Spider girlfriends yes or no?

If demis or monster girls lived in our world as if it were normal, I'd say yes.

>>37568046
Yes
legs my dude

>>37568046
depends on the type of spider, and the percentage of spider vs girl. I dislike skeletons. exoskeletons would probably freak me out to come into contact with. I would still treat her as a person though.

>>37568046
Yes if shes into heavy bondage and femdom. Huge plus if she sucks me dry of blood almost to death regularly.

>>37568046
Already got three spider bitches in my room.
Ones eating a beetle.

>>37568046
>she gets pregnant
>gives birth
>watch as millions of deformed babies eat her alive

>>37568182
Kill them before they Kill you.
Some bug spray mixed with fire should do the trick(i think).

>>37568200
what if her reproductive system is closer to a human's though? or at least halfway between as in lays one egg?

>>37568065
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>>37568153
So are you saying that all of you would partake in consensual cuddling by the fireplace while it's snowing outside.

You'd be wearing a sweater she knitted herself from her own silk. And you'd be watching comfy films together. Maybe a family film comes on, and it gets you thinking about your own family. She might look at you tenderly as she rubs your chest telling you you'll be a great father someday.

Maybe you'll kiss her gently, and warmly caress her. And in these cozy conditions make sweet passionate love by the fire.

And inside her plant the seeds which will become your children.

It will be hard to raise 8 of them. But you know that you can do it together with your loving spider wife.

>>37568564
>Maybe you'll kiss her gently, and warmly caress her

You lost me there. She would be the one kissing and caressing me.

>>37568564
>wearing a spider-web shirt
sounds sticky

>>37568564
wew this makes me bretty sad

Can someone post some good r34 art of spider girls?

>>37568564
don't female spiders consume their mate after sex?

Oh yeah me boyo

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Slaughter all monsters!

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I want a basic bitch spider gf who constantly gets drunk at starbucks because normal girls go there.

>>37569306
Monster girls are more human than human girls!

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>>37569240
not all species
besides, a fantasy spider/human hybrid wouldn't have to be scientifically accurate anyways

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>>37568046
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>>37569271
ilias does not approve of monsters
ilias rewards those who slaughter monsters
ilias is a god to be praised and worshiped
HAIL GODDESS ILIAS
BURN MONSTER LOVING HEATHEN SCUM.

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>>37568046
>>37568046
>Spider girlfriends yes or no?
absolutly not

>>37569360
Please don't post rubbish on this board

>>37569470
Only when you stop posting """"""monster girl""""""
rubbish.
You disgusting heathen.

do spider have pusspuss?

originalllllcommenterino

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>>37569356
>wouldn't have to be scientifically accurate anyways
Then why bother?
What afraid of some teeth after fuckin?

>>37569360
>blonde haird blue eye white women.
NO thank you last one was a fucking cooz.

>>37569349
They aren't capable of love!

>>37569498
Say no more bossman, I'll go clean

>>37569504
yes and they can't put on pants.

>>37569360
reading about this goddess sounds like a typical lawfag dictator god. I'd rather ignore her and fuck cute spoders

>>37569656
>lawfag.
Annoying...Whats your favorite spider?

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>absolutely terrified of real spiders, can't even stand pictures of them
>spidergirls are my fetish
fuck me if I'll ever understand it

>>37568046
VERY NO!

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>>37569743
>not liking both spidergirls and real spiders
fags

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>>37569715
The fear turns you on young padda wong.

>>37569792
I'm not scared of spidergirls at all though.
Infact I really really want to touch their legs and abdomen
But real spiders are horrible. Literally crawled out of satan's sphincter.

please delete your image

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>>37569693
Have to go with Rachnera.

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>>37569781
Thank you for posting this.
>no frenchie cutie spider to wrap me in webs.

Being cuddled by 8-legs and the knowledge that she could bite your head off but won't probly (m-maybe) sounds p comfy, senpai

>>37569824
eehh Thats kinda cute I can dig it.
Shes got nice eyes and tits.

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>>37569781
>not accepting Ilias' sweet bosom

>>37568046
Would she shave her prickly legs? Is sex on the table or what? Is her mind that of a spider or a girl? Would she make me spider-silk goods?\

These are important questions

>>37569715
By fapping to spidergirls every now and then and making sure to fap to more spidery ones as you go on, eventually going to full-on spider, you should be able to completely cure your phobia in a matter of weeks.

I seriously cured my bee phobia this way. I get awkward bee-related boners every now and then, but it sure as fuck beats hiding in my house for weeks every time I see a bee.

>>37568104
eight legs grimsby

>>37569905
>Would she shave her prickly legs?
Unless you're into that, yes.
>Is sex on the table or what?
All sorts of ways.
With her webs, you could do it dangling from the ceiling.
>Is her mind that of a spider or a girl?
Girl.
>Would she make me spider-silk goods?\
Depends if you love her enough.

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>>37569915
no
that's fucked
and I am not masturbating to full on fucking spiders.

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>>37569863
Have you... not read or watched monster musume no iru nichijou?

https://youtu.be/WLKRery2tnk

>>37569925
In that case yes. I'd find the conflict between the mind of a qt3.14 and the partial body of what I consider a biological robot kind of weird though.

>>37569360
>>37568046
The most valuable commodity in the monster girl universe is human semen. Yet men cannot turn a profit from it. Why? Larcenous monster girls and a prudish dictator-god! Brothers, I implore you to unite as individuals to smite the thieves and oppressors so that we may obtain a fair price for our seed, as is our right. Say it with me: No gods, no monsters!

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>>37569925
>>Is her mind that of a spider or a girl?
>Girl.
PASS women are not kuwaii.
They are mean and nasty.
>>37569937
Dont be a pussy lad...A vagina is a vagina.
Dat ass though

>>37569951
Rachnera is only second best.
Suu is best.

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>>37570018
stop it
stop it right this second
you are deranged

>>37570007
burn the heretic

should I play the mgq sequel?

>>37570019
My dude I agree with you, but she's a good spider.

>>37570047
she's great

But if we're going off lewd purposes
Suu is best. She can become anything you want.

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>>37569951
>harem shit
No there is only one women for me...Imagine the women you love in a spider body...Totally the women you love and she still mentally knows it you but you two can never have sex or else shed consume you and suck you dry just so our children can have a chance.
Fucking feels.

>>37570036
Love can do that too a man...some day youll understand.

>>37569937
You only have to do it like two or three times. Nothing cements something into your mind as "not that scary" faster then masturbating to it.

You could try regular image therapy which is just looking at images of spiders for a while without masturbating to them, but that can take a bit longer.

>>37570043
paradox?
yes

>>37570099
Looking at spiders makes my skin crawl, they're way too fucking scary.
I can't.
I'd rather suffer.

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>>37570096
THICC and really cutie pie.

>>37569915
Wow, I didn't know Vinny posted here

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>>37569824
Good taste.

>>37570019
>this heresy on which monster wife is the best
I too walked that path until I realized who was the best
Give in Anon
Embrace the spider

>>37570113
Spooders are cutie and protect you from shitty insects that actually bite you...
>You could try regular image therapy which is just looking at images of spiders for a while without masturbating to them, but that can take a bit longer.
This is what I did and now there are a few sleeping on the corner where my bed is.
No bed bugs for me hahaha

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>>37570062
already agreed suu was best. just sayin its a spider thread and I posted the most popular spider.

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>>37570166
>spidergirls
I mean theres silk coming out of her pussy that has to be the SOFTEST place on the earth...The hair is just the tickle you need.

>>37570153
dude I really, really, really love Rachnera.

but Suu could become anything
anything
i m a g i n e
>>37570166
PLEASE STOP

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>>37570113
You're not really scared of this, are you, anon?

>>37570241
Incredibly
like i don't think you understand
my skin is crawling so bad
but I have to stay in the thread incase spidergirl pusspuss is posted

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>>37570220
Whats not to love? shes perfect...I just wish I knew what her personality was...Is she caring?

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>>37570255
You can't possibly be scared of something that wears water droplets as hats

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>>37570273
She's a dom

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>>37570255
Here is a spider pussy (Prime) and right is a normal pussy.
Notice no roastie.

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>>37570296
>jumping spider
PLEASE
STOP

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>>37570306
As long as shes sweet and nice I dont care...Kinda might turn me on to be tide up.

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>>37570322
These species are really tiny. Just look how huge this dew drop is on it.

>>37570370
That makes it even worse since it could be hiding anywhere

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>>37570342
she's mostly afraid of other humans because they treat her like shit for not being cuter. but she's madly in love with the protagonist because he treats her like a person. but she's much more subtle about it. she's kind of an Onee-chan archetype. but she keeps trying to trap him into sex and also practices tying up other characters in bondage,

>>37570370
I really wish we had jumping spiders around here.
Do harvestmen spiders eat jumping spiders?
I know spiders are cannibals.

>>37570405
I think im in love holy shit...Ill never have this ever again.
WHY GOD.
YOU BLEW HER UP.

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I don't understand why people are scared of spiders when we all have this shit living on our faces at all times.

Every single one of us.

>>37570437
Thats why I told you earlier to go read/ watch that.

as it was airing I saw comments from people saying "she turned my arachnophobia into arachnophilia"

>>37570468
The worst part about these things is those long asses they have. Why do they have them? They have no asshole. Their shit just stays in their body and their ass just grows to accommodate more shit. When they they just leave their shit filled body embedded in your face. There is no avoiding having shit-mite faces. We all have them.

>>37570468
Because it's always there, so it's nothing, and they're completely unnoticeable.

>>37570487
No idea where to watch it whats the name of it by the way...I need to pretend a women loves me.
Spider remindes me of some one too...

>>37570731
see
>>37569951
Monster musume no iru nichijou.

pretty sure its on hulu, crunchyroll, kissanime, etc. it's easy to find if you search its full name or just Monmusu.

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Hell no if no to pull out then she would hold me in. I don't want spider kids! I watched billie and mandy

>>37570761
CUTEST THING EVER WHY DO THEY GET DEPORTED IF THE SEX.
thats not fair.

>>37571160
because its a harem comedy where the protagonist isn't a pussy who is afraid of women, and they still need a reason for him not to pick anyone.

>>37571191
I think the snake girl its the sweetest.
Reminds me of someone.

>>37571364
snake, centaur, slime, spider, zombie, cyclops, dullahan, dragonewt are all best girls

>>37571405
I gotta read the rest in the morning im getting sleepy...maybe ill dream of my sweet...

I just want someone to love me unconditionally.

>>37571481
Wee all do man we all do sadly it might never happen

so when genetic engineering happens, are we getting monster girls and animal girls? will they have personality quirks or will they just be normal with weird bodies?

>>37571570
>will they just be normal with weird bodies?
I hope monster girls and animal girls dont act like humans it would be like watching something you love turn into a slut...

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>>37570761
>tfw you just finished watching the second OVA
Rachnera is fucking adorable!

>>37571644
most monster girl monster girl fetishists tend to think monster girls are naturally more slutty, but at least they might also be better at pair bonding??

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>>37571670
>you will never get a spider woman drunk and sexually flustered on coffee
Where is the death button I wish to press it

>>37571676
I really really hope so cuz id make sure to do anything for them
Pair bonding is important to me.