Is this the most alpha cocktail you can order at a bar?

>>37544469
Hmm that's debatable but certainly not a bad choice. If I absolutely had to say, I'd probably go with a neat scotch as the most alpha

>cocktails
>alpha

Someone's new to drinking.

>>37545136
It's a bit of a stretch to call it a cocktail if you're just having it neat.

>>37545177
Oops I glanced over the part about cocktail. Just realized that. Maybe an old fashioned or a dry martini then

No, that's neat scotch you pleb.

>>37544469
that's not a tequila sunrise or a long island iced tea.. so no
also cocktails are for hipsters fampai you should stick to IPAs

>>37545172

And that would be you.

Plenty of cocktails are objectively manly, especially whisky and rum ones.

>>37545667
>cocktails are for hipsters fampai you should stick to IPAs

>cocktails
>hipsters
>IPAs
>not hipster

You should learn to stop being wrong and keep your cunt opinions to yourself instead of being an absolute embarrassment.

>>37545690
wrong. the only thing manly about drinking whisky or rum is neat.
also being a pirate

>>37545690
>cocktails
>manly

They're mostly girl drinks.

>>37545667
Huh? IPA's are endlessly more hipster than any cocktail

>>37545717
>>37545739
I drank IPAs before it was cool

>>37545690
>whisky and rum
My mom chugs those on a regular basis. Wouldn't really call that manly.

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>>37545667
>>37545726
>>37545733

>my masculinity is so fragile that I can't enjoy a cocktail for fear of being seen as effeminate

>>37545726
>>37545733

Maybe you numales should just stop pretending you know anything at all about alcohol and the history of cocktails.

Perhaps one day you'll be old enough to drink in a grown up bar

>>37545800
do you order moscow mules too?
how about mojitos or appletinis? nectarinins? HA!

>>37545817
t. 21yo who is just now allowed in the bar

>>37545756

And I bet you also sucked cock before that was cool.

>>37545758

Nothing about the fact there are manly cocktails made with rum or whisky prevents your cunt of a mother from drinking strong liquor to wash the cum taste from her mouth.

>>37545848

t. 22 year old who still awkwardly drinks cheap beer at shitty bars

>>37545821
I order whatever drink I feel like having at the moment because I'm not an insecure beta who has to hide behind a wall of fake masculinity

>>37545172
Kek no shit aye. The most alpha is straight shots of Barcardi 151.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bacardi%20151

The most alpha thing is to drink what you enjoy and tell anyone who takes issue with it to fuck off.

>>37545895
Bam. This man gets it. This is basically toxic masculinity the thread

>>37544469
adios motherfucker

jk. my friends and i love grey goose. in college freshman year lol a lot.

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>>37545895
Well desu I drink red wine. Anything else is prohibatively expensive on my NEETbux. I consider myself more refined in my alcoholism than the people that drink from goon bags.

But really I'm no better than them.

>>37544469
what is it? Im an alcoholic and usually prefunk w straight vodka, then get muleys or white russians. I wanna broaden my horizons though, namely into rum drinks

>>37546304
Its a Negroni.

Gin, Red Vermouth, Campari in equal parts.

I dont order that because its too close to the N word and I dont want to be called racisr

>>37545199
Is a dry martini made with vodka or gin? I could've fucking sworn on my life a martini is with gin but every time I get one it's fucking vodka. I don't like vodka

>>37544469
Incredible Hulk. Them start smashing shit.

Large servings of mead. Break stuff.

Dark microbrews. As long as your smash the glass mug while toasting ypur buds or simply throw the glass on the nearest surface.

The most alpha is actually water.

>>37546771
Wrong. It's actually urine.

>>37546752
Real martini is with gin. Everyone who says differently is lying to you.

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>>37545895
pic related. that's you

>>37545821
Are Mojitos considered feminine in burgerland?

>>37546790
Yeah that's what I thought/ Why is it I'v never once ordered a martini that's actually been gin? It's always vodka, is it because of James Bond?

>>37546752
A dry martini is made with gun. It used to be the standard but the vodka martini has the dry martini in terms of popularity

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>most manly cocktail
none
>most manly beer
any dark stout
>most manly spirit
vodka
>most manly day
thursday

Negroni means "big niggers" in Italian. Just thought I'd let you know.

I like it, it's one of the best and most convenient drinks when I need to feel the heavenly numbing of alcohol.

>>37546824
The Vesper (James Bond martini) is actually with both gin and vodka. If you want to be sure just order a gin martini specifically and then never visit that bar again.

i only drink c2h5oh slightly diluted with h2o

>>37544469
I'll just take whatever; drinking never interested me much but I think that's because it's pretty normie in general

>>37546848
Whiskey is more manly than vodka
Gin is more sophisticated than vodka

Nothing wrong with it, but vodka is mostly the domain of alcoholics, teenagers, and young women

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>>37546892
str8 vodka is the domain of the broken man
whiskey is really nice so its not as manly as needing something which by definition has very little flavor ,same with rum.

gin is pretty interesting though

>drinking alcohol

Fuck off normalfags

A proper gin martini shows you mean fucking business. An Old Fashioned, Negroni, Moscow Mule, or hard liquor of your choice neat/on the rocks are all perfectly acceptable.
Sources: used to perform at an uppity cocktail bar

I'm having a Pimm's and ginger right now. Certainly not the most manly of drinks but it is delicious nonetheless