>it's another "slow dancing with a qt gril" dream

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>>37549967
>Sit down getting coffee
>Talk to a girl like we've known each other our whole lives
>She tells me she loves me
>Wake up

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i wish i could dream , hell at least have nightmares

>>37549967
It's another "imagining you're cuddling with someone and falling asleep in their arms" episode.

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>still has dreams
>doesnt chug 18 beers before bed

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>It's a wake up sticky episode

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>its another "oneitis is just about to fuck you and you're close to orgasm but then you wake up" dream

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>it's another waking up with your oneitis in your arms smiling at you before waking up for real dream
>it's a rerun

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>>37549967
>she showed up again and we just talked for what seemed like hours
>made her laugh constantly, felt vivid, like we met up again and talked like we used to
>wake up and want to blow my brains out

what am i doing with my life

>It's another think sex is consensual, but the girl is crying and saying no, so I stop because I feel bad, then I "wake up" to an end of the world dream

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>it's another turn down sex with her dream
>because I love her and would rather talk
>or she is in a bad place and I don't want to complicate things
>wake up
>can't even get any in my dreams
>too beta even in my dreams
I want OFFFFFFFF THIIISSSSSSSS RIIIIIIIIIIIDE

I had a dream last night that my oneitis rejected me and accepted me as a friend last night and it was the happiest I had felt in a long time and that makes me feel really fucking pathetic

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>it's another "angrily screaming at the top of my lungs at people" dream
i don't like those dreams
I'm not an angry person

>it's another number dream
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WTF GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>37549967
I did this over the weekend! Extremely fun experience. Wish I was more confident though in retrospect I probably could've gotten closer to her.

>>37549967
>it's another sleep paralysis/psychological attack on myself dream
I can only take so much

>>37552425
Literally just don't open your eyes.

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>>37549967
>its another ">rape" dream

>>37549967
I had a dream that i met Trump.

>it's another "save waifu from terrorists but as you reach for her hand you wake up" dream

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>>37549967
>it's a she is dancing with another guy dream

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>it's another "woman wakes up inside a colossal city-airship with no idea of why she's there and the captain of the airship wants her dead and hunts her down with her and she has to use her wits to narrowly avoid being captured all the time and then she decide she's had enough and devises a plan to capture the captain and bail out of the airship, using the captain as hostage to avoid being gunned down by the airship's guns while she makes her escape
>she succeeds and manages to finally leave the airship, only to realize that the world has suffered some sort of apocalypse scenario and everything is fucked, she crash lands in a city and the dream changes perspective to a small lord of the flies-ish group of kids trying to survive in the post-apocalypse now that their parents all died
>one of them finds the crash landed ship with the woman and the captain and calls the other kids to decide that to do

and then my fucking dog barks and I wake up

seriously what the fuck I have no idea how I dreamt that

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can anyone recommend me harem hentai where the dude has a magical penis or something like that.

>your dick is magic we need it

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>>37552668
if I could control my actions when I'm in the middle of this shit, it would be fine. but my dreams blend with my paralysis which blends with my being awake which then blends back in with me dreaming. the cycle is too much and too confusing. I'll have detailed hallucinations where I'm in my bed having conversations with people that in the scenario would naturally be there and they literally look and feel like they actually happen. and then this will happen again and again in slightly different and potentially more horrifying ways until I rattle my body enough to actually physically move around and become awake for real. the worst part is I don't know when it ends until it finally does

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>>37549967
>It's another "Sitting alone at a school dance and until the last song comes on and the girl i had a crush on comes up to and ask if she wants to slow dance with me" dream
I went to every single school dance and every time i would sit in the corner of the gym doing nothing. Not a single person would even talk to me, hoping for that dream to come true.

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>>37549967
Like this?
This is such a fucking beautiful scene best scene in the entire show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSyj0bDhQsA

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>>37549967
>it's another cuddling on couch dream

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>>37553252
Fuck off anon at least put a warning before posting high feels content

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>it's another nuclear war dream

STOOOOOP

>it's another getting shot in the head dream

>>37552695
this.
origonolli genitolli

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>>37550844
>18 beers

How's summer anon

>>37550000
is no one gonna mention the quads?

>>37550844
>Doesn't chug neat liquor

Get a load of this normalfag

>>37553702
>18 American beers
That's only like 8 real beers

>>37552779
Sounds like you could make a book out of it with a little effort.

>>37550000
>>37553735
I will. Those are some quads and some feels as well.

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>>37549967
>it's another "suprise her with a birthday cake on her birthday" dream

>"Anon, I love you so much."

I want these four walls painted with my brains.

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>it another wake up an your arm is paralysed dream

>it's another "doing simple things like eating together and talking with oneitis for 6 years" dream

And I tell her this and she just acts bemused though she knows damn well I'm infatuated with her.

>it's another hanging out as we always do but with a vague sexual element to it

I touched her and she said no let's just be friends so I tried but I can't do it anymore. It's been like one and a half months. I'm going to tell her we need to be friends with benefits or end this. Even if it hurts both of us. I can't just be friends with a girl, it hurts me more than it would if we stopped seeing each other.

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I had a dream that I was in a room with three other couples, the guys had huge dicks longer than their gfs' faces and the girls were going wild, orgasming and ahegaoing from getting railed, and there I was alone with my little embarrassment of a dick, wondering why I ever even bothered to go through puberty.

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Later I had a dream where I was at the house of some vague acquaintances, 2 girls and 2 guys, and they were inviting me to get high and have some kind of drugged orgy with them. I'm morally opposed to all mind-altering drugs, even simple pain killers, so I called them degenerates and left. But one of the girls, a softcore cutesy emo type, was sort of looking at me longingly, but I just drove way.

>>37554722
hey

you

why the fuck does this happen? why do i wake up on some rare occasions, and my arm is completely dead? why does my arm just decide it's not going to work any more, and stay crippled for two or three days at a time?

i need answers