Girl I know from way back when has reappeared in my life

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>>37543793
>give her my phone number and tell her to let me know when she's in town
>a week ago
>get a text from her
>"anon! i'm gonna be in the city tomorrow, when and where do you want to meet up?"
>it's really happening
>she's staying in midtown
>know a decent pizza place near her hotel
>tell her we can get late lunch there and hang out
>planning everything out so i can be near a subway stop at all times so i can run away if i need to

>she seems excited to meet
>i am also excited but mostly just anxious
>literally feel like throwing up the whole night
>terrified i will spill my spaghetti in front of a girl who still remembers me as a fun, happy 11 year old
>what if she figures out i basically never grew out of my autism

>in the years since we last spoke, i probably became the kind of person she wouldn't like
>never stopped being a reclusive vidya sperg
>never learned how to talk to girls or be a normal social person
>started smoking weed all the time
>only friends i made were other loser stoners
>never developed any real talents
>just a listless college student with no real ambition
>sinking feeling that she's gonna hate me

>the day comes
>go down to 59th st and meet her
>realize i didn't even look through her facebook (prof pic was from back when i knew her) so i have no fucking idea what she looks like now
>walk into pizza place
>"anon!"

>holy shit
>she became beautiful
>her gangly kid features have turned into endearing quirks (i.e. a big gap between her front teeth, her freckles)
>ass like pic related
>overwhelmed by how qt she is
>she runs up and gives me a big bear hug
>literally speechless
>eventually stammer out a greeting
>we get our pizza and sit down

c'mon post the rest

oringa-lingo

>>37544083
>it turns out she's lesbian

bump >_<
oregano commmennnnttt

>sit down order a pizza
>ask her what kind she wants
>says she's allergic to pepperoni
>okay, a full with just cheese
>We both eat the pizza it's pretty good
>We start talking about life before hand
>Says... "I want to play again Anon.. just like we are kids"
>So nervous I could throw up
>All of a sudden two loud booms
>ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
>Two armed arab men enter and order all of us to get on our knees.
>cont...

>in 7th grade, second year in a new school
>girl randomly approaches me and excitedly asks if I remember her
>"No"
>she gets upset and never talks to me again

What did I do wrong? I legit didn't remember her.

>>37544193
Terrorism is more of an African and Caucasian thing, Arabs are too rich, fat and lazy to kill infidels.

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>>37544083
>exchange pleasantries
>she explains that she's switching schools because the other one "wasn't a good fit"
>asks about my parents (they are fine)
>ask about hers (they are fine)
>surface level conversation goes normally

>"so anon, what have you been doing since we were kids?"
>shit
>say some really vague shit about how i graduated high school and am now in college
>avoid specifics
>she's way more interesting
>apparently she stopped the homeschool thing in high school
>went to fucking finland as an exchange student
>speaks fluent finnish
>apparently got really into rock climbing
>notice that she has the forearms of dan uggla
>she's apparently planning to go to law school after college
>basically she ended up becoming much cooler and more successful than me, as expected

>she asks if i still play AOE
>lie and say no (i only play 2 now so it's half-true i guess)
>she asks if i still play videogames at all
>say yes but try to downplay it
>she asks if i have a girlfriend
>what
>what
>what
>"uh, no..."
>"really? i'm surprised, anon, i figured you would have found some cute NYC girl..."
>what

>we are finished with our food
>get the sense that we should leave this restaurant since it is tiny
>she agrees
>central park is very close
>she hasn't seen it before
>decide we'll go wander around that for a while

>can't get over how pretty she ended up being
>last time i knew her i was 11 and only vaguely knew what a vagina was
>she keeps talking about all the cool shit she's doing
>feel incredibly inferior
>kind of want to leave but can't shake the sense that i would be letting her down somehow

>>37544193
>>okay, a full with just cheese

What's a full pizza with just cheese?

>>37544455
He got a big pile of cheese pizza.

Sorry this is taking so long, I had to rewrite this whole post because 4chan ate it.

>>37544094
>>37544191
My bad, like I said I dunno how long this will be.

Promise the story goes somewhere more interesting though.

>>37544421

>walking to the park
>pass a group of dudes smoking a blunt as we enter
>"anon, do you smell that?"
>explain to her that yeah, it's weed, NYPD doesn't usually care unless you do it right in their face or something
>"i wish i had that"
>oh shit
>wait, you smoke weed?
>"hell yeah anon what the fuck did you expect?"
>suddenly feel like i have something in common with her besides shit we did at age 11
>anxiety begins to dissipate
>tell her i have weed but its back at my place
>she does this cute little excited hop-jump
>remember she used to do the same thing when we were kids
>"what are we waiting for, anon?"

>live in a shitty washington heights apartment over the summer
>get off the subway
>walking to my apartment
>random dominican man starts catcalling her
>"GOD DAMN THAT WHITE GIRL ASS ABOUT TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK"
>silently agree
>she doesn't even turn around, just holds up two middle fingers and doesn't even slow her stride
>tell her she will do just fine in NYC

>get into my apartment
>roommate is gone
>tell her i have rolling papers
>she wants to roll the joint
>okay
>she sits down and rolls a truly masterful joint
>it's fucking enormous, perfectly symmetrical, evenly packed, etc.
>does this in record time
>amazed by this
>blurt out "oh my god you're like some kind of weed princess"
>feel the spaghetti sliding out of my pockets
>she blushes
>"aw, you're sweet"

>go out to my roof
>smoke
>go back downstairs
>joint was massive and we are both deliriously high
>she sees my n64
>wants to play it
>play gauntlet legends co-op for a while
>we are both terrible at it because we are stoned out of our minds

>eventually give up
>put controllers down
>she lays her head on my shoulder
>"anon, i'm so happy i got to see you"
>me too thanks

>>37544732

I can't wait for the >my boyfriend will love you part.

Hurry the fuck up and finish already OP. Now I'm too invested in the story to leave.

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>>37544732
>she just kind of lays there for a while
>"i don't think i realized just how much i missed you until today"
>holy shit
>tell her i missed her too and i always felt bad about how my family basically just disappeared and never returned
>"when i start school here i want to see you all the time, okay?"
>sure, of course

>can smell her shampoo
>somehow both blissful and erotic
>have not had a human this close to me in ages
>look over at her
>her eyes are closed
>entire body is awash in this extremely emotional feeling of intimacy
>also marijuana

>pick my controller back up
>play a little bit
>she snores really softly a few times
>eventually realize she might have other things to do that day

>wake her up
>she's incredibly embarrassed
>"oh my god anon i'm so sorry i can't believe i just fell asleep on you"
>"i swear i'm not a lightweight! i just haven't smoked in a while!"
>tell her it's fine, i didn't mind at all
>she does have to leave though
>apparently her parents are coming into town that night

>walk her to the subway stop
>ask her if she's gonna be free while she's still in town
>she says yes and to let her know if i want to get together again
>tell her i will
>she gives me another big hug
>holds the hug for longer than i am expecting
>she leaves
>watch dat ass

>it's friday
>she's still in town until sunday
>get a text from her
>"are you free tonight? there is a bar right near where i'm staying and i wanted to go there if you wanted to come?"
>sure

>its some shitty overpriced midtown bar
>everything is expensive but whatever
>she is wearing this floral print sundress thing
>usually i can keep it in my pants pretty well but this is my weakness

>go in
>order drinks
>bar is really loud
>can't make out most of what she's saying but tough it out
>continue drinking
>she's drinking some kind of mixed drink with an assload of fruit and vodka
>i'm just drinking the cheapest beer they have

inb4
>wake up
>dinosaur

>>37543793

If you knew each other at that young an age, there's a chance your brains will think your related to each other. As such, you'll lose all sexual nervousness and your brain will force you to be more tolerant of things you don't like about her.

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please let this be a happy ending
please god
no copy pasta
no spaghetti
no fuck ups

i need this

>>37544732
>gauntlet legends co op
OP def got some ass

>>37545066

Nevermind, posted that before I read anything past OP.

>>37545091
im 75% sure this is gonna be some copypasta/meme

>>37545091
If OP did not manage to fuck her after making hrt unconscious and willing by giving her illegal drugs he never will.

I can smell the spaghetti flowing from miles away. this will not end on a good note, i'm a pessimist.

>>37544990
>after a while, ask her if she wants to step outside for a smoke
>"WEEEEEED?"
>no, just a cigarette
>"fine"
>go outside
>can actually hear her now
>realize she is drunk as shit
>i've just been downing PBR so i'm only like moderately buzzed

>keep chatting
>constantly amazed that we still get along so well despite being way different people
>she again asks why i don't have a girlfriend
>give some bullshit "i guess i just haven't met the right person" answer
>"oh my god, anon, wait, i'm being so presumptuous, are you gay??"
>no, not gay
>she laughs so hard she snorts
>"hahaha i know, i'm just messing with you!"
>phew
>"i know you aren't gay because gay guys don't stare at my ass like you do!"
>SHIT SHIT SHIT
>try to apologize or something
>"i'm just fucking with you, anon! i'd stare at my ass too if i could"
>what
>is she not mad?
>what the fuck is going on?
>i am not fluent in drunk girl

>she asks if i still have weed
>i do
>she wants to go back to my place and smoke some before calling it a night
>settle our tabs and go

>get to my apartment
>roommate is fortuitously gone
>no idea where he even goes, he's just gone
>realize that if she rolls a massive joint like she did the last time she will immediately pass out
>tell her i'll roll this time because i'm less drunk
>"that's a good idea anon"
>roll a tiny spliff

>smoke and talk
>she has asked me about a girlfriend twice now
>i still have no idea if she's single
>don't know how to ask this
>she brings it up on her own

>starts talking about how the first and only guy she dated was a guy in college
>he became really controlling and manipulative within like a month
>forbade her from drinking, smoking, etc.
>she went along with it because she understood why he didn't want her to do that stuff
>it kept getting more and more severe
>he would tell her not to speak to certain people because they were bad influences
>she wasn't allowed to eat food with too many calories because he thought she was getting fat

>OH HEY ANON
>I FORGOT TO MENTION MY BOYFRIEND
In walks 6'4" HYPER CHAD

>>37545225
fucking christ anon, you better not pull a meme, i'm fucking invested in this

>>37545225

i swear to god if this story ends badly im taking the A to wash heights and shitting on your doorstep

>>37544732
>silently agree
Lmao keep it up anon.

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If this ship doesn't sail I'm going to be sad.

but OP did you get some fucc?

>>37545225
I'm invested now, please let this end well. 'tis adorable

>>37545405
same, praying OP managed to not fuck up.

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>>37545225
>ask her why she stayed with him if he was like this
>she said she didn't know how to break up with him
>it was apparently perfectly happy and normal when he wasn't trying to control her
>then the whole 2016 election thing became front and center
>he became some kind of hardcore /pol/ #maga guy
>incapable of hiding his powerlevel irl
>he had never said a word about politics before this point
>started going to trump rallies and posting shit on facebook about how arabs can never be americans
>he was literally born in israel
>he started trying to get her to do all this cringy right-wing activism stuff
>she kept weaseling out of it because she didn't know how to tell him "i think this is bullshit" without him getting upset

>ended up not mattering
>one night he showed up at her room super drunk (he was allowed to, of course, but not her)
>wanted sex
>she was on her period
>she declined
>he open-hand slapped her across the face and said "fuck you, slut" and left
>she decided that was the last straw
>sent him some long text basically telling him he was a terrible human being
>dumped all of his stuff outside his dorm room (lol) door at like 3am

>spent the next month or so being harrassed on social media by her ex's autistic #maga friends
>he apparently told them that she broke up with him because she was some kind of SJW snowflake who thought he was a nazi

>just sitting there smoking a spliff while she explains all this
>she finally finishes
>pass the spliff to her
>realize she's crying
>no fucking idea what to do
>just say "here, take this spliff"
>she sniffs and apologizes for being a drunk mess
>tell her its okay
>get up and get her my box of fap tissues (lol)

>she gets it together
>asks if i can put something on the tv
>have to undo my n64 and hook up my laptop which takes a while
>while i'm doing this she lays down on the couch
>i say stuff to her and she responds with short answers
>don't think much because i know she's fucked up right now

>>37545225
COME ON COME ON COME ON, YOU BETTER PULL THROUGH

>>37545426
nigga, get that pussy.

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>>37545426
BRING IT ON HOME YOU FUCK, FUCK THIS QT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37545426
OP will fail

>>37545500
Shut it you mediocre clarenet player

>>37545437
YES, you're a fucking hero if you pull this off

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>>37545426
inb4
>she comes on to anon and cries rape afterwards
>they get together and then she leaves him for polboi bf

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>>37544421
Rock climbing chicks are fucking hot

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meme or fail are the only options here guys. we all know it.

>>37545426
>>i say stuff to her and she responds with short answers
>>don't think much because i know she's fucked up right now
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>>37545559
No sir. We have luck

>have to undo my n64 and hook up my laptop which takes a while

she ends up finding out about the maga loli porn

If this is a joke it better be a good one

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>>37545290
I'm closer to the 1 actually.

>>37545240
Forgot to mention: she also implied her ex was a manlet, lol.

>>37545426
>finally get all my shit hooked up and netflix logged in
>turn around
>she is out cold
>looks really peaceful
>don't even feel too upset that she fell asleep again

>get up and go over to her
>gentle rock her shoulder
>she stirs
>"oh fuck anon, i fucked up and fell asleep again didn't "
>tell her its okay
>if she doesn't want to go back to midtown she's welcome to sleep here
>she says her parents are staying at a different hotel anyway so its fine
>tell her i'll get her a blanket

>go into my room
>grab a blanket
>come back into the living room area
>she is lightly snoring again
>insane how fast this happened
>figure i'll just drape the blanket over her and peace out

>stop
>realize something
>she is lying on her back with her legs kind of splayed around
>from right where i'm standing, i have a clear unobstructed view right up her dress
>take a gander
>cute cherry print panties
>swear they're tight enough/pulled in such a way that i can see the outline of her pussy
>have never gotten so hard so fast

>not an actual rapist though
>file the image in the spank bank forever
>put the blanket over her
>go back to my room
>just lay there in my bed
>"oh shit oh shit oh shit" actively running through my brain

>dick is hard as fuck
>need to fap just to cool my jets a little bit
>she is out cold so not too worried
>remove pants
>start jacking it

>suddenly realize i fucked up
>fap tissues are out in the living room
>bathroom is not accessible from my bedroom, also have to go out to use it

>dick has control of my brain
>decide best plan is to go to the bathroom and just use the toilet paper/toilet
>bonus of being able to brush my teeth and shit
>walk gingerly through living room in a t-shirt and hilariously tented boxers
>she is still asleep
>phew
>get into bathroom
>re-commence fapping

>>37544990
>>37544732
>>37544421

Shorten it down OP

>>37545541
One of my old teachers was a rock climber, and she'd wear those sleeveless shirts. Her muscles were yuge.

>>37545704
He is gonna fuck up man.
Its gonna happen.

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>>37545704
Now this is starting to turn into a good porno

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>>37545704
Fuck me im actually invested in this story. This is complete walk the dinosaur territory we are entering.

>>37545704
I don't understand you people. It's CLEAR AS FUCK she likes you. Just lay down next to her, then make your move. Don't go jacking off in the bathroom you fucking ape.

>>37545808
OP clearly stated is an autist sperg.

>>37545808
get the fuck out norman and let us jerk off in our bathrooms

>>37545704
PLEASE DONT BE WALK THE DINOSAUR PLEASE DONT BE WALK THE DINOSAUR.

>>37545860
it's too late, anon. with the bathroom, which has a door, being added to the setting (and the obvious presence of a floor) there is no other course for this story to take

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>>37545704
P O U N D T O W N

please OP don't be a gigantic faggot

>>37545704
>it turns out the girl was my peepee

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>>37545942
a masterful analysis indeed, i wager that you are correct anon

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>>37545541
I didn't realize that before but this is now my fetish.

>>37545704
>getting fairly close
>hear movement outside
>not in immediate danger, i know i locked the bathroom door

>"anon?"
>fuck
>the instant she vocally asks for me i immediately unleash a massive load all over the toilet bowl
>rapidly clean up excess cum from dick/bowl with toilet paper
>flush
>now her voice is right next to the door
>"anon?"
>shit
>stuff dick back in underwear
>it's not hard anymore but in the kind of chubby cooldown phase where it's still kind of engorged
>shove my toothbrush (no toothpaste lol) in my mouth

>open door
>she's standing there
>"i'm sorry i didn't mean to interrupt you!"
>tell her its fine, i'm just brushing my teeth
>she looks relieved
>says her head is spinning and she needs a glass of water and can't find any cups
>get her a glass of water
>hand it to her
>realize she is inconspicuously checking out my bulge
>definitely looks like my dick is much bigger than it really is
>she says thanks and goes back to the couch

>return to my room
>what the fuck
>did she hear me fapping
>did she WANT to walk in on me fapping?
>am i letting my dick drive my thinking here?
>was she really trying to check the "track package" box just a second ago?
>does she actually like me or is she just drunk/high?
>haven't been this angsty and unsure about something since like age 14

>wake up the next morning
>put on clothes
>wake her up
>ask her how she's feeling
>she says she's a little hungover but not terrible since she drank a lot of water
>asks if i have any food
>just eggs (not a bowl of eggs, however)
>explain that there's a deli nearby we can get shit from if she wants
>she wants to

>she stands up
>"aw, anon, my dress is all wrinkled and fucked up"
>yeah no shit that's because you slept in it
>tell her i have a t-shirt/sweatpants she can wear if she wants
>give her an old ratty t-shity from a metal band and some sweatpants
>they are hilariously baggy on her
>leave and get food

>>37545942
Its obvious
>Hear footsteps in the hallway
>Oh shit oh shit
>She opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>37545969
I'm enthralled

>>37545969
ITS NOT OVER YET
cheering for u op

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>>37545969
HAHA NO DINOSAUR.

We might have a tree fiddy on our hands tho.

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>>37543793
>>37544083
>>37544421
>>37544732
>>37544990
>>37545225
>>37545426
>>37545704
>>37545969

SHORT UP THAT SHIT IT S TAKING AGES AND I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP ALREDY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37546055
Itll probably get screencapped, so dont worry m8.

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>>37546022
absolutely anon, cannot get too invested. that being said, OP has been delivering like a bro, i want to believe.

come on pls i want to go to bed
the investment is pain

>>37545999
I'm engorged

I need this to be real

>>37545969
Sounds like an episode of love on netflix to be honest. too good to be true.

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>>37545969
>we finish eating back at my place
>she says she has to go back downtown to see her parents
>they are flying back home tomorrow morning
>her school starts in august
>she is gonna come back up in july to scope out an apartment and do some other shit
>she asks if she can stay at my place while she does that
>tell her yes, of course
>walk her back to the subway station
>standing outside of the 181 st stairwell
>tell her i'm so happy i've been able to see her again
>she reciprocates
>"anon, when i start school here, we're gonna see each other all the time, okay? like ALL THE TIME."
>give her a hug
>she emits this kind of "mmmmmm" noise as i hold her
>release from hug
>sort of have our arms around each other but at a distance
>something overcomes me
>kiss her on the forehead
>she goes bright red
>pauses for a moment, smiles
>"i can't wait to see you again, anon!"
>walks down the stairs

This is my life now
I have been texting her ever since she left
We haven't mentioned the kiss or anything but it's obvious there's some kind of sexual tension between us.
I don't think I fucked up yet but I know I could easily fuck it up if i'm not careful.

I can't fucking believe that the girl I used to larp as rodents with is now an unambigiously beautiful girl who seems to actually like me (or at least want to bang me, I have no idea, fuck)

This is, I think, a happy story, because this is where it ends for now. She's coming back soon.
I just wanted to write all this out because maybe writing it out will help me construct a coherent narrative of my own life for myself because every time I try to think about this thing abstractly it's completely overwhelming.

Thanks for reading what I hope wasn't too anticlimactic of a long story

>>37546106
I am FULLY ERECT

>>37544732
>you smok
>hell yea
>Ohshit we were ment to me finally our weed connection will make us fall in love fuck yeah bro weeeeed were share something something special bro she smokes weed i smoke weed oh my good duuuuuuuude thats what im talking about yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so i smoke weeed and she smokes weed like bro what are the chances oh mygod she is so peeeeerfect bro hell yea so radical. Look at me im anedgy pothead wooooooookk yeaaaaaaaaa weeeddddd 4w0 yo bro you smoke weed we are going to get super high oh my goooooood

>>37546160
Nice anon, good luck. Don't be like the rest of us

>>37546160
YES
holy fuck
thank you op my life is complete

>>37546160
Hope all works out for you OP, I'm glad this didn't end up as a cancer meme. Remember us when you are tappin that ass.

Godspeed.

i came right onto my dinosaur plushy
sounds fucking great for you bro

>>37546160
That was a heartwarming story. I wish you two the best of luck

>>37546160
Nice job anon, i'm proud. I could only dream of being even friends with a girl that would willingly hang out with me.

Hell yeah son, you fuck that doofy looking girl good

>>37546160
Dude, don't fuck this up. She's clearly into you, don't be overconfident though.

Keep us informed.

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>>37546160
Im just glad this story had a real ending.

>>37546160
Anon you bring me great years off happiness please post more after you visit her I will lurk 24/7 until I see the post.

IM SO FUCKING GLAD THIS TURNED OUT WELL

THIS MADE MY WHOLE WEEK

YOU GO ANON, YOU FUCKING GO

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>>37546160
So I guess my next step is to figure out what is she wants and whether that thing is "being my gf"
I don't want to do this via text/internet but I worry if I wait until she comes back, my window will have closed.
There's also the possibility I've just read in a bunch of shit that she never intended and I've just misconstrued her actions as flirtatious when really she was just fucked up and friendly.

I have probably fapped to the thought of her ass in that dress every day since that happened and I'm not an imagination-fap guy.

>>37546098
Yeah, as I posted this stuff I kind of wanted to turn it into a huge meme, but this is real for me.

>>37546160
OP, please continue the story even after this thread. It makes us happy.

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>>37546160
C U T E
U
T
E

I want an update when she comes back with Chad though. I'm rooting for you anon.

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>>37546160
Well you got this basically in the bag unless you manage to fuck it up by not being able to make her know that you are interested her on ALL levels and to be frank that does not take much when she is obviously so into you.

Now if you excuse me I will go my bed and cry myself to sleep and consider the picture related.

>>37546160
>she goes bright red
>pauses for a moment, smiles
>"i can't wait to see you again, anon!"

>no reciprocated kiss
i'm afraid you got friendzoned OP, this is going to be fwb/bff at best.

hope i'm wrong and it works out for you though

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>>37546160
this made me feel fuzzy and warm inside. Don't fuck it up pally

>>37546318

Why would someone reciprocate a forehead kiss?

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>>37546160
Holy shit anon should've gone full lip. If she isn't swept up by Chad during the summer you'll be home free my man.

Good post OP, you only delivered mild autism.

>>37546160
good luck man, hope it all turns out nice

>>37546209
Objectively the best comment here

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>>37546160
believing it was going to end in a meme or a fail the entire time made the ending even better. cant believe iam reading a story like this on r9k. nice job man, good luck in the future.

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>>37546288

>There's also the possibility I've just read in a bunch of shit that she never intended and I've just misconstrued her actions as flirtatious when really she was just fucked up and friendly.

Good to realize that this is a possibility, I suppose. Still, I don't think that you should ruminate on this. Say you let that shit get the better of you and cool things off with homegirl here. If it really was her just being "friendly", breaking it off there ain't gonna be a whole lot better than not. And of course, if you're wrong, you've really fucked up if you listen to that internal voice.

Keep your wits about you and all, but don't be afraid to fuck up actively; fucking up passively barely even teaches you a lesson and it often leads to a very very bitter long-lasting feeling.

Cheers man, thanks for the yarn. Fucking adorable.

>>37546160
OP god bless you for finishing this story

>>37546160
WAY TO FUCKING GO MAN! Hope this is a great new chapter in your life. Not many of us are as lucky as you

>>37545969

Post more ass pics OP, I like your taste.

>>37546359
she couldve just kissed him back
also she hasn't escalated anything beyond the close friendship they initially had.
or maybe i've read one too many of these threads were they think everything will turn out fine and then OP finds out the girl has eventually been fucking some other guy while she was away

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>>37546209
actually fucking hilarious

All you had to do was lay down with her and cuddle and you would have gotten laid 100% you faggot.

Holy shit I haven't had contact with a girl in over 7 years and I'm still amazed at how badly people can fuck up

>>37546160

im happy for you bro. if you wanna know some quiet bars/spots in the city to take her to on dates i can hook you up.

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I appreciate all the kind things people have said, that's not what I expected at all from /r9k/. Especially since this story is about me meeting a girl who does not cuck me or steal my semen or something (I guess she could have stolen my semen, but it'd be more impressive than anything).

>>37546291
>>37546297
If anything worth greentexting happens I'll post it here, I guess. I doubt people will remember much a few weeks from now anyway

>>37546318
>>37546359
>>37546414
I never even thought she was supposed to reciprocate it. It would have been kind of awkward honestly, she's a lot shorter than I am.

>>37546497
I know some spots in Williamsburg/Bushwick that are probably more up her alley. I know that part of Brooklyn is gentrified hipster hell but hey girls like that shit, I think? Maybe?
She didn't strike me as the kind of person who really got into the whole midtown bar thing.

Only issue is that those places are way far away from Washington Heights so if (miracle of miracles) she decides she wants to fugg then we have to hang out on a train for like an hour before she can receive benis

>>37546400
Thanks
Normally I prefer unclothed ass (like everyone else) but I stuck with clothed butt pics for this one because it fit the general vibe of temptation but not outright lewdness.
Also there are few things more arousing then a girl whose ass can barely be contained by her jeans,

>>37546209
dude
weed

Also
>>37546471
I was really anxious about the concept of doing this because I had just heard a story about how she got abused by some dude for months and did not want to do anything to her that could be construed as assault.

It could easily be spun as: I plied her with drugs/alcohol and then fucked her while she lay on my couch on the verge of consciousness.

If I get to sleep with her in the future I would want her to be a little more sober than she was anyway, not even on a social justice thing just on a personal thing. Just want it to be the sort of thing she genuinely wants, you know?

>>37546160
enjoy the excitement for all the two months it will last, maybe you'll even get your lil weenie a bit wet, nice

>>37546160
godspeed anon.

\bloxshit

What a nice read. This is the kind of thing that give me hope for the future

Godspeed anon and please don't fuck this up I

>tfw no gap-toothed, freckle-faced, fat-assed, rock climbing gf

>>37546209
this
Weedfags are cancer

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>>37546635
Fat ass in jeans is very patrician taste

>>37546160
I hope for the best. I believe in a little bit of destiny so go for it; you're young and free.

>you get your hopes up during the summer
>she finally gets back to NYC
>you share a few more intimate moments
>you cant stop thinking about her
>she meets a new guy at her new college
>you are settled down and she is in a new and exciting city
>you guys stop talking regularly again
>you're still in love and she is with a new guy

you're basically asking for heartbreak at this point

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>>37547526
What about hips?

>>37547179
This is a really terrible feel

Terrible as in "it hurts," not terrible as in "your feel is bad"

The best part of this story is the part where a /pol/ retard somehow captures a quality girlfriend and completely fucks it up through his own political hubris.

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Aren't you afraid the poltard read this and might fuck you over? Like sending her a screenshot of this thread?

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>>37546635
Fucking ace, my dude.
I'm so happy that this didn't end in a fucking meme or you sperging out.

I hope you become winner, anon.

>>37548010
That's like one in a million anon
Be reasonable

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>>37548010
Not too worried honestly, I didn't get the sense that he has any contact with her anymore and I'm certain he has no idea I exist.

>>37547717
>>37547526
Nice
Here's a similar one.
I have nothing more really to add to this thread but I'm always happy to post ass

Op, I live in Washington hights your story inspires me to keep fighting for my own qt gf. I'd buy you a beer if I ever met you. Good luck on your endevors.

>>37546160
Anon you're a beacon of hope for all of us on this shitty basket weaving forum.
Go get that girl, man!

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>>37548317
No need for a beer but you could always get me a taco from Antojitos on 181/Amsterdam

>>37548059
Found the poltard

Be aware OP

Screencap this story. Compile it. When you have an update, post the story compilation as a reminder so we can remember.

See, im so emotionally invested in this ive thought the whole thing through

>>37548530
Did you make that MAGA stuff up? That sounds so forced and unusual. And the whole story sounds cliche, but that's what set it off. Hopefully you're not running a psyop as an unpaid leftypol shill or even less likely Shareblue shill.

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>>37549053
You caught me, Soros is voiding my paycheck right now.
I hope you're happy, anon.

Not really though, that guy is (presumably) real. The entire time she was talking about him all I could think of was how he really clearly took the /pol/ memes unironically.

Also, I opened the story by pointing out how all of these events sound bizarrely cliche. The anime quality of my life has not escaped me either. If you can come up with some way for me to prove any of this stuff without doxing myself/her I would do it.

Have some more ass

>>37549247
any pics showing skin?

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>>37549247
>>37549319
also wanted to say that you're a fantastic storyteller and i am really invested in this. i'm in a similar situation (trying to read signals she gives, but not wanting to risk everything.)

good luck to you!

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>>37549319
I have so much fucking porn my dude
How much skin are you talking? Like this? Or do you just want straight up naked ass shots

>>37549385
oh my bad, i'm retarded. i thought these pics were creeps of her. i was too focused on ass that i didn't notice the different hair styles.

>>37549247
>/pol/ memes unironically
They were never meant to be ironic.

How about you tell me where you're from in the south (Be as specific as possible), show your NY ID (Blackout anything identifying), and show texts/messages from her blacked out with dates on them.

All I can think of.

>>37546160
Chad here, fucking fantastic story

Find some whatever show on brooklynvegan and invite up in the next week or two while momentum is good

>>37549385
OP just put it in a MEGA or something so I can download all of your patrician porn at once

>>37548530
Gib email and I'll try

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>>37549481
I live in NYC, I don't drive, I don't have an NY drivers' license.
The allusion to Dan Uggla's forearms should point you to the major metropolitan area I was born in.
Here's my school ID.
I don't really want to go through our text history right now, plus that's all really easy to fake.

Note that my enrollment in CU is funded entirely by money I have been paid by Bill Clinton to work as a fake protestor.

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>>37550027
lol I'm just fucking around my man, you don't need to buy me anything.
Seriously do go hit up Antojitos though, it's my favorite taco place in this part of town (it's got stiff competition though because it's fucking wash heights, everyone and their abuela is making tacos for white people somewhere)

>>37550087
>Note that my enrollment in CU is funded entirely by money I have been paid by Bill Clinton to work as a fake protestor.

Tell me more.
If true, this can be a greentext thread by itself

>>37550150
OP post more ass or do like >>37549740 said before the thread dies

>>37544083
>suddenly police bust open the door
>we all get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>37550442
Genuinely curious whether or not you have a serious learning disability.

>>37546209
this is why I browse 4chan, for real

>>37545225
>>"i know you aren't gay because gay guys don't stare at my ass like you do!"
oh my fucking God!

>>37546160

DUDE PLEASE COME BACK IN SOME MONTHS

Screencap all these posts please, and then add what happened next

im so happy for you op great story dont mess it up please im rooting for you!! :)

>>37543793
Your her Chad if shes stacy

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>constantly go over to her house and roleplay Redwall characters in her backyard
I haven't read past this line and I'm already rooting for you

>>37544990
She wanted to fuck you you retard

>>37551624
this, she wants to be wifed up eventually, but OP is too much of a manchild to realize this

>>37546635
can't wait till you get cucked by turbo chad.

>>37550087
I never said you were paid by Bill. I said you may be leftypol acting on your own or paid by David Brock.

The texts/messages WITH dates would be pretty hard to fake btw.

>>37551923
>>37550442
imagine being so far off the deep end that you honestly believe left-leaning political operatives are paying autists to write fake greentext stories on /r9k/ that make /pol/ users look bad

Aight boii listen up we gonna smoke dat maryJ dawg yeah muahfukka

>>37546160
thanks OP one of my favorite greentexts ever good luck, we're living vicariously through you now

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>>37543793
pls keep us updated

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>>37544421
Just be honest and confident you fucking dolt. Nothing better dries a girl up like a raisin (or for that matter bores the fuck out of people) than being insecure of your own fucking hobbies. This is common sense shit OP