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>>37562182

First for BNP

>Election eve poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13134347
http://www.strawpoll.me/13134347
http://www.strawpoll.me/13134347
http://www.strawpoll.me/13134347
>Poll for election eve

>>37562211
how many candidates do the bnp have?

>>37562211

Why would you vote for Big Nigga Penis

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>>37562182


Cant wait for all the political rants on normiebook lads

I'm voting Labour, but only because I think that they're ever so slightly less shit than the Tories.

I mean, even if Labour do fuck up our economy, at least I'll still be able to shitpost in /britfeel/ while my country collapses.

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>>37562182
First for Diane Abbott
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflHEFXkhmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq8Dd5Sa7fI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK_pi5Si-sU

>>37562227
>no gondola
shit poll.

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>>37562211

wonder if they did a two-for-one on logo design?

>>37562255
The tories are going to fuck it up when we fall out of the EU without a trade deal all the while crying about the evils of the internet.

You'd have to be a complete fucking moron to believe 'no deal is better than a bad deal'.

>>37562264
>people still think they're the same species as us
daily reminder jeremy corbyn fucked this

>>37562264
If ever there were a nigger that wasn't fired just because of quotas, Diane Abbott is surely that nigger.

>>37562264
shes had to step down totally not been sacked and they're saving face due to health problems

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All rostbeef people disgust me

I see your "tourists" every June, even on this shitty board I can't escape you

stay on your shitty islands please, you chimpanzees

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>>37562279
>>37562211
Go with what works

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Who else taking friday off to have a comfy night with based Dimblebot and Jezza's graphics?

>>37562288
>daily reminder jeremy corbyn fucked this
can't fucking get over this

>>37562302
>don't work
>stay up all night most nights

very excited tbqh lads.

I've done it a few times before. They literally stay on the air all night until the breakfast team handover don't they?
Can't believe Dimbleby at 78 still does that the madman

>>37562294
There was some Labout MP saying it was obvious there was something wrong with her, that she had a long term medical condition. She is literally retarded.

>>37562285
>hello i am jeremy corbyn and i am willing to accept anything you offer me. i will not leave this negotiating room having refused you! a bad deal is better than no deal!

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Just made out with someone. Fuck you cunts I'm out

>>37562285
By saying that "no deal is better than a bad deal", she's letting the EU know that she isn't going to be a pushover in negotiations, that if the deal isn't good enough, then she's willing to walk away without one - which would be awful for the EU.

If they think that we're willing to take whatever they throw at us, then the EU has no reason to give us a good deal, because we'd take a bad one.

>>37562302
I'm going to stay up and still traipse in to work.

>>37562294
>>37562327

Doctors scanned her brain and found that its literally a fucking sponge.

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>>37562324
Might be his last one, the bloke's getting on a bit.

Which party will stop terrorism desu?

>>37562297
>pretends to be french
>doesn't even get rosbif right

>>37562339
What was it like to finally get a stank of a blokes cock and arse up close?

>>37562264
I glad corbyn at least got rid of her

The "health" problems are a lie, she's unpopular in general and messes up a lot, he'll bring her back if he wins though

very transparent move on labours part t b h

>>37562360
Liberty GB

origini

>>37562302
yep gonna work from home friday morning I reckon.

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>>37562182
Is Scotland fucks us over and votes SNP I'll make the Manchester bomber look like a pacifist.

>>37562270
>gondola

The boat?

>>37562297
we'll stay on the island if you keep all the muslims in north france :^)

fair trade

>>37562369
She'll be back, its only cos shes in the limelight.
cant fire a black woman

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>>37562302
was so hyped watching Remaincucks get destroyed on june 23rd

>>37562336
It's not a fucking game of poker, have you been watching house of cards?

>>37562211
>tfw no BNP candidate here
I'll still be keeping one eye on the streets the other eye on pakis though

>>37562297
New French national anthem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

>>37562343
I'm sure threatening to fuck us both up in the hope they'll be slightly more fucked up is going to go down swimmingly.

>>37562392
they are all coming to you after Brexit

The Calais agreement will be scrapped

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>>37562390
The crude drawing

>>37562395
she wasn't fired she (((stepped down)))

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Who here
>Tell coworkers and friends you support one thing
>Then vote the exact opposite

>>37562454
Buy her a pint of cider and a kebab

>>37562448
told my mum im going to vote, actually just going to get some chips and sit on the beach

>driving to work
>car stops in the middle of the road
>you just know
>stinky Paki wearing the white paki robe waddles over to the car
>EVERY TIME
>they start shouting at each other in their "language"
>have to virtually drive into the road-paki to get him to stop talking to the car-paki
god i hate brown people

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What would UKIP PM even do?

>Nuttall becomes PM
>Sargon of Akkad explodes while furiously beating off and slugging his wife
>???
>Literally does nothing for years due to you doing the literal only thing your party was created to do

>tfw completely alone
i cant do it lads
going to go trap mode and whore myself out just so someone will pay attention to me

>>37562477
I'd fucking love to sit on a beach even if it's raining. Where abouts are you anon?

>>37562483
why do they come here and start acting like they do in their own country? Do they not understand they have to integrate into our society? They can fuck the robes off for a start.

>>37562413

Didn't lose mine until I was 22. Since then I've had much. Just take bitches off their pedestal and you'll do, well, better.

You could also lower your standards but that can make you feel pretty icky.

>>37562501
Corbyn please.

>>37562454
Be brown and breathing

>>37562448

Truly /devilish/ laddy, the world needs more people like you

>>37562511
/east anglia/

>>37562507
this isn't a presidential race you mongoloid, there's more to voting for a party than expecting them to get into power

>colleagues playing """"""electro swing"""""""" music at work today

Fucks sake lads

Is there a worse genre of music?

>let's take an 8-second segment of an old-timey song and repeat it for 5 minutes while including some zany modern audio effects

>>37562510
Post pics so we can judge if you pass or not.

>>37562513
Western world is Shaytan, refuse to integrate maintain your culture and reproduce.

>>37562515
how many have you had since 22 then lad?

THERESA MAY SAYS SHE WILL STRIKE 'INTERNATIONAL AGREEMENTS TO REGULATE CYBERSPACE' AND MONITOR ALL COMMUNICATIONS

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-regulation-conservatives-general-election-2017-latest-communications-facebook-a7777136.html


You're voting for someone who will monitor everything you do, VPN's or Tor wont' matter.

>>37562507
without being in power they managed to achieve their parties goal pretty impressive t b h when comparing to other parties but gives no reason to vote for them now.

>>37562543
agreed, fedora as fuck as well

Serious question lads, every now and again my heart does a strange thing, almost like its struggling to beat, like its spazzing out, it only happens every few days and lasts maybe 5-10 seconds at a time, it isnt painful but doesnt feel pleasant at all...w...whats wrong with me Dr Shipman?

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>>37562569
Fuck this country, I'm absolutely sick of it.

>>37562544
you look like a female to male transexual

>>37562545
it'll take me a couple of months to get in good enough shape anon
if life doesnt improve by then i'll go as far down the rabbit hole as i can

>>37562569
She's the only one at least happy to discuss the problem of islamic terror after 3 attacks in a year.

Rest are still pretending everything is fine and labour literally put a 9/11 sympathiser in charge of london

>>37562598
>couple of months
Whats your current weight. Height also I guess because they're important when combined.

>>37562601
When the government starts choosing what websites you can go to on the internet and you can't even go on /britfeel/ you'll wonder if it's worth it, considering there is absolutely no evidence this would help stop terror attacks and top UK security experts have advised it might even make it worse.

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>>37562589
What is your diet and exercise plan?

You might just be a fat arse. That causes heart problems mate.

>>37562589
Palpitation.

By the sounds of it you're having brief asystole or you're misinterpreting an atopic beat. Probably caused by something normal like sinus arrhythmia.

This will be exacerbated by things like caffiene, cigarettes, lack of sleep etc.

If you have any other symptoms such as dizziness or passing out etc associated with it, it'd be a concern. But otherwise palpitations are a semi-common occurrence that appear in healthy individuals.

>>37562601

>spent 6 years as home secretary whose job it is to stop things like this happening
>becomes PM
>cuts 20,000 police from force
>slashes budgets by billions
>the happening happens 3 times
>WE HAVE TO BAN THE INTERNET ITS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT

>>37562640
Sorry I meant to write 'ectopic'.

>>37562557

About a dozen or so and a few long term things.... Not sure on the exact number.

>>37562367
Har har har, lad. It was a lass

>>37562639

no exercise but im 6ft2 and 10 stone so im skinny as fuck des

>>37562640

thanks laddy, this makes sense especially considering i smoke alot and drink a decent amount of caffiene most days, no other symptoms really, i get light headed spells sometimes but i hardly eat anything all the time, could be from that, definitely havent passed out though

>>37562388
>Is Scotland fucks us over and votes SNP I'll make the Manchester bomber look like a pacifist.
Kek

>>37562601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qFjUnoCHaI
0:26-1:43
The rest of the video is some Yank kissing the guy's arse, but the guy did bring up a good point.

>>37562569
>VPNs or Tor won't matter

Encryption cannot be undone simply because a person wills it. She can monitor VPN and Tor traffic all she likes, it's just garbled white noise for those looking in; that's the point.

>>37562601
>few dozen people get killed by terrorists
>ruin the internet for everyone

i'd rather enjoy my short life with internet access than worry that i'll get blown up all the time. chances of a terrorist killing me is minimal, if it happens it happens.

>>37562543
Awful music for cunts that wear fedoras and autism shoes.

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Well I have managed five days without binging and purging. I can't stop thinking about stuffing my face until it feels like my stomach is going to rupture desu. I think I can manage tomorrow but I am going to completely fall apart after that~

How are you all doing today then lads?

Who else here /doesntcareabouttheelection/?

>>37562693
See if you can cut down on the caffeine/cigarettes and whether that decreases the frequency of the palpitations. The lack of food won't be helping either.

If your rectify all the above and you're still getting palps + dizzy spells I'd see a doc. But I reckon you're fine pal.

>>37562569
>labour invite millions of muslim terrorists into the country
>conservative have to enact unpopular policies to deal with this problem
>solution is to vote for the party that will import millions more terrorists

>>37562723
Or we could just deport all the known terrorists

If you don't play EVE Online can you really consider yourself a robot?

>>37562706
>Encryption cannot be undone simply because a person wills it

They can make it illegal and send you to prison if they find you using it.

Soon it will be an offence for your computer to be generating any traffic at all that can't be eavesdropped on.

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>>37562705
The only blood we should be bathing in is aryan blood

>>37562543
>Is there a worse genre of music?

Whatever this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV8N44HzfBQ

>>37562742
Good job, Tilde. Do you think it's like smoking where the first few days are the hardest?

>>37562766
i agree with that. if we know someone has been a jihadi in another country killing people, lock them up if they are british or send them back if they arent. at least its a step forward

>>37562227
People who consider 4chan a super right wing cesspit on red alert

>>37562742
fuck off tilde you're boring as sin
abloo bloo im hungry
wonder if I'll purge or not pls show me sympathy yous while I pretend to care

Every fucking day for two years now

>>37562816

no bully in /britfeel/ pls laddy

>>37562791
Apparently that is hip hop

>>37562791
>tfw no late 2000s emo bf

>>37562816

I think it's time to introduce some new britfeel personalities, anyone want to give it a try?

Maybe some gimmick like writing all your posts in capital letters

>>37562591
that father deserves to be hated

>>37562794
Thank you anon! I have never smoked but I always find the first day the most difficult. I imagine quitting smoking is harder because there is a physical dependence as well I think~

>>37562816
Please do not bully me anon!

>>37562845

>tfw missed out on a chance to be part of the mid-late 2000s emo scene

i regret this literally every day

I'm convinced Mummy May is out - specifically - to get /britfeel/.

>>37562511
Eh, that's a fucking long way away from me, landlocked in Worcestershire. I used to live on Anglesey (I'm not welsh, it just happened) and being able to walk out the door to the beach made up for the north welsh, the gale force winds and RAF jets making a racket.

Which country's worth moving to when May makes the internet illegal anons?

>>37562824
he's a normie fishing for attention and the more you indulge him the more he's gonna fish for attention

notice when he doesn't get yous he starts posting about his bulimia it's fucking boring and I'd slap his crumbly teeth out

>didn't know election was tomorrow
>already made plans to go out

sad times lads, if I wasn't such a degenerate fuck that woke up at 4-5pm I'd go vote before going out

>>37562537
>>>37562874
Sorry replied to the wrong one because I'm a spastic.

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>>37562867
>fancy emo girls when I was a lad in the mid-2000s but never tried to get with them
>10 years later and casually date some girls
>they all used to be emo girls in high school but now are total normies that shop at asos and listen to Bastille

>>37562892
the polling station is open to like 10 pm lad

>>37562591
this pic sums up a lot of what i hate on reddit.
>5 X GOLD FOR YOU FINE SIR.
>I'm a grown man and I cry!

>>37562885
>normie

I am not a normie. I have no friends and am a KHV. I might not be a complete robot but I am definitely not a normie anon~

>>37562742
please manage tilde
prove that you can so i can use your example to not go off the deep end myself
also yeah politics is shite

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>Decide to order a korma from the indian for a change
>Realize I forgot to get rice
>Korma arrives, it's fucking disgusting

That'll teach me to get out of my comfort zone. 12 quid down the shitter. I guess I'll just have to have the naan bread for dinner tonight lads. At least it came with spicy onions.

>>37562984
12 quid for an indians without rice? You got taken for a mug lad

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>>37562984
>12 quid
>for just a fucking korma

>>37562591
>I know he is on Reddit
anyone else stop caring about the son at this point?

>>37562922
university and a job and you seem to flirt and offer life advice like a normie cunt
you attention whore for sympathy like a normie
you clearly know what's good for you so why don't you follow your own advice and fuck off looking for approval all the time from here and stop purging when you don't

>>37562770
Never heard of steganography anon? Good, maybe Mummy May hasn't either.

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>>37562984
>12 quid for just a korma

(laughs in Northerner)

>>37563074
get that for 7.95 lad in Liverpool

>>37563049
This.

this originally

>>37563106
With free wheel and stereo removal service while you collect it!

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>>37562974
I will be okay anon desu. Thank you for your support! What are you struggling with, if that is not too personal?

>>37563049
>university
>job

I do not think either of those make you a normie, anon~

>offer live advice

There's nothing wrong with trying to help others. Britfeel has really helped me and I want to give back as best as I can. Plus the people here are lovely so I think they deserve kindness desu~

>you clearly know what's good for you

I think most people here know what is good for them. It is actually doing it that is difficult~

>stop purging

I really wish it was that easy lad~

>>37563074
>>37563106
It is unfathomable to me that a takeaway could be so cheap wherever you are.

>have to go to some Occupational Health thing at work
>standard crap like eye test and hearing test
>takes my blood pressure
>170/130
>average is 120/80

Christ, it was fine when I did it last year. I know my new job was stressing me out but I didn't think it was killing game me.

I told my sister and went round hers so she could use her equipment from work, 180/130. She brought up the fact that I just bottle everything up and I had a little cry, I actually almost told her about how massively depressed I am but managed not to.

>>37563151
>12 quid
>cheap

Chinkies is much cheaper lad, mostly because they include the rice as standard

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>>37563141

genuine question, whats so addictive about purging? how come you do it?

>>37563155
Could also just be fat

>>37562300
>Librarian
This will always be my favourite square

>>37562766
>deport the terrorists born in britain
to where, fucking Guernsey?
(actually a good idea.)

>gf called me oniichan during sex

killed my erection lads, shes a stacy and knows I watch anime, I wonder how she learned that term

>>37562756
>conservatives don't stop importing the muslims
>solution is to ruin the internet even though this creates a problem far greater than islamic terrorism instead of just keeping your manifesto promises on immigration

>>37563232
tommy robinson wants to send them to the falklands, do that, fill it up with them then give it back to argentina

>>37563175
It is the binge eating that is addictive. I can eat all of the foods I am scared of and it is the only way I can cope with loneliness and other bad feels desu. The purging is to compensate for eating so much, so I won't gain weight. Sometimes I do it to punish myself as well~

>>37563252
I think we should do that to the south georgia islands and the south sandwich islands instead to be an absolute piss take to the argentines

>>37563141
I almost self harmed today because I did something I was deeply ashamed of and felt like i deserved to hurt
i'm too afraid of pain, though

>>37563141
you shouldnt offer advice if you can't even sort yourself out
and britfeel clearly hasn't helped you because you are still doing the same shit you were doing in 2015 so you can fuck off pulling that line every time you're criticised you silly cunt
same shit every day just fuck off or take your trip off and post something new

>>37563232
Isle of Man is were we sent the Germans wasn't it?
And just because they are born here does not make them our problem we are not America, anchor babies do not exist. We should give them a free trip to syria, maybe sneak some gps trackers on them and tip off the US

>>37563292
germans went to canada

>>37563301
the canadians seem to be happy to take muslims too, even making laws for them

>>37563292
>And just because they are born here does not make them our problem
Gonna have to develop on this.

We're talking about the children of people with British citizenship, granted by the home office.

is heihachi a good main? i am getting alright with him

>>37562227
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13134347
>labour
what the fuck guys, i thought we hated nigs, paks and leftie cucks?

>>37563352
Hwoarang is best main

>>37563375
we do, thats why we aren't voting for the woman who didn't cut their immigration in the 7 years of it being her job and the multiple times who party promised to

>>37563176

5'8
75kg

Apparently that was too low in content to be posted.

>>37563283
It is a really horrible thing to start doing because of how difficult it can be to stop. If you have not started I really urge you not to start anon! What did you feel ashamed of? It's understandable if you do not want to talk about it though~

>>37563285
>you shouldnt offer advice if you can't even sort yourself out

I am trying my best to sort things out anon!

>and britfeel clearly hasn't helped

I think it has helped. It was because of the anons here that I went to a GP about it and got diagnosed. They also encouraged me to give therapy a go~

>>37563352
Good if you know how to use him desu. I find him a bit boring though~

>>37563388
Fantastic taste senpai! Hope you just don't button mash his kicks though~

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>>37563375
Bennies
also Mummy May will censor the internet, enjoy life in Airstrip One friendo :^)

i wonder when i started to give up on convincing people of political ideas. probably when i decided that it doesn't matter anyway since none of the things i believe in will be implemented or even could be implemented due to the realities of political power in the 21st century.

either way, it's great to just randomly tell people to drink petrol instead of continuing a discussion once you get bored, since convincing them doesn't hold any value.

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Anyone watching Ackley Bridge on Channel 4? It's the first episode.
>White headmistress (centre) flirting with Sadiq (left) when she's married to white PE teacher (right); PE teacher is visibly uncomfortable
>White teacher trying to rekindle her past love with hard-to-get Muslim member of staff
>All the white teachers are bumbling fools

>>37563375
lad only want to vote for themselves not the overall health of the country

to me this election has one issue who will do brexit the best?

Lib dems nope
labour "soft brexit" one toe in one toe out
conservities " hard brexit" "no deal better than a bad one"

The next election to me would be about building up the uk post brexit

although tories being cheeky cunts with their manifesto turning an easy race into a tight one t b h way too greedy of them

>>37563388
>Hwoarang
First vidya crush
yes I am pathetic

>>37563461
SO PROGRESSIVE
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>>37563463
none of the parties are good for the health of the country.

a large win for the tories is a vote for a soft brexit by diluting the influence of pro-brexit MPs

>>37563461
oh it's great being a muslim teacher in a white school

>white pe teachers won't DARE start anything

*takes white guy to employment tribunal for racist comments*

>you get to shag every white head teacher with your big beautiful cut...

cuts to diversity quota scene

>polish fucker is back

damn, enjoyed the 5 days of not seeing these potatoheads.

thought he actually left for a new flat. godamnit.

why not just leave the damn country altogether?

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>>37563232
You now remember Guantanamo Bay and why we don't have attacks every month.

Sad to say but, depriving folks of their civil liberties actually does work and protect us so we can go about our daily lives - and shoot each other instead.

What about that Falklands island?

>>37563604
>tfw aussies have offshore migrant detention centres and we don't

>>37563604
>we didn't have terrorist attacks before the rise of massive country sized terrorist organisation that inspires extremists around the world with its success

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>tfw there are actual unironic Tories in this thread
Disgusting t.b.h

>>37563604
depriving MUSLIMS of their civil liberties works.

the problem is they want to take away the liberties of everyone. every white liberty lost reduces the value of the measure, so massive internet controls for example cost far more positives than the lives they save.

>>37563519
so we have to pick shit that's decorated in different ways then eat it then repeat

I've decided I like kissing girls, lads

>>37563742
fuck off queer fag
not original kek

What should I gamble on for tomorrow lads?

>>37563836
greyhounds

>>37563836
I'm tempted to throw money on labour.

I'm putting 250 on Labour to win

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>>37563669
>tfw there are actual unironic communists in this thread
Disgusting t.b.h

>>37563909

from left to right...no...no...yes

>>37563909
>fallen for the Jewish propaganda

Shame on you lad

>>37563876
There's an interesting option for the conservatives to win more than 180 seats, which if they do, would make me some good money. What do you think of that lads?

>>37563669
COMMIES GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

GET OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOW

FUCK OFF NORMIE CUNT

just threw 500 bong on Labour to get a majority.

Let's see who's laughing Friday morning. Definitely me.

>>37563925
There's not a chance in hell they'll win under 180.

Sounds like a sure bet.

>>37563937
Jews get ouuuut

Reeeee

>>37563959
You think it'll happen?

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>>37563915
From right to left
No, no, yes

>>37563909
Mosley left Labour because they weren't left-wing enough, lmao.

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I hope you're all voting Red Jez lads

I'm all ready for tomorrow, bennies for all of us

>VOTE CORBYN FOR BENNIES

>>37564003
For sure, even if Labour win a majority the tories will still have at least 180.

>>37563942
What odds matey?

anyone got the corbyn distributing gf picture?

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Hope you're all spoiling your ballots tomorrow.
Post waifus.

>>37564017
Get out of here, commie.

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>>37563915
>saying no to Franklin D. Roosevelt and Oswald Mosely
shame on you communist scum
>>37564011
>Fascism is further left then labour

>>37564038
8/1

If I win we're all going on a lads holiday

>>37563960
COMMIES ARE JEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37563942

I've got 100 on a hung parliament at 6/1.
Either red or blue, I just need them both to not get majority, which is quite likely.

>>37564050
Mosley style fascism is.

He put forward demands for nationalisation and public works to the Labour cabinet and Labour conference but was rebuffed.

Labour were content to leave workers unemployed at the time while Mosley was propsing further state intervention to assist.

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I know who I'm voting for on June the 8th, do you?

>>37564070
can we go to Iceland I've always wanted to visit there

>>37564099
Lib Dems

I WAS going to vote Labour, but shills on 4chan upset me

>>37564105
m8 you can pop down iceland on your bike

>>37564107
that literally makes no sense, pissing away your vote because 'shills' upset you?

>>37564124
sad face emoji

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>>37564099
Say it with me lads. STATE ISSUED GF's

>>37564105
It's p good lad. Went a few months back, wish I'd been able to spend longer there.
Expensive af tho

>>37564107
>labour
>shills

>>37564105
nah we're going to magaluf

i wonder: if i leave imageboards will my autism take over again and my cynicism wane? or is it too late for me?

>>37564165
are you the lad that went with his family on a birthday trip

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I hope you lads are being ironic when you post labour memes

Tories at the gulags

ukip in the street

lib dems at the back seats

Green party is picking teeth

REPEAT AFTER ME

TORIES AT THE GULAGS

UKIP IN THE STREET

LIB DEMS AT THE BACK SEATS

GREEN PARTY IS PICKING TEETH

>>37564211
Yeah that were me

>>37564213
i would rather ukip got in but it aint happening. rather have labour than tory scum

>>37564226
where is this from?a asf

>>37564253
i literally just made it up for you lads.

repeat after me
Tories at the gulags

ukip in the street

lib dems at the back seats

Green party is picking teeth

REPEAT AFTER ME

TORIES AT THE GULAGS

UKIP IN THE STREET

LIB DEMS AT THE BACK SEATS

GREEN PARTY IS PICKING TEETH

>>37564050
economically, fascism is

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>>37564047
posted
>>37564158
I don't want 1 desu.
now if he can turn me into a 2d character and put me in an animu of my choosing, then i'll vote

>>37564289
It's shite stop buzzing off yourself. as you were.

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>>37564318
pls I want to still have hope that all girls aren't irredeemable cunts

>>37564226
how many candidates do the greens have out of curiosity

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>>37564047
2d for communism

>>37564070
Nice lad, I put a 40 bong bet on the same but for 11/1

>>37564320
Tories at the gulags

UKIP on the streets

Lib dems at the back seats

Green party is picking teeth

Oi oi lad. You fucking love it

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>>37564047
I think I'm just a failed normie and not a robot, lads

I'm a Commie and I'm voting for Mummy May no matter what

To the lad who was talking shit about Jazz apples a few threads ago, I'm eating one now and it's delicious, u mad?

Oh my god, vote Labour, you fucking cunts.

lads should i get the new tekkan? never seriously played a fighting but did button mash some in my youth. however i feel the challenge of learning a new game genre might reinvigorate me

A week tomorrow since I last had a drink.

Jonesing really hard at the moment.

Does it help replacing one habit with another less dangerous one. Should I drink glass of water after water when I crave?

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don't forget to vote for jezza tomorrow lads

>>37564445
tf is a jazz apple

>>37564474
Very good image. Perfectly describes the mood of this place

>>37564445
pink lady are the best

>>37564435

Weren't most commies and other far left people all for Brexit?

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>>37564445
Jez apples

I weigh just over 8 stone. Does this qualify me as the skinniest lad in /britfeel/?

>>37564445

Jazz Apple?
Is that like soggy biscuit?

Lads please help. I got invited to my first ever houes party on Saturday. Only problem is, I wasn't expecting to be invited out since I never do so I spent the last of my money on Wipeout. I have 4 bong left in my bank. Do I take a 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jacks and probably get very judged or take a two 2 litre bottles of strongbow and be judged less but still judged

>>37564445
That was me you little cunt, I still have a bunch of royal galas in the fridge and i'm gonna love them even more than you and that jazz apple you shit muncher.

>read autism books for teenagers
>see constant references to people who give support to you, helpers, teachers, parents, etc.
hahahahahaha

yeah sure there's me myself and i

>>37564504
I voted leave


Possible original comment

>>37564532
how tall? i'm 5'10 and weigh just under ten stone

>>37564543
Yes. It's where you place an apple in someone's anus and then you have to eat it without vomiting

>>37564532

But what if you're 3'2?

Oi oi comrades. Who here is gonna be working as a guard in the gulags? It will be laugh beating up the Tory scum

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>>37564467
>A week

That's really impressive anon! How have you found it?

I think replacing it with something else is fine for now so long as it isn't bad for you. Try a few different things and see what works~

>>37564249
It's me that is the irredeemable cunt lad.there's probably some decent lasses out there

>>37564558
same here lad, I outright got bullied by a few teachers infact

>>37564574
Hello fellow Comrade, I'm afraid I won't be voting Labour, I will voting to keep Mummy May in the Street

>>37564581

First day was rough. Then Saturday and Sunday were ok cause I occupied my days with cycling. Monday and Tuesday ok as I was working but today the cravings have attacked.

I think my body is after sugar as I'm also craving sweets.

do you shampoo and condition your pubes?

>>37564553

Your royal galas are shit mate

A dull and unimaginative excuse for an apple, with the texture of compacted, wet sawdust

>>37564532
I am 5'10 and around 7 stone desu. Wouldn't recommend it lad. I still feel too fat~

>>37564562
>>37564565
I'm 5'11". does that change anything?

>>37564622

>Not being clean shaven down there

who else here likes hairy fannies? my gf waxes everything but i told her to keep her pussy hair natural.

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>>37564574

> rich shitposting lad demands to be let out
> asks if i know who his father is
> say that I don't but I do know
> how to give him a lethal dose of sociallism

Tories at the gulags

ukip in the street

lib dems at the back seats

Green party is picking teeth

REPEAT AFTER ME

TORIES AT THE GULAGS

UKIP IN THE STREET

LIB DEMS AT THE BACK SEATS

GREEN PARTY NOT EATING BEEF

>Remember that your mother, father, or both were the ones whose planning and arrangements made it possible for your AS to be discovered in the first place
I don't know whether to laugh or put a hole in the wall with a chair.


>>37564592
same, they usually just assumed i was lazy or trying to wind them up, even the teachers they assign you as counsellors and such.

you'd have thought they'd have caught on to something wrong when my attendance went down like a Malaysian airliner in the last few years despite still being concerned about doing well academically, but apparently not.

>>37564641
not some kind of faggy trap or continental mate

>>37564587
sorry lad that (You) was intended for >>37564344
your (you)was going to be about how I had talked to you when you was in Iceland amd enjoyed the pics you posted

>>37564616
That must have been really difficult lad, seriously well done for getting through it.

Might want to try eating some sweets if you have got any in. Just be careful not to substitute one bad habit with another~

why do girls dress so shitty these days? thank god my gf has good fashion sense and wears modest stuff

>>37564633
I don't have any sort of disorders. I just grew up dirt poor so I quickly learned to ignore hunger/most pain and only eat when I absolutely have to, a habit which carried over into my adult life I guess.

I want to feed you some delicious home made meals and slip hunger pills into your drinks.

>>37564608
Why are you voting for May? She is the bourgeoisie

I bet May rides cock like a fucking demon

>>37564744
do hunger pills really exist? i want to gain weight but i just have a low appetite

>>37564774
muslim cock only tho

>>37564726
does purging actually work for losing weight lad
I want to become skinny

>>37564744
me too, i only eat when i start to get light headed

>>37564774
Better get these posts in while you can, if May has her way this kind of talk will be illegal.

>>37564775
I'd imagine so yeah. If they can make pills that destroy your appetite I'd imagine they can make ones that make you really hungry too.

>>37564788
You also have the problem where you forget to drink and only realise you're dehydrated when you get migraines?

>>37564779

Damn. I really wanna hatefuck her

what is meant by unmarried and without issue?

>>37564816
no actually, i always have a bottle with me and drink plenty of water. i just don't eat

>>37564644

oi oi comrade lad.

Tories at the gulags

ukip in the street

lib dems at the back seats

Green party is picking teeth

REPEAT AFTER ME

TORIES AT THE GULAGS

UKIP IN THE STREET

LIB DEMS AT THE BACK SEATS

GREEN PARTY NOT EATING

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>>37564744
Desu well then I imagine you are the slimmest, mentally well lad in this thread! Bet you have a super qt body! Sorry to hear about your upbringing though. I am a poorlad too so I know it feels pretty bad~

please don't make me eat anything or give me hunger pills senpai.
It would cause me great distress~

>>37564787
Nope, the only way to lose weight is to eat at a deficit. Purging let's me eat what I want without gaining weight but it really isn't worth the psychological and physical damage. My therapist also said you can only purge 20% of what you eat at most, although I am quite certain that is a lie~

>>37564642
>having a girlfriend
this place isn't for you, kiddo. you'll only make yourself worse by being here.

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>>37564743
my gf mostly wears stuff like this.

>>37564913
Nah lad I'm ugly in face and ugly in body. Only reason I don't try to change is because I'll never have to worry about sharing my body with anyone. I'd wager you're the qtest in the thread anyway.

>>37564922
why? i've been here for years and she says that she really loves me so i'm sure i'm fine

>>37564923
She's looks like a skit that can take a dick brah. Bet she takes dick like a champ

>>37564922
>he doesn't realize the same guy has been making reference to gf for most of this thread trying to bait plebs like you
you're fighting the good fight, but don't fucking feed the troll

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Feel like if i got up at a normal time and ate breakfast lunch and dinner every day i'd end up a right fat cunt t b h

>tfw one meal a day

>>37564979
she's a prude virgin and her first proper bf but obviously i'm going to change that

>>37564099
Labour voters put me off labour desu acting too far left i m o

>>37564993
I heard somewhere that the 3 meals a day thing was a meme.

1 meal per day is healthiest

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4k monitor coming tomorrow...

(((ebuyer))) offer next day delivery until 10pm for 15 pounds. After 10pm, it's still 15 pounds but comes the day after.

standard delivery takes 2 days. so if you order now with standard or next day, with a 15 pound difference, they will come on the same day.

don't buy into their jewy scams.

>>37565020
Lmao whatever helps you sleep at night bro

>>37565038
and what 4k content are you going to be watching on it?

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>>37565020
>he fell for the 'you're my first anon, I was keeping it for someone special' meme

can never tell whether i now look like an adult with broad shoulders or if i still look like a skeleton teenager.

ever since i passed 21 i've been unreasonably concerned about ageing since i know it's only downhill from here. at some indeterminate point my youth will end. already it's too late to go back to school, where all my biggest life-defining fuck-ups happened. (mostly things not done, instead of mistakes made.)

>>37565095
shes religious and is waiting till marriage. i believe her. why would she lie

>>37565091
>implying i bought it for its actual use
it says 4k so i bought it. i can now say i have a 4k monitor, and many can't. i'm now better than most the world. well, not until tomorrow.

Wherefore art thou, BritNorime?

With thy characters, thou bringeth life to our dear thread

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>>37565130
>he fell for the 'I'm waiting until marriage' meme

Shagged the goth bird again lads. Fuck it, relationship s over anyway right?

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Gather round, audience

------------
ROMEO AND JULIET
-----

ACT 1 SCENE 1

>Juliet Enter
>"Oh Romeo, wherefore art thou?" - Juliet sayeth

*Roll Curtain*

------
ACT 1 - SCENE 2

>Romeo, Physician Enter
>"What doth trouble thou, Romeo?" - Physician sayeth
>"Cupid hath given me his bow, but my own bow doth not wish to perform" - Romeo sayeth
>"Nay fear, young Romeo, I hath just the cure!" - Physician Sayeth
>"Take this potion of morphine and thy bow shall be ready to fireth" - Physician sayeth"
>"Acht! I am dead" - Romeo Sayeth

*Roll curtain*

>>37565123
im looking forward to being a bit old. as a young, i feel compelled to work out a lot and dress well. when i am like 40, no one will expect that shit except for dressing well which is easy anyway

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>tfw almost made my first new friend since uni 5 years ago and my first proper adult friend

Trying not to blow it lads.

We went to pub for a pint after work and then I went back to his house for a brew and met his wife and kid. And we spent about 3 hours talking about popular science.

>>37565188
>my friends wifes kid

cuck

Oneitis had an attempted overdose last night lads. Not sure how bad it was but she'll live.

>>37565215
I wouldn't call spending the rest of her days with severe brain damage 'living' lad, best cut your losses now

>>37565260
Nah she's well enough to send me a message. You know how girls can be with ""suicide"" attemps

Be honest with me lads, is britfeel in terminal decline?

>>37565284
Content is a bit lacking but seems more posters

>>37565291

>Xi jinping goes into the surgery
>Wants me to give him truck boys
>Give him a lethal dose of milk cat instead

>>37565156
Avoiding burning in hell isn't a meme

>>37565180
you won't think this when you're old. appreciate these years

I put a 20 pound bet on Labour winning. Should I up it?

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>tfw I'll never hear liberal values by redgum

>>37565387
>Should I up it?
No

>>37565387

Wahey Delta m8! Ain't seen you in a long time

fuckin ell lads, just shot a load of cum and have no idea where it went to

What's the best Kanye album and why is it 808s and heartbreak

>>37565387

Alright Delta, how's it going mate?

>>37565408
There's a feeling in the air, man. I wanted to bet on Trump winning months before he got in and everyone told me not to.
>>37565416
Hey mate, not much, I don't usually trip outside of /v/

>>37565387

Holy shit! Look who it is, where've you been lad?

>>37565387

Look who it is, bloody hell lad, what're you doing here?

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>>37565430

kekd lad

check your hair

>>37565387

Delta me old mate! When did you crawl out of the woodwork?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37H90vmTUlw

Home Improvement was pure kino. I wish Tim Allen still got work.

Any lonesome guys in sussex that need cool oldfag friend?

Cause I fuckin do

>>37565529
loved that show desu.
he was in something called last man standing but it was a bit shite

>>37565387
who the fuck is delta?

>inb4 newfag
>inb4 this is a new forced meme personality

>>37565387

Would you look who it fucking is, DELTA! Glad to see you buddy

>>37565579

Delta is the guy behind the 'BritNormie' personality.

tfw no /britfeel/ gloryhole where we can get our dicks sucked by ebin and tilde

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>>37565387
i don't know who you are so i'm going to imagine you're an airline.

Disprove the following statement for a quid:

>Blacks are an inferior race to whites.

Childhood is idolising Tilde and Ebin, adulthood is realising Mado makes more sense.

mummy just said shes gonna take me to vote when she gets home from work, shes gonna treat us to a chippy dinner as well lads

>>37565788
t. madoanon

>>37565651
>BritNormie
u wot

>>37565765
"inferior" is insufficiently defined

in the aspect of resistance to sunburn, blacks are superior to whites

I'll have that quid please

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>>37565765
I'll take that quid

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Who /NotVoting/?

Who /NotEvenRegistered/ here?

>>37565856
dont u value ur bennies lad?

>>37565856
Here lad, everyone seems to get pissed at me not voting but who really can be bothered. What's really going to change?

>>37565765
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Transracial_Adoption_Study

Inferior is quite a broad statement but it's already been proven that nurture trumps nature.

>>37565927

I don't get bennies

Nothing will change the elite pedos will rule these isles just like they always have.

>>37565953
A lot or a little depending on your situation. Just because politics doesn't affect you doesn't make it pointless. Tax cuts, funding for the NHS and the ruling parties decisions on Brexit etc will affect a lot of people.

>>37566018
They don't call them the pedophisles for no reason lad

>>37565953
>What's really going to change?

this exact attitude is why nothing changes. please tell me you're 18 or at least a no life neet?

>>37566029
>>37566042
I'm 19 and a student lads, someone else can vote for me tbqh. Seems like a lot of responsibility to be put on my shoulders.

>>37566018
part of the elite propaganda is for people to not vote