Ideal GF Thread

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Posting cutest gf

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Every thread until I find her, though I doubt I'll find her here.

Looking elsewhere, though.

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>>37545076
>tfw i have infertile gf
This pic burns my soul

>>37545022
>on
Immersion lost, unless you correct it or change it to "Illiterate Clingy Cat gf".

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>>37545022
I used the wrong template but I like it better.

>>37545433
Ramona flowers gf

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>>37545022
pic related is my ideal gf uwu

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>Want pic related
>Realize that women are biologically incapable of being like this

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>>37545645
fuck, it's not fair my dudes.

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I'm going to die before I find this gf

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>>37545022
Why does a part of me want this?

>>37545645
why did you steal braaap gf and just put new words

>>37545645
I'm like that except I never cut myself like a weak piece of shit.

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>>37545022
autistic sadistic memequeen pervert gf

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le flubby chcke gf woul be ideal

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I made one of myself, bet you guys haven't seen it before!

>>37545826
But you aren't looking for a bf at the moment, right?

>>37546128 here, some traits of m'ideal gf:

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Thicc butt/hips/thighs
>Good sense of humour, can keep a joke going
>Knows her maymays, both new and ancient
>Easygoing, not that amibitious
>Nice but can give/take bantz
>No major mental issues
>Emotionally available
>Won't cut contact without warning
>Doesn't drink much or do drugs
>Enthusiastic about some things, generally optimistic
>Virgin
>Indoorsy
>Plays Nintendo vidya
>Enjoys 50's/60's music or at least likes hearing me talk about it
>Takes some initiative in conversation, asks what I'm up to, etc.
>Either likes fat dudes or will push me to lose weight
>Reminds me of HER

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why are roasties incapable of being like this?

>>37546601

>tfw pie in the face fetish

Give her 2 cream pies at once

>>37545022
my ideal gf? oh just someone that likes me.

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Thai GF because they're so damn cute. Fucking love South East Asia.

>>37545022
Does anyone have a "kind-hearted girlfriend"?

I saw one a few weeks ago and it made me feel really good, I wish I had clipped it.

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Best GF is smol GF.

>>37546128
Dude, fuck off, we're tired of seeing your chubby, greasy, unwashed, Reddit tier, slob ass.
But I still think you have enough good in you to stop posting this shit fest of an image and make a 10/10 qt pic.

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>>37545718
It hurts knowing that this is pretty much impossible to obtain

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>>37546683
The template is made for a reason anon, have some fucking creativity.

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wouldnt you ever want to be constricted by your gf?

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>>37546992
yeah..............................................

this comment is very original

does anyone have the borderline gf?

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>>37547265
From one man of culture to another

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this would be sad yet hot at the same time

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Tfw no leftcom gf

>>37545041
>no girl to hypno me
fuck its just not fair

>>37545022
>>37545041
You all think you want this woman that is completely devoted to you but can't see that having someone like this is no different from having a sex toy and is extremely boring to have someone that doesn't do anything but think about you, there is no actual interaction and will not make you feel less lonely because it's like they're not even a real person. You would get tired of her and start mistreating her in a couple of months out of perceiving that she is "inferior" to you and wanting to get back at all the people that stepped on you in the past and made you who you are now, because you would have the opportunity of doing the exact same thing to her. Aside from the fact that women like this are VERY to find, let alone have her like you at all.

tl;dr: just cop the onahole.

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I've always had a thing for punk/goth/emo/scene girls
>tfw they would never stoop so low that they would date a robot
>tfw I will literally NEVER have this gf

>>37547635
>punk/goth
>emo/scene preteens
Pick one.

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why do gf's like this only exist on anime?!

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You fatties make me sad.

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>>37547841
>Spotting for squats

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Origin nal

Its hip to be square

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The fate that's worse then death non gf.

>>37545718
Wtf, this is so common, its is not ideal at all, it already exists.

>>37547530
She is a sex toy dumbass, and has way more functions than an onahole.I get your point but a living sex toy is the point of hypno gf.

>>37547988
>tfw this exact scenario happened to me
feelssuicidalman.tiff

>>37545164
>>37545718
>tfw I am literally these

>>37545041
>tfw I wanna be this too

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postin but i will never achieve this sadly :^(

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I have no ideal gf

My faith in women and their evolutionary inclinations has been irredeemably shattered

I can't even envision what a "good gf" would look like

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Some OC. So much potential with this one, might be worth making a bigger version sometime.

>>37545022
Specifically just gfs

>>37548040
Anon be honest. You're a boy, aren't you?

>>37548040
Tell me your hobbies and interests right now, bitch

>>37548007
then tell me anon, where the fuck do you find a girl like that?

>>37548080
I meant to reply to >>37548007
>this comment is also extremely original

>>37548081
Probably in nightclubs, but is a nightclub gf an ideal gf though?

>>37548072
Thankfully no!! I'm a nice girl even if I'm kind of super weird ;_;

>>37548040
>someone admits to wanting to be a cow gf
Neat

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>>37545041
>>37545041
>W-what's going on? I-I'm not a slave!
That's the good shit right there. That slight moment of lucidity where they have a moment to realize what they've become before the brainwashing overtakes them again and they go back to being obedient

>>37548182
I already make 300-500ml of milk daily! I got really into it and don't wanna stop because it does make my boobs bigger

>>37548173
Are you sure you aren't a boy?

>>37548217
Jesus fuck, that's awesome. What got you into the idea of lactation?

>>37548173
Pls be my weird gf
Do you have a Discord or throwaway?

>>37548147
I'm more than sure that a lazy nerd gf would never go to a nightclub

>>37545645
tfw you were this girl

tfw you dated a guy who was always a bit suspicious but you always supported him and gave him the benefit of the doubt

Tfw he breaks up with you over text over some vague shit, discover he was using you for sex, constantly spoke about your sister to his friends in a sexual way, lied to you constantly, etc.

Tfw you will never date again.

>>37547988
this picture gave me PTSD this is not okay fug

>>37548280
Are you a lazy nerd gf?

>>37547988
Ah fuck man, why'd you have to do this to me?
Now I have to fight the urges to call her.

>>37548252
I gained a lot (went from 115 to 185) of weight after quitting my high stress job and it was initially a way to feel ok about being chubby but it kinda turned into something I just love!!

>>37548040
You're literally two 2d ms paint drawings?

>>37548340
I know this isn't /soc/ but we need to see more of you.

>>37548340
POST A PICTURE IF YOURE REAL.
SHOW US YOUR UDDERS

>>37547988
I'd be okay with this, we can be super intimate and love each other and kiss and then I won't text her for a month and then I hit her up and we just hang out and I'll kiss her goodbye before I go ignore her for a week
All the good parts about having a gf without the investment

>>37548340
>being chubby
I hope it ended up around your ass
What do you do for fun besides yourself?

>>37548326
no
but nightclubs tend to be filled with loud annoying music and being packed like a can of tuna
its just not the environment that lazy people in general like

>>37548283
Maybe you shouldn't have dated Chad huh.

>>37548340
Cool. Last question: you looking to swap contact info? If not that's cool. At least, where abouts do you live? I've looked around for people into lactation where I live but no dice.

>>37547988
>>37548018
>>37548291
>>37548327
Are we gonna make it guys?

>>37548283
Shame. Now you're a used up whore. Should've had better judgement instead of jumping on the first cock that shows moderate interest, slut

>>37548402
>Are we gonna make it guys?
I don't know my dude. Why are so many girls like this anyways?

>>37548402
Nobody really makes it in the end.

>>37548385
True, but how else is a nerdy, slutty, lazy gf gonna go out and find betas to fug?

>>37547443
this is me

but i'm a girl (male)

>>37548443
maybe a gaming bar?

>>37548402
Probably not, if I can't get a g/bf soon I'll probably just end it.

>>37548386
HE WASN'T A CHAD

HE WAS A BETA LIKE YOU GUYS

he just suddenly realized he could get female attention now that a girl was dating him and used me for it. Boys are evil and need to die.

>>37548409
Isn't that what you guys do with girls?

>>37548399
my discord is gyaruko#6668

>>37545645
tfw you are this girl and actually pretty attractive but all guys your age want is a pump and dump or they find you too mentally ill
feels bad desu

>>37548432
>I want to marry you
>we can't be together in public
>I've never met anyone like you
>Jack and I are dating now sorry
>we never even had anything together

It's because women are evil and have no hearts.

>>37545022
>cats
>wanting their tummies rubbed
Only if you want to get scratched.

>>37548460
Do those actually exist? If so, holy crackers.

>>37548511
You're on a board filled with 20+yo virgins what do you think you dumb cunt

>>37548540
There's at least a few in the PNW. I dunno what its like elsewhere though

http://groundkontrol.com/

Stuff like this!

>>37548522
How old/where, my man?
Girls like that are top-tier cute

>>37548486
>A beta like you guys
He fugged, clearly not

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i feel it others do too

>>37548283
>>37548511
>>37548486
Holy FUCK are you my ex?
What country do you live in?

>>37548560
i am in boston and im 19 so all my guy friends or men i meet are college aged... i just want someone who i can make happy

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Posting the gf to marry.

>>37547443
i wish this wasn't me :^)

>>37548604
I'm not far from Mass, got a discord?

>>37548591
Pretty sure my ex doesn't browse 4chan, i live in the US

>>37548604
>tfw Maryland
>tfw 18

>>37548637
Do you accept contacts?

>>37548647
y-you're not going to stalk me down and kill me right anon desu ka

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ideal bf

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>>37548651
It would have been p fucked up if you turned out to be her

>>37548691
No, I just want a friend?

>>37548647
it's saintkatharine

>>37548671
oh uhh well i have discord if you rlly want to post it but i'm p shit desu

>>37548713
Just goes to show that all men are the same nowadays. Disappointing really

>>37548718
i was just joking anon

>>37548721
Gotta add the numbers my man, discord doesn't let you fund people (generally) without them

>>37548691
>>37548718
>>37548745
That question mark is sketchy anon, watch out

>>37548746
ah right! sorry i forgot. i just got mine a few days ago desu. #2830

>>37548735
>two (2) men happen to share a shitty story
>all men are the same nowadays
Look, I messed up. You can hate me if you want since I'm essentially another version of your exbf but don't go around generalizing things THAT hard. You're not that stupid.

>>37548745
I'll forgive you if you post the numbers at the end of your discord so we can actually talk

>>37548662
are we soulmates anon-kun?

>>37548806
Maybe? Never even had a chance at anything before so

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P U R E C I N N A M O N R O L L

>>37548788
I know but I've given up at this point. Everywhere I go I see lying, infidelity, and just cheap relationships. Nobody I will ever be with will be deserving of my support, and the people who are genuinely kind and are deserving of support are people who strive for people who are much better than me (not mentally ill and disgusting). It just feels like this is all there really is to it.

>>37548726
Newladsroo#6374 is my Discord

>>37548711
hollow standards, kill yourself roastie

>>37548637
hi roxy ecks dee

>>37545645
I want to put my feelings
Inside her comfort zone

>>37548520
You know what? I changed my mind. I don't think I'm comfortable giving away any sort of contact info on 4chan. I'm sorry.

>>37549007
That's ok, I get it! I was wondering why that friend request showed up and disappeared so quickly. Do your best today, ok?

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>>37545022
were do i find this supreme being

>>37548711
>GF thread

Get out, whore!

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Avast, Anon!

If anyone has the atlanta gf one saved pls post

>>37549019
Lol yeah, whoever that request came from, it wasn't me. Take care.

>>37549062
wow
this one's not half bad

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>>37549086
I save everyone of these that I find, so I got your back

>>37547988
I had this only I got no kisses only hugs. I let myself get sucked in again recently and I've only just managed to escape because I found what little balls I have.

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>>37547988
>tfw this happened to me
>tfw she went lesbian or something autistic like that and started dying her hair a ton
Dodged a bullet, but the pain is still there

>>37548735
>>37548931
Best of luck dealing with our degenerate society. I'm pretty sure you're not actually female but I'll let myself believe it so that I can make-believe that maybe the other gender is also suffering just as much as I am and find solidarity with women in that.

>>37548575
I- i think i want this..

Now, where is my psychopathic torture fetish gf?!!!

>>37549290
she's in your hopes and dreams

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>tfw no png template gf