Show me a better flavor of Pop Tarts

Watermelon is better.

wild berry

>>37568824
disgusting bad taste eat shit die and never post on my board again

>>37568809
Those are the tip toppest keks.
>>37568824
No.
>>37568829
Good mother fucking runner up right here.
My go two.

>>37568809
allow me to offer the detailed explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mig3skMcD0

>>37568809
Can't. That is, in fact, the best flavor

>>37568809
They look real fucking sickly. Also the best flavour is just the regular chocolate ones. Also
>200 calories per pastry
>19g of sugar
Fuck, that's the last time I ever by pop tarts.

>>37568809
You bitches will never know the true flavor of Cherry Pop-Tarts.
That and Vanilla Latte (limited flavor, but massively bretty gud)

>>37568809
i want those in my mouth right now.
but no mommy always buys the fucking publix brand poptarts with no fucking frosting GOD DAMMIT MOMMY THEY ARE NOT THE SAME JUST GET THE REAL ONES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37568809
S'mores is fucking disgusting. Give me Blueberry.

>>37568906
>>200 calories per pastry
>>19g of sugar
Who cares?

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>>37568809
These are top tier poptarts.

>>37568809
red velvet

cupcake

>>37568974
too much chocolate

>>37569012
That's not a bad thing though. That's a great thing.

>>37568809
Cookies and cream, wtf smores? Do you even into poptarts? Birthday cake is a close second.

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these are the best , no exceptions

>>37569209
lol wtf there's barely any frosting on those

>>37569226
that's the best part, you savor it

I love everything smores/cookies and cream but the poptart ones don't taste that good. The strawberry and blueberries ones are the best ones

>200 calories
>pure carbs and sugar
FUCK THAT

>>37569292
>muh sugar

200 calories per pastry. What a waste of caloric intake. I would rather eat an egg. Pop tarts will make you fat.

>>37569166
>Birthday cake
I bought 2 boxes of these and both boxes were full of stale unsealed packs I was pissed when walmart wouldn't fucking refund me.

>>37568974
i tried to post this exact image. chocolate fudge master race.

>>37569388

it's okay to have a snack once in a while. it's not like liking pop tarts means you're sentenced to eat them every day for the rest of your life.

Dont buy red velvet cake poptarts, they suck ass.

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Objectively the best flavor and ultimate robot snack

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>>37568809
I can't anon, you picked the best

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These are my new fav, sucks they're limited edition

>>37570454
my man

List goes
1. Cookies N Creme
2. Hot Fudge Sundae
3. Smores

brown sugar and cinnamon

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>>37568809
bad taste detected

best one is pic related

cinnamananonom are the best, always.

I was super hyped for the peanut butter ones but something is wrong with them. When you put them in the toaster they don't turn crispy... they kinda like... melt into floppy, soft squares.

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wow that was difficult

It doesn't matter the flavor, what matters is how you eat them.

frozen>toasted>plain

The fruit flavors are fucking nasty. And anyone who disagrees has shit taste.

>>37570678
how boring

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>no one posted the caramel

>>37570582
You are the person that i am agreeing with right now

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>>37570547
>>37570582
Patrician taste detected

how does it feel to have superior taste boys?

I'm a third world monkey and this isn't available here

Could someone describe the consistency of the toppings and fillings? Most of the biscuits here have pretty much solid fillings, even though they advertise them as "creamy", are things different in the developed world?

>plow through an 8-pack in about 15 minutes
>think "huh, that was a nice snack"
>look at the nutrition label

>>37570810
Every time.
org

>>37570810
>plow through an 8-pack in about 15 minutes
How fat/high are you?

>>37570810
I used to eat an 8 pack every other day and I ballooned to somewhere around 200 lbs. They're so damn good but fuck are they for you

Just saw these is wal mart

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>>37570901

My fault.

These look like pure diabetes

>>37570919
Sweet Jesus I can taste the beetus.

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SILENCE you fools! for these are the greatest poptarts ever conceived. And if you say otherwise. Thou art a faggot

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>>37568809
>>37568974
>>37569209
>>37570503
>>37570678

You guys are all wrong. Pumpkin pie takes the cake.

>respect to blueberry, best fruit one

>>37570919
those honestly look disgusting

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Instantly disregard all opinions as utter trash, please. The true master is among you but only for a limited time.

>>37571021
this is godtier when you mix it with ice cream

>>37568809
Strawberry is the goat

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Chocolate Chip Pop-Tarts are the GOAT, especially when served warm with a glass of ice-cold milk.

>>37570582
It's easier to eat more of these without feeling gross than the other kinds.

>>37568809
Can't because you posted my favorite flavor.

Haven't ate any in like a year though.

>>37568809
>this is what Americans believe in

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Taste the flavor. Taste the fun

>>37571674
true answer. always buy them whenever I see them

>>37571856
t. mad euroshit

>>37572009
Not everything is bad in Europe. I think claiming a corn starch sponge soaked in corn syrup were a good source of vitamis and minerals is illegal here.

>>37572177
>he thinks robots give a shit about being healthy

/soc/ is that way >>> Chad

Do you neckbears eat them out of the package or toast them before you eat them?

>>37568809

Marshmellows are fucking disgusting.

smores is shit bitchboi

Toasted brown sugar and a glass of cold milk
Terrible breakfast, excellent dessert

I love the raspberry flavoured pop tarts if there's a limited edition flavor that catches my eye I'll buy even better if there on sale

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>not enjoying the superior toaster strudel

>>37572924
poor mans poptart and they require a shit load of work to be passable defeating the purpose of an easy to eat snack

>>37572924
they're greasy as shit and taste like paper

1. Root beer
2. Confetti cupcake
3. Cookies N Cream
4. Strawberry

>>37573318
Motherfucker there are root beer flavored pop-tarts?

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>>37573771
hell yea and i'm a bitch for anything even remotely root beer flavored

>>37568809
strawberry frosted

>>37572924

Love those but they're wayyyyyy tooooo fattening for me

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>>37568809
>>37570454
I'm torn between smores and sundae. Smores is my favorite, but sundae is so sweet.
>>37568974
Fudge is definitely a runner up.
>>37571674
Also good

But let's be honest guys. If you really want a throwback you grab these.

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you're all off your goddamn rockers

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>>37573867
Good taste anon glad someone said it

>>37574310
wow default ass poptart

I bet vanilla ice cream is your favorite too ya boring faggot

>>37568809
The fruit flavored ones are honestly the only good ones.

Everything else is too rich and gives me nausea.

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>Not eating Strawberry milkshake poptarts

>>37574346
the fuck were they thinking when they made this flavor?

>>37568809
Literally any other flavor is ten times better than that shit.

Fuck you for making me respond to this failure of a thread. Kill yourself you fat piece of shit.

Also, sage.

>>37574657

They're amazing, anon.

But hot fudge sundae is objectively the GOAT. Eat one with a cold glass of milk and TELL me you don't experience hands free orgasm.

Brown sugar cinnamon, smores, cookie dough, and the root beer ones are also all top tier.

>>37573867
>trash tier poptarts
These are nothing even remotely like root beer

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>>37568809
the virgin eat vs the chad feast

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>>37568809
Fuck poptarts. Kellog are cucks so I stopped buying their shit and went to store brand. I actually like the store brand better and it's cheaper.

Seriously just try it.

>>37574988

Generic/store brand stuff is always low key better, esp. cereal.

The strawberry generic pop tarts are god tier.

>>37570454
you a real nigga

this comment is oregenalio fa fa faloney

>>37574988
what the fuck are those poptarts below the storebrand ones

>>37574310
Took this long?
/thread

>>37574988>>37568809

haha its all fake shit that keeps you guys fat and or lazy or feeling like shit.

>>37575048
>enjoying a snack must mean that you're a gigantic fat ass with no self control

>>37575011
Wildberry.

Fuck not original.

>>37569226
There's so much sugar inside that "barely any frosting" is beer than lots of frosting. Having no frosting is better still.

Even so, the chocolate pop tarts do taste much better, despite having so much frosting that you have to drink a lot of milk.

>>37574631
ingredients: cum, estrogen

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Accept no substitutes originally.

>>37575687
based, this is the actual best flavor

I want every poptart flavor to come in an alternate "frosting-free" version.

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CLEAR ASOUND THE WAYPATH
I COME BRING BEARING

>>37568809
Toaster strudles are better

I didn't know so many flavors existed.

>>37575557
Jut noticed my mistake: that should say "better..." not "beer..."