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>Too poor to afford booze more than once a week
>Spend every sunday evening drinking, listening to music really loudly on my headphones and shitposting
>Rest of the week I feel bored out of my mind and depressed

It really is all I look forward to, it's the only time I enjoy myself.

>be really good friends with girl
>she moves away in 2013
>came back last year
>go on a couple of dates
>she cuts off contact because i was always drunk and generally shitty to be around
>havent spoken in over 6 months
>she invites me to her birthday party on facebook

what did she mean by this

What should I get on my pizza lads

I'm thinking
>regular base and sauce
>cajun chicken
>pepperoni
>crispy bacon

>>37556747
i love cowboy bebop and i'm embarassed by that because I'm 24

it's just so cheesy and good like metal gear solid, you give japanese people american things and they make them cooler for some reason

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>>37556747
Why not buy several bottles of cheap but strong alcohol then. White Lightning or Frosty Jacks lad.

>>37556677
>BritNormie and his 35 characters
>tfw accused of being one of his 35 personalities.
I wish, my life really is the shite life I portray it to be.
>>37556759
Drink less then, and stop being such a shitty person.

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bit cold lads tbqh, debating whether or not to plug the heater back in

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Milk Cat 71

>>37556747

At least you're not gaining weight and killing your liver from over the top booze consumption.

getting an energy boost from a choc ice before I go back out and garden

>>37556776
I'm 29 and still love Bebop. No shame lad.
Well, there is some for being 29 and watching anime. But then it's not like it's moe shit.

>>37556789
How is preparing for being a dad going?

>>37556790
>cold
Really lad. Suns out where I am, with a nice wee breeze to it.

>>37556789
>Why not buy several bottles of cheap but strong alcohol then.

I don't like them and they're not much cheaper than tesco's cheapest whiskey, which is what I usually get. Mix it with Pepsi and I'm set for a good 6-8 hours.

>>37556790
Oh wow it's another thread filled with your shitty avatarfagging

cunt

>>37556775
BBQ sauce base with chicken topping

>>37556821
I don't know about outside but my hands are freezing in my room

>>37556839
I'm not that bad

>>37556817
Not good lad. Let's just say I did something that makes me a proper scummy man and now my family, friends and workmates have ostricised me.
The wife has moved back with her parents and I'm not sure what's happening at all.

>you wake up tomorrow morning in your 4 year old body
what do

>>37556852
Did you get caught with loli manga?

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>three months off college
>everyone asking me if I'm gonna get a summer job
>dont want to tell them if I do that I'll lose my bennies

IT'S NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS LET ME ENJOY MY TIME OFF BEFORE I HAVE TO ENTER THE WORKFORCE FOREVER

>>37556862
he fucked the goth girl

>>37556862
Calm down May. You can't catch me out like that.

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Don't forget, they're behind this and want a race war

>>37556848
no one in these threads like you

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>>37556865
Lad, enjoy your 3 months. If they ask, tell them no, you're taking time for yourself. Fuck what they think.

>>37556868
Not sure if it was worth it lad.

>>37556904
I don't think anyone outside the threads really likes me either beyond their obligations but thats ok

>>37556929
It wasn't. You gave into lust and temptation and now must face the consequences

>>37556865
>being punished for working
people actually try to claim the job centre isn't a massive joke

How many of you actually have no disabilities and are just claiming JSA cause you're lazy?

>>37556790
i still have my heater in my bedroom.
i only use it to warm the room when i want a wank and it's cold though.

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Afternoon lads~

Went to get some more anti-dees today only to find out there had been some kind of mistake and the earliest I can get them is Friday afternoon. Bit worried because they really help my bulimic hunger problem and I don't want to go back to how things were~

What have you been up to anyway lads? How're you spending this comfy afternoon?

>>37556993
Me.

I live with my bf, he can easily support both of us but for a 30 minute trip to the jobcentre every fortnight we get 230 quid a month. I don't even look for work lol

>>37556993
I claim JSA because I am looking for a job but there is no way in hell I am doing 35 hours of job searching a week

>>37557055
>35 hours of job searching a week
why do they do this? they're people they've got to know there isn't 35 hours worth of available jobs to go through. Why is there such a charade?

damon poster = ebin = BritNormie

after 17 years of service, my PS2 has finally bitten the dust
I'm almost tearful

question now, do I buy a working slim, or do I get a LAN adapter and keep on using my chipped fat

>>37557079
I have no idea, last time I was actually signing on they just wanted to see how much you had done but you have to give the amount of time it took now so I just greatly exaggerate everything anyway

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>>37557040
slept all morning despite going to sleep at like 10:30pm, watched an hour of a movie since I woke up 3 hours ago, should finish it soon.

might reluctantly go to the doctors sometime if my physical symptoms persist. Still don't want anti-depressents or therapy though, maybe I just have a fever

>>37557079
because it placates wagies

>>37557081
>Damon = Britnormie
only thing we have in common is we're both Scottish.
Least, I think BN is Scottish.

>>37556865
didn't think you could claim bennies whilst in education

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>been pretending to be going to the job centre for months
>mum says she's booked a day off work the same day I have my next 'appointment' so she can come too

>>37557182
time to get your ass in gear and find a real job
>or say they've scheduled a course training somewhere else for that day

>>37557176
As long as you don't tell them lad. It's not like they check up on that shit.

>>37557182
why in gods name would she want to go to the jobcentre

discovered fapping with lube lads

BUT edged for an hour and have tears in my frenulum, hurts a lot

>>37557182
Just go in the jc and tell her to sit in the car. Ask the security guy about how to sign on, use the job points to spend a few minutes looking for a job then walk out and tell her it was a quick in and out.

>>37557095
You get an emulator lad.

>>37557114
You always seem to have trouble watching films all the way through. Have you tried sitting away from the computer so you don;t have the urge to keep pausing it?

>>37557236
I once edged for 10 hours and when I came I honestly thought it would never stop.

Took a good few minutes for me to stop ejaculating.

>>37556993
JSA is for the unemployed and fit to work. ESA is for the disabled.

>>37557236
Do you even need lube if you're uncut? I have used it before and didn't feel much difference

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>>37557214
She wants to bitch at them for not getting me a job so I will stop being a parasite NEET leeching off her resources. I'm so fucked lol.

>>37557314
she does know that they don't get people jobs right?

>>37557310
im uncut and usually fap without it

but it feels different with it, especially because im using proper durex lube

>>37557300

Yeah thanks for that nigger

>>37557182
When you walk in you'll be greeted by someone that works there.

If you're alone you can just say you'd like to sign on and let your mum watch from the car.

If she's with you you're fucked.

>>37556993
working cash in hand and picking up bennies
sweet life

>>37556677
WELCOME TO THE MOVING ROOOM

>>37557114
Well done on trying to fix your sleep schedule, you're getting there lad! What film are you watching desu? If you don't feel like watching it all just note where you are and get back to it another time~

And yes! Get yourself to the GP lad if only to see what's available~

>>37557327
it's literal autism

Friendly reminder that Tilde is a Norman Normie

>>37557324
this. it's completely ridiculous. i went in once and said i would like help finding a job and she laughed in my face then said i had to make an appointment over the phone. never been back since

>want to take advantage of asda savings
>3 for 21 quid on 10 pack of tinnies
>cant carry them all and dont have a car

wish i had friends

>>37557040
just finished slavery off to a mates to water some plants. then back home will take doggo for a walk and have a spliff
what happy pills you on. i'm on mirtazapine, but might change to something else when i next see my doctor

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>tfw I've developed a foot fetish
Oh boy

>>37557362
take a wheelbarrow or some other industrial carrying device

So we're voting labour, right?

>>37557381
I never had one until about 18, I managed to condition myself into having one somehow.
it kind of made me feel like gays have a choice

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>>37557288
my eyes are too bad to see any further than this unless I wore my glasses and I don't like wearing them with my headphones

>>37557342
its Christine (1983), Just going director by director now and watching all their worthwhile stuff. Also started shinsekai yori.

I went to the GP a couple of months ago, got sent to some suicide crisis place or something where they didn't do anything and 50mg of setraline I didn't take.

But right now I feel physically unwell, could be related to mental health or not.

how you planning to spend your evening?

>>37557405
(you) bet
What kind of penis will ebin be drawing on his ballot paper?

>>37557381
Did Madoanon do it for you?

>>37557408
That's because they do

>>37557381
wouldn't surprise me if this was poleaboo

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>>37557424
His feet were small but masculine.
Feet have to be soft and feminine

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Just bought this off the dark web with all my bitcoins lads haha

>had a dream that people from school were bullying me again, eventually culminating in me being in their house and they went through my bag and fucked with my phone, etc, which i eventually smashed and then felt terrible for smashing since i'd have to replace it.

i had forgotten how bad it felt to have people getting at you. that was a really weird dream though. (i haven't seen any of these people in 5+ years and they didn't bother me since ~7 years ago.) i woke up feeling really bad until i realized my phone (and in particular my music collection on it) was okay.

now i'm irritated because i can't remember one of the guy's last names.

>>37557182
why is having a job so bad anyway? since 16 i've had a job.

I remember all that spare cash that I had. If I really wanted something, I'd just buy it. If it was expensive, I'd save for a month or two. When you move out of your moms B&B then it gets rough, but get a job now for the spare dough.

>>37557433
I don't have a scat fetish, lad. So it's pretty much confirmed I'm not

Just finished my exams, lads. Time to get fucked.

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>>37557412
its Christine (1983)

I have an 1/18 scale model of Christine with working lights.

>tfw no one to share my toys with.

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>>37557440
Agreed, man feet or gross.
I wonder if gay guys get foot fetish as well, for man feet.

>June 9th
>Wake up
>Tories landslide win
>Realise the british public will never use their brain when it comes to politics.
>kill myself

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>>37557562
BELIEVE IN HIM

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>>37557527
I don't know but I'm not sure I care

>>37557562
>if the party I like doesn't win then everyone else is an idiot but me
Childlike mentality, lad

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>need to write a cheque for my lawyer
>go to bank and ask them to write me a cheque
>they say it costs 20 quid to write a cheque
>mfw I circumvented the system and asked for a chequebook

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>>37557562
I'm actually legit scared that Corbyn is going to win. May has made such a fuck up of things.

I've never normally care too much about politics, not even enough to vote. But if JC wins, OMG nightmare scenario, I've never actually wanted to kill a politician before.

>>37557562
feel like it's going to be a hung parliament but nobody will enter into a coalition government. think we'll end like what happened to belgium that one time

>>37557603
don't care anymore.
tried reasonable debate, tried facts, tried just straight asking for reasons why people vote Tory and I just get nothing. It's all buzzwords and rehashing daily mail headlines.

but yes, if you vote Tory you are an idiot.

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>>37557632
it's gonna be labour minority propped up by snp

>>37557655
but snp hates us and will have no interest in whats best for us. they can just fuck shit up for a laugh

>>37557633
Who should we vote for then, Mr liberal values?
I'm sure you love to read the Independent and watch the BBC
And I'm sure you love to wear by well-informed opinions constantly

>>37557613
>I'm actually legit scared that Corbyn is going to win.

Same t b h May and the conservatives tried to be cheeky cunts with what they wanted because they felt it would be a landslide instead of playing it safe. turned an easy win into an actual race

>>37557663
>snp hates us

nobody hates you anon

well isis does

but nobody except that

>>37557521
very nice anon, how did you get into buying stuff like that?

whats your favourite toy?

>Rain forecast for Thursday

LANDSLIDE WIN FOR MAY

Labour voters won't go out in the rain lads.

>>37557350
I am not a normie! I have no friends and am a KHV desu~

>>37557412
>Shinsekai Yori
it's a 10/10 desu, wish I could experience it for the first time again~

For this evening I have no plans. Probably just video games or posting here desu~

How about you lad?

>>37557376
Sounds pretty good desu anon! What type of doggo have you got? post pics

I am on fluoxetine more so for bulimia than depression. I like that it doesn't make you gain weight and I would recommend it~

>majority of greens aren't vegan
>most aren't even vegetarian

i'm more left than the greens

>>37556677

Pakies out soon lads!

Yes!

>>37557696
>old people going out in the rain with their arthritis

>>37557715
Old people actually care about voting desu

>>37557723
not with their bad knees and finley isn't going to drive gramps down to the pollstation to vote for so called nazi parties

>>37557696
>implying labour voters aren't so lazy that the thought of going outside to vote is a chore

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>>37557698
>having plans
hopefully keep watching stuff, maybe some overwatch or something. Have a feeling i'll do neither and just shitpost here and let myself be overcome by feelings again.

might have a wash so I can go out and spoil my ballot tommorow

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>>37557687
because I want to live in the past and surrounding myself with vintage things is the closest I can come.

my most prized is my 1/18 Lincoln futura, it wont let me hot link so you'll have to click link to see one.
http://geb.ebay.com/ImportHubViewItem?itemid=311271335704

also my 1/12 scale Cadillac pic related.
everything boxed away till I become independent and get my own place.
which may be never desu.

>>37557728
Do you think everyone over the age of 60 is so decreped they cant drive or take a bus? Turnout for the old has always been higher than for the young.

>>37557728
Gramps would have voted by post

>>37557755
not on rainy days

>>37557736
bloody hell thats expensive, very impressive though anon.

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>>37557736
>because I want to live in the past

What would be your favourite era to have been alive?

I love the cars from 50's 60's America

>>37557776
What are you basing that on? Brexit was atrocious weather and the old still got out and voted.

>>37557756
voting by post is the easiest way

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I love toe jewelry

only play my PS4 for rock band any more
where are the good games

>>37557780
I only paid 100 for mine, don't have the money to buy expensive things, just rely on luck and good deals.

>>37557783
I would have lived in the 50s and been a car designer for sure. white wooden house, land and pin up wife.
doesn't get better than that.

I find people who like the dystopian blade runner worlds kind of odd. that would depress the shit out of me.

>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/diane-abbott-suffering-from-serious-long-term-condition-a7777231.html
anyone worried about diane abbot being home secretary need't worry, she'll die of cancer soon

>>37557804
>playstation
>good games
Sorry to disappoint

>>37557669
lib dem is second seat in my constituency, and the party I align with the most. Otherwise vote labour. Not saying they are perfect but if you seriously think the Tories are better in any way then you need to reconsider your life.

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>>37557798
I like it when girls take the time to make their feet all pretty.

>>37557840
I got cheated when I got arkham knight
I did play it once on my toaster, in 720/30~ but I thought that the ps4 version would be more playable since the PC port was dog turd
but no, it was still 720/30 and looked bollocks
honestly thought my gtx560ti ran it better

I finished bloodborne within a week
I have the last guardian but I can't play it for more than 30 minutes at a time
maybe I'm just jaded

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>>37557698
well it's my ex housemates doggo. he's been in hospital with blood poisoning so i took it down to mine for a bit. it's a springer spaniel.
only got 1 pic. it's from when i caught her eating the catto's tea when the housemate was there
yeah mirtazapine make you gain weight.
put on about half a stone in 3 months. well just weighed myself now and i weigh 11 stone but think the scales are wrong. will check with mine when i get home.

do you think ukip will have a surge with the recent incidents in mind?

>>37557798
get your feet off the steering wheel, dirty fucker

just realized the reason i can never get a messenger bag with a strap long enough is because the one i had as a kid must have been designed for adults, hence why it hung down at my legs instead of under my arm.

bit of a bugger that, since it means i'm going to have to find some way of sticking my own strap on one if ever need a bag again

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>>37557827
>anyone worried about diane abbot being home secretary need't worry, she'll die of cancer soon

I think watching her interview on Sky the other day, may have given me cancer too.

>>37557883
nope, ukip is done. actual far right paries might, but won't actually win anything

>>37557901
their faithful could go back in for them again, they wont get anything but 2-4 million votes away from the tories might

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>>37557845
A well cared for feet are the best

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>>37557669
>watch the BBC
The BBC are more Blairite than anything else.

Though desu I would take the view voting Tory is for idiots too. More on a Hitchenite line though: They aren't conservative, they conserve nothing. At least Liberals who vote Lib-Dem are consistent.

>>37557883
I'm voting for them but it won't do much. My constituency is one of the top ten conservative safe seats

>>37557924
I was just doing a play on the lyrics from Beaumont Rag by Redgum
I don't care what you have to say about the beeb

>>37557715
What is postal vote never need to leave the house

>>37557913
doubt it, the majority of ukippers were solely anti EU, they also arent well politically verse and assume the tories as a 'right' part will cut down immigration

>>37557931
just do us all a favour and set yourself on fire

>>37557937
I know, I just like to remind people that the BBC are specifically Blairite-Cameronite instead of more generally Liberal (they're not anti-spying enough.) or Left-Wing. (they're too economically Thatcherite, as in the pic where they propagandised.)

>>37557964
>I know
Know you didn't

>>37557966
Know I did!

>>37557976
Fuck off. I can be yoda if I want

>>37557963
Why don't you do so instead

>>37557882
Wow, the doggo is really cute! Thank you for posting desu~

You shouldn't worry about your weight too much. Feeling better is much more important than gaining a bit of weight~

>>37557882
I fucking hate spaniels. They're always cunts. I got bit by one once

First double to reply to this post will be the next meme to feature in the Daily Sport

>>37557993
because I'm not UKIP supporting luddite

>>37558054
You're a left wing luddite instead?

>>37558034
neo nazis are using 88 to summon the ghost of hitler

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>>37558034
jc4pm

>>37557963
t. Rasheed

orgyanal

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>>37557931
What's the point of wasting a vote on UKIP, vote Tory. Help to keep that dangerous cunt Corbyn at bay.

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>>37558059
yep, which is still objectively better

>>37558034
Muslims are planning on writing in 'the Prophet Mohammed' for the election

>>37556759
Wow this is almost identical to me, except the moving away part.
>meet girl in 2013
>go on a few dates and become close
>cuts off contact because I whitied at her friend's party
>half a year later invites me to her birthday party
for hwat reason
She has a boyfriend now and he's a cunt

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>>37558068
>implying Sharia May isn't the greatest danger to the country.

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>>37558078
>yep, which is still objectively better
says who?

>>37558095
common sense, but I understand that's a confusing concept for you

>>37558111
>my opinion is the right one because I say so
Typical lefty

>>37558095
she would look great geting #BLACKED.com

reminder that there will be a recession before 2019

>>37558126
That's disgusting. Go away, lefty cuckold

why can't you get good apple turnovers any more

>>37558120
give me 5 good reasons to vote for UKIP or the Tories this election.

>>37558149
co-op ones are dece for a quid lad

>>37558151
1. because you want the economic credibility of the conservative party to be damaged by the impending recession
2. because you want to give jeremy corbyn adequate time to purge the blairites within his own party
3. because you're in one of the seats where a UKIP vote could bounce out a Tory candidate in theory
4. because you've got a fetish for autistic old women
5. uhh... i dunno you're a scottish victim of the cringe or something.

>>37557114
pillz and therapy are probs the two things that would help you
pretty sad dessy

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>>37558095
>she would look great geting #BLACKED.com
She looks the type, probably got a Fanny like a ripped out fireplace

>>37558151
The UKIP immigration policy is much better than labours
They have conservationist plans for the countryside.
They want to curb foreign aid
Their plan for social housing is to put local and veterans first
UKIP also plan on increasing the number of medical personnel in the NHS while readjusting the number of executives and managers.

>>37558145
>implying i don't have a big beautiful black...

Going to get my pen and paper out to practice speed drawing Gondola for tomorrow.

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>>37557502
>mom
YANKS OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's the best country to emigrate to lads?

UK will always be 'home' but I've clashed with the law a lot over the last 11 years, developing a vast hatred for the police (could kill them).

I have a 'good' job - civil engineer. Absolutely love guns and would have an armoury if I could, was a fond bomb maker prior to being arrested and jailed for it, love cars and like driving them fast, appreciate a good drink and drive, like a 'jazz cigarette' at the weekend etc. Work construction, fucking sick of health and safety cunts, sick of being tax raped of my hard earned, sick of house prices, sick of paki terrorists and no action. Could go on. Quest is to find a new country to move to - where is it lads?

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There seems to be tons of Ayrshire bots on here, truly gods country.

think i'm going to vote labour tomorrow just because i want the candidate in this constituency to win. i actually don't want labour to form the government however

>>37558287
>vast hatred for the police (could kill them)
>if it were not for the laws of this land i would have slaughtered you

>>37558287
>I've clashed with the law a lot over the last 11 years
do you have a record? Reduces your options.

>in 2015 'Cannabis Is Safer Than Alcohol' stood in my area and got less than 200 votes

>>37558356
not a student town then

Mummy May drinks tea with no milk!

MOVE OVER THATCHER MENTAL MAY IS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW

>milk with one sugar is the correct way btw

>>37558233
where exactly do you expect this medical personnel to come from if we start closing/tightening our borders? Most NHS staff are migrants.

I'm not too educated on the countryside stuff, so I'll just assume this is a good point.

we should focus on curbing our foreign warfare first, since that's part of the reason foreign aid is demanded from us.

both lib dem and labour have good social housing plans too

>>37558187
kek

>>37558383
>drinking the sugary jew

>>37558287
>likes guns, fast cars, and low taxes

If you weren't a criminal piece of shit I would tell you to go to the US

>>37558398
>Most NHS staff are migrants
Even if this was true, you think we're incapable of training our own medical staff?

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Just had a sammich and Muller light yoghurt for lunch desu. What have you all had today?

>>37558383
Unsweetened soya milk and zero calorie sweetener tablets is the way lad~

>>37558418
us brits are too dumb and lazy ;)

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>>37558068
>voting (((Tory)))
Good goy

>>37558407
Thinking of Texas.

>mummy got one of those bt smart metres
just know i'm going to get about my computer for this

i remember only like 2 years ago you could get a shit ton of food from the takeaways for a fiver but now everything is so expensive

ffs lads

>>37558450
I'd be happy to do the on the job training or an apprentiship of some sort to get money in other wise I'd be homeless and hungry.

instead I see jobs like laundry operator (folding and ironing laundry) tell me I need 5 years experience in that role (not at home ironing etc) to do the job. I applied for it anyways and got rejected when they could have easily just shown me what to do.

>>37558458
has anyone told them she's flooding the country with people who believe jews worship satan

>>37558429
>What have you all had today?

This morning on my way to work I purchased a Toffee Latte coffee from McDonald's. Got back from work at 11 am, went to Tesco. Currently consumed 600ml of Stella and two tins of Guinness. On third tin now and I'll be making a Spanish omelette for dinner with chippies.

>>37557996
if anything i could do with gaining weight desu
been hovering around 10 stone for the past 20 years.
just checked now i'm home. i'm 10 and a half stone.
don't even know how much better off i am on pills. i still get the lows, not as bad as it was which i suppose is good. but it's the highs that have gone. i used to go from 1 extreme to the other. from attacking myself mentally and physically to bouncing around the house.
now it's meh or low.
>>37558029
i'm like that with jack russels. i got bit on face by 1 when i was a little kid.

>>37558407
>Low taxes
Fun fact actually (I was calculating this for a pissing contest earlier), if you're earning 45k or under you actually pay less income tax in the UK, even factoring national insurance, thanks to the 11k tax-free allowance.

Obviously there's VAT and such which varies state-by-state, but still, interesting. You'd think we'd be more expensive by far, but that only really kicks in once you're into the 40p rate.

>>37558458
if I was a jew I would flee the UK and europe t b h

how does citizenship in israel work do they have to be born their or can ethnic jews stay there and not say a english lad that converted?

>>37558584
anyone whos mother is a jew is considered a jew by the state of isreal and can become a citizen i believe

>>37558418
do you realise how long it takes to train to be a medical professional? The kind of stress being an NHS employee put on you? It's not a job for everyone and there is far from a large reservoir of people queuing up to become NHS staff.

and it is true, have you been to a hospital?

You sound like every other UKIP supporter, so focused on being scared of muh foreign people that you forget how the real world works. Immigration is good for us, and the NHS would have been rubble a decade ago if we didn't have the staff coming in from other countries.

It's bullshit. British people are too proud to work in a depressing hospital, yet complain when their nurse is brown. Get your head out of your ass and actually think of your country instead of sucking the dick of a party that clearly panders to the people they care about the least - the working class public.

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>>37558429
>its a your mum bought nothing so you'll just eat some white bread and butter and nothing else all day episode

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>>37558599
tfw I can not escape to israel while europe and uk let themselves fall apart

holy shit lads, done 6 hours of gardening today

haven't been this knackered in a long time desu

even after 6 hours I didn't completely sort out my mess of a front garden

>>37558538
5 years fucking hell lad next there want a degree to fold and iron shit. what how are younger lads gonna get a job when employers bump up the experience required on a basic job. what are employers smoking

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I wonder what would happen if I ever got a girlfriend and they found out I have a foot fetish?
Most people seem negative towards it.

>>37558669
you can also marry a citizen, my neighbours sister did that

>>37558694
>when employers bump up the experience required on a basic job
it's like that with jobs needed relevant degrees too lad

the whole thing is fucked

>>37558599
If my mother converted would that make me a jew or is it by birth

>>37558604
Wtf build those workcamps Jezza because I'm #ReadyForLabour

>>37558604
>there is far from a large reservoir of people queuing up to become NHS staff.
This is partially due to the way they've made it harder and harder to do so, though.
Plenty of people apply and get rejected due to a lack of places or funding.

If we'd been paying doctors and nurses properly and funding their training appropriately instead of buggering public services (under both parties, Blair just pumped up the bureaucracy) since the 80s then there'd be no need to import staff who'll work at the insultingly low rates we pay staff.

The UK has something like twice as many unemployed people as there are job vacancies (and even that vacancy count is skewed upwards.), until someone's trained a chunk of those instead of importing someone already trained since it's cheaper, you can take mass-immigration and shove it. (And I say that as a lefty.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo

>>37558734
you can't convert unless you marry a jewess, judaism is a tribe, it's ethnic

>>37558604
here's an idea
allow in people who benefit our country
and not those who do not

>>37558734
i wouldn't think so, jews consider only those matrilineally descend from a jew to be true jews. maybe you could trick them like that however, but jews are pretty wily themselves

>>37558729
it's like they want you to be a neet on jsa. get shit from older people why don't you just be a waiter.

I need 2 years of experience

Many employers could just train you and pay you at a reduced rate while you do the work but nah. they happy to wait untill the well of applicants runs dry

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who /NotRegisteredToVote/ here?

>>37558814
If I voted in the EU vote i'm still registered for the GE right?

>>37558820
>If I voted in the EU vote i'm still registered for the GE right?
Have you received your polling card?

>>37558820
unless you've move since then, probably

>>37558814
you only need to register to vote once

>>37558833
no idea, I'd ask mummy but I can't be arsed interacting with anybody

Lads, this is an urgent plea to draw Gondola on your ballot.

Work
Sleep
Work
Sleep
Work
Sleep
THIS IS NOT LIVING

Britfeel? More like SHITfeel. Am I right lads?

>>37558963

stone cold that lad, just no need at all

>>37558963
Dose seem a bit slow today

>join overwartch game
>mcree genji and reaper all picked instantly
>people scaring me and making me uncomfortable by using their mics

mistake desu

>>37558988
Never seen the appeal of online games tbqhwysd

>>37558988
god when will you bugger off ebin

Has there ever been a female britfeel personality?

>>37559053

wanst kentanon a grill? or just a trap?

>>37559053
WestGatesheadFemAnon, but that was ridiculously fake

>>37559069
Pretty sure90% of these personalities are fake

>>37559053
Madoanon is. But they'll deny it.

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Hey Lenlad here what is happening fellow "robots"?
>>37558988
Oh no anon! I hope you can find the strength to play more video games! You can do it!
>>37559053
Eww
>>37558450
Oh no I hope you can find d the strength to be less lazy!
>>37559017
Oh no! I hope you can find the strength to be nice to ebin!

What is your favourite type of cat britfeel? Personally I enjoy them all tee her

>>37559090
Those tiny feet add to the proof

>>37559053
I pretended to be one for a thread but I got bored

>>37559066
There are no traps in Britain lad it's an American phenomenon

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>>37559008
timewasting mainly, can't focus
>>37559017
soon maybe

>got lost and someone tried bullying me but another person defended me on microphone
th-thanks

>>37558988
can't you mute them.
i was on rocket league last night and 2 guys were arguing. breddy funny till 1 of the tits started scoring own goals

>>37559102
this is a cheap chinese knock off lenpost, i shall be informing trading standards

>>37559102
Dont "eeewww" female britposters if anything we need more of them

>>37559053
yes there was, it was bout jan 2015.
lupus chan. then they fucked off to the other chan

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>decide to try vaping since normalfags keep shitting on me for smoking
>a week after starting to use it my entire tongue gets covered in white gunk and a bunch of lumps have appeared on the back of it
>keep coughing up phlegm that's clear and tastes of chemicals
>wake up with a dry mouth and throat every morning

Fuck this I'm just going to keep smoking.

>just found out my great great great grandad was a methodist
don't know how i feel about this desu

>>37559146
Why can't we hold on to women
It's not fair

Give me a (You) if you're voting for Conservatives tomorrow because you're not a commie terrorist cuck

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I hope your all trying your best no matter what anons!

I love you all friendos! do your best no matter what!

>>37559165

trying to move onto vaping myself, but i have packed in cigs for 3 months a few years ago and you do end up coughing up alot of shit for a while when you stop smoking

>>37558988
Not blocking, not muting

it's like you want and like to be bullied

>>37559169
What's so horrifying about that?

https://youtu.be/oSnjRaGoYyI

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>>37559146
even have a pic actually

>>37559182
From me to (you)
Not original

>>37559194
I got bullied and lost horribly, shan't be playing again today

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>>37559137
no anon pls no

Where do I find cute photos of Agatha?

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Go to the doctors friendo! I'm really thinking about you

>>37559171
well she had lupus so shes probably dead.

>>37559212
YES I mean look at them. So kaiwai>>37559205

>>37559188
It's been about a month and it's still happening though, that can't be normal. I think it might have something to do with the e liquid I've been using.

Wind blew some of our washing off the line into our next door neighbours garden.

But those neighbours are absolute fucking cunts. She once screamed in my mums face so hard it made her cry. She only went round and asked them nicely if they could move their car forward a bit so my mum could get our car in. That was the start of it.

They used to bang on the wall separating our houses so hard it would annoy our neighbour on the other side. They have a great dane they never take for walks.

One time their garden was too overgrown so they couldn't put the bins out and just stacked their bin bags in their back garden against the wall and it stunk like rotting garbage for weeks. They only cleaned it up under threat of fine from the council. After that they cleared the garden, burned the plants in a big barrel (and screamed at some people across the alley who were looking to see what they were doing) then put up 7ft+ high wood panels so noone could see in their garden.

Anyone got absolute cunt neighbours like this? How do they even fucking end up this way.

>>37559209
for future reference block and mute people, in an online space you have control and can actively stop it if you chose to unlike in irl were you'd have to get outside help, hope they get bored or sperg out on them

>>37559226
my gran has lupus and shes about 100

>just drank a whole 1 litre bottle of lucozade zero

I regret it desu~

>>37559224
Please do not bully Len, he is a good lad!

>>37559260
I never found out how to mute people on OW

>>37559264
well ill be honest im not a doctor.

>>37559205
I bet she has cute feet, lads

>>37559238
yes they may look nice but please do judge femanons on their actions much like we do with amir/moni

Had quite a nice interaction when I was out walking my dog lads, perked my mood right up.

>Walking past a group of girls, about 13 years old
>One gasps and says "I want that hair!"
>The crowd around and ask me where I get it cut, what I use to wash it etc
>They almost dont believe me when I tell them I havent cut it in 4 years and just use head and shoulders shampoo
>One runs her hand through it and says "But its so nice though"
>I thank them and leave

Wish all kids were as nice as them desu

>>37559270
Shut up Tilde you fat cunt. I hope your vomit soon erodes your vital organs you disgrace

>>37559226
This made me sad
Oil rig in ale

>>37559274
She looks like her feet smell and she doesn't trim her toenails

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>>37559287
no stop it! stop bullying the tildeanon

>>37559273
ok i'll be honest too, she's 80

>>37559245

could be the liquid but from what ive just been reading, coughing up shit (especially in the mornings) is the norm for a few months, its your lungs cleaning themselves out

>>37559271
I dont have OW but I know there is a mute function after watching streamers or people in duos use the mute function

>>37558287

Pakistan is the obvious choice lad

>>37559256
Yeah but not that bad they just have a yapping dog and smoke weed

>>37559284
the vans are on their way

>>37559245
>>37559309
I quit smoking with vaping, then coughed up shit the first few times i did strenuous exercise which was like a year later (I was lazy as fuck)

>>37559284
Probably pickpocketed you

>>37559284
something about this story seems a bit off lad

>>37559284
desu that is really sweet. Some kids can be really nice~

>tfw years of bullying makes you wonder if every compliment you get is genuine or a joke

>>37559287
Please do not bully me either senpai~

>>37559377
I'm gonna put you on a plate and serve you with gravy because you are a faggot

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>>37559408
Please stop this anon! I've never bullied you!

>>37559295
Then I'd love to wash her feet and trim her toes for her.

>>37559426
It builds character
You little turd =)

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>>37559426

afternoon Tilde my mate, hows your day going? (apart from being bullied by anon)

>>37559426
I'm going to force feed you beer and vegemite on toast

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>>37559460
I don't want character if I have to get it this way! Can't we please be friends desu!?

>>37559462
It is going pretty well, thank you for asking anon. No wageslavery today so I can enjoy the comfy and the financial problems my sister caused have resolved themselves for now so I am feeling really optimistic desu~

How are things going for you? I remember you were trying to quit smoking lad, making any progress?

>>37559515
Please no, I can't get fat anon!

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>tfw trying to find anything to pass the next 12 hours so i can go to sleep again

Getting bored of this shit t b h

>dad comes home from work as a builder
>tells me the guy he's working for has spent 8000 pound on hard wood floors
>so the company gave him two packets of custard creams

just done ketamine for the first time lads. is the nasal drip meant to taste so disgusting?

Religion of piss has struck again in London lads

>Have like 5 hobbies/dreams
>Shitty at all of them
>Can't choose just one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-HalherjQ

>>37559592
wtf, the the company ask him to spend the dosh or did he do it of his own free will and assume he would get paid back?

>>37559620
no it's just some weird 'reward' for buying from that company

Download time! Who's going?

>>37559608
done a quick search on london got an article publish 4hrs ago by the daily mail.
just read about it woman got stabbed in a nursery by three woman chanting "allah will get you". police not treating it as a terror incident, I hope they treat it as a hate crime

>>37559557

glad to hear things are working out for you, its nice to have a weight removed from your shoulders, and i have cut down smoking over the last few days, this pack has lasted me since sunday afternoon and i still have a few left, ive decided to move onto an e-cig instead of cutting out nicotine completely, just bought myself a new battery for the old one i had today so im hoping i can actually pack in and not be a fanny about it this time

>>37559557
I'll force feed you till you're sick and then force feed you some more

>>37559665
>going to a crowded normie location with a terrorist attack 'highly likely'

>>37559645
so a pyramid scheme kinda thing?

>>37559669
of course they won't.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8939276/Mercy-for-the-drunk-Muslim-girl-gang-who-attacked-woman.html

>>37559698
no you seem to misunderstand
>dad works for guy building a house
>guy thats building the house buys flooring
>the company selling the flooring gives the house builder some biscuits as a thank you

Why do you Bonglanders call French fries chips? Is it because you hate the French?

>>37559665
>friend invites me years ago to go with him, i buy a ticket
>he gets a girl pregnant and couldnt go, i sell my ticket
>years later he invite sme again, i tell him to get to fuck
>turns out he couldnt go again for a different reason

useless cunt desu

>>37559739
Because that's what they're called

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>>37559669
>Police not treating as a terror incident
>"Allah will get you"

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>>37559739

why do you call them french fries, do you LOVE the french?

>>37559776
well they did save them in their war for independence

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>>37559677


Vaping seems like it would be a good idea but everyone either goes back to tobacco or turns into some cloud blowing prick who is REALLY obsessed with having 38 different flavors in his wanker whistle

>>37559665
I've went a few times but I'm not into the music anymore.

My anxiety wouldn't make it a fun experience anyway.

The Statue of Liberty is some French tart the burgers love France for some reason

>>37559605
Yes lad, hope you have a nice drink to see you through. An old junkie mate swore by milkshake but it never helped me.

>>37559782
and then the americans betrayed the french right after, never trust the eternal anglo

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going to try an hour of rocket league, I tried last night but got pissed off after an hour so turned it off before something broke. hopefully tonight will go better
also, post waifus

>>37559677
Oh you're making lots of progress! One step at a time is the best way and I imagine stopping nicotine completely would lead to a relapse. Good on you desu lad! Remember that if you do give in to any urges that you have to try your best to get back on track as soon as you can! Let me know how it goes for you anon~

>>37559681
As long as I can vomit it back I don't mind at all! Though this is getting a bit lewd~

but I like it

>>37559811
Because the French helped them gain independence from us.

>>37559693
I spend most of my days on here and an asking complete strangers to hang out with, I don't think death is too much of a problem desu.

>>37559754
>>37559798
That sucks. It would've been nice to chill with some anons. The zeemaps threads have been useless.

>>37559874
Where are you travelling from?

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>>37559824
haven't played that in ages desu, online gaming was a mistake

noticed my skin might be going to shit around my nose, keeps itching and is red/spotty, dunno what to do cause I never wash my face or use any products. Maybe all my problems in the last few days is just aspartame withdrawl since I've switched to drinking 80% water now.

Thinking about packing my stuff and living in my car tbqh, can not stand living here and like this for much longer

>>37559889
I live near Leicestershire, so not too far.

>>37557521
Anon, that's awesome. I'd share it with you, where did you get it from?

>tfw sexually confused
has anyone resolved this successfully?

What is this field of wheat meme every normie is banging on about lads

>>37559969
chemical castration
oriori

>>37559991
turing please

>>37559968
won an ebay auction, don't remember how much I paid
theyre quite expensive to buy. well for me at least.

>>37559969
If you think you might be bi want to try shagging girls to see if you really like it, then just go for it

>>37559873
And we helped them fight the French

>BBC news literally going on about how the most disappointing thing about the london bridge attack is the rise in islamophobia

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So Islam strikes again, what we gonna do about this lads?

>>37560075
There's been another stabbing attack in London by Muslims chanting "allah" a few hours ago and the BBC are reporting the incident with no mention of how they shouted "allah" or that they were pakis.

>>37557882
this. the weight gain. I'm on ESA and can barely afford to eat but somehow I've gained 14kg in 10 months.

feelsbadman.jpg

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>>37560083

hashtags and benefit concerts lad

The standard protocol

Get Carter is pretty good

Although it's a bit bloody weird because it basically shows all the parts of Britain that either don't exist or aren't allowed on Telly anymore.

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Mother, you had me but I never had you
I wanted you, you didn't want me
So I, I just gotta tell you
Goodbye, goodbye

Father, you left me but I never left you
I needed you, you didn't need me
So I, I just gotta tell you
Goodbye, goodbye

Children, don't do what I have done
I couldn't walk and I tried to run
So I, I just gotta tell you
Goodbye, goodbye

>>37560154

We've incorporated a minute's silence into the whole shebang too, now.

>>37560154
>Benefit concert
That was a one of because of the kiddies

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>>37560179
It's time the tale were told
of how you took a child
and you made him old
you made him old

Reel around the fountain
slap me on the patio
I'll take it now

Fifteen minutes with you
I wouldn't say no
oh people see no worth in you
oh but I do

Fifteen minutes with you
oh I wouldn't say no
oh people see no worth in you
but I do

I dreamt about you last night
and I fell out of bed twice
you can pin and mount me
like a butterfly

But take me to the heaven of your bed
was something that you never said
two lumps, please
you're the bee's knees
but so am I

Meet me at the fountain
shove me on the patio
I'll take it slowly

Fifteen minutes with you
oh I wouldn't say no
people see no worth in you
oh but I do

What's a good news app for Androids lads. Sick of this lefty propaganda, but don't want righty shite either.

>>37560252
>picture
hearty chuckle, thans

How do I make money online doing simple tasks?

>a webm of a trap riding a desk mounted dildo but you cant see their dick or anything
anyone know what I mean and want to post it for a laugh?