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>be me
>19 M
>skinny 121 lbs manlet
>near-hikkikomori, no job, no friends and no car
>Gaming desktop located at room in dad's house
>dad is a 190 lbs outdoors war machine
>goes to gym every day
>was excellent student at age 19 and had no trouble making friends
>tfw gets fed with "when I was your age..." bs
>tfw dad got ballistic tonight, said "kid if you don't hit the gym with me I'll pull the plug on your desktop"
>I can't take my desktop anywhere else
>If I go to the gym all of his friends will look at me in a weird way (I know them) and I will literally melt down like a pussy
Any betas here born in an alpha family?
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>they will look at me weird abloobloobloo
Dumdum, everybody starts out as a skeleton or fatty at the gym. They aren't going to laugh at you and call you a faggot if you keep going and get fit.
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Your dad will coach you into a chad. You should go. The gym is easy
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>>37565372
>You should go. The gym is easy
No, it's really not. I can't even do twenty push-ups in a row like he does. I won't be able to withstand their glance, not even once. Especially given the kind of patronizing fucks they are.
>tfw your local high school chads also train there too
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>>37565223
All you need to do is embarrass your father enough he won't want to take you to the gym anymore.
As soon as you get there hit the showers. Spend all your time there in the changing rooms naked talking about your vO2 max and foam rolling. Ask random guys to check your form and do a few naked practice squats.
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>>37565446
You know why you're a """beta"""? Not because you can't do 20 push ups in a row. You're a beta because when presented with a good opportunity to improve you don't do it because you're scared of your dad's friends judging you. Let your dad help you because you obviously can't help yourself.
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>>37565223
Might as well go, if someone offered to pay for and explain a gym to me I wouldn't turn it down. No one is going to laugh at you or mock you for being skinny and weak, because you'll clearly be there to change that.
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>>37565223
Just do 10 push ups a day and you will stop looking like such a beta
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>>37565372
>Your dad will coach you into a chad
Thats impossible once you've already taken the vaccine
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>>37565583
I don't want to go since the effort and motivation to do that are lacking. I'm a little shit and even if I build some muslce on my skinny body I'll never be able to talk normally with people and my face won't look good all of a sudden.
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>>37565697
>tfw cant even do a single pressup
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