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Thread for ugly people

Tell us why you're ugly, what do you rate yourself and what others have rated you (if they have)

>nigger nose
>acne
>manlet

im a 4/10
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>>37547085
I have an slightly above the average noise size
Frog eyes
Head is like a light bulb
Chinlet
Skinny as fuck
Manlet
Pale
Narrow shoulders

I think I'm a solid 4/10, no one has rated me before
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>>massive head
>>big nose (big pores)and ears
>>super dark tan but not black
>>hairy as fuck
2/10

>>also big bumpy wrinkle forehead
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>>37547085
>be white

>nigger nose
>nigger lips

Why curse me w those genes reee
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>>37547085
>kike nose (not jewish)
>weak and narrow chin
>weak and narrow jaw
>short face syndrome
>severe rosacea
>dumbo ears
>large forehead
>receding hairline
>yellowing teeth (despite taking great care of them)
>skinnyfat
>gyno
>skull is shaped weird
I'm an honest 0/10. The only "good" thing that I have are blue eyes, and even then they are completely drowned out by everything else. I've long given up on social interaction. I don't have any friends and don't want any. Being around normal looking people makes me want to die even more than I already do
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>>37547278
pic please

fsdfsfsdf
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>>37547278
have you tried surgery?
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>>37547085
>Hairy legs,belly
>moderate acne
>manlet
>shitskin mexican
>voice is too soft
>fattie
>bushy brows
>shitty hair
>retarded eyes
>
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>nice face but horrible profile
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>>37547085
>dark bags/lines under eyes
>vitiligo
>big lips
>big nose
>acne + scarring

Basically all of the traits most ugly people have.
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I have a fat babyface and I used to pick at pimples untill they bleed and pick the scabs and I would do this before they were at the optimal popping stage so there would still be a bump and would pick at that too, also whenever I shave I get a big patch of just ingrown hairs
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>>37547085

>Big nose
>Big lower lips (forgot the name)
>Monobrow

I think I'm a 5/10, maybe a 6 tops
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>>37547860
Dark bags and vitilogo can be aesthetic, try to dress like an artsy fartsy hipster
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>tfw 10/10 just lazy
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>>37547085
>roman nose
>eyes too small
>big forehead
>chubby
>stretchmarks everywhere
>short
thats it
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>twisted head and face, like a corkscrew
>ancient acne scars
>witch's nose (but male)
>fine hair like dry straw
>teeth like a fucking crocodile or similar amphibious aggressor
>pale skin with ugly, misplaced freckles
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>>37547472
Holy duck lmao. At least you seem to have nice skin and you don't look like a fucking troglodyte. Develop a good personality and you should land a wife-material Christian gal. I say that because you look decidedly Christian
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>>37548002
Fuck you. Go get stacey to blow your stunted cock you Chadlet Faggot
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>>37547085
>woman sits near me
>she not-so-subtley fidgets so she could look in my direction and fully gauge how grotesque I am
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>>37548002
Id say they were pretty right, your eyes look a little off center though
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>>37548034
>>37548023
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>>37548044
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>>37548065
Unless you took it at a bad angle you seem to have all the traits that make a person attractive
>Good skin
>Nose isnt gigantic
>Good jaw line
Why am i sitting here jerking off your ego?
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>>37548060
Advice? Find a good career and bypass sociality bro. You look like Mr Potato head's cousin...the one with Down Syndrome. Hookers are an option. With the right fade, you could fuck brown-skinned sluts with fatherless children
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>>37547085
>5 foot 11
>horrific combination of nigger and jew nose
>bacne
>shit colored eyes
>hairy
>burn up in sun
>skinnyfat
>toe fungus
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>>37548065
Go smoke some weed and crash your dad's BMW you piece of shit
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>>37548093
>Nose isnt gigantic
my nose is fucked up because it was broken and a few ppl notice it
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>nigger nose
>weird eyes
>face too wide
>barely not a manlet
>look like a filipino but pale and I'm actually mexican
>skinnyfat
>slight scoliosis
>look "nerdy" (this actually killed each and every one of my attempts at socializing)
>my incisors are INCREDIBLY messed up
>I'm starting to have yellow teeth even tho I don't smoke or drink
>I have little hair and some patches of almost no hair (balding I guess)
And I have yet to go through the personality aspect, we're not even halfway started, lads.
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>>37548044
leave this board u fucking faggot

originall
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>>37548044
Wish i looked like something even resembling you. Im the guy that posted right below you.
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>>37548194
forgot to mention some acne and I fart a lot for some reason, and I rate myself a 4/10, just because some days I look in the mirror and I actually like my face, but other days I just look disgustingly hideous, so I don't know what to believe, and because I've seen way worse and because a male cousin of mine told me that when I asked him
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>>37548044
Its actually the gel hair

Take that away and ur like a good 6
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>mum,sister and online friend have said I'm not ugly
>rejected by every girl
>khhv
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>Wide nose
>droopy eyelid
>black but short and unathletic
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>>37548352
Now this is an average guy no offense dude
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>>37548352
Would be an 8 If you didn't look so tired + gave us a shit eating grin.

That hair is fucking godlike though.
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>>37548352
>Naturally wavy hair
Get a fuccboi haircut and never look back.
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>>37548044
>average looking normie
>posts in ugly thread

For what purpose?
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>bald
>no eyebrows
>chubby
>manlet
>black but this maybe a positive in the future for some reason staceys like buff bald black dudes but im no where near that and will never be
>don't have nigger nose tho kek.
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>>37547085
>huge nose
>big forehead
>face is shaped like a fucking ice cream cone, super wide on top tapering into a super sharp point
>pimples that have persisted into my twenties, despite eating healthy and exercising regularly
>short
>fucked up muscle insertions
>tiny wrists/ankles
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>>37548044
Nothing seems really wrong with you.
You look kind of tired as you have bags...
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>>37548469
You're honestly unrateable. We can't really picture what your face is like under that chub.

Lose weight and come back to us bro. We'll take care of you then.
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>>37547085
>manlet
>hairlet
>beardlet
>chinlet
>pale
>big nose
>fucked up teeth
>misshapen lips
>asymmetric eyes
>eye bags
>wristlet
>sightlet
>very noticeable lordosis
I really don't have much going for me, huh
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>>37548469
Looks like we're both ugly senpai. Wanna be friends?
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>>37548044
Your hair is fucking stupid but you could fix that right now
You also look like your trying to hide your lips, if you just smile you would be chad
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>>37548410
No way is this dude an 8
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>bald black guy
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anyone here all three?

dicklet
manlet
facelet
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>>37548658
I've never been too concerned about the size of my dick considering the other two means it doesn't matter.
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>>37548352
You've taken better photos anon, you don't look bad in this one though. Would tangle my hands in your hair and cuddle/10
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>ugly nose
>ugly lips
>faggot eyebrows
>tried being a cute femboy
>look ugly anyway
Just kill me lads
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-hemifacial microsomia (that alone automatically drops me to 1 or 2 /10)

oh but of course, the genetic lottery wasn't done rampaging through my DNA yet!

-mild to moderate acne
-moderate psoriasis(scalp and body)
-huge jew nose
-semi-manlet (5'8)

hahahahaha. step up your fuggo game, robots. real uggo coming through!
yes, my mom had me at over 40 y.o, and dad was even older. TO ANY BROWSING FEMALE, absolutely DO ----NOT---- HAVE A KID AT 40+ Y.O.
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Asymmetric face. My whole right side looks weird as fuck and my nose heads to the right too, which looks incredibly unpleasant and slightly retarded. I don't understand why this happened because I looked completely normal before puberty.
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>>37548911
>my nose heads to the right too, which looks incredibly unpleasant and slightly retarded.

literally me
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>>37548728

it would matter brah.

thing is, a big dick is where you get your cocky confidence.

Being tall is the most useless of the three imho. It only gets your foot in the door for girls who have daddy issues, after that you're another cuck like the rest of em.

The big cock myth is true. If you can be a charismatic bastard and have game, the dick keeps coming back for more and you basically become chad.
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>>37548859
>mom had me at 37
>had my little brother at 40
>my little brother is Chad-tier compared to me
ree
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>>37547085
>Thread for ugly people
>Tell us why you're ugly

The answer is simple enough: I am ugly because that's how others perceive me. That may seem a glib answer but, make no mistake, it's offered with the same reverence accorded to all mysteries.

Of all of the ills we are forced to reconcile ourselves to, natural evil is the most difficult. We can dissect the elements of moral wickedness, trace the skeins of cause and effect that lead the thief to steal or the murderer to kill. Through our examinations we find some justification for punishing the criminal and, perhaps, ways of preventing another from following his path and taking up the gun. We learn spells to exorcise the imps that plague mankind or, failing that, teach ourselves how to bind them in chains. The bad man, Chaos' most innocuous avatar, is consigned to a dungeon and the world once again becomes sensible and good.

True ugliness is something altogether different. Mankind's cruelties are nothing more than malicious sprites when compared to Nature's dragons. Through our scrutiny, perhaps we could discern all of the factors that give rise to the cataclysms that sweep cities away and murder thousands. However, for all of our wisdom, we'll never imprison the hurricane or prevent a tsunami from drowning its victims by teaching it pity.

It's tempting for the ugly to examine their flaws, to try and make sense of why they are repulsive and others are beautiful. The ghoul could present its case to Mother Nature, enumerating the various ways She has cursed it while blessing others. Sadly, the only response would be indifferent silence. There may be hope of chastising a criminal but it's impossible to shame a goddess. Without a single tear in Her eye, Nature sends the abomination alone and unloved to the grave.

Standing before a tidal wave, the natural philosopher can explain to it why it has risen up, why it swells and rages, until his throat bleeds. The storm will sweep him away regardless.
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I'm ugly and feminine -- but more feminine than ugly, supposedly. Basically, if I wasn't ugly, I'd still be feminine (and unattractive to women); and if I wasn't feminine I'd still be ugly. Feels shit, man.

Also, I'm 5'4. Should I just not try? I'm serious. I'm always wresting with this... decision. Sometimes I think I should just give up, other times I feel like I should at least try.
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>>37549324
If you've tried enough times and failed then really what's the point in continuing? Better to accept what you are and salvage some sort of happiness out of it instead banging your head against the wall.
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>>37547085
I'm a solid at least 8/10 I'm just picky with girls and I almost never start conversations with people. Too bad good looks don't make you depression-proof.
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>>37549324
On why I'm ugly:

Big nose -- droopy, bulbous tip. Also have the dreaded nasal "bump."

Small, recessed chin.

That's mostly it. But, I also lack a decent jaw or anything else that exudes masculinity.
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>>37549383
Why did you feel the need to post this? This thread is for ugly people.
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>>37549412
Normies can't go 5 minutes without attention. Always remember that... so don't reply to them.
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>>37549412
To make ugly people stop feeling bad for themselves for being ugly and realize that attractive people are just as prone to loneliness and contracting social problems.
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Honestly if I just didn't have acne id be 7/10
Maybe an 8/10 if I dress cute or made an effort to look good.
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>>37549487
>To make ugly people stop feeling bad for themselves for being ugly and realize that attractive people are just as prone to loneliness and contracting social problems.
lol
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>>37549506
>my life is so hard cause im ugly waaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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>>37548044
I hope you get murdered.
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>>37549596
>my life is so hard because I'm picky and don't start conversations waaaaahh
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> chubby face
> skinnyfat body
> greasy hair no matter how often i shower
> yellow teeth despite them being in perfect condition otherwise
> gross feet
> dry skin that peels bad on hands and feet

if i lost weight (5'8 165 heavybody femanon) i would probably look better
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>>37549623
i wasnt the guy you were replying to dumbass hahahahaha

could people like you be any more cringy?
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>>37547085
skinny as fuck anon
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I'm obese and when I talk to anyone my aniexty goes through the roof.

As a result instead of communicating my ideas like a normal person my voice goes high, I ask stupid questions, I stammer, make stupid jokes and basically sperg out till I can get the he'll out of there
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>>37549631
Anyone would look better if they lost weight. The rest of that? Sorry, sister.
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>>37549596
are you implying ugly people don't have it harder? what planet are you from?
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>>37548044
>This is what fucking /pol/ has wrought.

/pol/ opened the floodgates for normies. They made 4chan mainstream, gave the normies access and the tools to masquerade as one of us.

> Just repost pepe and do the hand sign now you can pretend to be a robot

JUST
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>>37549631
Would you date a manlet?
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Hunchback bad
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>>37549864
Guys 5'7 and above who are skinnyfat are ideal
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>>37547085
>manlet
>gross back w/ back hair. alot
>not great skin
>shitty pink/red skin tone even though Im white
>look bad from the sides
5.5/10
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>>37550028
>rating is above average
you absolute meme
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>>37548352
not actually ugly, look like a cool guy
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>>37548658
first two yes. kinda facelet a bit
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>>37547085
You have to make your ugliness apart of you, friend. What you lack in looks you'll have to make up for it in other qualities. Women call it a personality.
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>whiter than snow, asked if I'm albino on many occasions (I'm not)
>big hooked nose
>Baby face
>6'2" 140lbs.
>Sweaty hands all the time
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>>37550065
grow your hair out and apply makeup
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>>37550028
also have this weird dead skin shit on just above both of my pinkies and below both of my index fingers. also my nails look ravaged.
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>>37550177
>sideways pic
I'm not gonna make it
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>>37547903
Shave that, bump yourself up a point
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>>37547278
Are you leafyishere
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>>37549828
>/pol/ opened the floodgates for normies. They made 4chan mainstream, gave the normies access and the tools to masquerade as one of us.
Yep, every failed Chad that uses faggot Nazi shit to express his autistic rage can now just post a Pepe, complain about how girls aren't into neo-Nazism and then become a "robot" when all he has to do is drop the MAGAbeard /pol/ shit and he'd literally be swimming in pussy. /pol/ ruined everything.
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>>37550879
Step one to looking bretty fucking good: don't look like you are about to cry
That's it, there is no step two
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>>37547937
annihilate thyself
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>>37548122
You're pretty much ideal height. What the fuck are you talking about? (unless you're actually like 5'9.5")
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>>37548266
You probably fart a lot because of your horrible diet, not anything you can't change
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>>37548469
honestly. If you lost weight you would be a 7-8/10.
HONESTLY
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>>37547085
the left side of my face literally droops down
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>>37548640
nigger where are your eyebrows
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>>37551312
Yeah stroke face sucks
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I look mexican but the wrong color by accident.
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Stop posting pictures of yourselves, this isn't /soc/
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>>37551836
All you need is some deep cleansing exfoliation for your pores, eyebrow plucking, and a trimming of your beard, and you'd be a 6/10 average.
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Ugly ass niggas shame on you LMAO shit u got photoshop??
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>>37551836
I aint chad but sure?
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The two most obvious things are that my brow ridge and jaw are absolutely fucking huge, I am literally the closest living relative to neanderthals.
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>>37547396
I definitely would but I need at least $50,000. I will never be able to afford that, no matter what I do. I don't have the motivation, and I hate myself too much to be able to work
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>>37547472
damn, you'd be fine if you had a chin
maybe try growing a beard?
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>>37550177
you look like mini-brendan fraiser
pre "just" phase, however, so you might be ok
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>>37547085

>Fucking painful pimples grow inside my nose
>Flaky hair
>Look like every other spic out there
>Skinnyfat
>Short
>Somehow got foot fungus and it's mostly fucked up the nails on the big toes
>Ugly splotchy markings on my right hip from something, IDK what, what appears to be a small bit of skin on my stomach that got rubbed too hard and now sticks out

No ratings from others, but I think 3.5/10 is fair.
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I once got a -5/10 rating that said I should settle for the blind, deaf, developmentally disabled and retarded because anyone else would find me to hideous to even look at
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>>37547209
So is this what you look like?
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>>37552386
>that jawline
unless you are a manlet kys
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>>37550177
You look normal you fucking faggot, so many people in threads like this are just normal looking people with brian problems overanalyzing themselves creating flaws out of thin air like women do. Stop worrying so much.
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>>37552530
Lad you've got that black nerd look down imo
You look good
I'm not a female, gay or black though so I am not qualified to say
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FUCK THIS NORMIE BOARD

THE SANDNIGGER AND THE HELLO CHAD ARE THE ONLY UGLY ONES

FUCK YOU ALL THIS BAORD IS FULL OF NORMIES FAILED CHADS AND ACTUAL CHADS

I'M MAD AND OUT
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Who (probably) /pyscho/ here?
>tfw ugly and no intellingent
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>>37552589
Not before you post yourself first you're not
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>>37552711
I'm probably not ugly, I'm a loser because I have fucking schizophrenia and can't hold a normal life

but I'm not fucking crying in a ugly thread being average or above looking, they are just normalfags leeching for attention
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>>37547085
>ugly shaped face, I want to rip it off, I hate the shape of my face so much
>I hate my nose, I feel extremely self-conscious when people look at me from the side
>tiny ass, nice shaped boobs but they're pretty small
>can't stop picking my skin when I'm stressed, anxious, or bored, red marks all over my body, mostly underneath my shirt
>glasses
>not very fun to be around, even if we share interests

5/10 at best, I feel like I'm very average, the only thing good I got going is my skinny body, and I'm tall. But nobody wants that. Especially with my small ass.
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>>37552530
You look very cute, I don't know why you think so lowly of yourself, that bitch was wrong.
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>>37552794
>>37552794
>glasses
Absolutely not an issue, I'd consider this a bonus actually
Can't say anything else without a picture but there you have it
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>>37552918
Hey at least you don't have a babyface
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>huge forehead
>crooked teeth
>weird nose
5/10
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>>37552918

you look thirty. and i'm saying this as someone who is over thirty.
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>>37552918
jesus fuck broh,
have you thought about using rogaine?
you gun be bald by the time you hit 21
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>>37552918
>>37553100
>you look thirty
More like 40 but with good skin
Dam son
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>>37552530
you look cool pham. Idk what she was talking about
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>>37548640
Anon you look perfectly fine, I'll screw you.
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>>37547085
Untrimmed beard but don't care enough to shave
Bit fat
No confidence
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>>37547085
>I have a large forehead and when I raise my eyebrows i get giant wrinkles on the fivehead.

I honestly hate looking in mirrors and constantly wear shit to cover my head
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>>37554383
Same problem, too poor to get hats/beanies

I also have large pores, and very oily skin.

Stepped on my glasses about a week ago so now the frames are bent and draw attention to my fucked up eyes

My legs are long and my torso is slightly smaller than normal

I have black hair so when I have facial hair grow in the middle of my puffy cheeks it is easily noticable
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>have acne
>have to moisturize face morning and night so it doesn't go shit
>can't have much sugar or fatty food
>chad gets to eat as much shit as he wants and has such a perfect complexion that staceys want to sit on it all day
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>almost an unibrow
>can't grow facial hair to save my life
>shit hair
>profile looks like a caveman
at least I have nice skin
3.5/10
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>>37547085
I have a gigantic head. Like, fucking huge. and I'm morbidly obese. I could turn my face sideways and u wouldn't be able to see my facial features.
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>maximum auschwitz skellington
>backne
>facial acne scars
>no chin
>fuck huge overbite
>big hooked nose
>brown
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>skinnyfat
>acne scars
>wide face
>neanderthal-like brow
>short and round nose
>sunken eyes
>constantly cracked lips

I was rated 3/10
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>>37547085
>huge nostrils
>super wide skull, face tiny in comparison
>large forehead
>patchy and uneven facial hair
>nochin
>5'9
>tiny arms
>tiny hands
>bitch tits
I don't even know how it ended up this way. I was a pretty cute kid and both my mom and dad were very attractive. I just hope they don't want grand kids.
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>>37547085
>unibrow
>manlet
>no visible jawline
>patchy facial hair
>balding
>big nose, disproportionate in relation my face
>ptosis
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>>37556149
Stop eating so much burger, you heavy swine, or get beard.

Fucking western devils...
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>>37547085
Retruded orbits and asynmetrical mandibule
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Asymmetrical
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>>37556149
Dude you're honestly not that bad. If you lose like 20-30 lbs you'll be a babe.
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>>37547085
>fat
>never wear anything over than a t-shirt and jeans
>i tried to clean up and get on tinder but no matter what I get no matches
>just constantly swipe right even the ugly girls don't want anything to do with me
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Shitty skin
Balding
Ugly dick
Big nose
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>>37547085
Nignog nose
Pockmarks (acne scars, not huge but enough for me to be self conscious)
Balding

Basically I was 4/10 to begin with, now I imagine I'm at a 2

>>37556228
Women like to be nice. In all seriousness I'd say you're a 5, you have the most boringly average face I have ever seen in my life.
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>>37556228
Woman never tell the truth, but you're not that ugly. I'd give you a 6 at most. You have a bit of a leprechaun thing going on.
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>>37556228
>godzilla poster
>empty spirit bottles
>lives in attic room
honestly anon your only problem is those eyebrows. Go see a professional stylist and ask him/learn to trim them into a proper shape.
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>all these balding people

I never realized what a blessing it was to have a good hairline before I started losing mine. Changes everything about your look, eventually you're forced to choose between looking like Costanza, or shaving it off and praying that you look like Zidane and not Homer Simpson.
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>>37556312
This, I wouldnt widh balding on my worst enemy. Im 23 and I look 35. At least its easier to be overrated at work and get overpayed
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>>37556312
>hey anon remember when you had long hair? that was so cool it suited you so well why don't you grow it out like that again?
doomed to be an inferior version of myself for the rest of my life
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>>37556312
>Zidane

If I had Zidane's face and skull shape, being bald would not be a problem. Also, you know, his money and fame.
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>>37556373
Zidane is a middle aged man though. Even if you looked good with a bald head, being bald in your 20s is fucking weird looking and people will think there's something wrong with you.
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>crooked nose, perhaps from when my lesbian sister pummeled it after class in junior high
>zits, pock marks, skin tags on much of body
>freckles
>veiny, pale skinned, visible veins, thin purple veins in penis, overly masturbated penis, with clogged pores from using Vaseline to wack off
>wrinkles around eyes
>dark circles and bags under eyes
>beard that has thin areas
>multicolored beard
>large french eyes on a germanic face so neither germanics nor frenchies like me
>hair is neither blonde, brown or black, it is a strange color like a platinum record except it was smeared in a thin layer of shit water
>huge veins across chest look like lightning bolts across a zitty pock marked sky
>balls have thin pubic hair
>wrinkly balls
>coarse and curly beard and pubes
>skinny fat
>hips about as wide as shoulders except im a man
>bleeding gums
>small effeminate nose
>ears like the T1000 guy from T2
>Celtic dick
>small wide feet like a bird of some kind
>celtic chin
>brown moles
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>>37556387
>tfw balding in 20s
>tfw unlucky fat face even if slim body
>tfw beardlet
My downfall was only a matter of time
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>>37556387
I thought he went bald at like 25.

>being bald in your 20s is fucking weird looking and people will think there's something wrong with you

Guess it depends on who you are. Blacks and mestizo mexicans can pull it off at almost any age without problems. But I if you're a skinny white guy, people will assume you're a cancer patient or a nazi. If you're asian people will just assume that you're Buddhist.
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>>37556228
No offense but you look like a hermaphroditic Scottsman.
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>>37556436
>Blacks can pull it off at almost any age without problems.

I wouldn't be so sure about that anymore. The Michael Jordan look is out of style, nowadays black guys are expected look like drake with those geometrical shaped extremely low hairlines. If a black guy is bald he's shit out of luck there.
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>>37556452
Aren't they all hermaphrodites? I thought that's why they all wear skirts
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>huge head
>fat and misshapen
>hairy yet balding
>acne fucked up face, neck and back
>yellow, rotting teeth
>small penis
I'm 6'2 tho so that ranks me up to a 3/10
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>>37547472
>chads like this roam this board pretending to be robots
Fuck you
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>>37556488
are you retarded? his post couldn't even be considered bait, it was just very low effort at irony. and the guy in the photo is a well known model.
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>>37556467
>black guys are expected look like drake

Why? Drake isn't black.

>with those geometrical shaped extremely low hairlines

Yeah, I get what you're saying. It's fairly easy to fake that low hairline when your haircut is that short, though. They've got sprays and shit for that. Just look at Lebron James. His hairline moves like 4 inches forward whenever he's not on the court.
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>>37556500
Nigga
What the fuck do I know about models?
The fuck?
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>>37556228
I can't lie to you, you're definitely not an 8 but also not a 3. Either girls were lying, they were ugly or you're the one that's lying and fishing for compliments. You're a 4/10, maybe? Still unattractive and boring, but can improve your looks with better hair on head/chib, clothes and eyebrows. But some things you can't improve, like height, beta look and that you look like your face was shooped on someone else
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>>37547472
surgery can fix that, i'd start saving up money asap
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>>37556530
Yeah, the guy has a full head of hair, he could experiment with hairstyles to make his forehead look smaller.
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>>37552146
This. A friend of mine is an extreme chinlet but when he wears his beard he is chad-trier.
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>>37556512
>Just look at Lebron James. His hairline moves like 4 inches forward whenever he's not on the court.

Which tells you that whatever he's using washes out with water (bc of sweat). Imagine getting caught in the rain while relying on that, or being asked to go swimming.
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>>37552386
I think I recognize you. Did you post your full pic on soc some weeks ago? If so you are good looking af.
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You guys' ratings are all kinds of wrong
https://youtu.be/OrMFjcxkMo4
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>>37556577
>black people
>swimming
original
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>>37552918
Wow you hit the wall with 20. That's a new record. You also need a new haircut and should check your blood for heavy metal poisoning like lead.
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>>37556605
Since you're a jawlet you should go for long hair, the kind that at least reaches your lower jaw. Usually it improves their looks.
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>>37556149
If you weren't fat, you could be good looking.
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Manlet 178 cm
Skeleton 60 kg
Huge nose
Pointy chin look like withc
2/10 face
Glasses
Brown eyes
Fucked up body
Scoliosis, pectus excavatum, fucked up back
No size clothes ever fit me

Only normal thing ive got are my legs and ok shoulders (which are ruined by scoliosis).
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>>37556622
Lead poisoning doesn't cause male pattern baldness my lad. MBP is extremely easy to spot and it is solely caused by DHT. Hair loss due to external factors looks different.
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>>37556634
You don't look bad, just get a better haircut that doesn't make you look like Peter Pan. Excerise a little and you'll be fine.
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>>37556605
sexy! You are more than date able if you'd smile a bit and your character isn't trash.
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>>37556625
My hair is far too wavy and greasy for that, so no. Long hair is too much maintenance for my liking. I never really got why Koreans shave theirs to look like baby faced. I wanna strangle these ingrates.
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After looking at the people in this thread... I cant explain it, you look so submissive like you would let people walk over you to avoid confrontation.

My only advice is GET SUN, fuck sunburns will hide your blushing at least
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>>37556700
>GET SUN
Literal meme advice
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Camwhoring is not permitted in /r9k/. Do not post pictures of yourself here.

If you want to be rated or get feedback on your appearance, use /soc/.
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>>37547085
>im a 10yo idiot

nuff said
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>manlet
>baby face
>rosacea
>weak jaw

2/10 I look like simon from inbetweeners with worse skin
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im ginger so basicly virgin forever. counts as automaticly ugly. ive been called ed sheeran by everyone thats also pretty annoying. i bought a morphsuit to do fun shit with. anyone want pics?
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>>37556800
wasted dubs reeeeee
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we may all be ugly but at least we could all hang out blaze a little and just relaaaax...
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>>37556800
>he does it for free
Shut up fag hahaha
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shall we make an /r9k/ ugly thread on soc then?
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>>37556837
Nigger just dye or bleach your hair if being ginger bothers you that much. I'm bald and I'd gladly be a ginger if it meant having a full head of hair again.
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>>37556897
not originally no
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>>37556800
nobody likes you you fucking parasitic neet cuck
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>>37556903
i already do. but you still have to deal with sunburns pale skin and freckles
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>>37556828
forgot to add this picture to my post
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Why do you guys take being ugly so personally? You only have unattractive features because your parents have them. Blame them.
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>>37557124
My parents aren't suffering from this, I am
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>thread filled with 4-7/10 ATTENTION WHORES

if you're worried about being ugly, had girls interested in you, do not look objectively 1-2/10 you are fucking normies and you have to leave

THIS is what a robot should look like and knows they are unfortunate but doesn't cry over it

Fuck off all of you
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>>37553653
>not gay
>but at least someone would
>Thx
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Is the guy on the left of pic related average or ugly?
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>>37556800
stop being a dick let me post my bald black pics
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