Remember /r9k/, in some parallel universe, this is happening

The series where I'm a character must be boring as fuck.

>>37555545
This.
At best I am the friend of the hero
Or a side character that only dispenses info

>>37555665
My life is a school life anime and I'm the tertiary character, the outsider that serves as contrast to the main characters

The anime has 4.3/10 on that alternate universe's MAL

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>>37555545
The series where I'm a character may not be boring, but I'd have a lot of little dirty secrets. The fact of their disclosure would be a hard punch for me

this message goes out to all waifus playing this as a VN right now.

youre a shit. A SHIT! i will never be real!

>tfw my waifu is going to have her husbando be accused of being a shit
>can't deny that accusation

>>37555821
>tfw my waifu defends me fiercelessly on image boards
>gets banned for flaming

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
lol no one is going to want me as their husbando now

>>37556060
You just made your VN R-rated right now

>>37555359
Honestly, a girl who sees a pockmarked depressed balding loser as her "male waifu" is probably so fucked up that I don't think I'd ever be interested in her.

>>37555545
>>37555728
>Implying entertainment vale is derived in the same way as our universe

Yeah I could totally have my own anime in another universe. If not I would at least look similar to one character somewhere most likely.

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All this did was make me feel terrible that I existed to give them something to cling on to and not move on to happier lives.
Maybe if I could hop dimensions, but nope.

>>37556200
Shit, anon. That hit home.