Hug your family

>>37560954
there's nobody in my family I would feel comfortable hugging

when I was a kid I used to hug my mom everyday, then my dad would occasionally TELL us to hug him, and it was fucking uncomfortable

>>37560954
>That filename.
KEK
So are those semen demons from some anime/manga/game or are they just someone's OC?

>>37560954
>filename
>und
Austria?

>>37561023
Why don't you feel comfortable hugging your family anon? They're your family, there's nothing weird about it.

always have to nurse these threads to life in the early stages

What's everyone up to?

>>37561133
well my mom is female, that's why I stopped at puberty

I don't like my dad

my littler brother said he rather be strangled than touched affectionately

>>37561669
waiting for austria to report back with a greentext of her sisterloving

>>37561692
You shouldn't stop hugging your mother just because you're attracted to women. Everyone deserves a hug.

Did your dad do something wrong to make you dislike him?

>>37561133
>Austria?
Actually no, wasn't me. Pretty gud though.

>>37561669
My sister is home so I'm with her.

>>37561785
Any fun and making up for the lost time together?

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>>37560954
lol that file name
>>37561669
just cuteposting my aniki while he's at work

>>37561781
He's fucking crazy. He swears and yells when he gets red lights, he does it when the front door is locked.

I could go on, but I'm not gonna waste the energy

>>37561872
What is he going to do to you?

>>37561897
i'm sorry anon. do you know what made him like that or was he just always like this?

>>37561103
They're from Girls und Panzer.
I'm not getting muted.

>>37561914
He clearly said he'll love me. he's probably busy that was his last response

>>37562013
But he said something that's cut out of the screenshot

>>37561821
Just some chaste kissing.

>>37562079
Have a good time Austria, you need to seize the opportunity soon.

>>37561936
probably because his family was mean to him when he was growing up

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>Ella still hasn't come back after saying she'd talk to her father

>>37562079
Hoping you have fun tonight.

>>37562046
"weither you like it or not" didn't notice I cut part of it off oops

>>37562120
>>37562249
Thanks anons. I'm a bit spacey but I'll try my best to show her how much I missed her.

>>37562271
>whether you like it or not
Bueno.jpg

I have told my sister about these threads before just to giggle at them. She is squishy to hug (has really large tits).

We are really close. I always lay on her lap while she pats my head. Sometimes when we walk around, I put my hand on her booty for fun. People low key think we are a lesbian couple.

>>37562249
>ella told her parents everything and they blocked her from the internet

>>37562401
that's super cute. are you a lesbian couple?

>>37562461
We are not a lesbian couple haha. People have told us they always want a threesome. As much as I love her and love to cuddle, I could only go so far.

>>37562497
what about her? maybe she wants more from the relationship

>>37562461
Rip

>>37562497
Give her a kiss, see how she reacts

>>37562461
>ella told her dad and is now fucking him
You underestimate the degeneracy of dutch people

>>37562558p
She is dating someone and I am low key seeing someone.

Not going to lie, I have thought about it. I will have the occasional dream about kissing her and sucking on her tits. I wake up horny and filled of shame lol

>>37562572
Maybe if we are both drunk enough lol

>>37562668
Do you know if she's into girls?
But don't cheat on a whim anon, it's not a good idea.

>>37562761
I know she had experimented before. I am also bi.

I have a thing for large tits and ass... .which she has both. I know it's bad to sexualize her, but it's so easy to picture. I have masturbated to the thought of fucking her. Her holding me down like a good older sister and having her way..

>>37562821
Maybe if you try hard enough to seduce her you don't have to fantasize anymore.

>>37562821
There's no harm in testing the waters.

Kiss her and post results.

>>37562946
They're both in relationships, don't try to get her to ruin it yet

>>37562983
Says the asshole destroyer of Laura's relationship

>>37562961
She's coming down this weekend. But it's not like I am going to make a move. Just some cuddling and light playful grabbing. Her boyfriend honestly gets jealous if I grab her as in front of him.

>>37563014
I am an asshole, but I haven't destroyed any relationships

Besides possibly my own.
Fuck.

>>37563085
Keep telling yourself that orbiter. Maybe if you wish hard enough it might become the truth

>>37563117
It is the truth. I may have helped speed up them breaking up, but I didn't cause it. If he broke up with her over that, I'm sure they would have broken up over something else eventually

>>37563085
>but I haven't destroyed any relationships
You can't actually believe this.

>spoiler
Stop posting things about your stupid life, nobody cares. I honestly think your gf was fake from the begining and you just made her up so people would stop calling you an oribiter, now that you ruined Laura's relationship you're going to pretend she dumped you and see if you can get something pity out of Laura.

>>37563014
>>37563085
>>37563117
>>37563159
>>37563164
I'm new to this. What's happened. Quick rundown?

>>37563159
What ever makes you sleep at night orbiter. I'm sure she'll be so grateful to have a friend like you who submarines her happiness

>>37563181
>Deer guy is the biggest orbiter known to man.
>He actually thinks he has a shot with Laura even though they'll never meet in person.
>Gives Laura shitty advice on purpose so he can ruin her relationship
>Laura ends up single again
>He actually thinks he's getting laid.

>>37563164
We've been whatever we are now for about a month now, but I've been too embarrassed to say anything and also don't really care to talk about my personal life

>>37563192
>submarines her happiness
That's a new one

>>37563230
Only the fourth line is true

My break's about to be over, I'll be back in a few hours

>>37563159
>If he broke up with her over that
Are you trying to say that if your gf suddenly said she's in love with another person, you would stay with her? How much of a cuck are you?
Just kill yourself already, you asshole.

>>37563230
Okay but what is or was Lauras relation? And what advice did he give?

>>37563298
>Okay but what is or was Lauras relation?
She had a bf and it was getting kinda serious.
>And what advice did he give?
He told her 'Hey you know how your bf is insecure about your feelings for your dad, but despite that you still have something really nice going on with him? Yeah, tell him you still love your dad, he's gonna love that and is still going to like you.' and then for some reason Laura thought it was genius idea and did it, then she felt into a slight depression.

>>37563383
Didn't Laura have sex with her dad? Or am I misinterpreting this?

>>37560954
Stop with these godamn threads

Everytime I open this fucking cucked board I see incest faggot threads first thing

Fuck off to some fetish board you fucking sister fuckers.

>>37563478
>Didn't Laura have sex with her dad?
She wishes.
She only confessed and got shot down. Then her parents got back together for maximum salt.

>>37562249
>it's been almost 3 hours
Fucking hell

Ella please come back...

>tfw can never hug my family

Sister would think i'm a freak (more than she already does) She'd riggle out and probably hit me

Mum would kinda be cool with it but dad would see and think i'm a mommas boy

Dad is macho type, i never hug him, i've never hugged him in my entire life, usually just our cool secret handshake we do

>>37563608
Why does she think of you as a freak?
>cool secret handshake
That's pretty sweet. How long and complicated is the handshake?

>>37563697
"Why does she think of you as a freak?" Probably because i'm just a beta loser, shut in type, whereas she's the normie stacey, i love everyone and everyone loves me type.

Also it aint long, like slide hands together, do that kinda slapping motion on our hands, like tapping the back of our palms kinda thing, over and under fist bump, then normal fist bump, i dont care how stupid it is it's just something, something i can latch onto

>>37563778
>i dont care how stupid
It's honestly not stupid in the slightest. It's cool that you share something like that with your father. Sorry to hear about your relationship with your sister. Hope things get better between the two of you.

Maybe when she grows up but rn its unbearable, brings her friends round all the time, they all insult as well she's 17, i'm 19 atm most of her friends are 17/18 so it's a little painful to get insulted by people you dont even know and your own flesh and blood is egging them on

>>37563994
>>37563893

shid forgot to include your post

>>37562249
She is probably just doing other things I mean it will take a lot of courage just to come out in a half truth for her I bet

>>37563994
I can understand some light jabbing, but that seems a bit too far. Especially if it's from people you don't really know too well. I'm usually the butt of the jokes with my sister and her friend, but at least I grew up and know her friend personally. Ever talk to her about it?

>>37564159

Not really, she'd just laugh at me, i'm too anxious about everything to confront anything

>>37561872
I want to rub Vyrn nonstop until he becomes a mass murdering ubermensch.

>>37563994
iktf unfortunately. Puberty ruined my relationship with mine too ..she turned into ...something I don't recognize. Am holding out hope that she grows out of this "omg im too cool to hang around onii chan phase". I guess have to wait years...

>>37564203
Vee-kun Veeeeee-kuuuun~

my brother loves Vyrn

>>37564184
That's pretty mean of her. I can't really add anything besides that I wish things were to get better between the two of you. Hopefully you'll be able to get over that anxiousness, confront her about this and explain to her how hurtful it can be.
Keep that cool handshake up with your dad though.

>>37564398

Thanks for the advice, its just a matter of speaking to her I get it

(I will treasure that handshake forever)

>>37563994
My sister and I used to be really close but she turned into a bitch during puberty.

>>37563994
That reminds me of my own sister, only the opposite happened.
She's always been mean to me when we were younger, then she got her hair cut and she was suddenly nicer to me.

What age difference would you consider too much?

I was wondering if anyone here could help me understand why my sister has started insulting me.

>little sister has started calling me names and insulting me
>all the time
>never anything serious or harsh, just things like stupid, clumsy, worst brother, dumb, lazy, etc.
>she is also the clingiest person I've ever met
>hangs around me all the time, sitting on my lap, wanting me to play with her, climbing on me, snuggles up to me etc.
>can't even go and get something to drink without her following me while begging me for a piggyback ride
>she never clings to any of our other siblings, and only insults them when she gets angry or annoyed

While I appreciate the close bond I have with her, her insults are getting kind of old and annoying. I know that she doesn't really mean any of the namecalling either, so I don't understand what she gets out of it.

Its maybe just another way for her to get attention, or maybe a sign that she's growing up. I don't know.

Any ideas?

>>37564891
She loves you and shows it in this way because that's the only way she knows how.
Why don't you give her a kiss and tell her you love her.
Post results.

>>37564891
You are lucky anon and don't even know it. You got a tsundere imouto, a real life one. Congratulations

I tried talking to my dad but I broke and told him the truth. Well my brother did I couldn't talk much. I think its okay for now, my brother is letting me sleep in his room and I'm exhausted

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>>37565206
What, like the whole truth? Jesus, Ella. Are you alright? How did he react?

>>37565206
Your dad let's you sleep in your bros bed after he heard it? Wew
Now's your chance for some action.

>>37564891
Fug, I dunno. Be grateful you're not the previous Anon? Enjoy the light bullying.
>>37565206
Shit. Hope it's all alright and there isn't too many issues going on. Take it easy.

>>37565206
Jeez, I knew this would happen. Girls just collapse easily under pressure.

>>37565256
>>37565317
It's okay he was calm and I dont think he'll talk to mom about it
I don't feel well but I'm okay

>>37564891
If you want non-meme advice tell her how she makes you feel when she says stuff like that in a polite way.
Make sure you let her know how much you love her after though.

>>37565406
Well I'm glad there was no overreaction. If he's able to keep it a secret as well, I guess that alright. Right?

I hugged my mother for mother's day and it was a bit awkward since we rarely do it. Later on the subject was brought up and I mentioned that she had rarely if ever hugged me of her own accord and so I went to do it again and ask her.

She said she's just not a person that hugs.

Fast forward several months to today and she comes into my office in tears talking about how she wont be able to work for 6 months and will have to move which means I'll be moving as well since we live together.

I hugged her and told her it'll would be okay.
She did it very lightly and let go very quickly.

I don't know if what she said is true and she just doesn't like hugging or if she just doesn't like me.

>>37562613
I'm dutch and degenerate can confirm. Have an uncle that's married to his cousin as well so that's extra degeneration points for my family. But you git two types of dutchies, really depends on what kind of dutchie her dad is wheter she's lucky. Could be degenerate, could stoic moralfag.

>>37563778
>Thinks cool handshake is stupid
The last time I can remember I had physical contact with my dad was when he literally kicked me because I wasn't getting out of bed in the morning a couple weeks ago. We didn't touch each other when he left for Japan for 2 weeks nor when he cam back. I hope you keep that handshake, it looks like you guys have your own cool understanding relationship that needs no words when you do the handshake in front of others I bet.

>>37565841
En dat is legaal? Wat? Hoe? Vertel meer over hoe degenerate je bent.

>>37563287
If I knew she'd still be faithful to me, yes
Maybe in a few days, not yet

>>37563383
Not even close to the truth. More along the lines of:
K: I want to commit, but I can't until you clear up what you said about your feelings for your dad
Laura: It was just a phase, I'm over it (lie)
Me: That's a shitty thing to do, you shouldn't lie to him like that, he trusts you and asked for the truth
Laura: But if I tell him the truth, he'll most likely break up with me
Me: Then he wasn't good enough for you in the first place. Tell him the truth
Laura: I don't wanna
Me: Do it
Laura: Fine
*Laura tells K the truth, K breaks up with her*
Laura: Am sad
Me: You'll find somebody good enough for you someday
Laura: No I won't. Fuck you, I hate you

Paraphrased

>>37564891
She probably wants to spend more time with you but doesn't want to ask

>>37565206
I guess that's good

>>37566253
Speak burger, damn you

>>37566384
You just admitted to sabotaging their relationship, good fucking job retard. I'm glad Laura hates you, you deserve it.

>>37566440
Rest of the thread hates him too

>>37566464
Good, it's well deserved.

who is ella and what did they tell their dad?

>>37566440
No I didn't, I just told her to tell the truth. I didn't force her to tell him, I didn't know for sure how he'd react, and I didn't force him to break up with her. There's no point in arguing with me about it, the most I will admit to is indirectly speeding up them breaking up.

>>37566464
Oh well, I'm not leaving

>>37566507
She's a dutch man in love with her brother, that's what she told him.

>>37566384
I never said I hate you, let's forget about this, I'm gonna hang out with him later today
It's over with him, arguing about it won't change anything

>>37566624
>She's a dutch man
>Ella is actually a qt girl (male) and her brother isn't gay

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>>37564590
>My sister and I used to be really close but she turned into a bitch during puberty.

Progress of an imouto.

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>>37564891
>I was wondering if anyone here could help me understand why my sister has started insulting me.

She's reaching that age. Hug her close anon, don't push her away.

Am I the only one that doesn't have a sister? They seem amazing I wish I had one.

When I was a child my father forced me and my brother to always hug him before we left for school.

After the divorce he began making us hug him when we first see him again and before we leave.

Now it seems natural to me to hug him every time I see him and whenever one of us leaves till next time.

>>37564937
I'm not with her right now, but I'll give her a hug from you guys next time I see her.

>>37565050
just like my chinese cartoons

>>37566384
That may be. I don't live with my parents anymore so I don't see my family that often, even tho we live in the same city.

>>37565317
>>37565436
Just asking her to stop doesn't work, I've already tried that.
She will stop if I for some reason get angry, but that doesnt happen often.

It's usually my dad or my eldest younger brother who gets annoyed at her antics and tell her to bugger off.

>>37566839
Thank god I got stuck at phase 3. I did become this way with my other brothers though. But they are assholes.

>>37564891
Stop being a fag and tell her to fuck off

I'm glad I found one of these threads. I could use someone to talk to without all of the "you're a fucking cuck go kill yourself" stuff.

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>>37567462
You're a fucking cuck. Go kill yourself

Definitely walked right into that one.

>>37567477
Thanks so much dude, exaxtly what I needed.

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>>37567531
Always happy to help.

Now what do you want to discuss ya homo?

>>37567462
What's on your mind bro?

cuck

>>37567573
>>37567568
Well, if you actually are willing to listen, would you mind using kik instead?

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>>37567393
>Thank god I got stuck at phase 3.

Best phase 3.

>>37567617
Yup would mind actually. Here, or not at all

>>37567617
Sorry man, but I take privacy seriously. I'm happy to listen if you want to share.

Remember this whole thing is anonymous you have nothing to worry about

Spider girl imoutos are cute. That is all.

>>37567764
Lmao that's the best. The original of this meme is me in a nutshell too. 10 years on this stupid chinese image board.

>be years ago
>Get call from school
>We need you to come in. We caught your son, along with some other boys, smoking in the restroom and starting a fire.
>Wtf? Did I train him well?
>Get to school
>Boy looking pathetic
>Sit and listen as Principal scolds them for a long time, suspends all of them
>Driving home
>"So...why'd you do it?"
>"N said smoking grass will get you high."
>youdidn't.gif
>Fresh lawn clippings and a piece of notebook paper
>Got caught by Janitor after they set fire to the trash can trying to get rid of the flaming evidence

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>>37568637
I gotchu kissy

Spider girls are cute, dammit

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>>37568747
God this is just me from 15-25 in a nutshell.

>>37568747
I find this far too relatable.

>tfw no spider imouto

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>>37560954
Last physical contact I had with my family was punching my sister in the face last month.

>>37570829
What'd you do that for nigger?

>>37570851
She was acting like a bitch, and she disgusted me so I called her incestal and she started grabing at me and pushing me so I punched her as hard as possible in the face. gave her a black eye.

I wish my little sister was a spider girl

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>>37568336
>>37569509
>>37570713
>>37571547
This is the closest thing I can think of. 8 legs. 8 strands of hair. Am I doing it right?

>>37570926
k, but are you really a nigger? id like to confirm a suspision were all having

>>37571769
I'm a ginger so I'm just a nigger who's turned inside out.

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>>37571858
From one ginger to another, don't punch your sister again.

>>37571858
me too, bro. me too, leave your sister alone. being ginger sucks on its own, you dont want to be a mean abusive asshole too

>>37571901
I'll do it again if she pisses me off enough, I really hate that bitch and she deserves everything she get's, I'm not sorry and my family has abused me my whole life, and when ever I acted out I got the cops called on me, I don't give a flying fuck if they do call the police I think about killing family members all the time. going to the ward is better then putting up with family's abusive ass and bullshit.

>>37571982
Then leave home, if they're actually abusive the best thing you can do is get the fuck out of there before something very serious happens.

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>>37571734
You were... a little off, oneechan.

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>>37571734
>>37572054
That's uhh, weird. I mean her hair looks like a spider a little bit. But oh wait that looked like 8 but it's 10 apparently I can't count. I guess I'll greentext to save some face.
>>37571901
David Cameron is a cuck

>>37572016
stuff has happen before I've already been though that, and I want to move out but I'll be poor as fuck because I'm on NEET bux, I also don't have a license or car yet that'd be pretty hard, only reason why it happen was because we were on a roadtrip and and 8 people were cooped up in one hotel suite, other wise I'd don't really interact with my family and stay in my room all day, only reason why I went with them was because I was meeting a friend and going to bars but the spic stood me up so that's why I was pissed off too and am never going on another trip unless if it's me moving out.

>>37572104
>David Cameron is a cuck
I know, I just like it as reaction image

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>ask brother to get whipped cream from the grocery store
>"Just that? You're not having weird cravings, are you?" pregnancy joke
>"Geez just go get it you dooface"
>he goes out and gets it
>when he comes back with it, I grab it and take it to his room
>his room doesn't really have anything but his bed and dressers
>he knows what's up almost immediately
>I close the door behind me with him outside the room trying to get in
>I'm undressing and giggling while holding the door back
>"let me in already come on I want some whipped cream"
>"you have to WAIT!"
>most clothes are off at this point just panties and socks
>try to take off panties but trip on my skirt and fall over
>laughing super hard at this point
>he gets on top of me and very easily pries the whipped cream from my hand
>pull him more on top of me and start kissing him
>he holds himself up with one arm over me and makes a trail up my stomach to my chest and puts some on my breasts
>look up at him in my best sexy face possible
>want to say "eat me up" in a cute voice
>he starts below my belly button licking it up
>tickles a bit but it turns me on a lot
>slowly goes over my belly button and licks into it he has a belly button fetish
>keeps going up and up slow licking it off my body
>reaches my breasts
>starts licking my nipple until the cream is gone
>feel really aroused
>starts licking my other nipple
>reach into his shorts and start touching him and myself while he does this
>finished licking off the cream a while ago but still licking and sucking on my nipples
>he pulls down my panties and starts fingering me while I touch my clit and his cock
>keep going for a several minutes until I orgasm
>he gets up
>pulls down his shorts and boxers
>puts whipped cream on his cock
>has me lick it all off then suck his clean
>doesn't last long until he cums in my mouth
>shower together until shower together turns into light sex until we remember no condom was put on
>mfw despite want

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>>37572196
>mfw despite want
She has a condom in pic though :^)

>>37572196
>get out of shower
>put condom on
>bend over on the bathroom countertop
>goes at me from behind while rubbing my clit until I orgasm again
>clean up again
>he has to go to work in like 30 minutes
>make him a late lunch meal for work
>he hug and kiss and he's off

>>37572245
my dude you should of waited for part 2

>>37572276
>my dude you should of waited for part 2
Damn and I really thought I got you there. Glad my suggestion worked out so well for you

>>37572196
>"Just that? You're not having weird cravings, are you?" pregnancy joke
>"Geez just go get it you dooface"
Why didn't you play along?

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>>37572486
>Why didn't you play along?
I wanted to but I was too embarrassed

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>>37564891
Hug her more often. She's already fine with close contact with you, if you show more affection you'll just make your relationship with her even sweeter. She might stop the namecalling if she knows you love her just as much as she does you.

>>37564891
I'm sure she'snot trying to hurt you, that's just her way of bonding or showing affection
Anyhow, in less important news, we talked a bit more, if anyone cares I'll post when I get home

>>37572196
>>37572276
Amazing, as usual. You're the only one who has won

>>37572196
Saucy, or creamy. Whichever.
>>37572931
>Less important
You sell yourself short too much too often. Quit it. Whatever happens, I hope things went well.

>>37573116
Oh, thanks
He just asked about my feelings for my dad, I guess to sort of wrap his head around it or whatever, I guess it went okay

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>>37573076
I'm not the only one who won
>>37573116
>mfw
>>37573604
Glad it went alright.

>>37573655
Thanks
And yea, bearg and protective "won"

Late night bump for all the families out there getting some nice shut eye.

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>>37574360
Oh I had a
>Late night bump
If you know what I mean

>>37560954
My sister is the best, she doesn't mind my hugs but i also don't like to overwhelm her with that, she's a bit cold and distant sometimes but still very loving and we have fun talking while walking our dog together
So yeah she didn't mind the hug
lkluikbnkk

Bumper cars page 8

>>37566253
It's legal in the Netherlands to marry a full cousin. They're from a little village in Brabant so that's also why it might be more possible, that branch of the family can be found back in the church registers of that area up till 1200 so it's hardly the first time some people in the family intermarried. Not everyone talks to them anymore but that's partiallly due to them being very antisocial. They do have kids who turned out alright although a they're a little antisocial too. Due to the screwed up age my parents got me (halfway in their 40's) these cousins of mine have children themselves as well now who are only a couple years younger then me.

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I'm cuddling my brother but I can't sleep. Why does my brain do this?

>>37576693
Because your brain wants to enjoy the warm feeling of his body on yours and it can't do it if you're sleeping I guess

Page 9 music bump, something a bit more upbeat this time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkNumV2ZyQ4

I know these threads are dead at this time but I talked to my dad again early this morning before he left, ran him through everything that's happened between me and my brother and how I feel. He brought up my ex and suggested a psychologist, I freaked out and he got angry and shouted at me that this is what he meant. I managed to tell him that I know I'm still messed up but I realize this and know when it happens, I told him that everything that's been happening recently has just been too much stress and I don't want to deal with going to a psychologist alongside that. There was more but I think he agreed to leave it alone for a while at least and not tell anyone else. He doesn't think my brother has done anything wrong.

I have classes in the afternoon and a terrible headache so I won't be here for a while. I want to forget about this.

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If I was a superstitious person, I would say sleeping with my sister demands karmic payback. The quarterly board of directors meeting is currently happening without me because I spent the night puking up my pills. Yay.
How's everyone doing?

>>37577734
I'm glad things worked out, you have a good family, cherish that.
I am sad to see you go qt but you do what you gotta do.

>>37561897
>He swears and yells when he gets red lights, he does it when the front door is locked

We have 2 front doors and I do this too even if it's just that the one I use is locked and the other one isn't, because it means I have to carry my shoes to the other door.

I'm an expert by experience and trust me, he doesn't mean anything by it. I never understood why people take it as a personal offense if I'm angry at something else than them personally.

>>37577734
I know you said he got angry and shouted but all things considered it sounds like you have an amazing dad and it went the best it could. Take care, we'll always be here for you.

>>37577906
Sorry to hear about your up chucking. Things are okay now, right?
>How's everyone doing
Dandy at the moment. Just having some coffee before I head into work.
>>37577734
Guess it's great that your father is this understanding at least. Good to know that he isn't putting any of this on your brother and blaming him either. Get better and I the thread will be cheering you on.

>>37578703
Okayish, I'm not puking anymore at least. Still terrible pain though. And I just can't wait for my mother to come home and chew me out for 'letting the family down'.
I'm glad you're doing well Bearg.

>>37577734
Seems like he, too, freaked out a little for a moment there, but seeing as he agreed to drop it for the time being and doesn't blame you or your brother really, I think you'll be fine Ella. Nil desperandum and all that.
I'm not too sure about therapy since I don't believe you've got anything obviously wrong with you.
Then again I don't think I do, either, and I still have that lady wolf down several hundred euros a month to watch her nod.

>>37578757
>chew me out for 'letting the family down'.
That doesn't sound very nice of her at all, especially since you can't really control any of this. Sorry to hear about the pain you're still going through. Wish things would get better for you.

>>37578867
Well, why be nice when you can be a colossal bitch. It's probably more fun.
But thanks, it'll pass in a few hours. I just got accepted into a three-week stationary study in some prestigious clinic near Hamburg, so fingers crossed that'll help, but I honestly don't believe it.

>>37579086
>three-week stationary study
What will be going on there?
And even if you don't believe it'll help, we'll still cross our fingers and hope for the best for you. Somethings gotta come up, right?

>>37579272
I've no idea honestly, it's pretty vague aside from constant monitoring, acupuncture and massage therapist, experimental medication (though how they could gauge its effectiveness in three weeks is beyond me)
But they got the reputation for being the best there is when it comes to migraines so I'm giving it a shot. Unfortunately I need to have at least 3 months of their special migraines calendar filled out so it's some time off anyway.
>Somethings gotta come up, right?
Well, not necessarily. Chronic cluster migraines patients tend to just off themselves in their thirties or so.

>>37579353
Please don't off yourself in your 30, we like you here. I really hope the clinic helps you. Doctors finally found a way for me to survive my heat headaches, what they said is drink cold water a lot. It magically works and I am surviving a summer for the first time while enjoying it. I have absolutely no idea what is wrong with me but yay

>>37579353
Sounds pretty busy. You say they're known to be the best, so at least there's some reassurance, even with that bit of questioning on the medicine. Guess you'll be taking it easy for a while if you'll be out for three months.
>tend to just off themselves in their thirties or so.
Let's not think about that.
>>37579505
Bought the game you recommended.. still haven't played it because RS2 and OW.

>>37579505
Yeah, dehydration is the #1 reason for headaches. Always drink a lot of water, especially during summer.

>>37579540
Yeah, we'll see. I'm trying to stay somewhat positive but I've been going from one clinic and doctor to the next, and the next, and the next, for four years now, and I've only gotten worse.
>Let's not think about that
Yeah no, I have no right to off myself, my life is way too good. And I couldn't do that to my sister.
Besides, I owe my soul to the company store.

>>37579540
The game is for those boredom infused nights when all else fails and you want to just relax. I haven't played anything online for month and a half now because my family is really just that special and my mother doesn't understand that WiFi is a thing I have been trying for 3 years now without any success in getting her to acknowledge that it would be much more beneficial than USB internet

What rank are you in ow ?
>>37579578
>Besides, I owe my soul to the company store.
Kek

I know the feel of going to doctors without success for 2 years now, because of my liver that apparently has shifting syndromes on it. They diagnosed me with 5 so far but aren't sure which one it is.

Dehydration isn't even the main thing for me, the problem for me, by what the doctor said is I'm literally overheating because of my blood circulation and metabolism combined so I should search for shade almost all of the time and have cold water with me all the time.

>>37579578
Well, can't really blame you if things have been going the way they've been going when it comes to your migraines. Still nice to see that bit of positivity from you going into this.
>my soul to the company store
Strange, I thought a certain someone in your life would have claimed that as of now. Again, hoping to see good news.
>>37579670
I'll get to it one of these days. That's a promise. Shame to hear about your online issues.
>What rank are you in ow ?
I'm a gold shitter and am still going down. At least having a fan in the background cheering me on helps heal the wounds a bit.

>>37579670
Yeah, sometimes you just kinda feel like giving up. But I'm glad they found something for you. Staying in the shade isn't all that bad.

>>37579791
Yeah, I'm trying to not get all defeatist at least. It helps that my family is really supportive, I mean my sisters obviously are but even my dad has an uncharacteristic attack of positive thinking and a "things will just work out eventually" stance.
But yes, you're right. I do belong to her. Heart and soul and flesh and blood.

>having a fan in the background cheering
Adorable imouto.

>>37579791
I was top 500 for the last season, finally, have a friend there and when I asked for help all I got is "you just press buttons and you win, that simple" and desu it really works. Press a button and you win
I started off in silver so no worries, just press a button as a D.va in the middle of the enemy team and you'll win
>At least having a fan in the background cheering me on helps heal the wounds a bit
Your imouto is a treasure

>>37579842
Glad to know everyone is behind you and cheering you on at least. No one could ever ask for more.
>>37579946
I've actually been playing a lot of Zenyatta when it's needed this season. It's fun to shave down the health of everyone and bully Pharahs with my discord orbs. Sometimes I think I am the dps of our team. I'll keep pressing buttons though.
>Imouto
I remember when Jet Set Radio was released on Steam, she'd love to come into my room to watch me play. We'd always yell out together with DJ Professor K, as cringey as that sounds.

>>37577734
From what I can tell that went alright, I'd imagine you're already gone, but goodbye for now I guess
Good luck
>>37580070
Zen's a lot of fun and really good right now, you can do just about everything with him so he's good for carrying a lot of weight

>>37580199
Hey there Laura.
I watched Logan last night and now I can't help imaging you with adamantium claws.

>>37580070
>Jet Set Radio
>DJ professor K
He was the reason I started of as a Lucio main, shifted to flex and now I'm a D.va main, I just abuse the hell out of matrix and usually make game winning self destructs over walls and such

As zenny you don't feel like a dps, you are a dps, just like with zarya, you are a support tank. Only a good zarya can play 3 roles I consider myself one of them so just do zenny and annoy the living shit out of pharas

>>37580199
Hey there Laura, did you watch game 3 ?

>>37561872
STEAM MESSAGES AHAHAA
You must both be ugly freaks

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>>37580220
I wish I did, then I could say "fight me" and actually be intimidating
>>37580252
>D.va main
Pic related
Yea, I saw the game, the Cavs aren't gonna come back, but they don't want to get swept so they'll pull one out of their asses

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>>37580199
I've been carrying alright. Never thought I'd love Zenny so much.
>>37580220
>imaging you with adamantium claws
Closest I can get without my drawing tablet to with me.
>>37580252
>Jet Set Radio
>Lucio main
I think that's how everyone starts off when it comes to Lucio. Respect though. D.va is fun though and one of my favorite tanks besides Zarya, so ignore the imp.

Hugged my little sister. She did not like it. Said I smell of cigarettes and beer...

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I fucked my little sister.... close enough.

results: She cried

>>37580379
You main tracer, the one hero that can't do shit to a good d.va so I guess that's what disgusts you

Tbqhwy they won't, I hate to say this but the cavs are getting swept, lebron can't guard 4 all stars while his team is so useless, the kardashian curse is real cause look at Tristan Thompson, he can't do shit

>>37580415
I love her for all the ways you can fuck up the enemy and how annoying she is to them. The imp here is mad cause I'd win in a 1v1 main matchup just kidding I'd get so rekt

>>37580755
Shower and hug her again.
But put on clothes first. Or a towel at least. I know from experience that imoutos do not like naked hugs.
Also I guess I'll greentext last night so I'm at least contributing a bit.

>sister comes home at like 10pm because delayed flight
>hugging and cuddling in front of the TV, really really missed her
>parents to go sleep eventually (or fall asleep in front of the TV and then pretend to not have missed anything, in case of my father)
>go up to her room, sit on her bed and talk about Amsterdam/Leiden a while
>start to nuzzle my face into her neck because top comfy
>let my fingers wander down her belly a little, teasingly
>she grabs my hand and looks me in the eye seriously all of a sudden
>"Austria, I don't think that's a good idea. Let's just cuddle for tonight, okay?"
>what
>huge knot in my stomach, but nod Okay and try not to just sob
>"Okay, good."
>...
>she bursts out giggling
>"Oh my God you totally would've just went with that? After a week of not seeing each other?"
>stare at her with 1.21 gigawatts of hatred
>"Oh don't look like that, and get out of those pants, Christsake. I missed you, idiot."
>immediately melt (and comply)
>she kisses my nose
>I pull my face up to kiss her properly
>kissing intensifies
>I've missed it so much I feel like I'd come right there
>tell her as much
>"No, that's my job."
>definitely not helping my situation
>grind against her and kinda lead her hand so she finally starts doing something
>finally she does and I'm in Heaven immediately
>"Oh my God you are drenched! Did you just wait for me all week or something?"
>tell her to stop talking and keep rubbing because so close
>come, hard, and bite into her shoulder so I don't get loud
>riding it out (the orgasm, but also her fingers) and slowly coming down, collapsing besides her
>she gives me a huge smile, licks her fingers clean (first time she's done that) and kisses me again
>cuddling resumes

>>37581215
>"Oh my God you totally would've just went with that? After a week of not seeing each other?"
Junior keks. I don't know if she's was good at acting that out or if the words hit you so hard that you got lost, but that's great.

>>37581653
It was probably a mix of both, she's surprisingly good at ad hoc acting, and I'm probably surprisingly gullible.
I still wanted to claw her eyes out for playing me.

Page 9 emergency bump

>>37581895
It's only fair you play with her emotions now

>>37582776
I honestly don't have the heart (or guile) for that I'm pretty sure. And she takes everything in stride, it's impossible to get her mad at me unless it's about inconsequential shit.
Not that I'm trying to get her mad often, of course.

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>>37582840
I'd tell you to play with her ass, since that's a sure fire way to get a reaction out of her. But I think at this point its just long hanging fruit for a lazy old man

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>>37583040
thats the cuetest hippo ever share cute animal pictures with me anon

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can someone give me a g-d rundown on this thread? How do u all know each other? Are you all discord friends? I never understood these threads and how everyone knows each other and their lives.

>>37583563
If I shared my cute "animals", I'd get banned again

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>>37583592
why is animals in quotation marks ._.

>>37581215
>talk about Amsterdam/Leiden a while
Holy motherfucking shit, I actually hear someone mention my dead old town on the internet? Where are you people from? You come here more often? Want to make an appointment to stare at each other from a distance and then leave so you know there are actual people on this board that excist in real life but you don''t have to engage with in a "normal" way? The Burcht would be nice, in centre of town, or maybe the Van der Werfpark?

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>>37583667
Stop asking these questions anon. Your won't like the answers

>>37583589
It's just been a long-running general of sorts, so most regular posters, trips or not, "know" each other and they tend to share stuff about their lives and whatnot. Some talk on discord too.

>>37583690
We're from Vienna, my mother and sister visited Amsterdam for the weekend, with my sister checking out the university in Leiden because she thought she might study there. I've never been there myself, sorry.

What is going on in this thread?
I had never ventured into them but it seems there are recurring personalities here?
What's everyone's favourite dinosaur?

>>37583690
Jesus Christ first it was Ella and now there's like four different dutchfags itt

Are you people magnetic to each other or smth

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>>37583825
I like Charmsquirtasaur

>>37583810
>Some talk on discord too.
Wait do you trips have a discord server now? This place is falling apart

>>37583825
I always liked the Achillobator.

>>37583869
Yeah, where are my fellow Austrians?
Maybe Dutchfags are more leaning towards incest.

>>37583931
No, nothing of the sort. I just made a discord account for anonymous chatting months ago and over the past few weeks added a couple of anons.

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>>37583931
Russians have hacked the Imouto threads. We need a special investigator to find the connections. How is Trump involved? Impeachment when?

Make Imouto threads great again!

>>37583869
There a shitton of dutchies on the internet seriously. I remember that I was whatching a smoll let's play youtuber (like 10k subs) when I was 15 and thought "Hey, maybe give him a cheers from the netherlands comment, bet he's never gotton those". First time I scroll down to the comments after that I see a dude with a very dutch name in the comments. Second video actually had that comment I was planning on giving. We're a small country but very global since 1602.
>>37583810
What she planning on studiying there? There lot's of diffrent fields and some of the programs are very well adjusted for international students I believe but far from all of them. I actually studied there last year but I dropped out and became NEET. There is a special welcome week type deal for all new students and a seperate one for international students. There is sure to be a lot of other internationals as well. A guy I know from high school does "international studies" in the department of the university of Leiden in The Hague, and more then half his peers are foreigners according to him.

>>37583879
I'm not sure that's a dinosaur but I like pokemon, too!

>>37584019
That's cool, lots of people like raptors but none have specified achillobator
I like smaller dromaeosaurs like microraptor, myself

>>37584038
She thought about international relations or business administration, just a one-year MBA program though. But she might be staying in Vienna for now (I hope) or go to INSEAD in France.
She's pretty studious so I'm sure she wouldn't have a problem anywhere.

>>37584100
I used to really like the bigger raptors, though I couldn't really say why. I do like the 'normal' velociraptor too but I've always been fond of Eudromaeosauria, for no reason I can think of. Probably just had some book as a little girl.

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>>37583825
Camarasaurus or maybe the Allosaurus. They're cool. Pic related is the camerasaurus in my home town of Leiden, just a few blocks away from where I'm typing this. Museum is currently being renvated so it's closed right now. Spend half my youth staring at that thing.

>>37583869
Look on the Zeemap thread. This is a country full of (male) robots. Something is completely fucking up here causing all these robots. We're everywhere on the internet except actual normal sites like Meetup.com / OKCupid / blablaba

>>37583869
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
Check the map pall, there are more dutchies on here then frenchies and almost as many dutchies as krauts. The population of those countries is however 4-5 times higher.

>>37584305
wow, you know a lot more about dinosaurs than I had assumed!
Maybe we should party sometime and talk about cool dromaeosaurs

>>37584370
That's awesome! I live in Alberta, canada, so we have a lot of dinosaur exposure here. Lots of tyrannosaurs, ceratopsians, and shit.

>>37584661
Oh, no really I don't. Just what I remember from school honestly.

>>37584452
That's pretty interesting, huh. I wonder why so many Dutch/Belgians come here (or use the zeemap at least)
>tfw just two Austrians, and the one in Vienna is a pleb who likes the new Rainbow Six

>>37584771
Then you've got a huge advantage over other people when it comes to dinosaurs!
But I'll back off I feel like I got a bit over-excited

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>>37583748
well alrite pls dump ur cuet animals jpgs pls, they have been top tier so far.

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>>37585066
Ummm...I like not being banned. Thanks

>>37581215
>your sister calls you Austria
That'd be funny
>I know from experience that imoutos do not like naked hugs
How'd she react?

>>37583825
Egoraptor

>>37585108
Do it, faggot

>>37585253
Forgot my deer trip

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>>37585066
Don't know about cute animals but here's my doggo.

>>37585253
Of course she doesn't, but in greentexts it's always anon or Austria I figure.
>How'd she react?
She told me I'm gross and slippery. I basically surprise-hugged her from behind and she squirmed out of it.

>>37560954
I would never hug my family. They would never hug me.
We are like roommates.
If I'm America they are like England.

>>37585335
I see no doggo, only an oddly cute stain on a rug
Do it again, post her reaction. Do it to your older sister too

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>>37585430
Do NOT insult the doggo. He is a force of nature. He is a predator. He is death.
pic related, him being death

>>37585474
Spoopy. The rug turned into a dog

>>37585474
I'd gladly accept death if it came packaged in a cute doggo like that.

>>37585508
He exists in both stationary and mobile form.

>>37585553
Well I hope it won't come to that. He's a good doggo.

I think I have a crush on Austria

>>37585673
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
-Austria's sister

>>37585724
I don't want to ruin what they have tho
Just be a friend

All I can think about when seeing Austria in any context is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

>>37585815
>Start imagining all austria's greentexts with arnold instead
That's actually pretty funny. I laughed a little.

>>37585815
same, very charismatic austrian fellow

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None of your pets will ever be as cute as my circlesleepcat.

>>37585673
Please no. I know from experience that gay-to-straight (or vice versa) bring nothing but depression and heartbreak.

>>37585815
>>37585887
I'm oddly honored.
And stop making me think about Arnie being involved in my sex life please.

>>37585929
I admit that's pretty cute.

>>37585971
What's your favorite action movie one liner?

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>>37585971
Btw, if your sister likes sunsets, Leiden isn't a bad place. Pic related, it's one I made not too long ago when I went cycling between Leiden and the Hague. The beach isn't far either so you can see beautiful sunsets there too anytime. I just never go to the beach because I don't like sand and normies and wearing anything less then the maximum amount of clothes with overheating

>>37586008
Well, if we're going by Arnie and 'actual' action movies, then probably the classic 'I ain't got no time to bleed'
My favorite movie of his besides Predator is probably Last Action Hero because Arnie is just great when he's taking the piss at himself.

>>37586049
I mean, who doesn't like sunsets.

>>37585971
What? Gay-to-straight?

>>37586524
I meant a gay person crushing on a straight one, or the other way around. Can't go well obviously.

>>37586585
Oh, I see
Don't worry about me

>>37581215
this is so fucking hot

my lord

I'm new to these stories
How did austria and her sister get this way?

>>37587380
He is, as he puts it:
"Numero uno."

>>37586643
Yeah I'm not worried of course.

>>37587380
I've basically been in love with her for a few years, but kept it bottled up for obvious reasons. One night we shared a drunkenly kiss on our way home and it escalated (slowly), until she rubbed me off and I reciprocated the next day, rather awkwardly. That's basically how we've been for the last months, with lots of kissing and cuddling and stuff. I'm not really sure if we're heading anywhere but I love her with all my heart and right now I'm just happy that we're together.

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I'm reminded how much older I am than the rest of this board everytime this thread pops up.
>tfw 28 and have lived alone in an apartment since your parents made you move out at 18
I can't even imagine what going up to them to hug them would feel like anymore.

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>>37587756
You know nothing, Anon Snow. Desu

>>37587546
Why were you in love with her to begin with?

>>37587756
I don't want to hug anybody in my immediate family, either
Ever since I've moved out I've been happier and healthier not worrying about them

Still have an incest fetish, though, and wonder what it's like to have siblings or parents that you actually love..

>>37587756
Well, yeah most of us are pretty young admittedly, but the resident titcow is 25 already, so that's basically really old, right?
Please don't suffocate me with your milkbags kissy, I'm just joking

>>37587924
Why do people fall in love? I suppose it was a mix of always having been very close with her and her caring for me a lot. When I was 16 I started having really bad migraines which eventually led to me being hospitalized and on pretty strong meds, and she didn't leave my side for two days, just stroked my hair or whispered nice things while I was either crying and puking or high as a kite. I suppose that unconditional, strong love kinda made my brain mix up sisterly feelings with romantic (some would say decidedly unsisterly) feelings.
I've often asked myself what made me like this, but to be honest I just think it's her. I just love her, can't help it.

>>37588007
That's very sweet, and I hope she is comfortable with it
It sounds like you treat each other well, though
What is HER favourite dinosaur?

>Schlick after days of holding off
>Feel tons better
Huh.

Anyway how is everyone? I talked with my friend about the party thing tomorrow, I'm going there with her after class so I can get comfortable before people arrive and I'll sleep over along with my brother and some others. Yes Austria, she did suggest I could sleep in her room. In her bed. With her. Platonically. Only because the floor isn't comfortable.

>>37588067
Adult humans feel better when they get to release their sexual energy
I don't schlick but I make sure to give myself time a few days a week to really treat myself right, and it usually makes me happier and healthier

So does anyone here have more than one sibling or is it just two?
I have a brother in addition to a sister.

>>37588067
>spoiler
Yeah you're having drunk 'accidental' sex.

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>>37588059
Surprisingly enough she is, yeah. I still don't know how because she could do waaaay better, aha. But yeah I guess she loves me, too. And she treats me just the way she always did - caring, loving, teasing me for being gay and stupid. Just like an older sister ought to do.

>>37588067
>oxycotin and endorphins feel good
Surprise! But seriously, glad you're doing okay Ella. Also,
>days of holding off
Casual

I'm doing pretty well overall, migraines have mostly retreated throughout the day thankfully but I missed a sorta important meeting and my mother got screamy which isn't great fun if you've got migraines. But it's all fine really.

>In her bed. With her. Platonically.
Spoiler alert: In the original sense, Platonic meant same-sex love, and it very much included sexual stuff. So yes. Definitely get platonic with her, or sapphic or whatever.

>>37588189
I have a younger sister too.

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>>37588007
Funny, how I figured out I loved my cousin is just one look at her one day. I was at a renaissance fair with her. She held a smaller bird of prey on a gloved hand, cocking her head while looking at it with the most radiant smile I've ever seen. I just looked at her and knew in that moment I loved this girl like nothing else. Been 3 years and we went again this year. We danced a lot and I got her promise to go dancing with me again soon, which she seemed pretty excited about. I was secretly giddy every time someone thought we were a couple, she was always quick to correct them though.
Pic not related, was just in the mood for fancy nature.

>>37588189
I have one sister only. I love her a lot but only in the socially accepted way. My cousin is another story.

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Best Dino is triceratops, second best is mosasaur
>>37580415
He's one of the few fun and viable characters
>>37580841
Yea he really has to do everything, he basically played point that game
Kyrie actually picked up in the 3rd quarter but he was too late, JR is a fucking choke, K Love needs to hit his 3s, and Tristan Thompson needs to to something

>>37588127
Yeah I should do that more
It's just that I haven't felt like it recently until now
>>37588189
I have a brother and two sisters. Lovely girls and a lovable man.
>>37588206
>Casual
Don't worry I'm aiming for double digits before the end of this week.
>In the original sense, Platonic meant same-sex love
Away with your etymological fallacies, you know what I meant.

But on a serious note I'm okay with being a little more flirty, I like her a lot. I don't know about being girlfriends, I still love my brother but maybe it's a good idea if she's interested. I want to be honest to her before confirming anything though.

>>37588451
Whoops meant to Austria >>37588225

>>37588451
Wonder what your brother would think if you suddenly had a gf? Does he know you're bi?

>>37588415
Mosasaurs aren't dinosaurs they are actually squamates I believe
Still very cool animals and deserve to be your favourite

>>37588368
That's cute anon. Once, years ago, someone mistook my sister and me for girlfriends too but also got quickly corrected.

>>37588451
>double digits before the end of this week
Definitely a good idea. The week ends on Saturday, so better get to it.
>away with your etymology
Never!
But yeah I don't see anything wrong with a little bit of flirting, obviously you don't need to immediately start fucking and/or dating.
Even just having a good new friend to talk to and occasionally lewd with is great.

>>37588451
>I'm aiming for double digits before the end of this week

Just remember masturbating with your friend does not count as two times in one.

>>37588225
What if your little sister is secretly jealous of you two

>>37588225
>In the original sense, Platonic meant same-sex love
You're such an interesting person. I don't know where you would ever come across such information yet you somehow have so much of it.

>>37588651
Most definitely. This anon gets it.

>>37588657
She doesn't know, so I don't think she's jealous.

>>37588700
Less to do with me being interesting and more that I had to translate most of the Symposium for school and it stuck. But thanks.

>>37588781
>Less to do with me being interesting and more that I had to translate most of the Symposium for school and it stuck.
You say you did a lot of stuff during school that stuck. Most people these days go through school because it's a necessity and they walk out with nothing but a piece of paper. The fact that all that stuck tells a bit about your character which in turn makes you seem like an interesting person.

But of course this is 4chan, this is just my assumption since I obviously have no real context.

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>>37588607
Yeah he does, aside from relevant conversations I had a crush on a girl once and couldn't not tell my entire family.
>>37588625
I'll see how it goes I guess. We've only known each other for a week, we might be really comfortable together and get along well but I don't want to jump ahead so quickly. Unless it's in the moment. I'm a sucker for making bad snap decisions.
>>37588651
But it'd help

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>>37589163
>I'm a sucker for making bad snap decisions.
Especially under the influence of alcohol, right?

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>>37589017
I suppose so. I just don't want to take credit for good education I received by luck of a good family/upbringing. Obviously there's some interest I've developed by myself or as a result of that education and I have a good memory for what some would say is useless trivia.

>>37589163
Yeah like I said, no reason to jump right into it. But then again no reason not to.
>really comfortable together
>snap decisions
>alcohol
Hundred bucks say you'll start shlicking together and before you know it, yuri. Aw yiss.

>>37588368
Are you gonna tell her about your feelings?

>>37588415
Laura confirmed best dino

>>37588781
Do you plan on telling her eventually?
Also go the fuck to sleep

>>37589381
I wish more people on r9k and 4chan in general were as well-spoken and positive as you

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>>37588415
Great pic Laura, basically everyone here.
Except me of course. I'm good.
Also I like triceratops too but they seem kinda...unwieldy I guess. Raptors are just sanic fast and cool.

>>37589714
I don't know honestly. I think she'd love us no matter what especially if we managed to explain the way we feel about each other properly, but I don't want to burden her with our crazy stuff yet. Maybe someday.

>>37589733
Well, I'll earnestly thank you for "well-spoken" and can only comically raise my eyebrows at "positive". I've talked about offing myself in this very thread.

>>37589310
>>37589381
Stop it with this lewdness, Ella is just heartbroken and is mistaking her feelings with needing a good friend to trust. Don't confuse her with gay.

>>37589381
>I just don't want to take credit for good education I received by luck of a good family/upbringing
Good education only takes you so far, it requires hard work of your own to excel. And from your presence I feel you have much more to offer than just "useless trivia".

How and where we are born is impossible to determine, that's no reason to be modest. It's pointless feeling bad because you have it better than someone else, since comparisons like that rest on the flawed assumption that everyone thinks and feels alike. And you don't exactly have it easy either with your migraines.

I say this because you seem to always undermine yourself and keep referring to your upbringing.

>>37589834
Good friend, gay, whatever you wanna call it that makes you feel better about having someone else help you get off

>>37589824
you don't need to be positive about everything
I hate myself, too, but I try to like everything else
but you definitely have more positive outward energy, I'd say

>>37589834
I see what you're saying, but you can be heartbroken *and* bisexual. And if her good friend whom she trusts also helps her release some tension, where's the harm?
I mean obviously I'm not trying to make anyone gay, not that I even could.
But if I could Elsa would be my primary target.

>>37589855
I'm not trying to be humble about my upbringing, I'm just saying it goes some way towards explaining how I turned out, good and bad, as it does for everyone.
I'm aware that hard work is required to excel, hence why I haven't really ever excelled at anything professionally except a bit of luck in stock trading.
And yeah migraines suck. Unimaginably so. But that aside I'm a very lucky gal. And I have someone who loves me, and whom I love.
And no I'm not trying to undermine myself or something, just paint a realistic picture of me as a person.

>>37589926
I definitely don't hate myself, honestly I probably like myself better than most other people.
>positive outward energy
That must be all that bullshit yoga my mom makes me do with her once a week.

>Dad took me out for ice cream
I haven't actually spent time alone with him in a while, so that was nice
>>37588613
Oh
I tried
>>37589824
Raptors are cool too

It's father's day next week.

>>37590812
It's Father's Day this Sunday in Austria, so my sister and I will be buying some bar equipment and various gins and cigars and have a "men's bar night" at home with our dad.
I'm trying to convince my sisters to all use fake mustaches but they think that's 'childish', the plebs.

>>37590854
Dang, you guys are classy with your stuff
The moustaches sound funny though
>>37590812
I'll probably take my dad to some shitty restaurant, call up my granpas, and use it as an excuse to cling to my dad
it took years but I've convinced him to take Father's days off since little me wanted to do stuff

>>37588189
i have seven

>>37591221
Hug all of them as often as you can

Remind me to never try to kill myself again my god I'm fucking retarded. I would explain but I think I've whored enough attention

>>37592095
Thank God you're alright, get some help anon.

>>37592095
Did you miss your original suicide deadline?
Just write it down in a to-do list, I'm sure you'll remember that way.

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>>37560954
Enough is enough.
Addendum to pic related
>some times fucking more than once a day.

MODS make a fucking /inst/ board for these degenerates. Or at least make them post this garbage on /lgbt/

>>37592157
>boohoo, I don't like this thread
Go back to your BBC trap cuck feels thread

>>37592157
These threads are for strengthening family bonds, get your fucking head out of the gutter.

>>37592157
>make a fucking /inst/ board
Yeah making a board for a small, enclosed community. That's an amazing idea.

>>37592401
Is that why they always become threads for tripfags to talk about trying to, or actually succeeding in, fucking their family members? My head is in the gutter, mean while you start threads for Laura to talk about how much she wants to fuck her dad.
>>37592632
>or at least make them post in /lgbt/

>>37593176
>or at least make them post in /lgbt/
Because people here are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender?
What are you going on about?

bumping in a weird thread

Any advice on dealing with depression? Considering you guys are on 4chan I assume you have dealt with your fair share.

>>37593176
These threads are only about hugs, cute stories, family advice, and family bonding. If people stick around and talk about themselves and interact with the thread, oh well, can't really stop them. Get used to it or stay away, nobody will care

>>37594295
Having friends to talk with helps a lot. Are you the totally not underage guy that tried to kill himself?

Goodnight thread

>>37594295
Cognitive behavioral therapy can be just as effective as biological treatments i.e. prescription drugs, though combining the two has shown to be most effective than either alone.
The goal of CBT is to make the patient think more adaptively.
An alternative treatment is regular aerobic exercises, it can reduce depression and prevent recurrence.
And electroconvulsive therapy, is something that is still used to treat depression, but only under dire circumstances.

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>>37593223
>Because people here are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender?
What are you going on about
Uhh, idk. Maybe the mentally ill aspect that crosses paths with mutilation your body (lgb*T*) and wanting to fuck family members. Both are deranged, degenerate, mentally ill (not in the good, old school) r9k should be.
You all need exit bags, and I'm more than happy to provide.
Just fuck off to the board specifically for sexual mental illness. This one isn't it.

I love alone in my apartment with my stuffed bear. I'll hug that and post results.

>>37595188
What happened?
Did your relationship with the bear improve?

>>37595188
Post results, I'm gonna hug my cat

Hugged my pillow.
And let me tell you:
It was quite the experience.

>>37595188
How long have you had your stuffed bear?

>>37594758
>Just fuck off to the board specifically for sexual mental illness. This one isn't it.
Judging by the many threads that implicate sexual conduct that wouldn't be seen as "conventional" I'd have to say that these people have the right to be here.
But, assuming you are rational, you must have left thread which caused you great distress.

I have nobody to hug

>>37596090
Same, anon. It's a very bad feel.

>>37590812
Ooh thanks anon I completely forgot that existed
My family doesn't really celebrate those days but I want to do something super nice since he's been so good to me. I'll ask my mom if we can go out or something

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>>37560954
>be me
>be 11
>get into bed with 7 year old sister
>start making out with her
I know she knows she did that but we're never ever gonna talk about it

>>37590812
Oh he's gonna get the same from me as he got me for my birthday, a "Oh and a happy birthday" as he leaves the house in the morning. Will replace "birthday" by "fathers day" of course.

>>37596507
Relax, that stuff is basically harmless, almost natural.. I have a way worse story but its gay (male) so its not hot like this lesbian stuff

>>37596916
Oh god, the memories.
>tfw kissed my brother on the lips
>we dry humped because we thought that was sex
Neither of us are actually gay, well not him at least, we were just stupid kids.
I hope he doesn't remember it, he probably does.

>>37596916
I like gay incest desu

>>37596916
>>37596962
Guys don't sweat it, I am starting to believe this is very normal. I did this as well as a little kid, and although I can hardly say I'm normal I've heard about this kind of thing in a lot of different places so it might actually be pretty normal for a kid with developing sexuality to fool around some.

>>37597116
it is, but there's definitely a fine line between fooling around and abuse, even if you're both young
it sounds like most of the stories in here are pretty mutual, though

>>37597060
Oh god here I go the cringe as I type this is real


>years ago
>me average tfw no gf robot
>one sibling ,younger brother
>got along well but he was always timid I guess
>puberty hits he rarely talks to me anymore or is moody
>spends all his time online
>have my own problems being a robot can't deal with him
>catch him trying on girls clothes one time (no idea where he got them), very awkward moment, closed the door without a word
>well he is gay
>feel like I failed him somehow
>weeks later talk about it and say I don't like it but agree to keep it secret from parents
>he becomes insanely attached to me after this
>acts gay af around me, even kissed my cheek once and I push him saying thats weird
>don't know what to do and feel like I'm his only friend, but he also begins to act really nice watches me play games and makes me snacks so w/e I guess
>months pass this continues
>tfw no gf is very strong one night I began stealing from my parents liquor and going out to my drinking spot to be alone and F E E L
>was newb and drink too much, wander back home only thinking of going to bed
>brother is sleeping in my bed (uhhhh)
>push him and say why you here he says I wanted to sleep here like we did as kids
>he says this while wearing his girls clothes again (also he grew out his hair) uhhhh
>feel like this has really gone past the point of even being plausibly normal whatsoever
>screw it can't even begin to address this, I need to lay down in my bed and sleep
cont.

>>37597443

>as soon as I lay in bed he begins to move closer to me
>even if its weird and gay feels nice I guess to have someone next to you as you sleep
>pass out
--heres where things go off the rails entirely into gay--
>wake up hazily
>notice im hard, notice someone is stroking it that isn't me
>shocked as I realize whats happening, its basically rape I guess
>I think he notices im awake but doesn't stop and says I think whispers "please just let me"
>don't respond he begins sucking
>from my drunk pov in the dark it actually kinda looks like a girl down there and tfw no gf combines I'm just paralyzed
>feels really so good I can't really stop he keeps sucking and I pretend it really is a girl
>cum hard into his mouth and even wipes it off and puts it back
>INSTANTANEOUS MASSIVE regret
>he leaves the bed for his room
>next morning pretend everything is normal, never speak of it ever never ever
>I am much warier of him though and he later comes out as "bi" and he is into all sorts of weird stuff now, we don't really hang out at all
>mfw still a virgin
>mfw sometimes fap to traps when horny (please kill me)


Will take this to my grave, everything here is fiction anyway