crawl back to whatever virtual gutter your kind dwell in.
>roasted
>toasted
>cunt

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>>37570377
I'm a boy anon
and this board is my gutter

>>37570272
If you're not a degenerate tranny, I'll be your 6'5" bf

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>>37570272
>tfw no tall gf to hold you and cuddle you as the big spoon

I'm only 5'6 gals come and get me

>>37570409
>If you're not a degenerate tranny, I'll be your 6'5" bf
ok good I'm not

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>>37570272
>Will never have a clone who wants to destroy mankind with me

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Any smol boys in the US south? Smol boys are my ideal really.

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>>37570393
I like short guys like 5'4 or 5'5" but I'm only 5'9"

>>37570272
>you will never grow old and become a team of scientists that make historical breakthroughs

>>37571010
No I'm a dude why? Lol

>>37571010
>oregana
as expected, an "r u girl??" in gay thread poster is a complete fucking idiot

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>>37571166
manlets are the most desperate.

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>tfw no tiny bf to cuddle and hold tight
6'5", if you're a qt I'll be your bf.

>>37572388
>6'5", if you're a qt I'll be your bf.
y-you are really tall anon, are you also strong? Post your body desu

>tfw 6'1" and no chubby gf to cuddle with

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>>37570905
YEAH i live in florida

>>37570393
No it isn't. /lgbt/ is.

/r9k/ is a straight board. Now fuck off.

>>37572989
>straight
everyone point and LAUGH at this disgusting normie!

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>>37572989
>/r9k/ is a straight board
>this sad loser unironically believes this

take a look at the board first and then tell me it's straight newfag

>>37571192
The lonely short guy's gf is taking the pic..

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>>37572551
Decently strong, sure.
Pic related because I'm too lazy to get up, your turn.

>>37573022
I've been here for years and it was a straight board for robots until you faggots came over and tried to carve out a little piece of it for yourself.

You're fucking parasites that's slowly killing the host, reddit. You have to go back.

>>37570949
what about 5'3 guys?

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>>37573399
What the fuck are you on about? This board is a board for shitty loser people to come here and rant about their perceived problems and get even a little social interaction. If you think only straight people can be lonely desperate virgins, you're insane. I'd bet money you're not in every mommy dom thread telling them to fuck off, so why don't you just fuck off?

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>>37573317
w-wow anon, you're really muscular... You could probably pick me up and do whatever you wanted with me really easily desu...
location? compared to you I'm probably the same size as the boy in the
>>37572388
pic you posted

>>37573317
H-heh Anon what's your location?

>>37573567
I could, and I would. I like to cuddle, but I'll need to wear the both of us out first.
You sound smol, but it'd be even better to see how tiny you actually are, qt-anon.
>>37573623
US, MN.

>>37573637
Foiled again by distance.

>>37573317
>2hot4r9k.jpg
no seriously what the fuck are you doing here

>>37573751
DAMN YOU DISTANCE ALL THESE CUTE BOYS .

>>37573399
Does 4chan have a mommy dom board? No. No it doesn't. It DOES have an /lgbt/ board though right? And faggots, if they wanted to post about faggot stuff. Could post there, in the board it's supposed to fucking be in.

So why don't YOU just fuck off.

>>37573776
I'm just a failed chad trying to find a qt boy.
>>37573751
Damn, it's always distance.

>>37573776

you can be autistic and still go to the gym anon

>>37573834
Exactly. Lifting quells my autism for a little while.

>>37573399
Go engage in auto-copulation, 0001101. Gay robots need love too.

Not that I'm some sort of faggot-tron or anything.

>>37573806
4chan has /soc/, which is a normie board for (mainly) straight sex. /lgbt/ is a normie board filled with gross normie people and disgusting AIDS fags. /r9k/ is a respite for all autists tired of normie shit, and it doesn't have a set sexual orientation.
Nice bait, fag.

>>37573806
Okay let's all just agree to post images of freaky gay robo-sex.

Obviously you'll act like someone shit in the butter till you get some gay robo-porn...

>>37573317
>>37573819
just wondering anon do you consider yourself a robot?
Are you a virgin?

>>37573953
>>37573317
I'll fucking shoot myself in the throat if a 6'5 guy with that body is a virgin
Guaranteed intruder

>>37573987
Get out your gun, bby
>>37573953
Yes and yes. I'm sure tons of robots would despise me calling myself a robot, but it's all in the mentality. I can socialize well, but I never really liked most people. I'm a virgin because eim waiting for the right guy to come along before I do that.

I'm 6'3 and in need of a boy to date. I'm a top. Anyone wanna e-date me????

>>37573918
>/lgbt/ is a normie board filled with gross normie people and disgusting AIDS fags.

So just like this thread then?

> /r9k/ is a respite for all autists tired of normie shit,

And yet here you are shitting it up with normie shit, reddit.

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>>37573953
You're doing it wrong. You've got to post robo-sex pics while chatting, or his actuators won't engage. Duh.

Obviously better pics than this. I'm not into the robo-sex.

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>tfw too tall to be smolboi
>tfw too short for anyone ever
Being 5'7 sucks I hate it so much

>>37570272

Maybe some day, when these NatSoc fags die

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>>37574003
This guy is right. Gaybot here. Just because I have dozens of friends and usually fuck 5-10 guys a week and I'm super extroverted and in great shape. Doesn't mean I'm not an autist because I have the mentality of an autist because I say I do. Gaybots need love too right guys? Hee hee

>>37570272
Day of the chair is coming faggots, be warned

5'8" in California and no one near me to love me.
Cute face, nice body, I'm really nice to talk to and am a lot of fun. But I'm too robot for roasties and to robot for normies.

Dammit people. When I said gay robo-sex images, I meant something along the lines of Voltron sodomizing Godzilla.

I'm pretty sure we can all agree that such would count as at least 1/2 robo-sexual. It's like you people aren't even trying...

>>37574398
5'7" isn't too tall to be a smallboi
I think it's right on the edge desu

besides you can just get a 6'3"+ bf like
>>37573317


>>37574478
what are you gonna do, sit on me?

>>37574708
>just get a 6'3+ bf
If only it was that easy ;-;

>>37574708
>be 5'11 and think i'm too tall
>guy who's 6'6' thinks i'm cute

that's when i sank my hooks in
and never ever let him go

>>37574760
>thinks I'm cute
I can never reach that part without them being overweight or a decade older than me and I'm upsetti spaghetti

>>37574799
Maybe you should lower your standards a little.

Overweight and older guys need love too.

I'm attractive with a good personality, just a little tall.

>>37574852
It's not even my standards, I am physically not attracted to them in the same way a straight guy wouldn't be attracted to another male. I can't get hard thinking or seeing one, and the thought of getting fucked by one is actually repulsive. I can't just suddenly start wanting old, fat guy cock

>>37574852
damn anon if you fuck fat old guys you must have some extremely low standards

Maybe you should raise your standards a little

>want a small cute bf but i'm fat and autistic
>life isn't an anime

>>37576379
lose weight
go from fat -> tall

I'm a 6'1 /fit/fag but I'm shipping off to bud/s in the winter and don't want to get cucked

>>37576515
what the FUCK you gonna be a navy seal?

>tfw no navy seal bf

>>37576461
i am like 6'1. how does lose weight?

>>37577101
>i am like 6'1. how does lose weight?
just stop eating so much, it's not that hard desu

>>37577116
i definitely just eat out of boredom/wanting to taste something good, what should i do instead? smoke? drink tea?

>>37577148
Excercise you fat fuck. Do you have no self control whatsoever?

>>37577148
>i definitely just eat out of boredom/wanting to taste something good, what should i do instead? smoke? drink tea?

doesn't matter what you do anon, just don't eat so much shit

yeah go ahead and drink tea if you think that'll help

Or you could just eat less

>>37574755
just do it bro just be yourself xD

>>37576535
What do you even have to offer to a SEAL? They're all fucking turbochads and he's a turbochad in the making.

>>37578048
The guy that supposedly shot Osammer is 5'4. Lots of itty bitty manlets in sf actually, most of them are sociopaths too so they're far from normie by the usual definition.

>>37578099
That guy also has a wife. They are all turbochads without fucking exception. If he can even pass the initial pst to be allowed into bud/s he shouldn't be here, because he's already a chad or failed normie.

>>37578690
I'm a bald (at 20) slav and look more neanderthal than modern human. Most people are just afraid of me and I have never received any form of attention from a grill. Getting /fit/ doesn't cure your autism.

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>>37570377
found the agitated manlet

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>>37572388
>>37573317
>tfw no stronk tall bf

>>37578999
That's not strong, he's dyel. The only reason he has abs is because he has low body fat.

>>37579015
He's like twice the size of me anyway.

>>37579090
But he coud literally get beaten up by a manlet. Look at his tiny fucking wrists, he looks like he can lift about 30lbs.

>>37579090
you could just ask me out if you want a tall guy that much ;)

>>37578999
>>37579090
Post a pic of yourself. Getting tired of posting on here only to never get an actual response. Are you fat or ugly?

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>>37570272
looks like levi and reiner

>gays aren't as bad as roasties anon, you should embrace being a homo ;3
>OMG UR 6'2? WOW BE MY BF BE MY BF (until i cuck you for somebody even taller lel) PLS PLS PLS

>>37579166
How about YOU post pictures of yourself? Why are traps/fembois always the ones obligated to provide pics in these threads?

>>37579765
I did >>37573317. learn 2 read bitch

>>37579792
Real pictures instead of a blurry chest shot not showing anything?

Hair color?
Eye color?
Other stats??

>>37579810
How about you post something instead of playing 20q with me bitch? 1 for 1. I gave you a pic, post yours. I'm not asking for a clear face shot along with your ssn and birthdate or something.

>>37579792
You know cuteboys are like wild deer anon. You'll spook us off if you aren't careful.

>>37579853
Don't pretend you don't like aggressive guys. I want to pick you up and fuck you silly then cuddle with you. And you would enjoy it slut.

>>37579849
>im not asking for faceshots

my lewds and tons of faceshots are already all over R9K and this board in general pal. If you haven't seen them you're newfag af.

>>37576515
Feet and knees together for jump. Fucking remember that. I busted my shit and got rolled, hoping to get back in action very soon.

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>>37579881
S-shut up I'm not like that at all.

>>37579900
nice get tho

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>>37579900
lmao are you fucking serious? What makes you think you deserve me? You'd better give some seriously mindblowing head.

>>37579907
You're probably fat though since you still haven't posted a pic so idk if I could lift you lmao. You can't get a guy like me if you put 0 effort into your own body.

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>>37579926
>thread about comfy cuddle bfs
>egofag walks in

please leave

>>37579923

not even a get

>>37579937
I'm not fat I only weigh 65kg, I'm not posting a pic because the size is too large and there are creeps here, marker on the map has shown me that.

>>37579967
Is that really you? I remember your trip being "Arabnon" not "Arabanon"

>>37579192
it's mob and reigen

>>37579978
learn to use two markers + learn to not mark your actual place but instead a random point within 500km.

>>37579980

my old trip got hijacked, this is my new one

inb4 timestamp

>>37579967
My ego is well deserved. I'm 6'5 and have a great body that everyone obviously wants.

>>37579978
>take pic of butt
>convert to jpg
>post
It's pretty simple slut.

>>37579999
Ha. Add getting quads on top of that. Life just works for me I guess ;)

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>>37580031
Only because quads shitlord otherwise I'd tell you to fuck off.

>>37570272
I have that :o

Cancerous faggotry needs to go back to its containment board.

>>>/lgbt/

>>37580285
Only because quads, riiiight c;
but dam gurr you gotta fat booty. I'd love to bounce you up and down and make you cum all over yourself. Where you from generally? Denver here.

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>>37580352
Nope Melbourne, good luck crossing an ocean to get here.

>>37580417
I got plenty of money believe me. When can I come over?

>>37580352
>>37580417

hahaha gay chad BTFO

stay lonely skyscraper :P

>>37578778
Holy shit where do i get porn like that

>>37580352
holy shit what a fucking retard

kill yourself fucking normie

>I'm gonna act like a douche chad and they're gonna flock to me

>>37580464
>tallfag can't find a bf in denver so he has to try to find hookups on r9k and promise to fly to another continent to find someone. Sad !

Shouldn't you just go back to playing basketball ?

>>37580502
It's an exotic vacation. I'd love to dick an aussie desu. Don't get jelly because you've been cursed with horrible manlet genes.
>>37580496
But it works does it not? I even got aussie slut to post a pic for me :3

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>>37580352
can you leave this fucking thread please

>>37580553
Not until you post your butt for me little girl.

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>>37580551
I'm not a slut if I'm still a virgin and you aren't coming over here to fight me in the Thunderdome.
This is what Australia is really like.

>>37580564
I haven't cringed so much in R9K for a long time

he's getting shit on but still asks for pics

Buy yourself some dignity you piece of shit

>>37579900

what the actual fuck

how can you upload pictures of yaself lookin like that? i'd be dodging mirrors left and right because O Lawd I don't want to summon the bastardization of our Lord after his 40 day desert fast

>>37580668
>trying to get lewds by calling me skinny

kill youreslf faggot

you're probably >>37580564
>>37580551

>>37580695
Nah that's not me. I'd love to see your phat booty, long as you put a bag over your head I'd do you.

>>37580663
You haven't ever gotten ANY pics on here buddy :)

>>37580613
I'll make you my slut if I'm ever in straya some day. Might take a vacation there this summer even.

>>37580668
He just need stop cut his hair back. Rawr xd isn't cute anymore.

Just wait until everyone in the US wakes up and normie faggots will be lynched from this thread

>>37580613

I saw one of those at an assembly where some crocodile hunter dundee looking motherfucker was telling stories about austrialia, then proceeded to play one for like ten minutes.

My question is, does the gay porn in question play the digiridoo in his ass? That would make some CRAZY vibrations, wouldn't it? It'd be like sounding only way more intense. And in your ass, of course.

Gays cannot be robots
Gays can always get sex anytime they want
Gays are no different to females in this regard

lmao yall act like you actually WANT a fat autist to be your bf. I'm tall, sexy and /fit/ af. Outgoing and fun loving and I know how to make a butt feel good. What's not to like ;)

>>37580857
> What's not to like ;)

That you're a normie faggot that's shitting up this board.

>>37580840
This. We need to be in every one of these threads every day reminding these roasties with a cock they shouldn't be here.

There's plenty of other boards for assfucking cocksuckers. There's only one for robots.

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>>37570272
I had a tall boyfriend, 5'1 femlet and 6'4 giant did not go well. Since he was chubby people would think he must destroy me with his huge dick, they would kind of try not to laugh.

Really it was below average. Pictures were too awkward unless you zoom all the way out, and even walking together felt weird. 6'0 is a good height

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>>37580790
r9k sure took its effect on you friend

>>37580891
But I can help you become a normie just like me and teach you to enjoy life. Would you really rather sit here wallowing in self pity instead of having a big strong daddy pick you up and make you feel good for once?

>>37580817
I didn't watch it but it was probably culturally enriching.

what form of fucking autism have i stumbled upon itt

>>37570905
Where in the south?
Also discord?

>>37580790
Well? They're all up now and not a peep ;)

>>37580313
>I have that :o
I hope your bf dies
only I deserve this feel

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Laughing at the virgins getting mad at the alphalfa male herding his flock.

>>37583245
the guy is a virgin and clearly autistic enough to be a robot
I don't get why people are getting so butthurt about him using ;) faces

>>37579900
CUTE ORIGINAL

LONDONNNNN

shit i neex your nudes now

>>37580840
what are closet fags?

Your move.

>>37580840
If this was true why am I still a KHV virgin

being a robot transcends sexuality

>>37574938
oh welp another example of cutebois being chads/stacies in different packaging..

fucking snob

>>37583513
>I don't want to date an obese 40 year old
>FUCKING NORMALFAGS, HOW DARE THESE BOYS NOT DATE ME, THESE STANDARDS ARE RIDICULOUS
ok

>>37583513
What? Are you saying that I should be attracted to everyone and everything? I'm sure there are some physical features or people that you aren't attracted to, that's just how sexuality works. I'm sorry you don't have the mental capacity to understand another robot not wanting you, but that's just how things are unfortunately and it's not really possible to just 180 change what I like/don't like.

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>>37572989
>/r9k/ is a straight board
>actually believing this
normie get out

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this board has really gone to shit

>>37583458

You are a virgin by choice
You could easily go to a gay bar and get assfucked if you wanted

>>37583576
I believe his point was that you have no right to complain when you choose to keep high standards and dismiss the people in your league. You are similar to Stacies in that you have options but choose to masquerade yourself here in an attempt to get pity.

>>37583542
But would you date a 40yo if he was tall, /fit/ and had a nice face?

>>37583803
What the fuck? Since when was not wanting someone twice my age and twice my weight considered a "high standard". You're seriously delusional

>>37583804

Not the same guy but being obese is unattractive. I'd get a 40 year old fit bf but not a obese one.

>>37570505
I want this. I want to be warm and secure. I want to be held. I want to be the little spoon.

I'm 6'3"

>>37583885
Wanting more than you're worth is a high standard. Those are the only people that have continued interest in you and thus your league.

>>37584085
Sorry to tell you but 40 year olds who are 275+lbs are most definitely not my "league". I've gotten interest from twinks and femboys too, I'm just too autistic for any of them to stay interested.

>>37584172
>I'm just too autistic for any of them to stay interested.
Then they're not in your league.

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>>37584172
post a pic of u


oragami

>>37584314
Am shy post your discord or something desu

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>>37584376
Im extremly shy too and I probably too scared to send a picture of myself

but it u still wanna add me..

josh #1089

>>37580840
I'm a closet gay and virgin

>>37583804
>But would you date a 40yo if he was tall, /fit/ and had a nice face?

No
He's closer to my dad's age than my age

Anyone over a decade is stretching it honestly, they would always look at me like a literal child I think, wouldn't really be an equal relationship

>>37583774
you can easily go to a college dorm or post on tinder and get fucked

what a stupid post

>>37584552
everyone can tell you are gay

>>37584704
From what I've encountered guys that are 35 to about 55 are just happy to have the company and are generally much more affectionate. They haven't really treated me like a kid unless I asked for advice on something, and even then it was in a cute parenty way. It's when you get to 65+ that the dementia starts setting in and they turn into perverted pseudo rapists.

Also yes I am a normie slut ree etc

>>37584992
Not really, I'm 22 and so far one has been able to tell that I'm gay, my deeply homophobic parents did a great job and it's not like I'm into gay culture or lifestyle, I'm just a perfectly normal guy that has no interest in real woman, I'm not even really kinky as I don't like anal sex, I just realized pretty late that the only people that I ever feel the hots for were guys.

>>37585224
You'd like anal the second you played with your prostate.

>>37585177
where do you even meet those guys

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>>37585177
also did they buy stuff for you or not really

>>37585577
Gold digger detected

Don't worry anon, I am too

>tfw 5'5"
Is there any hope for me, any hope at all in finding a cute bf to cuddle?
Probably not.

>>37585659
To get a cute bf you also have to be a cute bf. That being said, I personally don't care about height at all and if I don't then there are others that don't too

>>37585699
I guess I'm cute, the problems I have is socializing and being in public with another guy.

>>37585562
Most of them I just meet while I'm out and about. If they look like they've had a bad day I flirt with them a bit to try to make them feel better and it goes from there.
>>37585577
They did but it was all voluntary. You shouldn't jew lonely old guys anon, they're too innocent. Find a rich chad for that.

>>37585841
>I guess I'm cute, the problems I have is socializing and being in public with another guy.
I wanna grab your hand in public and hold it tightly and make sure that EVERYONE sees

>>37585841
That's literally the same as me life is s u f f e r i n g

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>>37585984
how exactly do you flirt anon??
you are definitely a normalfag desu

>>37586036
>implying I don't know how to release from a hold
Don't be so sure of yourself.
>>37586109
The other issue is my brother.
A bisexual confided in him about his sexuality while he was in a detention center and he exposed him.
I assume he wouldn't be too proud of me.

>>37586176
How about you drop the attitude before I drop you with a mac10 bitch. I'm 6'5 and a lot fucking stronger than you, lmao I could literally do whatever I wanted to you.

>>37586387
>implying further implications
Nigga, you best take a step back, 'fo I whip out ma glock 15-47 and bust caps all up in ya.
Nigga.
Even though my state doesn't allow me to conceal carry until I'm 21, so my only two options are to stab you or run away.

>>37586387
>says he can escape from holding hands
>threatens to murder him with a machine pistol
Hmmmmmm

>>37573478
>go into gay club
>instant bf
You guys have it just as easy as women.

>>37586544
A good slut doesn't try to escape their master.

>>37586616
Nobody goes to a gay bar to find a bf.

>>37586641
I'm not a slut.
This probably isn't original.

>>37586708
I think that anon has a very weird misconception of what a dom bf would be and act like...

>>37586763
It's not dom, it's called being fucking ALPHA unlike the rest of the spineless cucks on this board. I'm the type of guy that'll pick you up and fuck you silly like the little girl you are then cuddle you. But if you step out of line once you're going to be punished. If you want to be with somebody like me >>37573317 you need to prove your worth as a good servant.

>>37573022
I have fapped to that so many times

>>37586763
His behavior is off putting.

>>37586840
It's not dom, it's called being fucking AUTISTIC unlike the rest of the regular people on this board.

Memes aside you sound really selfish and dumb but hey, you do you

>>37586840
>Alpha
>hasn't even had sex yet
Drop the act, it clearly hasn't worked.

>>37587027
I've given you the opportunity to get fucked by a normal, well adjusted, rich and fucking sexy guy and you act all uptight because waaah extroversion = bad, /r9k/ told me so :(

Reconsider this chance I've given you. You won't get it again.

>>37572989
lol /lgbt/ is way less gay. This is the true faggot board

>>37586840
alpha lmao you've got toothpick arms and auschwitz abs. i'm a 5'6 turbomanlet and could beat the shit out of you

>>37587088
Oh I have, I've dicked lots of local guys and even a few of their gfs. Manlets lmao, all cucks. It's just always nice to add a few more to the harem ;)

>>37587102
Your behavior is not normal, well-adjusted, or sexy in the slightest, and you probably aren't rich either. There's a major difference between being an aggressive twat who overreacts at everything and being "extroverted". You have not given me nor anyone else here a chance for any of that. No contact info, no location, nothing. This is a thinly veiled attempt to boost your ego by pretending to me someone you're not and hoping it works.

>>37586926
Seriously. It just screams of a clingy control freak who wants a breathing fleshlight rather than a bf.

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>>37587102
>"I've given you the opportunity to get fucked by a normal, well adjusted, rich and fucking sexy guy"
>"Reconsider this chance I've given you. You won't get it again."
I hope this isn't serious
>>37587168
>>37574003
>"Yes and yes."
>"I'm a virgin because eim waiting for the right guy to come along before I do that."

>>37587138
How about you shut the fuck up and don't ever talk to me like that again, bitch. I could fucking kill you from across the room with one punch and you'd never see it coming. If you can't handle the heat of the competition with me, don't play around with the stove.

>>37587215
Okay this is now officially the worst bait I've ever seen just stop respond to this dude please

>>37587204
I'm from Denver. If you want access to this hot hunk of meat you gotta post your info first like an obedient slut.

what the fuck is happening here
i need a quick rundown

>>37586387
Is this the guy that posted the pic and was chatting up the guy from strayla ?

>>37587333
Indeed it is baby. Come back for more?

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>>37587252
>>37573637
>"US, MN"
Denver isn't in Minnesota.
>>37587308
Some guy is larping, apparently.
Through the preponderance of evidence, I have come to this conclusion.

>>37587346

I am not the guy from Australia

>>37587368
Ya, that poster is most definitely a fucking larper. I took a break from the chan to go get my dick sucked by the local librarian twink. None of that's true. I'm from Denver, like sex a loooot more than cuddling.

This cuck is literally ruining the thread with his shitty bait and everyone is falling for it wtf

>>37587454
You're ruining the thread by being a cuck and drawing imaginary lines. Are you legitimately autistic? Were you dropped on your head as a baby? Actually with a mug that ugly you must've gotten thrown lmao

>>37573317
this is fake lol
i bet you wont take another picture with a time stamp

>>37587757
check enggerm

>>37587783
>check enggerm
what the fuck is that

>tfw 5'5 but not very cute
>want a tall bf to dominate me, hold me and tease with my feet

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>>37580973
>Would you really rather sit here wallowing in self pity instead of having a big strong daddy pick you up and make you feel good for once?

Obviously.

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>>37587393
>This thread kept going after I went to bed
Wtf guys pls stop.

>>37588418
You're bumping it tho m8

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>>37588418
This thread will die within the next 8 hours because I am going to sleep now

>>37588497
>not depriving yourself of sleep in order to get a bf
It's like you don't even want to be loved.

>>37588477
I got (you)s though I feel I need to commit to it getting 250+ replies.

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>Your qt shorter than you bf will never sit against you playing video games
>He will never wriggle around excitedly as he's playing the game
>He will never give you an awkward boner by accidentally rubbing against your crotch

>>37588680
>Awkward boner
It's true love Anon there's no way around it.

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>>37588869
But, Anon, boys aren't supposed to do that sort of thing

>>37589112
Then why was I fantasising about it a few hours ago?

>tfw I will never squirm around on an anons lap while we play video games together

These threads are posted over and over yet no one is from TEXAS.

Reeeeeeeeee

>>37589341
At least be glad that there at least people from the US in these threads.
They're hell for Yuros like me.

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>tfw I don't know where to find a qt boi/trap to play games and watch anime and do buttstuff with
>tfw I tried to find sympathy on /cuteboys/ earlier, but then I remembered that 8ch is a dead board
>even their captcha was making fun of me

>>37589366
Anglos can't be robots

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>>37589449
literally nobody on /cb/ answered me

sad :(

>>37589449
Damn dude none? /Cuteboys/ dies off so quickly sometimes. What kind of games do you play?

>>37589449
>8ch
wasn't this filtered earlier
I'm almost 100% sure it was

>>37585984
Tell us more about your experiences desu

were these guys single? Did you ever have a thing with a married guy?

>>37573317
what do you weigh? anything under 220 at that height is H U N G R Y S K E L E T O N

>>37579900

Wait are you that fucking Saudi kid from /lgbt/?

>>37590037
>asking a normalfag to elaborate
Kill yourself.

>>37572989
/lgbt/ is just a bunch of trannies whining and saying that their mental disability is a - ok or whatever. I just want a nice bf, yet /lgbt/ is just a bunch of perverted faggots.

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>wearing shorts because it's hot outside
>people are starting to notice my shaved legs

>>37590128
>wearing shorts ever
>not covering yourself so only your bf can see you

>>37589731
>What kind of games do you play?
I don't really have a strict preference, I usually play PC games on the weekends, but I also enjoy Nintendo stuff too

>>37590148
but it's hot outside friend

>>37570393
degen faggot go back to /lgbt/ or /hm/. aberrations like you are destroying this board, GTFO. kys fag

>>37590161
Post discord I'll help you get a cute bf

>>37590198
wow you really showed me anon
I'm never gonna post again now

>>37590270
I have the link on my clipboard rn, but what I want to know is how exactly giving a random stranger my Discord will solve anything

>>37590407
>I have the link on my clipboard rn, but what I want to know is how exactly giving a random stranger my Discord will solve anything
He will solve your problems

>>37590485
Didn't they teach you in school that giving random strangers your Discord gives you AIDS?!?

>>37590407
I'm previous ausanon

>>37590771
well that anon isn't in Australia, he has sprint

join the telegram group boys

t.me/boypussy

>>37590907
Do you accept non-virgins?

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>>37590945
I just found it like 3 seconds ago anon, literally just found the group and posted the link here

I'm assuming that those with an interest in boypussy will be good people but I know nothing about it

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>>37590945
but personally no I do not. leave my board IMMEDIATELY Norman

>>37590771
That doesn't tell me anything, I just joined the thread

Besides, I'm a Californiafag

>>37591076
Where? Original request to know approximate whereabouts

>>37591130
>>37591076
I didn't even have to say anything and there you go.

>>37591130
Let's just say I live very close to Knott's berry farm

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We really need an /r9gay/ board to hole all the trapfags. They're not robots but they aren't full /soc/ normies or flaming /lgbt/ faggots either.

>>37591272
You got a solid reason for hating traps, or are you just a jealousfag?

>>37589341
Houston, here.
FOOLED YOU >:)

>>37591303
Not him but I also hate traps

>tfw ugly cute and not good enough for a boyfriend

>>37590128
>>37590172
Wear loose jeans or thin pants.

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>>37591394
We've all been there Anon, we're cute to somebody.

>>37591470
everybody calls me cute, but IRL it's a different story. Somehow photos are magic

>>37591536
>Somehow photos are magic
It's almost as if there was a program that could somehow alter photos to your liking... but no, such technology couldn't possibly exist

>>37591536
>everybody calls me cute, but IRL it's a different story. Somehow photos are magic
Let's see these magic photos then~

>>37591536
I bet you're really cute anon, regardless of what pictures do.

>>37591380

I remember you bully

>>37592133
Yep!
Did I say Houston last time, or was it Dallas?

>>37570505
looks like shes wearing a diaper lmao

>>37591218
Anaheim??????????? Originality

>>37591591
I'm not that delusional lmao

>>37592027
if it wasn't r9k i'd share

>>37592061
thanks anon, i try my best. It's hard tho when u look in the mirror

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xpost cuz lazy
>All I want is a life partner. A fire buddy. We don't have to cuddle; I think I'd be uncomfortable with that too. Banging would go well beyond that as well. I just want a mutually supportive partner. Sleeping together --in the most literal sense-- is a bonus, but more as a reassurance that I can sleep next to someone who I don't need to fear than as someone I can fondle who'll fondle me back. In fact, getting fondled sounds nice, but I know I'd hate it since I did get fondled once and hated it.

>>37592495
Isn't that more like a friend?
We all would like a good friend.

>>37592625
you dont sleep with your friends, be it purely literally and wholesomely or in the euphmistic sense of penetrative sex

i want a safe-feeling hug

>>37592495
But are you a cute boy or hot boy?

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>>37592759
probably neither, i do hide behind fursmut after all

>>37591272
>We need a new r9straight to hole all the straightfags taking our space*

>>37592336
Yea, Anaheim

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>>37570272
im a 6' masculine bisexual man. i want a short black young bf to feed me his cum every morning and top me every night.

>>37592781
Furry shit is fag tier find a proper fetish

>>37590128
>Had to stop shaving legs because summer is coming.

I'm trying to keep it short but not noticeably so with my trimmer but it's not easy.

>>37593398
Why are you shy anon? Is anyone gonna call you out for it?

You can still wear long pants you know, I never wear shorts and I live in Saudi Arabia, are whites THAT sensitive to heat?

>>37591076
>Besides, I'm a Californiafag
WHERE

>>37593615
Yes, we are literally snowmen.

>>37593615
People will think I'm gay if they see my legs.

Also fuck the heat, anything above 25 C is soul suckingly hot. I wish it was 15 and overcast year round.

>>37592947
i-if only you were feminine

>>37594122
>browse fag threads
>wants bf
>wants to shave legs
"b-but people will think I'm gay"
Why not just embrace it?

>>37594474
I am gay, but that doesn't mean I want people to know if, I just shave just to be ready Incase an opportunity comes up

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>>37594589
good luck finding an opportunity outside of /r9k/ than, anon

>>37570272
Wait a fucking second that's Mob x Reigen

>>37573637
Low-key I live in MN, I'd be down for a hook-up.

>>37594753
That's not actually him anon he just found some photo online

note him refusing to post a timestamp

>>37579900
how dangerous is it to be a fag in saudi arabia?

>>37595062
Very dangerous if you're an open gayboi

>no big undead bf to roleplay being alive with who takes pleasure in nothing except almost motionless cuddles, just like you
Oh shit gonna drink again 2nite!!!

>>37579900
>>37595071
pls keep the thread alive arabanon we have to beat that fucking hug your family thread

>>37595217
>tfw in both threads
I'll give the other one a bump, just to balance them out.

>>37595264
you degenerate piece of literal garbage, why would you do that?

those threads are killing our board, they spam their shit every day

just make sure this thread is bumped but not too bumped pls, that one is slightly ahead so it should die sooner.

>>37595438
>they spam their shit every day
>those threads are killing our board
The same could be said about these kinds of threads, bozo.
The difference being is that there aren't multiple threads covering that topic, it's just the one.
And I see your reverse psychology, it ain't working.

>>37595104
I'll be your spoogy bf let's lay here in silence until the world ends. I would not and in fact could not ever let you go fron my tight, loving, and very reassuring grip, ever. Ever ever. Rigor mortis would have us frozen in space and time as a single entity and neither of ua would ever need to be alone again for an entire eternity. Just take my clammy hand man and ignore the fucked up face cause you'll learn to love it. Said anon to himself while pretending to be someone else

>>37595062
dead-dangerous, rape was something I narrowly avoided on a semi-daily basis back when I used to go out, now I'm prisoning myself until I leave here.

You could also get executed if they get alot evidence on you

>>37595217
I will bump it until I sleep at afternoon, good night to you anon
>tfw can't ever count on europefags to keep our threads are alive, leeches.

>>37595481

>the same could be said about these kinds of threads
How can you say the same thing about OUR threads on OUR RIGHTFULLY OWNED board? You think traps are taking over R9K when it's the other way around? Please leave our threads, cuck.

>>37595587
Why did you call me a cuck, I am not into cuckoldry.
Anways, /r9k/ belongs to the people.
And that people, have very diverse interests.
But you wouldn't understand, since you're clearly not right in the head.

>>37595666
you are a cuck faggot

>>37595666
not him, but i've been here since the board was fucking made
i followed this piece of this to the chon back when it was shut down (i never namefagged so i can't really prove it, and i remember the chon /r9k/ being bland and unremarkable)
i was here back when fucking AMDG posted, i was here when it was "gangbang of whining", i bitched about "alpha" and "beta" back when "beta" was an insult

and yet i am an "invader" because /pol/ doesn't like these threads

my question to you is, what do you have for me
what the fuck am i supposed to do about you calling threads i post in, threads i used to post myfuckingself, an "invasion", when I was here before this board fucking existed, when I've been here since before randall munroe had his shitty idea
how am i supposed to take it when you say "trapfags can't be robots", when I'm 5'4" and two years shy of being a wizard

how are you going to reconcile my facts with your bullshit

>>37595969
Keep on flinging names, doesn't change the facts.
>>37596226
So you can't handle a bunch of pissy /pol/fags from making fun of you, trying to drive you out?
You expect me to believe that you been here for as long as you're saying, yet you can't handle that sort of thing?
And with the whole invasion bullshit, who fucking cares, I'd wager that there's more than just you trying to secure their influence on this board.
None of them will make progress and nothing they did would have mattered.
And quit with your fucking sob story, hundreds of other people like you and they get no sympathy.
Don't bother people, chances are that they won't bother you, and ignore those that do.
Have some thick skin.

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Herp a derp.

Why is rimming such a fun thing?

ORIGINALE

>>37596226
If you aren't him, why are you responding like it was addressed to you?

Also, pics, slut

>i want a bf ree etc
>but i'm not willing to do anything that would even remotely suggest i'm gay

Like how fucking retarded do you have to be? Nobody is going to call you out for shaving your legs because nobody gives a fuck. You will never get a bf unless you openly present yourself as a fag, such as wearing suggestive clothes and shaving. And even if somebody did call you a fag why would you care?

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>>37597112
shit

you're right


this hits pretty close to home anon. i guess i've basically just been wanting to be swept off my feet and such. wantd a relationship without having to invest anything in it.

>>37597145
But Anon I want to be swept of my feet too.

>>37597328
Then dress in skimpy clothes and shave.

>>37595587
>You could also get executed if they get alot evidence on you
>rape was something I narrowly avoided on a semi-daily basis back when I used to go out
why don't you try dressing and looking like a normal teen then?

>>37597454
Because I don't want to die in a different way (by killing myself because I'm forcing myself to be someone else and act like someone else). I'm safe for 2.5 years now that I'm never going out unless absolutely forced to and isolated from people. I'm applying in a week to study overseas in Canada now that I scored high on all the required tests and I can be with better people. I just hope I don't become a turboslut.

>>37597413
I do shave, my fashion just extends to blue jeans and a white T-shirt

>>37597791
You need to go to your local hot topic or other generic faggy clothes store. You don't have to dress like fucking sailor moon but you should get some more cutesy clothes even if it's just some graphic tees or something. Of course you could dress like sailor moon if you want, nobody's stopping you.

Also jeans are generally unflattering if you're trying to be cute unless they're tight, for pants you're better off with chinos in earthy colors. You could go full hipster barista and get a beanie and glasses too.

>>37597791
You don't have to wear really flamboyant clothes. It differs for people's styles and what niches they want to fill, for me I just went with tighter clothes across the board.

>>37598320
you're also a fucking arab. all of the normies wear tight clothes now, it's not just a gay thing anymore.

>>37598354
Since when?

Pretty sure only chads do it now. Not every other guy.

>>37598371
Most young guys are wearing tight clothes especially in bigger cities. Older guys and rednecks in flyover territory don't. If you want to stand out as a homo among guys that already dress like homos you need to go a bit further.

>>37598400
You want him to wear a skirt and look stupid?

>>37598460
no you dumb mudshit, i mean vnecks or shirts with faggy things on them along with the tight pants

>>37598460
Plaid skrits are pretty great js

>>37598483
>vnecks
what a shitty suggestion. He wants to look like a cuteboi not a fucking chad.

Well we don't know what he looks like. Everyone has their own style and their own niche. It's not the same for everyone. But seriously? Vnecks? lmao kys

>>37598505
spend a day in literally any american city and you'll find out very quickly that fags looove wearing black or brightly colored vnecks. it's not just chads

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>tfw slowly growing cones from hrt

>>37598610
This isn't the thread for you you retarded tranny

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>>37598610
they probably look awkward and ugly as fuck, i bet

that must be shitty, to take pills to receive tits and the tits that you grow are misshapen and unattractive

>>37598582
There's a difference from
>looking like a fag
and
>looking femme/qtboy

Vneck will make you look more masculine. Not cute.

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>>37598610
I'm not a tranny, anon and atleast I'm actually into guys unlike most people in these threads.
>>37598693
It is shitty but it's better than the alternative of getting progressively more and more masculine. I wonder if and how much I'll regret this in a few years but I think I would regret it more if I never made the decision to start hrt and went through my gay death in a few years.

>>37598750
>im into guys

go to fucking /lgbt/ than. Full-trannies aren't welcome here

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>>37598750
>i'm actually into guys
same dood

>strong, well-toned men with large muscles and tons of body hair/strong beards
so fucking hot, tbqh

>>37598743
What you're describing you may as well transition. Vnecks are the go to shirt for fags which is what everyone is trying to tell you, you're trying to establish that you're a homo. Qt bois like you have pictured in your head do not exist.

>>37598788
Are guys actually into body hair? I'm a fucking werewolf and was seriously contemplating getting rid of it.

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>>37598808
are you shitting me

guys with thick body hair are ridiculously sexy. i love it. when they shave their bodies, they look like little boys. i like MEN, and men are hairy

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>>37598797
he exists.

/picrelated/ also exists.

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>>37598884
he's boyishly cute, and all, but... his torso is all kinds of fucked off

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>>37598788
>strong, well-toned men with large muscles and tons of body hair/strong beards
I prefer guys who are fit and masculine but not completely /mascgen/ either. Body hair on guys can be hot but not when there is too much of it. Basically Chad types without acting too Chad.

>>37598015
My parents don't know I feel it would be too obvious.

>>37598582
>>37598743
So I shouldn't? Or I should?
I'm confused whatever I wear will be baggy on me I've got a slim body.

>>37598884
He also went tranny and will probably kill himself in a few years.

>>37598925
>>37598884
Looks like me but I don't have that haircut anymore, also those glasses are comically large.

>>37598925
Stop caring what your parents think.

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>>37598920
so, you only like guys who have strictly ottermode aesthetics?

that's pretty dumb, i mean, those kinds of guys are still real girly

i can't be the only faggot here who has legitimate lumberjack fantasies, am i?

>>37598925
You should. Draw attention to yourself so people know you're a fag, worry about being qt or whatever the fuck these people talk about after the fact. It's all about your face and body, clothes just help people know you are indeed a fag and not just some really feminine guy.

>>37598925
Do it don't listen to some retarded fucking arab who's forced to wear kkk robes all day. Dress however you want once you get a bf but you do need to present as gay if you want guys to approach you or take the hint you're flirting to begin with.

>>37598956
They've done a lot for me I don't want to disappoint then or just throw that I like men on suddenly, maybe if I had a boyfriend and some more confidence I could but I've only told a few friends and my counselors
>>37598992
I feel like I could just wear a rainbow wristband or something I don't want to come off as a flaming faggot.
>>37599005
They don't have the freedom we have he's probably expecting too much.

>>37598968
I'm not very girly so I like guys that are tall, hairy, muscular etc because they make me feel more femme in comparison.

>>37599119
Same I really like manly men, makes me feel safe and protected.