shit only white people say: >kudos

>>37567346
>well, time to go to my job now.

>>37567346
lets .. hackysack

>>37567346
things only american minorities say:

>things white people say

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>>37567346
>refers to pet as "my baby"

>>37567346
>Fuck you fucking nigger
Proceeds to get whooped by Jamal and Tyrone

>>37567357
>what are asians

whites are just average on the job scale

>mom you fucking bitch

>please fuck my wife

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>>37567346
>>37567357
>"hi dad"
>"hi son"
>"good evening, officer!"

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>>37567476
>I'll fuck you up if you cross me grandpa
seriously why do white people fucking hate their grandparents

>they were probably resisting arrest

>>37567346
>Thanks for the warning officer
>I want to spend the rest of my life with you [insert girl name]

>>37567346
Hey dad good to see you!

>>37567346
>I am a human being of the race defined as "white"

>that horse surely looks like he wants to fuck my wife Diane
>Hey Diane, I'd love to see you get fucked by that horse
>Hey dude, you don't fuck your own mom? Haha what a loser
>I don't use my real name on social networks as I don't want criminals to steal my identity
>THAT FORK HAS A SOUL! IT IS ALIVE! AAAAHHHHH
>maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me and after all
>hey grandma, put your arms like this! Haha you're dabbing for the camera! Now take off your dress and suck my dick
>I like soccer, especially when they dunk the ball into the basket

>refer to a penis as a cock

>>37567346
"I have a job"

oregano

>What do you mean I have to shower more than 3 times a week?

>please take my wife and daughter and fuck them

>>37567346
>will this gun protect me from my insecurities?

>my child shot itself with my gun

>im buying another gun

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>>37567346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WBKRlwIuY&index=27&list=PLqnotcCcqaEdOJqXI4IiDRKPaHQhaCiTJ