Times when your dick was diamonds

my girlfriends hot vagina

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the sun in my case

>>37564454
I have a number of contenders.

>Fucking my first gf raw while she's on her period on a bus
>Cum inside her
>Can see her walls squeezing my dick
>A glob of cum and pussy blood falls out.
>She sucks the head a little

Second gf
>We're in hot springs with another couple
>Girls are making out and undressing each other while guys are watching
>End up fucking in front of each other
>The other girl was great at riding

Current gf
>Very petite and thin
>She's lying facedown, I'm fingering her whil slapping her ass every now and then
>I start fingering her harder
>She lifts her ass up so she's on all fours, my fingers still insider her
>I felt myself get hard instantly, had fuck her right then
>She's moaning my name and it turns to gibberish as I start going harder
>Collapse together in a sweaty heap.

You pick and choose.

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>>37564612
itt : things that never happened

to me

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>>37564612
you should probably stop thinking so much

>>37564834
What did roblox mean by this?

>>37564612
The first one sounds fucking gross.

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>>37564862
This never happened and you need to stop fantasizing so much or else you'll keep on making a fool out of yourself on mongolian basket weaving image boards.

>>37564958
It feels nice that you don't believe me.

>>37564454
i never got this kinda thing, not even when other guys stare at women i just look at them and aknowledge they are there but i can not care any more than that
maybe i just didnt met the right person r-right?

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>>37564985
if it's so true then please get out and don't come back

>>37564612
>>37564985
not ones buying it nigger
now get off my board reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>37564612

If that really is your life you wouldn't be here. Fuck off

>>37565363
>>37565444
I should mention that these happened over the course of 7 years or so. I had my first gf when I was 21. A total roastie who I lost my virginity to. The second one I met in college.We lived together for 3 years. My current (And 3rd) formal gf is only 19. I like her a lot, but considering the age difference I don`t have much hopes.

Getting laid is mainly putting yourself out there and not being disgusting. And unless you're chad you'll fail a lot more than you'll succeed.

>>37565444

The trips have spoken


>>37564612 you have graduated into normiedom

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>>37564612

>that first thing

what the fuck lol

In high school the girl I had a crush on hugged me and I got hard against her. She backed away from me and never brought it up again.

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>>37564454
Probably when I got my girlfriend to get on all fours on top of me with her vagina on my mouth, and then drank her piss straight from her spread pussy.

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I am too fat to get an erection
I haven't had an erection in 8 years since my 20th birthday
That is the only erection I can remember specifically the cause.

Basically, my family came to visit including my at the time 18 year old cousin who was super qt and very sexy. She was looking around my apartment where I had a bunch of junk food wrappers laying around. She picked up a bag of chips and started reading the ingredients. She said the chemical name Maltodextrin in a concerned voice.

Her disgust at me was so fucking hot. Sometimes I think about it when I try and masturbate my very soft penis. I keep the empty chip bag around still even though it is fading and hope one day to masturbate into it to make her proud. It was so fucking hot man.

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>>37566526

this is sum funny shit boi

>>37566526
how does being fat stop you from getting an erection?

>>37566568

it lowers your testosterone and increases estrogen

>>37566579
have you ever thought of just becoming un-fat? maybe that'd help you get an erection again

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>>37566514
really irks your Turks

>>37566650

i'm not him you imbecile

>>37566654
I've done it more than once, and like the taste of her piss too.

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>>37564476
This. Maybe.

How close do you have to be to see something in person?

>Fucking GF
>She's on top
>Thrusting into her furiously
>She's moaning loudly
>Slow down for a second to stop myself from coming
>She collapses onto me while catching her breath, and starts rubbing her feet on legs as she would if we were cuddling
Dunno why I found that so hot, but it was.

>>37566051
I don't feel like a normie. I feel like the times I get laid are few and far between. Maybe this board has conditioned me to think this way.

>>37566076
To be fair I kind of goaded her into sucking it. She hated the taste.

one time a girl grinded on me in the club but I'd taken kratom and couldn't get a hard-on.. she felt personally offended and left and I couldn't explain because of the music volume

The sun

originally

>>37564454
In "study hall" on my last day of high school, it was warm enough that people were lying on the ground outside. One qt was wearing shorts and pointing her legs toward me, and I could see her black panties through the leg of the shorts.

Also, during the second semester of my freshman year at college, I had the pleasure of listening to my roommate fuck his hot girlfriend in his bed, just a few feet away from me, around half a dozen times. It's probably my favorite college memory.

I was skype calling a girl i played WoW with (never met her, only knew her through the game) and she suddenly starts masturbating.

It was actually hotter than when I first had sex.

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once i put an entire pringles can up my asshole

>loudly fucking my gf at her dad's house
>clapping and moaning
>I'm gonna nut, but she keeps pushing her ass into me
>she knows what she's doing
>I'm so pissed off
>I shove her off of me
>she falls off the bed lmao
>"fuck are you ok"
>I'm honestly concerned but i'm trying not to laugh
>I don't need to cum anymore for whatever reason
>"*laugh* yeah baby I'm fine" she says
>she gets back on the bed
>grabs my dick
>and just *boop* slides it in

it was the sexiest thing.

>>37564454
Downblouse of a girl like 10 years younger than me while working the counter at Tim Hortons. My heart was pounding in my chest desu, dem small breasts on that petite frame. Idk man I haven't done much in life

>>37567349
holy shit dude lmao dufde

>be in 6th grade
>doing some shit at the local theatre with rest of class
>some singing shit kids do, you know the stuff
>some of the girls wear costumes
>fucking around out by the changing rooms
>the entrances are really close together
>one of the girls finishes changing early, swings the door fucking WIDE
>all these cute girls my age in bras and panties, some topless, some bareassed, all of them delicious
>she sits stunned seeing me there
>i'm just staring, saying nothing
>here some girl in the background scream LISA SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR
>i just remain there for awhile like the light of god had hit me
>still fap to the memory of this, almost 20 years later

Farm girls in rural montana were fucking STACKED.

>>37564454
When I was getting fucked by the only two girls I've been fucked by?

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>staying in a motel for job
>late at night
>thin walls
>hear the sounds of real, actual sex coming from the other room, girl was very loud
>fapped and came buckets

My first and last experience with sex outside of a screen.

sorta drunk anal in my apt with gf after a lot of foreplay, normal sex and other things.

it's great when you can make a lot of noise. pretty vanilla though

we tried 'roleplay' sorta one time and idk it's just too awkward. I like seeing her dressed up like a school girl or in a one piece, but I don't want to pretend to be a teacher. They get paid shit

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No idea why I still remember this, I was probably 17.

This 5'10 girl walked past me and must have saw me checking her out because as she passed me she just looked down her nose at my 5'7 self, smirked slightly and raised her eyebrows.

It was so brief, but I rmemeber that moment to this day. She was also chewing gum at the time.

full blown sex

>>37565904
If you have had sex, then get the fuck outta here!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE FUCKS GET OUTTTTT

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When a girls aerola's are visible while she's making out with you.

Pic related.

>>37566859
I've never been grinded on or been to a club, I didn't know you were supposed to get an erection

>>37564454
I think i know the girl from the pic.
Or maybe i saw the picture in other tread

>>37564612
that first one is just disgusting

For me the hottest thing was just when and my girlfriend had sex for the first time, it was very passionate and loving and she kept saying I love you, and at one point she wrapped her legs super tight around me and then came while basically trapping me I could feel her vagina 'pulsing'

When i was in high school i saw up a girls skirt and she has a wet spot on her panties.

>>37568771
>this whole post
Get the fuck out, normaIfag.

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>>37564454
>In psych ward when I was 15
>one of the only males there at that time, don't know why
>surrounded by disturbed, mentally ill qts
>i have the hots for this one bulimic chick that was there
>in the rec room, sitting on the couch reading
>she comes over and lays on the couch with her head away from me and puts her feet in my lap
>should mention that i have been a footfag since elementary school
>she smiles playfully as she does this
>cock goes rock hard, which was surprising since i was medicated out the ass
>had to squirm uncomfortably to make sure she didn't feel my erection
>she just stayed there for a while
>i never initiated anything with her because i will never believe that any female can be attracted to me
Looking back on it, I probably could have fucked some crazy chicks back then. Too late now though. 5 years later and I am still a KHV

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>>37564454
undressing a 15 year old ( i was 18 calm down fbi)
and finding out she had pierced nipples

god i miss her

>>37569206
Go fuck yourself normo

>>37568930
Nooooooo! Don't do this!

Great story of it's fake though.

>>37569206
Something about young roasties is really great.

>Literally Prime Teen Pussy
>Have had older guys trying to impress them so they have good conversation
>Is open to weird shit, otherwise wouldn't be fucking with you.
>Already disappointed her parents so she's chill af.
>Can introduce you to hard drugs if you're into that shit.

I've met some real pieces of work.

>>37569652
>being this much of a normalfag
Get out.

One time I superheated my dick and the carbon literally became diamonds so my dick was diamonds

>>37564454
So many fucking normied on thi board. Sometimes i feel like im the only khhv over 20 on this board.

>>37569694

having experienced things this good and still hating yourself/everything is more robot than you'll ever understand you reclusive pussy virgin

>>37569912
Uh huh, normie. You can't relate to robots at all if you use "virgin" as an insult. Fuck off to /soc/.

>>37569912
This guy gets it.
>>37569924
This guy will get it, one day.

>>37569818
This guy gets it.
>>37569948
This guy wiII get it, one day.