Embarrassing School Stories

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>be me
>missed day of school because 'sick'
>in science class
>we're doing a group project
>since I have to catch up on individual work I don't get a group
>teacher wanted me to be involved so she let me pick two groups to sit next to me
>look at one group
>"he's looking at us"
>wait five minutes because no one I pick will want me
>teacher picks for me

FUCK

>Fresh man year
>school is primarily black
>get locker number 666
>principle asks if i want to change
>tell him no
>kids start to notice
>people look at me weirdly
>thinking i would play a joke i buy a satanist book
>leave satanist book in sight at all times during day
>during science class i leave it out before going to the bathroom
>come back and nobody is sitting next to me
>the black kids look at me like i am possesed
>whole class is in a ruckas over it
>from that day forward i was known as a devil worshipper

Those 4 years shure were something.

>>37548405
>at all times
there's where you fucked up
should have left it in the locker

>>37548525
Whats the point of not going all the way with a joke? I never read it,i just carried it. I liked the thought of antagonizing people and it did.

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>Be big
>not necessarily obese, kinda chubby and solid
>go for football team
>temporarily friends with the biggest Chad group
>"friends"
>Get picked on constantly
>Hitting drills at practice
>Get nailed from the back by bigger kid than me
>Herniated disc, Swolen lower lumbar muscles
>out for season, go for surgery
Everyone had the fucking balls to laugh about it to
>Try out for baseball ensuring year after, don't give a fuck about it
>My revenge will come
>Buy a nice maple slugger
>Nice bat. Really
>Chad who hit me has same study hall as me
>also on baseball team
>baseball is his favorite sport
>Know he's right handed
>He has a good arm to
>he nailed me the previous night in the head with a fastball, had helmet
>Pull out bat when teacher leaves for bathroom
>calmly walk over
>clockwork orange.jpg
>"Hey Chad..."
>He turns
>Swing bat with the force of a thousand suns
>connect with his elbow
>*SSSSNAAAP*
>Dat satisfying crack
>Shatter his ulna, bust up his humerus as well
>Fucker drops to the ground crying
>everyone looking at me
>"THAT'S FOR MY FUCKING BACK ASSHOLE."
>get kicked off baseball team
>bat confiscated
>get OSS for two weeks
>parents are furious at me at first, Dad begins to understand and then eventually commends me for it
>manage to get back from school
>carve a notch into it
>Mfw revenge was had.

>>3754868
>*get bat back from school

>>37548250
There is nothing wrong calling a nigger a nigger, OP.
But calling a nigger a slave implies it has a job, hence wrong

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give me an important d!

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give me an important e!

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give me an important s!

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give me an important u!

>>37548682
How is this embarrassing? You should be proud of yourself, a lot of the people here wouldn't stand up for themselves like you did

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> Be le me(me)
> probably 10, maybe 9
> Have literal autism. Not a lot, but enough.
> In class, I want to go to the water fountain.
> I decide to raise my hand, but my 'tism gets the better of me.
> Decide to run a little social experiment and point the BACK of my hand to the teacher, instead of the front like usual.
> She's too busy teaching on the board.
> Hand gets tired, most of my fingers have curled back to my hand, except for one.
> I'm flipping the teacher off. I'm not even paying attention because I'm really thirsty.
> She turns around.
> Teacher's face is pic related.
> All the kids stare at me in shock and awe.
> ohshit.mov
> Looks really upset for some reason.
> I still don't know why she's sad, and I tell her I want water.
> I say this with a straight face, my hand is still up.
> Lets me go, but tells me to see her after class.
> Have to be explained to why flipping people off is wrong even if you didn't mean it.

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>>3754915
Hearty kek

Super toyotaly oregano

>>37548682
> chad breaks my back
> now his arms will crack

>>37548357
That is actually one of the saddest things I've read on this website.

>>37549286
Here's a (you) good work anon

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>be me
>junior year at the time
>in history class
>teacher giving lecture about how blacks were treated pre civil war era
>only black guy in the room so teacher picks on me
>demands to know my how I feel about the white man oppressing my people
>wants to see me go into a hulk rage about how the white man is holding me down
>he apologized for what white people have done
>white boys get uneasy
>they start to believe i hate them
>avoid me like the plague for the next 2 years

I dont even hate whitey

I was pretty much the cringe baron in high school

>first day of 9th grade
>literally don't know anybody
>lunch time
>have nobody to sit with
>for some reason go to a table full of 12th grade Stacies I've never seen in my life (all girls)
>Ask if I can sit with them
>"OK..?"
>sit in complete silence the whole time and don't say a word to them
>start choking on corn
>next day they sit on the opposite side of the cafeteria, probably to get away from me


>in class
>teacher pulls out a hat
>"I found this hat in the classroom, does it belong to anybody in this class"
>It's my hat
>Can't say it's mine because severe anxiety and everybody will be focusing on me
>stay silent
>some roastie says "Anon isn't that your hat?"
>"Y-yes"
>"Why didn't you say anything"
>"I don't know"


>group of normies talk about girls
>they ask me if I have a girlfriend
>I say no
>they ask me if I ever had a girlfriend
>"Y-yes but we broke up a few weeks ago"
>they want her name
>I struggle and come up with a fake name
>they have their fucking phones with them and want to give full name to look her up on facebook
>I start sweating
>say I don't remember her last name
>they laugh and leave me alone

>some normie is talking to me
>starts making jokes about me
>I go full sperg out mode and start punching him
>"THE FUCK ANON I'M JUST MESSING AROUND"
>get detention
>realized that I overreacted and he was just messing around friendly

have one more

>>37548682
>clockwork orange.jpg
I Keked thats my fav movie

>>37549510
>have nobody to sit with at lunch so during lunch I would just go to the bathroom and jack off there every day, pretending to take a shit if anyone walks in
>I didn't want people to know im a loser and don't have friends so I would sit in the stall on the toilet for 30 minutes every day
>a bunch of Chads who know me walk in and they see somebody's in the stall so they fucking ask "Yooo who's that?"
>say it's me
>"Ohh shit it's Anon takin a shit"
>they start pounding on the stall door
>"Haha just messing around bro see ya"
>go to the bathroom as usual next day
>same group walks in again
>"Oh shit I bet it's anon taking a shit again damn lol"
>"He takes a shit every day at lunch hour man"
>go to a different stall because I realize they're going to fucking be there every day from now on
>chill in a stall in a bathroom on the opposite end of the school
>they fucking walk in again into my new bathroom and start laughing their asses off when they realize im there

>>37549505
Thats false cause every black universally hates whites. Blacks are the main instigators of racism in this current generation of people. Sorry kiddo.

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>>37549049
>>37549058
>>37549068
>>37549079
Nice, anon. Very nice.

Please take this gf as a reward.

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>>37548357
I know exactly what that's like. Happened in highschool, eventually the teacher let me work by myself and I still got A's.

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>be me
>grade 7
>play truth or dare because that was what was cool
>lands on me
>pick dare
>"ok anon, slowdance with qt3.14 sitting next to you"
>o..ok
>she won't budge
>reach to grab waist
>touch tits instead
>I get so emberrased I run off
>qt never talks to me until a year later
>constantly made fun of
Still haunts me to this day