Is college the best time to lose your virginity?

>>37543886
Well, since you're shitposting here you should take advantage of any situation possible to lose your virginity since you may get 4 in your lifetime

Yes, desu. Girls are in their prime and they're also pretty stupid at that age too.
They don't have their parents their to control them, so they just run wild experiencing new shit and doing whatever. Sex is like half the college experience

>>37543886
Eh, you should just do it when you're ready. The sooner the better. College is a good time to experiment since so many different types of women are in close proximity.

Being serious here, if you went to college and dormed and couldn't lose your virginity, just kys. It's really the easiest time in your life to fuck girls.

>>37544012
>>37543974
>>37544031
wooo two years and still nothing. I mean its a mostly engineering school though, and I'm not that /fit/ so the only girls I attract are fatties and weirdos

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tfw see webms like this and i only imagine how nice it would feel to be the girl

>>37543886

I went to college for 6 years and never once spoke to a girl.

>>37544323
dorm or community college?

>>37543886

There are guys that keep going to college well into their 30's just to keep fucking 18-24 year old girls. And the sad thing is that they keep getting them. I saw a few of them pick up girls like it was nothing. It turned me completely off from ever trying to date girls because they just look so slutty and easy and I don't really want to slut around, I want to make a real relationship and have a family.

It's disgusting the shit women do.

no that would be high school, at college if you don't make friends early on you are fucked
>can stay at home without anyone noticing
>too many people in classes and with little to no forced conversation
I literally just go to my classes and then go back home (I have a room for myself) and I talk to my classmates like once a week about something irrelevant.

I can't imagine getting laid here as I just don't talk to anybody and even when i do it's just these polite small talks about classes.

>>37544352
this the sluts really make me sick here, you can really see how often and easily guys pick different girls and everybody just fucks around. It's not like I would turn down a girl that would try to fk me but at least in High school there were some decent girls that had like a boyfriend and broke up and found another after a year. Not sleeping with 10 different people per semester. and I would feel comfortable being somoenes boyfriend but not just a one night hookup. I would feel really intimidated

>>37544402
thanks for putting my thoughts into words

>>37543886
give me suace ffs

>>37544477
It's in the webm shit for brains

>>37543886
I lost my virginity in uni, desu.

>>37543886
that's someones daughter. some stupid fuck raised this dumb bitch, and probably pays for her room and board to slut it up. I swear every slut that was always stumbling home at 3 in the morning was acting all nice and innocent to their daddies on moveout day. fucking sickening

>>37544546
What exactly is your problem, her tryhard "sexy" face she's trying to pull off?

>>37544569
well that, the crotch tattoo, belly button piercing, and the fact that she is willingly in a porn video, and probably too stupid to think of there being any consequences

Yes. Tons of 18-22 year olds. High ratio of single people. Desire to experiment. Not managing to get laid in college is a top indicator you'll become a wizard.

>>37544594
There won't be any consequences for here though.

>>37544611
>for here
*for her

>>37543886
Sex doesn't look particularly enjoyable. All you appear to be doing is ramming you flesh-stick into a warm damp hole. There's nothing really that complex about it and it seems so brief

>>37544285
>Is a fat weirdo
>Upset he only attracts fat weirdos
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37544634
Why don't you just try it yourself. It's pretty much the best thing to do ever. Especially, if you like the person you're doing it with.

This thread makes me sad. I wish I got laid in college

>>37544611
future employers ever seeing this? or if she ever has a kid or anything? maybe I'm just mad that I've fucked up any chance I've had to be with any attractive women and only fat chicks and smelly weeb bitches are interested in me. I'll just keep telling myself its because I have morals though

>>37544660
>attend college party
>fuck random girl in her dorm room

There you go.

As long as it is not with another virgin... I remember virgin sex... ugh

>>37544346

I commuted.

>>37543886
Nah, you definitely fuck more in college but only if you have already lost your virginity in high school. Virginity is ment to be lost between 13-18 after that your chances keeps getting slimmer every year.

It is high school. You have one shot to fuck jailbait...

Yo speaking of dirty webms. Does anybody have the webm of the Asian using a vibrator and then her son or something walks in and gives her some caprisun lol

>>37544656
Yeah, you say that like I have some sort of say in it. Anyways, I've accepted my position and have long since given up trying. It just looks really underwhelming seeing other people do it

>>37543886
>tfw I lost my virginity to my twink roommate who raped me back in college

well, at least he hooked me up with some of his girl friends

>>37544645
I'm not fat at all, I'm just not swole

>>37544713
That's why having real sex is a problem for porn addicts. Your hardly see anything of the action. All other senses are more important during sex than your sight.

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>>37544301
this
I'm jealous of the girl and I don't think that's the correct response

>>37544546
>that's someones daughter. some stupid fuck raised this dumb bitch, and probably pays for her room and board to slut it up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37544358
>no that would be high school

This. Only a complete fucking loser starts college a virgin.

>>37544680
>attend college party
How does one do this?

>>37544688
That's your problem desu, well half of it anyway.
I was a loser, but I was able to lose my virginity just by knowing some of my dorm mates. They had a lot of friends/parties that brought girls that got drunk

>>37544680
I don't get invited to parties

>>37544769
Commuting is a death sentence for college sex. As soon as I moved to a dorm instead of commuting it took me less than a month to lose my v-card.

>>37544772
>he thinks you have to get invited
Unless it's a small gathering where everyone knows each other, no one gives a fuck or will even notice you. You're not in HS

>>37543886
I didn't lose my virginity in college, but I did have a freshman fuckbuddy when I was a senior. Shit was pretty cash, but that was the only girl I fucked in college. it's hard as hell to get pussy

all you fucking normalfags need to get the fuck off /r9k/
are you kidding me with this fucking bullshit
fuck you

>>37544803
It's not really a death sentence, it just makes it a lot harder if you're not social to begin with.
A normal person would be fine regardless

>>37544546
Every girl is someone's daughter. Every guy is someone's son. The sun rises from the east and sets in the west.

>>37544828
this place has been overrun with them. it just seems to get worse every day. i fucking hate them all

>>37544804
I don't think anyone really has room to party at my school, I think it's mostly bars and then back to small groups back at their rooms. I could try to fuck the wasted freshman sluts always going by my window.

>>37544828
We're not normies anon, some of just got lucky.
We're still robots at heart

>>37544853
yes, but this one is a whore and her father and mother should be ashamed

>>37544860
oh I didn't really have that problem. I went to Texas A&M, it was a pretty big uni

If I go start college relatively late do I still have a chance?

Like say, 25?

>>37544866
Robots don't understand how fragile normiehood is. I would bet if every robot got a gf, 9/10 would end up back here.

>>37544896
plus most of the girls are from westchester, long island, or north jersey, so that perfect combination of way too stuck up for mediocre looks, plus being surrounded by well off chads

>>37544634
Well yeah but if you put any random thing into dumb terms it sounds dumb... The main point of sex is the release of dopamine which makes ya feel good.(or make babies but those things are gross)

>>37544676

Nobody gives a fuck about sex tapes except autistic puritans and nobody gives a fuck about them.

>>37544911
Why wouldn't you? Girls prefer manly looking guys. 25 is the optimal age to fuck 18-22 yo girls anyway.

there's literally no reason for a robot to be a virgin when a girl is in an environment full of alcohol/drugs.
they're literally flashing their headlights, that any of their orifices is open for cock

>>37543886

must be weird being the guy recording this

>>37544911
People say girls like "men" instead of boys or kids so I would say you have about the same chance as any other guy.

>>37545016

Except no one wants to fuck that awkward autist standing in the corner sipping a beer he's been nursing for am hour.

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>>37543886
>mfw I just finished my final year, still a virgin

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>>37545123
Alcohols gives the autist liquid courage to make moves w/o caring, and makes females lose inhibition and down to fuck. It's a win/win for both parties.
The regret doesn't come until she's sober, and the deeds been done already so it won't matter

>>37544676

This may have been true a decade ago but not now. This is one of the rare true cases of
> Year is 2017

On the other hand, any comment about niggers could come bite you in the ass later, like those kids at Harvard.

>>37545211
>and the deeds been done already so it means jail time

thanks r9k, you've saved my penis

>>37545220
haha dude I wish I was never born

>>37545254
just record the deed with your camera phone, as evidence it was consensual just in case.

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>>37544301
She seems to be having the most fun in that webm.

This is a very wrong feel to have, anon.

> see op's image
> instantly recognized it

Oh god.

>>37545354

the hell kind of coffee shop is this

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>>37545129
you missed out anon.
meanwhile Tyrone is having the time of his life

>>37545354
but i just want to be that girl :(
is that so wrong

>>37545415
Honestly didn't see the nigger in the thumbnail

Nice camo.

>>37545211

The point really went over your head there, didn't it, you ridiculous sperglord.

Nobody wants to fuck the creepy autist who clearly isn't comfortable and looks like they don't belong and isn't being naturally social. On the off chance they actually do get drunk, they're just that loser who pukes everywhere and passes out.

tfw no femdom ride along with sexual diseases

>>37545658
I speak from experience dipshit.
You've obviously have zero social experience irl

>>37545792

>actually lying this badly out of desperation!

Nobody is desperate enough to let an autist fuck them. You raped that girl when she was passed out. Admit it.

>>37545894
>came to my dorm room willingly
check
>no complaints when I removed clothing
check
>didn't say no
>check
You really need to learn the definition tumblrina