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>have mac
>email not working
>call apple support to fix it
>"hello my name is jonah what seems to be the problem"
>outgoing mail server seems to be the problem
>allow him to share my screen, he can now see what I am doing
>feel pressured
>"okay the server just needs you to verify, just type in your password"
>I mistype my password three time in a row
>he's judging me
>he tells me if i forgot my password that I should just change it and he will wait
>too autistic to tell him i know it i was just too nervous to type it correctly
>go to yahoo, select forgot my password
>have to do a captcha
Choose the pictures that have streets
>feel his judgmental eyes watching my every move
>miss a few from pressure
>eventually he starts helping me
>he moves his mouse and keeps saying things like, "yeah this one has street" like I'm a child
>finally i can type a new password
>can't think of one, just type my name
>doesn't show password I'm typing on screen, just those dots
Your password cannot contain your name
>type another
Your password is too similar to your previous one
>type another
Your password isn't strong enough
>i hear him sigh, i want to kill myself
>type the most random thing i can think of
>"okay great now we can verify your server"
>its been like 10 minutes already
>"type in your new password"
>i type it in but its not working
>he is obviously frustrated, "okay why don't you give me access to a remote desktop and i can just do it for you"
>i agree he sets it up
>"okay whats your new password ill type it in"
>meekly say NiggerDaddyFuckMePlz420
>he doesn't say anything, i just see him type it in on my screen
Verification Complete
>still silent
>he opens up my email and sends one to make sure it worked
>wait for the email to send, so far no words have been said on the call for at least a minute
>actually feel like vomiting
Sent successfully
>try and play it cool and say thank you
>"uhm..uh. hey! thanks so much, ill let you know if i need anything else"
>he hangs up