who bulIied at work here? ill never fit in

>>37567804
you go to work, not to make friends

ffs

>>37567804
>efficient worker despite open office space
>"HEY WHAT WEBSITE ARE YOU ON?????"
>harassed because i don't know anything about sports
>"why don't you ever leave early on friday anon? that can wait until monday!"
and they wonder why workplace violence happens

>>37567825
>get bullied
>"lol who cares you're not there to make friends bro XD"

>>37567848
Amen. This shit never happens in Japan. Idk why but they are just so fucking organized in everything they do.

>>37567804
I keep getting bullied by this really fat kid

the other day he told me I was the most retarded person he'd ever met

I snapped and called him a miserable piece of shit and the fact that he weighed 400 lbs implied he was equally as retarded as me because no intelligent person would be okay with being so overweight.

I then told him to kill himself

My coworkers stopped laughing after I said all this to him

>>37568043
Reading this made me smile. You did a good anon.

>>37568043
You're awesome kek

>>37568043
did you get fired anon

>>37567910
shoot up the place, then.

>>37567950
Except in Japan you'll get bullied by your boss

>>37568183

you'll just get bullied because "anon wont come to the izakaya with us hes clearly abnormal"

>>37567848
>harassed because i don't know anything about sports
lol fuckin nerd

>>37568134
nah, the place I work is pretty lenient when it comes to things said between co workers.

Plus he knew he deserved it. Everyone there, including the managers know he's a massive piece of shit.

>>37568237
based af anon. Maybe he'll shut his fat fuckin mouth now

>>37567848
>harassed because i don't know anything about sports
always blend in at work/in public my nigger. lurk /sp/ because all normies watch sports

>>37568162
Fuck off retard

orginaliosos

>>37567825
Fucking wrong, if youre not social you get fired, work is a small part of it

>>37568237
>Everyone there, including the managers know he's a massive piece of shit.
wait, so why do they keep him? does his position have extremely high know-how requirements, or is it just a really shitty low end job?

>>37568361
>wait, so why do they keep him?

he has a 10/10 face

>>37568043
I love telling people to kill themselves.
Like obviously it has no weigh online but in real life, especially if you say it with conviction, like you're commanding them, it's always fun to watch the smugness wash off their face.

File: 1475325436757.jpg (11KB, 240x193px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 240x193px

It almost slipped that I was a virgin at work 2 weeks ago but I told a pretty convincing story about how I lost my virginity. They now know/think I'm in a 3 year dry spell, but at least they aren't making fun of me for being a virgin.

>>37568490
>I love telling people to kill themselves.

You actually do this shit?

>>37568314
>if youre not social you get fired

That's wrong, if you do your job competently do you think the people who profit off your labor care if you're social or not? As long as you're not an asshole and don't piss off the wrong people it doesn't matter how social you are.

>>37568537
You don't know anything about the real world lmao

>Would you have sex with her (female coworker in earshot)? *smug voice/smile*
>I'd stick it in her. Would you stick it in her? *smug voice/smile*
What do you say to these without sounding like an asshole or a beta faggot?

>>37568537
hehe, im guessing you've never had a job the actual work is probably 20% at most, if youre not social with coworkers they WILL gang up on you to get you fired sometimes going to extraordinary lengths

>>37567825
that pissed me off i graduated from college saw a girl i somewhat knew that was what taylor said to me.

>big insurance company
>girl from middle school was there i use to make fun of her
>she made fun of me for not knowing math i made fun of her for being ugly
>another time she told me to get my number
>fine she laughed and said do you actually think i'll give you my number

>>37568537
Not being social enough is regarded by 95% of people as being an asshole

>>37568731
This is true

T. Socially awkward guy that everyone at work thinks is a stuck up prick

>>37568299
lel
>it got scared

File: jaksonmaga.jpg (33KB, 263x391px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 263x391px

>>37568786
Ive completely given up on getting a job, every fucking job i get they just get rid of me for being too quiet

>>37568531
Not that anon but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy doing the things that anon also did. If someone's fucking with you you put them down in one way or another. Bonus points if people got your back.

>>37568490
>tfw anon gets stomped the fuck out for telling someone to kill themselves

>>37567804
>Be me
>Have depression
>Get bullied at work
>Go off sick because "muh depression"
>Some of the dumb fucks emailed me telling me to kill myself
>Jackpot.jpg
>Forward it to my boss
>Asshole gets fired
>I get my time off work put down to "work place stress"
>Currently making a big claim against my employer

If it all goes to plan, I'll never have to work another day in my life.

>>37568800
What the fuck are u talking about you fucking faggot

File: 84230918420984098.jpg (25KB, 400x386px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 400x386px

>>37568844
>robots
>having people to have their back

>>37568837
I never got fired for it but most people at my job either think Im a creep or an asshole. Its not a good feel and I dunno how to fix it because I lack the social skills to say anything outside of empty small talk.

>>37568683

Wrong again, I've been working my current job for 4 years. I'm not extremely social but I'm polite and reliable, and as far as I'm concerned that's good enough because the paychecks still come

>>37569427
No need to lie online, friends

>>37569445

I must have some kind of magnetic aura that makes people tolerate me then because I'm not lying at all.

>>37569499
Ok kiddo, that's enough internet for today. Are you enjoying your summer break?